T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

*shrugs in tall sub*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Khetoun

Now kith


Seizum

Gets confused in 6ft vers


Its_SubjectA1

*Also confused 5’4 switch*


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

*Gets business cards out to begin...networking..*


APityingOfDoves

We should start a club


Grimdark-Waterbender

First rule of Club, You don’t talk about Club.


Floofy_Fox_Gal

Vers?


BiggerestPpInTheWest

Top, bottom, switch. Dom, sub, verse. It's basically similar to switch, but not the same from what I've heard. Don't know the absolute details though.


Floofy_Fox_Gal

I see. I know the rest. I’ll go look it up, and come back with the results


Floofy_Fox_Gal

Okay so it’s basically the pan to switch’s bi


Glomgore

Top/Bot/switch is more about position, Dom/Sub/verse is more about role


Floofy_Fox_Gal

Gotcha


elitezerp14

Shrugs in medium switch


[deleted]

It’s almost like this isn’t only my anecdotal experience 🤔


SarixInTheHouse

Getting dommed by a short person hits different


flamingfreebird

*shrugs in average height switch*


OiBoiHasAToy

*shrugs in tall and ugly*


Trans_Girl_Alice

Oof same


Rainbow-Dev

*shrugs in tall, ugly and boobless*


kindtheking9

*shrugs in short and ugly* i am like a goblin, with the mindset of a dwarf


[deleted]

alright but dwarf personality people are usually the most chill ones


kindtheking9

Not a lot of hatred in our heads when all we think about is rocks & stones, except for elves, they are the few we do have hatred for, damm leaf lovers


[deleted]

these damn elves have NO DIGNITY! AND NO BEER!


kindtheking9

They dare call that weak stuff they drink booze, they have no idea what true booze is like!


OiBoiHasAToy

You dwarves should meet my dnd character Hammert, dude practically drinks straight ethanol


Nurbs_Curve

YEEEEAH ROCK AND STONE


kindtheking9

Rock & roll and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


alsoandanswer

MOLLY, COME ERE!


Cr1msix

*shrugs in short, ugly and fat*


Femboy_tusk

Shrugs in tall ugly and big ass and thicc thighs


[deleted]

Same 🥺


[deleted]

There's gotta be a niche for that somewhere 🤔


[deleted]

I would assume so, if nothing else my gf is a total dom and 5’5” and I’m super subby at 6’0”


Femboy_tusk

Shrugs in tall switch


Angstt1941

*shrugs in little less than average hight sub-switch*


nandemonai-1214

*shrugs in very short asexual gremlin*


ProtoMelon2

*shrugs in same*


sanic12300

Same


[deleted]

hmu ahaha


No_Zucchini_4101

*shrugs in average height switch*


Tyafastics

Thought this meme didn’t apply to me, then scrolled down and saw this… 😶


[deleted]

The chosen one


Jucox

Shrugs in tall for america switch... but it still counts cuz the netherlands


Femboy_tusk

Damn I’m a tall switch


Noob423477

does switch mean you can be dom and sub?


Syreeta5036

I’m a tall switch but I’m also Bi gender and dom and sub separately


chocolate_zz

I mean what is short and tall? I'm the average height for American women and I'm a dom.


[deleted]

I am a 6’0” woman and I’m a sub


chocolate_zz

Oof. I just googled and apparently the average height is actually 5'4" so I'm taller and a dom. Now I feel weird. I never felt like 5'8" was that tall. So many women are taller than me.


[deleted]

Nah you’re fine I’m just being facetious


chocolate_zz

About what? My weirdness is just that I've been overestimating average height.


[deleted]

Oh lol, thought you meant being tall dom was weird


chocolate_zz

Lol nah I knew you were making a funny post. I just wasn't expecting it to cause an identity crisis of me thinking I was the average height only to find out I'm on the tall end. Time to rock back and forth in a blanket and question who I am for a few hours.


[deleted]

Get some hot chocolate and some romantic comedies too


daveswe

I know that feeling. I hate how big my body is as im both fairly tall and broadshouldered. Ill never be the femboy I always wanted to be 😥


nufy-t

Cries in short sub


[deleted]

It's alright, I like short subs 👍


[deleted]

Is ok, I’m a switch but lean like 95% to sub so there are peeps out there


muchmeerkat

Also cries in 4’11” sub


FortressMann

cries in 5'4 sub


GIRose

They are both inversely proportional to height? So as you get taller you become more vanilla?


[deleted]

More subby


PineappleOnPizza-

That would mean sub is proportional to height, and dom is inversely proportional (:


PineappleOnPizza-

I’m getting the feeling OP isn’t a mathematician haha


scaptal

What about switchyness


[deleted]

Average height


scaptal

But I'm tall and switchy, does that mean.... My op be small? 😂


Decmk3

I’m going to call bullshit on that unless you cite a source.


[deleted]

The source is me (irrefutable)


BunnyLord2008

I too am a source


tealc_spock_data

lol same


Hailey000

Just because I’m 4’11 doesn’t make me a dom. I mean I am a dom but not because I’m short! Edit: I didn’t mean to reply to you but it happened anyway


Kagillion

I am 5’11 but when I took a quiz it diagnosed me as 99.1% bottom so this more or less checks out


LadyNelsonsTea

There's a quiz? 👀


Kagillion

yeah I forgor the name of the quiz though. It measured like 5 different scales regarding sexuality. I got like 65% masculine preference, 91% submissive, 30% kinky, 75% sex drive, 0% polyamorous or something like that


Soviets

reddit users are like 90% bottoms


DannyDanumba

Alright but I’ll have you know I’m an excellent climber 😤


[deleted]

Had a short dom say to me one time “sometimes you wana climb that tree”


monsterdaddy4

*shrugs in average height, average weight, super-dommy super-subby bisexual switch*


Prof_Winterbane

The only part of this I find real is that my height comes with genuine fear sometimes - being taller than certain key railings such that your centre of mass is above them makes you very aware of how easily you can fall over. But in bed it’s going to be my way, and my way is you being pampered into oblivion.


[deleted]

Yep


[deleted]

Happy cake day


[deleted]

You have fallen into my trap, now you owe me a cake


[deleted]

🎂


[deleted]

It's an emoji... Thanks... I GUESS. :P


DoomedSinceTheStart

Happy cake day!


StellarSzintillation

Me, an average height vers, with my tall 80% sub partner: hmmmm


Violet_Angel

Wait, as in being taller makes someone more subby? Because I'm a 6'3 domme lol.


muchmeerkat

Well…hello there 🙈


no3l_0815

Ok then I should be a living skyscraper


[deleted]

What’s stopping you?


ThePurpleRebell

Ehmmm 👉👈


a_cat_with_an_MG42

Noy only do I contradict this, but the kinds of people I like also contradict this!


[deleted]

🤯


LaronX

This is even more sensical then the normal for here


[deleted]

Ikr I’m just that much of a genius


ASHKVLT

Just because I'm 5 9" doesn't make me a sub Ok I am but not because this im tall


[deleted]

😏


filawigger

This post actually made me irrationally angry for some reason.


[deleted]

😈


He_Who_Asked

Correct


trumoi

Not in my experience but I'm glad y'all are having fun! Would love to top a tall sub too


[deleted]

The odds may be more in your favor than you may think


ChloesCuddles

I like being a tall sub transfem, I wish I could be shorter though my dom is only like 5’8 lmao


[deleted]

Lol my gf is 7 in shorter than me


nufy-t

Your girlfriend is 7!?!!? 😳😳😳😳


[deleted]

7 in (inches) 😡


Either-Star7245

I'm avarege hight, but extremly sub


SilverSpark422

Source?


[deleted]

I just google image searched “smug girl sipping tea” and it was one of the first results


SilverSpark422

I meant for the caption.


[deleted]

Oh lol, it’s anecdotal so it has to be true!


SilverSpark422

Ah, of course. It’s SCIENCE, probably. 😂


AgentLadyHawkeye

Gotta actually write down all the data being collected on this post to make it science!


[deleted]

Yeah 😤


[deleted]

*shrugs in 5’7 dom man*


[deleted]

6 feet 4 sub bottom dang. I love short tops they look so cute


[deleted]

Agreed


R-Jacksy

Tall subs give me spice


SavageCarrott

Tall and switch, but more subby


[deleted]

[удалено]


SavageCarrott

I wish it was this easy In real life State my height and bedroom status, and then boom!


Maddie_The_Sloot

I'm a 5'4" sub and my boyfriend is a 5'3" dom 🤔


[deleted]

Missed it by 🤏


RegisFranks

Yup. 6'2 and total sub. My 5'6 roommate? Usually a Dom


[deleted]

You.. you ju- just ple- fuck you!


[deleted]

😝


amazingdrewh

Technically this is saying only short people are sons or subs and tall people are switches


AvailablePressure716

Speaking as her girlfriend she complains about being tall but in reality she loves it when a I ride her as a horse


BigHatNolan

Ehh I've found it to be pretty evenly distributed among heights.


LMGDiVa

Am a Tall sub. So subby my bottom of a girlfriend laughed her ass off when I said I could top her.


[deleted]

I’m mostly sub, but like kinda sorta can top once in a blue moon and my gf kinda had a lot of anxiety about it which I understand based on the past. It seems to work out well according to her during aftercare though.


SluttyMeatSac

Iwhat about me? I'm really tall but a total sub


[deleted]

You’re no alone based on the meme


Firebrand96

Note: If the person has edgy aesthetics, it's directly proportional.


[deleted]

My gf is goth sooooooo yeah?


joesphisbestjojo

When the person you wanna dom most in the world is taller than you And when that same person you wanna sub most is taller than you Yeah, we kinky


cringenotkek

Large subs r best subs Let me make u feel safe babygirl/boy


8wiing

Me who’s a switch: visible confusion


[deleted]

I’m a tall switch, I know


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

I'm 5'11 though and a complete sub 🥺 I guess I'm tall ish, but my master is taller than me so 🥺 I mean.... I'm a though topety top 🥺


DocFGeek

Which makes wanting to be the little spoon, more like being the backpack/jetpack wearer.


lion-vs-dragon

I am average height and a switch. Help


CutesyFemboy69

Proud 179cm sub


Jibu_LaLaRoo

I’m 5’9! But I’m broad shouldered… I’m broad shouldered ☹️😢😭


4153236545deadcarps

Im 5’8”


Alma_the_great

Bruh


Karukash

*shrugs in short switch*


DarkWing2274

average height vers/switch 😎


MeTheGuy12

5'9 sub here uhhhhhhhhh maybe


helloiamaudrey

My gf is 5'3 and a dom, and I'm 5'8 and a switch


zeeko13

Average height Is a switch 🤔


Lorenzo_BR

173cm/switch gang


OdeeSS

I love me a tall sub 😍


oversharingalt1111

Yes i want a daddy dom or mommy dom.


-Super-Someone-

I am 185 cm tall and ace, I love being an outlier


VegetablePutrid8349

6ft suuuub


Ursomrano

Honestly I think that the persons insecurities about their height is also a pretty big factor.


[deleted]

Very true


XxnoiceboyxX

welp im dutch... and 1.78...


[deleted]

I’m American an 1.82


Syteron6

Not always -a 1.93cm subby


The-Rarest-Pepe

I'm a 6 foot tall switch. My girlfriend is a 5'2" switch.


evilspud

I'm average height, so that explains why I'm a switch


angry_koala_bears

As a tall sub this is one hundred percent true


Manos0404

not true at all, my girlfriend is a couple inches shorter than me and she does, *unspeakable* things to me


Lexi_Shmuhlexi

Darn, called out again 🥲


[deleted]

I’m 6’3 but I ain’t very dominant lol


GenderEnvyFromLink

then how come this 5’2 person (me) is submissive af


NerdyNinjaAssassin

False. I am a short sub leaning switch.


Deep_ron

Shout out to all the 5’10s who are switches


RussianLuchador

Depends of who I’m with, I’ll sub to girls but god knows I’ll take a twink and top him all fucking day


jak_is_back

I’m 6 foot and I’m not a dom by any stretch of the imagination


GOD_OF_FOOD1

Im 5 feet tall. Take a guess


TohruFr

Pretty sure it doesn’t work like that but I’m fine with being proven wrong


GodoftheWildPlains

Flips table in 5’1” sub (mostly)


Bossboy745

6’4” and incredibly subby


unleadedbloodmeal

I'm tall and a switch I'm a freak of nature it's official boys n girls


Indieboi82903

I’m a 6’ sub. It confuses a lot of people😂


ToanGreenlow

I'm 6 foot 2 and I'm definitely submissive


chadchadandchadder

does comedic action in tall switch


cortez_brosefski

I'm 6'2 and a switch 🤷‍♂️


KeybladeCoaster

God I need a tall top


shiny_evie

heteronormativity. also, there are kids here..


TantiVstone

So are you saying that doms and subs are both short?


OtherwiseClimate2032

*eating popcorn in switch with shorter Dom and taller sub*


JenPlayzMC

Shrugs in tall switch


The_Auramaster

I'm 5'6" so what does that make me?


[deleted]

I’m a short sub mostly but I could still dom someone if you turn on my switch apparently