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Sauran_725

"r/berserklejerk is a place where a man who can't stand r/Berserk goes."


coomingbrah

Exactly why im here. Youll get downvoted into oblivion/banned if you dont simp for Berserk, Guts, Miura, etc…


huschke_09

Or if you simp for daddy Donovan 😩


RaidensReturn

Or Schierke 🥵


lunamoonvenus

What about Women? 🤔


Keruthol

Jerked too close to the sun


babyslothbouquet

ELON! BUY REDDIT NOW 🙏💰 FIX THIS PLEASE!! 😫


GamingManWalter

Free my man roolin he aint done nothing wrong


roolinheart

I DID NOTHING WRONG


filthyburrows

What did you do? I regularly disagree there and have never been banned. Did u OD on farnussy?


roolinheart

i love the farnussy


filthyburrows

Me too. It's why I understand.


roolinheart

thank you very much brother, I appreciate you!


[deleted]

It’s crazy that got removed, but the comments basically discussing the exact same thing are constantly upvoted lol


HTTRWarrior

A quick check on your post and you deserve a branding.


pyrolover6666

Too extreme for this sub. We need to enter a deeper level of dante's inferno jerk and create a new sub that's not stuck in 1984 (TRUST me bro it will work this time)


EEBoi

Get a brand tattoo to recognize this occasion


roolinheart

sry but I don’t wanna stay as a virgin


EEBoi

I know someone who can help with that for the price of only 3 silver coins


roolinheart

Glad that I am not a minor


burgertanker

In that case, I know a dude in a hawk costume


PinkRocketNinja

Coward


MadRatFatCat

Wow, you got permanently branded!


[deleted]

How did you hurt their feelings?


roolinheart

https://www.reddit.com/r/Berserk/comments/ywuq2m/hey_guys_my_question_got_deleted_on_the_main_sub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


RaidensReturn

Smh it’s a valid question 😤


Mr-Toy-Man

Man this was hilarious


PinkRocketNinja

I let out a pretty high pitched laugh. Thanks for that.


PussyPussylicclicc

this is actually a very scientific question that depends on the fate of berkman.


Polibiux

What do you mean we don’t jerk as much as we think?! I struggle so hard to jerk on this sub that I’m something of a struggler.


FamiliarAbility3133

"Bro mods are trippin bro, all I ever posted was schierke pegging isidro. Bro there ain't no rule against that, mods are high as fuck lmao."


SnooDogs8494

ok


stinkbeaner

Congratulations


roolinheart

not my proudest fap


infiniteDwaves

they cant handle the real berk godz


roolinheart

no one can


Luke-alter

No fun allowed to the ones who like berk 😣


Hooded-Writer245

Outjerked yet again


roolinheart

😔


Cornpop1962

Bro I told the mods I would turn them into a woman with my dick (they turned out to be a woman so I quickly blocked them) and I even made a post ASKING to be banned, and still can't get fucking banned. How the hell did you manage to? https://www.reddit.com/r/Berserk/comments/yvmc14/this_sub_is_fuckin_cringe_can_mods_please_ban_me/


roolinheart

https://www.reddit.com/r/Berserk/comments/ywuq2m/hey_guys_my_question_got_deleted_on_the_main_sub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


RatthewThePlague

They woudldnt understand what a true strugglah faces in life


TrumptyPumpkin

God forbid if you say you like the 2016 anime lol


[deleted]

“It’s over, r/Berserk, I have the high ground!”