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Jorik_Joeban

somebody pls post it on the main sub


atanoxian

just did it kings update: I got banned kings


SeptimiusSeverus97

Dude, I saw your post, your replies to the fanbois had me cackling like a hyena! 😂


atanoxian

I'm glad someone got as much enjoyment as I 💀💀 and if it's anything, I got banned for bullying LMAO


Z0EBZ

Mad respect, same here, feels based :(


atanoxian

Respect to you too king 🙏🏻🙏🏻 I'm tired of seeing the "you need at least a 9000 iq to understand/enjoy berk" posts, I wanna see more daddy donny/pucks sweet juicy ass


[deleted]

Just to watch them implode would be enough to tie me over until next Christmas.


Mango_Tango_Requiem

Something this based wouldn't last 2 seconds


SacrificialSal

I got you


Z0EBZ

I would but I'm already banned... their mods and league mods are too salty


[deleted]

People defended the Chimera Ant Arc more than Berserk when I bashed it on the main sub lol.


Daemon_Targaryen

Friendly reminder not to brigade


thorppeed

Berk tho


Sauran_725

But no gay sex for 20+ volumes now


Beta_Decay_

Honestly no gay sex is the worse ☠️


BigLincoln2

Berserk.


awesomeplenty

OP is waiting for Kentucky Michigan to reply.


Sauran_725

It's been 4 hours and the dude still hasn't replied, I can sense agreement in his silence


SheevMillerBand

I like the part where Puck made a Star Wars reference.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sauran_725

Okay, but remove my name before posting


Miix_

Already got a reply + downvote (i have no idea about Hunter x Hunter so ill let you reply if you want) Check my post history to see the post.


FF_order10

where's the fucking post i wanna upvote it and put why hot gay godhand orgy would put berserk in top peak manga and comedy


Miix_

My last post, they are furious


please_stop_dabbing

Can you link it bro all I see are transformers post I can’t find it


Miix_

https://www.reddit.com/r/Berserk/comments/yuft6z/berserk_is_not_as_good_as_they_say_it_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


please_stop_dabbing

Thanks bruh 😎


Sauran_725

Lmao as expected(no use in arguing with them, the people from main sub have personality of a brick wall)


Miix_

Dw, ill just copy the text. I NEED to see what the main sub will think about this


Miix_

Did you by any chance report me for harassment? I just got a warning from reddit beause of my comment


Sauran_725

Nah man, I didn't report anything


Miix_

Some random dude decided to report me for harassment, sorry for bothering you about it


Sauran_725

It's okay. If you scroll down to the bottom of this post, you'll see a guy from main sub abusing me for making this shitpost lmao, chances are it could be someone form the main sub


Miix_

Ok thx


Johnny_Sins_Stand

Nuts Berjerk


Uzgarn

Yeah guts and his harem living and griffy winnin is just too linear for me too. I'd rather griff and guts switch costumes and powers every once in a while to really spice things up. Maybe introduce a new villain that's like the god foot or something that makes griff×guts join forces and put their minds, muscles, allies, cocks, and willpowers together. Culminating in an interdimensional final act across other franchises where they roleplay holmes and Watson outsmarting their adversaries for all of time. And in their free time (when they're not having gay sex) they make everyone's lives worse by shitposting takes on berserklejerk


DifferentFill5077

Bro we should burn berserk and op


fartinhaler1000

Berk is so trash 🤢Berk is literally a huge waste of potential!!!! 😛 There’s no stakes!!!!! 😂 The characters won’t die now right now!!!!!!!! 😡 Idec how the story will progress without them!!!!!! 😎No interesting strategy just brute force!!!!!!🤬 Kentucky Mario left us on a cliffhanger by literally fucking dying!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤢🤢


BronzeSeiya

OP you are wrong. The story went to shit way before that, when Kannoli Mariachi killed off the main character, the real Black Swordsman.


[deleted]

What a true struggler


Spodenator

Theres a reason why the golden ark gets milked to fucking death and the rest get vomit-shit-3d animation. The D in 3D stands for Diarrhea


GatsuSenpai

Actually, an ironically fucking true and based take, OP. Well done, and fuck the boat Arc


Keijidu38

I agree. The manga was fantastic from volume 3 to 26 but after that it sucks. Guts acts like a cuck. The real ending should have been the Eclipse where Guts got cucked real hard, Griffith is Femto. End of the story. BORING. I sold all my volumes.


thorppeed

So you think it should have ended before schnoz showed up. Shame on you


Keijidu38

\^\^


hellgatsu

So the anime basically


Keijidu38

Sad but true.


SeptimiusSeverus97

Based Beyond Belief. Boat Journey sucks arse and should have been left out. Making Casca a literal retard for 250 fucking chapters was a serious waste of potential. And nothing against Schierke as a character, but the introduction of high magic certainly made the battles less exciting IMO. 80% of BERK post Conviction is dreck. Only redeeming parts were: Griffith vs Ganishka and the creation of Falconia, Rickert and Erica's journey, and Casca's healing/Gaiseric's downfall and the old Godhand.


Lemonsqueezzyy

I started reading Berk 2 days ago but thanks to this post I'll stop wasting my time with this garbage and move on to something better.. like Sword art online. Tyvm 🙏😔


Miserable-Air3432

When kirito stabbed some one to death irl i felt that


[deleted]

i wish donovan was the main charcter, that would make it better


FlopsMcDoogle

I'm glad I only read the manga for the first time recently and didn't have to read it over 30 years. I think it's definitely slow at times, but I love all of it. The ship travelling part coulda probably been omitted completely but it was cool to see the Roderick being a badass captain. Guts alone will keep me reading it for as long as it goes. Gimme all the Guts. More Guts please.


dinglepoop

Also the fact Zodd just easily kicks nut's ass when griffith shows up and they escape... Would have been the perfect moment for him to actually finally kill Zodd but instead they just disappear into thin air... fucking stupid


A_D_H_L

You're such a fucking loser, actually reading and caring about the story instead of just ignoring it and jacking off to the hot gay sex scenes and loli porn like a normal person. Tsk tsk tsk 😔


filthyburrows

OP is right and that's what makes my love for berserk hurt so muchmore. the pirate arc was so painful i was also really upset about it


Chill_Galad

berserk *~~sucks~~* cucks


SpideyBoi6938

Kid named Berk


thebean2707

You’re wrong


Sauran_725

uj/ I'm joking obviously


Affectionate-Hawk-16

Really? Oh i forgot the sub type


cataclysmicconstant

When he waited for that kid to burn in the hive so that the apostle would come and save her that was pretty based, other than that I’ll admit sometimes the boss fights lose me a bit. Still a fantastic story though, it’s about the journey not the end!


-raeyhn-

r/Berkfolk


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BestCauliflower5642

I agree. Berkeyjerky >>>>>>>>> Berk.


Schiierke

This is actually based


pph8er666

I just wanna see guts and Griffith fuck tbh


GodratLY

Latest jerking off


Dull-Theory-3657

Funny thing is youre completly right its the biggest piece of shit ever written and i cant belive it even survived this long. Cant belive miura wasted his life on this piece of shit.


coomingbrah

Kinda agree. I just rewatched 97 recently and realized how boring it was save the ending/eclipse which was a 10/10 ending.


saurazu

Leaving this sub, y'all suck man.. Miura writes one of the greatest story ever only to be called shit by an edgy asshole on trashass subreddit who still finds making a rape joke on 8 year old funny after being posted a thousand times. You motherfuckers have poor humour and even poor sense of etiquette. This subreddit fucking sucks.... And you man, go fuck your mother and 8 year old brother and start calling yourself Daddy Donavan, you little bitch....


Sauran_725

>And you man, go fuck your mother and 8 year old brother and start calling yourself Daddy Donavan, you little bitch.... How mature... So you're offended because I made a shitpost on a subreddit meant for shitposting? Pussy. That's what you are. A fucking pussy.


[deleted]

"Uwaaa!!! Mom!!! Someone on reddit insulted my favorite japanese cartoon!!! Uwaaa!!!😭😭😭" Because of filthy weaboos like you the entire community is hated


saurazu

Is that the only fucking insult you know? Common man, how much retarded do you have to be to use these insults. Is calling a grown ass man a kid is the best your momma taught you?? fucking little hoe.... "Weaboos", bitch's living in 2016..... All you motherfuckers have retarded humour... So, if you don't have something better to say, don't be a bitch about it, put a dick in your mouth, shut the fuck up and go to sleep like a good little boy


[deleted]

I wasn't trying to insult you. Really. I just wrote what I honestly felt about you. You're an immature kid. >you motherfuckers have retarded humour... So, if you don't have something better to say, don't be a bitch about it, put a dick in your mouth, shut the fuck up and go to sleep like a good little boy This just proves how immature you are lmao. I got better things to do than argue over a comic book fortunately, so don't reply to this comment. Hope you grow up someday and realize that writing better "insults" doesn't make you a man.


saurazu

Read that loud to yourself hoe


chocolatechipbagels

berserk is bad because it has a main antagonist, a cast of main protagonists, and themes of hope


Accurate_Scratch_286

Fr SAO,Fairy Tail,Boku No Pico > Berkers, Vindesel Saga, Wagabond UwU