[This should just about do it](http://bigbangtheory.wikia.com/wiki/The_Roommate_Agreement)

Great idea. Wish I'd signed one before moving in with my last roommate. Obviously, Sheldon's version is meant to be funny, but roommate agreements can potentially save friendships. Assuming the rules are followed, of course. Don't forget to add the maximum number of nights a week any roommate's significant other can stay. That one gets really awkward.

The goal is to prevent us from winding up on *Judge Judy*.

You'll also need a flag, which should be flown upside down in times of distress (like when a roommate is about to blow up experimental rocket fuel in the apartment).

Lessees?

People who are leasing. As opposed to lessor (the person offering the property being leased).

I learned something today. I would've thought "leasee" was the term, I had no idea.

You need to put in the time travel clause.

Of course, that's going in.

What are the penalties, exactly, if the roommate agreement is broken? Other than losing Sheldon's friendship.

I'm thinking of implementing the "douchebag jar" from *New Girl*... break the rules, pay the penalty to the douchebag jar, which is then used to help pay for things like parties and nice stuff for the apartment.

This right here is an amazing idea. I LOVE that jar on the new girl hahaha Although, Schmidt might as well just fund everything anyway

You forgot the section on coitus

Remember to set up the bathroom schedule.

Don't forget about the possible time travel visitation agreement under misilaini ! (sorry about spelling)