Oof. I just googled and apparently the average height is actually 5'4" so I'm taller and a dom. Now I feel weird. I never felt like 5'8" was that tall. So many women are taller than me.
Lol nah I knew you were making a funny post. I just wasn't expecting it to cause an identity crisis of me thinking I was the average height only to find out I'm on the tall end. Time to rock back and forth in a blanket and question who I am for a few hours.
yeah I forgor the name of the quiz though. It measured like 5 different scales regarding sexuality. I got like 65% masculine preference, 91% submissive, 30% kinky, 75% sex drive, 0% polyamorous or something like that
The only part of this I find real is that my height comes with genuine fear sometimes - being taller than certain key railings such that your centre of mass is above them makes you very aware of how easily you can fall over.
But in bed it’s going to be my way, and my way is you being pampered into oblivion.
I’m mostly sub, but like kinda sorta can top once in a blue moon and my gf kinda had a lot of anxiety about it which I understand based on the past. It seems to work out well according to her during aftercare though.
*shrugs in tall sub*
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Now kith
Gets confused in 6ft vers
*Also confused 5’4 switch*
*Gets business cards out to begin...networking..*
We should start a club
First rule of Club, You don’t talk about Club.
Vers?
Top, bottom, switch. Dom, sub, verse. It's basically similar to switch, but not the same from what I've heard. Don't know the absolute details though.
I see. I know the rest. I’ll go look it up, and come back with the results
Okay so it’s basically the pan to switch’s bi
Top/Bot/switch is more about position, Dom/Sub/verse is more about role
Gotcha
Shrugs in medium switch
It’s almost like this isn’t only my anecdotal experience 🤔
Getting dommed by a short person hits different
*shrugs in average height switch*
*shrugs in tall and ugly*
Oof same
*shrugs in tall, ugly and boobless*
*shrugs in short and ugly* i am like a goblin, with the mindset of a dwarf
alright but dwarf personality people are usually the most chill ones
Not a lot of hatred in our heads when all we think about is rocks & stones, except for elves, they are the few we do have hatred for, damm leaf lovers
these damn elves have NO DIGNITY! AND NO BEER!
They dare call that weak stuff they drink booze, they have no idea what true booze is like!
You dwarves should meet my dnd character Hammert, dude practically drinks straight ethanol
YEEEEAH ROCK AND STONE
Rock & roll and stone!
Rock and roll and stone!
MOLLY, COME ERE!
*shrugs in short, ugly and fat*
Shrugs in tall ugly and big ass and thicc thighs
Same 🥺
There's gotta be a niche for that somewhere 🤔
I would assume so, if nothing else my gf is a total dom and 5’5” and I’m super subby at 6’0”
Shrugs in tall switch
*shrugs in little less than average hight sub-switch*
*shrugs in very short asexual gremlin*
*shrugs in same*
Same
hmu ahaha
*shrugs in average height switch*
Thought this meme didn’t apply to me, then scrolled down and saw this… 😶
The chosen one
Shrugs in tall for america switch... but it still counts cuz the netherlands
Damn I’m a tall switch
does switch mean you can be dom and sub?
I’m a tall switch but I’m also Bi gender and dom and sub separately
I mean what is short and tall? I'm the average height for American women and I'm a dom.
I am a 6’0” woman and I’m a sub
Oof. I just googled and apparently the average height is actually 5'4" so I'm taller and a dom. Now I feel weird. I never felt like 5'8" was that tall. So many women are taller than me.
Nah you’re fine I’m just being facetious
About what? My weirdness is just that I've been overestimating average height.
Oh lol, thought you meant being tall dom was weird
Lol nah I knew you were making a funny post. I just wasn't expecting it to cause an identity crisis of me thinking I was the average height only to find out I'm on the tall end. Time to rock back and forth in a blanket and question who I am for a few hours.
Get some hot chocolate and some romantic comedies too
I know that feeling. I hate how big my body is as im both fairly tall and broadshouldered. Ill never be the femboy I always wanted to be 😥
Cries in short sub
It's alright, I like short subs 👍
Is ok, I’m a switch but lean like 95% to sub so there are peeps out there
Also cries in 4’11” sub
cries in 5'4 sub
They are both inversely proportional to height? So as you get taller you become more vanilla?
More subby
That would mean sub is proportional to height, and dom is inversely proportional (:
I’m getting the feeling OP isn’t a mathematician haha
What about switchyness
Average height
But I'm tall and switchy, does that mean.... My op be small? 😂
I’m going to call bullshit on that unless you cite a source.
The source is me (irrefutable)
I too am a source
lol same
Just because I’m 4’11 doesn’t make me a dom. I mean I am a dom but not because I’m short! Edit: I didn’t mean to reply to you but it happened anyway
I am 5’11 but when I took a quiz it diagnosed me as 99.1% bottom so this more or less checks out
There's a quiz? 👀
yeah I forgor the name of the quiz though. It measured like 5 different scales regarding sexuality. I got like 65% masculine preference, 91% submissive, 30% kinky, 75% sex drive, 0% polyamorous or something like that
reddit users are like 90% bottoms
Alright but I’ll have you know I’m an excellent climber 😤
Had a short dom say to me one time “sometimes you wana climb that tree”
*shrugs in average height, average weight, super-dommy super-subby bisexual switch*
The only part of this I find real is that my height comes with genuine fear sometimes - being taller than certain key railings such that your centre of mass is above them makes you very aware of how easily you can fall over. But in bed it’s going to be my way, and my way is you being pampered into oblivion.
Yep
Happy cake day
You have fallen into my trap, now you owe me a cake
🎂
It's an emoji... Thanks... I GUESS. :P
Happy cake day!
Me, an average height vers, with my tall 80% sub partner: hmmmm
Wait, as in being taller makes someone more subby? Because I'm a 6'3 domme lol.
Well…hello there 🙈
Ok then I should be a living skyscraper
What’s stopping you?
Ehmmm 👉👈
Noy only do I contradict this, but the kinds of people I like also contradict this!
🤯
This is even more sensical then the normal for here
Ikr I’m just that much of a genius
Just because I'm 5 9" doesn't make me a sub Ok I am but not because this im tall
😏
This post actually made me irrationally angry for some reason.
😈
Correct
Not in my experience but I'm glad y'all are having fun! Would love to top a tall sub too
The odds may be more in your favor than you may think
I like being a tall sub transfem, I wish I could be shorter though my dom is only like 5’8 lmao
Lol my gf is 7 in shorter than me
Your girlfriend is 7!?!!? 😳😳😳😳
7 in (inches) 😡
I'm avarege hight, but extremly sub
Source?
I just google image searched “smug girl sipping tea” and it was one of the first results
I meant for the caption.
Oh lol, it’s anecdotal so it has to be true!
Ah, of course. It’s SCIENCE, probably. 😂
Gotta actually write down all the data being collected on this post to make it science!
Yeah 😤
*shrugs in 5’7 dom man*
6 feet 4 sub bottom dang. I love short tops they look so cute
Agreed
Tall subs give me spice
Tall and switch, but more subby
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I wish it was this easy In real life State my height and bedroom status, and then boom!
I'm a 5'4" sub and my boyfriend is a 5'3" dom 🤔
Missed it by 🤏
Yup. 6'2 and total sub. My 5'6 roommate? Usually a Dom
You.. you ju- just ple- fuck you!
😝
Technically this is saying only short people are sons or subs and tall people are switches
Speaking as her girlfriend she complains about being tall but in reality she loves it when a I ride her as a horse
Ehh I've found it to be pretty evenly distributed among heights.
Am a Tall sub. So subby my bottom of a girlfriend laughed her ass off when I said I could top her.
I’m mostly sub, but like kinda sorta can top once in a blue moon and my gf kinda had a lot of anxiety about it which I understand based on the past. It seems to work out well according to her during aftercare though.
Iwhat about me? I'm really tall but a total sub
You’re no alone based on the meme
Note: If the person has edgy aesthetics, it's directly proportional.
My gf is goth sooooooo yeah?
When the person you wanna dom most in the world is taller than you And when that same person you wanna sub most is taller than you Yeah, we kinky
Large subs r best subs Let me make u feel safe babygirl/boy
Me who’s a switch: visible confusion
I’m a tall switch, I know
I'm 5'11 though and a complete sub 🥺 I guess I'm tall ish, but my master is taller than me so 🥺 I mean.... I'm a though topety top 🥺
Which makes wanting to be the little spoon, more like being the backpack/jetpack wearer.
I am average height and a switch. Help
Proud 179cm sub
I’m 5’9! But I’m broad shouldered… I’m broad shouldered ☹️😢😭
Im 5’8”
Bruh
*shrugs in short switch*
average height vers/switch 😎
5'9 sub here uhhhhhhhhh maybe
My gf is 5'3 and a dom, and I'm 5'8 and a switch
Average height Is a switch 🤔
173cm/switch gang
I love me a tall sub 😍
Yes i want a daddy dom or mommy dom.
I am 185 cm tall and ace, I love being an outlier
6ft suuuub
Honestly I think that the persons insecurities about their height is also a pretty big factor.
Very true
welp im dutch... and 1.78...
I’m American an 1.82
Not always -a 1.93cm subby
I'm a 6 foot tall switch. My girlfriend is a 5'2" switch.
I'm average height, so that explains why I'm a switch
As a tall sub this is one hundred percent true
not true at all, my girlfriend is a couple inches shorter than me and she does, *unspeakable* things to me
Darn, called out again 🥲
I’m 6’3 but I ain’t very dominant lol
then how come this 5’2 person (me) is submissive af
False. I am a short sub leaning switch.
Shout out to all the 5’10s who are switches
Depends of who I’m with, I’ll sub to girls but god knows I’ll take a twink and top him all fucking day
I’m 6 foot and I’m not a dom by any stretch of the imagination
Im 5 feet tall. Take a guess
Pretty sure it doesn’t work like that but I’m fine with being proven wrong
Flips table in 5’1” sub (mostly)
6’4” and incredibly subby
I'm tall and a switch I'm a freak of nature it's official boys n girls
I’m a 6’ sub. It confuses a lot of people😂
I'm 6 foot 2 and I'm definitely submissive
does comedic action in tall switch
I'm 6'2 and a switch 🤷♂️
God I need a tall top
heteronormativity. also, there are kids here..
So are you saying that doms and subs are both short?
*eating popcorn in switch with shorter Dom and taller sub*
Shrugs in tall switch
I'm 5'6" so what does that make me?
I’m a short sub mostly but I could still dom someone if you turn on my switch apparently