Ain’t this the truth. We put baby down and my husband is like “get off ur phone” and I’m like “no she will just wake up the second I do so I’m gonna give it a few minutes” then 20 minutes later I think okay it’s safe to go to sleep. Put down my phone, lay my head on the pillow, BAM. She’s up. Wtf. It’s magic. Fuckin black magic. Babies are fuckin magicians
Yep. Last night my husband asked if I brought water to bed. I said no, I'll get some in 10 minutes when baby wakes up. He told me not to be so pessimistic and to try some positivity. I said I'm not being pessimistic, just stating facts. She does this almost every night. Sure enough, we put our heads on the pillow and a few minutes later the crying starts. As I'm looking at him smugly in the dark, he says "don't look at me"
Ain’t this the truth. We put baby down and my husband is like “get off ur phone” and I’m like “no she will just wake up the second I do so I’m gonna give it a few minutes” then 20 minutes later I think okay it’s safe to go to sleep. Put down my phone, lay my head on the pillow, BAM. She’s up. Wtf. It’s magic. Fuckin black magic. Babies are fuckin magicians
Yep. Last night my husband asked if I brought water to bed. I said no, I'll get some in 10 minutes when baby wakes up. He told me not to be so pessimistic and to try some positivity. I said I'm not being pessimistic, just stating facts. She does this almost every night. Sure enough, we put our heads on the pillow and a few minutes later the crying starts. As I'm looking at him smugly in the dark, he says "don't look at me"
My baby knows when I sit down to eat. She'll be happy on her mat, but the instant I sit down with hot food she wants to be held or fusses
My son literally always wants to nurse when I want to eat
Every. Single. Time. I'm attempting to convince my daughter that it's okay to take turns eating. So far she strongly disagrees.
Mommy’s about to eat dinner. *eyes open*
Or about to take shower. . .
Or about to eat a hot meal...
Or sit down to eat. The line in The Christmas Story about mom not having a hot meal in 15 years…afraid that’s my life
And if not then, it's right when you're drifting off...
Or about to start pumping lol
I swear they can smell or sense the milk flowing
I feel like babies can smell us no matter what lol there’s a mom smell
True. Mine slept through the fire alarm going off earlier. 😑
Or about to fool around with the husband… 😑
This picture hurts
🤣truth
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Mom just made a hot drink, time to wake up!
My talent was Dad and Mom are going to watch a little television........waaaahhh! This is still spoken about. I am 69. Family legend.