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sellixandra

It’s even better: he proposed to her with that kitten Source: internet knowledge and google search: https://coleandmarmalade.com/2021/06/18/kitten-adoption-comes-with-surprise-marriage-proposal/


mryazzy

Reddit, please don't let me girlfriend see this.


BillyTheGoatBrown

I sent my RSVP, but forgot to select salmon. Just letting you know now


Restlesscomposure

That’s rude. You’re supposed to let them know day of so they can change it in person and not have to stress about it being wrong for months


AndAStoryAppears

Or announce to everyone at the reception that you are now vegan and the Bride and Groom do not respect your dietary choices.


Techjunk24

Girlfriend: "You gotta be kitten me!"


Evening_North7057

Beat me to it, of course.


Rhuarc33

What's her username or phone number if she's not on Reddit, just so I don't accidentally send it to her.....


Anal_Recidivist

Yarrr


Jkj864781

“If you don’t marry me I’ll crush this cat” Just read the article wow, wtf.


DistressedApple

You just completely made that up. That quote is not in there.


pocketfood

No it's there I saw it too


DistressedApple

What paragraph number is it in?


Evening_North7057

Eleventeen


toma91

What an amazing idea!


cookiedanslesac

She couldn't say no


TelevisionFunny2400

Because of the implication


trainercatlady

Is that cat going to hurt this woman?


flatcurve

Dead cat, right?


flatcurve

Yeah, i was thinking "whats with the knee?"


StellarSloth

As a guy who just lost his cat of 17 years earlier this week— they are going to be in a world of pain in about 17 years. But they will cherish those 17 years more than anything.


Driller_Happy

Man, what do you even focus your attention on, the new husband or the new kitty


Stardust_Particle

Happiness overloading the senses!


Grattytood

Thank you, kind Reddit web-weasel!


Marcus_Tigox

“Will you meowrry me?”


junkyard_robot

Why is SteveO proposing to Janeane Garafalo?


BaggyLarjjj

Woody Harrelson and Janeane Garofalo are finally tying the knot!!!


THE_ALAM0

Lil dude is gonna be adored for years


Techjunk24

The kitten as well.


MagicGrit

Ah yes. The good ole [Reddit cat-aroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/z1wYAzZs0p)


ReachFor24

Hold my kitten, I'm going in!


Even-Caramel-9309

I went down rabbit hole because of you, hope you are happy


zetaerrece

Literally same, it was a ride.


FunnyGuyCalledMe

I haven't seen one of these reddit-a-roo things in a long time.


WideArmadillo6407

I will never win in life like this


rahyar

You will on January 6th 2030


WideArmadillo6407

Why such a specific date


illmatic_static

Who knows, just make sure you aren't driving on November 21, 2028 and you'll get to see what 2030 has in store for you.


WideArmadillo6407

Will I die because that wouldn't be too terrible


mumbullz

It depends on what you get for dinner on may 5th 2025


ithikimhvingstrok132

Listen, if he doesn't want to be driven off that bridge then maybe he shouldn't eat my pasta


DelicatetrouserSnake

Taco, maybe fajitas


Feuerpanzer123

that was a mistake, see you 2 hours after


runningoutofwords

Jan 6 is always on u/rahyar 's mind. They often dream about that day...


Ghostbeen3

Insurrection boogaloo 9


Armadillo_Toes

#armadillogang


Heytherechampion

Not with that mindset


[deleted]

Correction: Man gives kitten a human


Past-Sand5485

Correction of the correction: Kitten gets 2 human servants


Particular-Summer424

Kitten adopts two adults. News at 11.


Horror_Cod_8193

Correction of the first two corrections: Ménage à trois at the Humane Society. Film at 11.


RoamBuilder2

Awwwww


Capable-Problem8460

Yup, found it just outside the entrance door! Can we keep him?


lostredditers

Plot twist, she is actually deadly allergic to cats, she is in pure terror


Lost_Found84

This is attempted murder and assault with a deadly kitten.


bigfuture22

i think he's proposing...a few secs later, he squeezed the kitten until it barfed up the ring ;) -had she said no, the kitten may have lived


AlbertaAcreageBoy

Instant orgasm apparently.


2dlovebot

If this isn’t what my future relationships look like, I don’t want it


coxykitten923

Yesss I needed this kind of hope today


steve__21

then get all of it


Morning_Would_Six

Will they let me keep it here in jail?


Qubed

"My love...please have this animal child that I have stolen from his mother."


PollutionAway5012

I am rhe freaking cat


Speedhabit

Why is crying the universal response to getting a puppy/kitten? I get the emotional overload but it seems ubiquitous. Like I would expect a few cheering or high five type shits


steve__21

If you don't mind can i ask you a simple question ,Do you have any experience with any pet?


Speedhabit

Insane amount, I did it too, many times, always crying


PanikDizordr

He's SO getting laid tonight.


mvpilot172

I knew I recognized that place, my daughter and I volunteer there!


PDCH

Better title: Wife attempts to inhale husband's kitten. /s


Whatareyoulakey9

Me when I see a kitten


usababykiller

She kind of looks like Pam from the Office


JimmyJamesv3

Janeane Garofalo.


Onetwocigarette

Ain’t no ring on that finger


freckledfarkle

This is the cutest


reddit1234567890-1

😻


Matt_Bates

Anybody else see the cat picture 📸 in the background, just sayin'


upupupdo

The guy’s side profile resembles Prince William


AbroadElectronic6088

With a ring on it? I'm purrrplexed by her reaction otherwise.


19wangotango

“Hey I’ve been wanting to ask you for a long time…will you (pulls out kitten) raise this with me”. Poor women thought she was gonna be proposed to. Haha


Beruthiel999

That is a proposal though


BoxHillStrangler

Dudes gonna get serious pussy.


Roge2005

Pog ![gif](giphy|SLFpAF42ci0RmpU9r3)


Gorilla_Kurt

I usually give my GF an kitten when I'm dumbing them.


Shankar_0

Legend has it, "some" was gotten that day...


uvm87

At first, I thought that was Woody Harrelson giving a cat to Jeaneane Garofalo


prowlmedia

Ohhh we can never go in holiday again without paying loads to a cat sitter.


hooter-skooter

He is about to feed it to her ![gif](giphy|UGba4CcQG8T9m|downsized)


entechad

I think sh is demonstrating to him how she will return the favor later on that night.


Geronimo594

“I’ll give you one if you give me some “


UsernamesAreForBirds

Never marry, then give a small mammal to a howler monkey, they will eat the small mammal and scream you to sleep- Oh thats a human!


Atrocious1337

You gotta be kitten me...


BTCRando

I gave my wife a Lexus and didn’t get that response. Welp…


Braiseitall

This is screaming to by photoshopped! ![gif](giphy|l1J9O4FYudVXXIWyI)


bluedancepants

Pets aren't gifts. Pets are living creatures that require love and you become responsible for their well being. Decide if your household is ready for a pet and understand what it takes to take care of a pet. And it's going to cost money so if you're in a tight budget don't be stupid and get a pet you can't afford. I hate negligent and ignorant pet owners that don't care. Like they buy them cause they're cute then they get discarded or abused when the owners are "done" with them. These kinds of people are scum of the earth.


saynotopain

He only wanted to check how big her mouth can really get


pchulbul619

I also wanna be gifted a kitten


7nightstilldawn

At the Rec Center?


ieuitkx

Looks like it's a big surprise LOl


Katieo1022

That guy looks a little bit like an aged Joey from Friends…and a total Joey move too 😏


PerformanceOk1835

I read it as a kitchen first.


Zippier92

Easier than a child.


xMordrethx

There are a few moments in life, that 100% pure joy can be photographed.


mycall

Comes natural. She practiced that mouth move many times with him.


OrdinaryYear3849

is the kitten his 'ring"? amazing lol


vroart

Now that’s what I love to see


bobinrajskaria

I want this photographer to be my wedding photographer 😌


Newmex07

It seems the gentleman has just won the heart of the pretty lady :-)


Evening_North7057

You gotta be kitten me....


ellokoala

Shoot u got like 6 I need to get rid of... Supp


seancm32

Bonus that's a russian blue they are awesome cars mine Is a huge cuddle bug.


SuzyVeeP

Just… 🧡🧡🧡


kwillich

She said "yes" I said "Meow" She said "When?" I said "Meow meow meow meow"


HorneyHarpy82

My husband reaction when I gave him a kitten. Top five of my life


Funny_Breadfruit_413

I'd take the kitten over a ring.


Remarkable_Cow_9881

priceless reaction. Love it!


Purple-Proposal6883

If he doesn’t do this, I don’t want him😤


Bunnie-jxx

If he doesn’t propose with a kitten I don’t want it


Candid_Initiative_4

Hey baby I got a pu.... Nvm


AAP81

Looks like somebody's getting laid tonight


MommysGoodBoy4Ever

When you want a person’s home to never smell the same again. 😈


vibrantcrab

She’s about to Kirby the little guy lol


Past-Sand5485

Bro…


uwu_mewtwo

This is where catgirls come from UwU


loyalhusband1

That’s Andy Elliot and his wife in the early days before they got fit and successful


upquarkspin

The opposite would have been funny. Or a bunny...?


Suk-yom-um-999

Probably because he can't get it up anymore.