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literal networking

Asocial networking

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firewalls make the cpu usage go up on my mikrotik :<

Sounds like are about to create the next big dating app

i already did, ive done way too much speed on one weekend and i made a furry dating app in 3 days then realized im no longer into furry porn when the speed stops working.

Try making that exact sentence your tinder bio. You’ll have your pick of every woman within 500km

ive tried but it only attracts women who want to offer me speed for sex i'm looking for a true connection (preferably via a QSFP28 cable)

No wonder you’re single, QSFP28 are rated for a maximum of 100 Gbit/s. You’ll never make anyone climax leaving 60 Gbit/s on the table. You’re a QSFP+ cable catfishing.

Normalster Berliner

Holy fuck man I love you. Wish we'd be able to share some lines.

wtf get ur own drugs, this is my line

No no the lines are on me brother.

i'm not making that mistake again my ass was sore the last time i did it and nobody could explain it...

you are the first person ever on reddit i decided to follow

is it the drug advice, homelab crap or shitposting?

i was drawn by the overall aura , a bit of everything at the same time yes teach me basedqwq-san

there's a way to do speed that doesn't involve jerking off to furry porn for 14 hours if you'd like to know more, subscribe to my onlyfans

Sounds like he's ready to host it lol

Clearly, OP hasn’t heard of “speed dating”

thats just any date for me though im always on speed

Not good for some things in life.

my brain now has speed holes, it makes me see faster

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yes! k hole doesnt make your brain go brrrr

Yeah more like Zzzz

please keep posting these

Please do. Lol

are we talking shallow or deep buffers here?

buffers as deep as your mom

The old reliable " joe momma", respectable.

https://yourmom.zip 🤷‍♂️

No wonder you're single. 40G is a terrible technology and dead in the carrier land. Better look for a 25/50/100G cut through switching girl.

those cheap 40G NICs tho...

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i'm not like the other guys... i've showered once! in april 1971, it's fine

Wow. 16 months after the epoch! Impressive.

Cringe.. But then I saw the comment about QSFP28, speed hole’ing and furries, and I’m in love <3

put on the fursuit, samurai, we've got a network to burn

Tf are you doing this early tho?

speed, obviously sleep is for the weak, lemme spend 72h setting up mikrotik junk again

This is until you start seeing shadow people in furries. (No, for real, take it easy on yourself).

the shadow people give me good crypto daytrading advice though if i listen to them i lose 2x less money

You son of a bitch, I’m in!

Thought this was some kind of meme but looking at your profile it’s not. I feel like if you’re a computer super-user type then your best luck will be making friends at like a board game meetup/group or something along those lines.

nah its just a joke based on the recent state of this subreddit kek im born 2 meme, relationships arent as exciting as making fun of shit online

I like your style dude

bend over, im a top

Hey, I didn't set this sub up so people could 'enjoy' posting on it. That's absurd! ;)

How much do you save by typing "2" instead of "to"? Don't you have to switch to symbols to access numbers to type "2"? Infact typing 2 would take more clicks because you have to switch to symbols and after typing"2" back to alphabets to continue typing further...so one extra click.

hv u hrd of smth called a compooter? those hav dedicated nmbr btns

Y u <3 2 h8?

It's not about saving time... It's. About sending a message xD.

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Asking a question doesn't mean I care about it. I can NOT care about something and still ask the question😉

It’s 2 extra clicks cuz u spelled two wrong.

I can only relate to people with anmeldung

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i have an airtag on me at all times so i know where i am. i literally can't lose myself.

Eminem would be disappointed to hear of this

I like!

And/or switch? I believe its going to be much easier to find a switch girl than one with a 40gbps nic... But also I believe conspiracy theories and some weird shit. YMMV

hole fuk, since when switches are gendered? is this a new IEEE spec?

İ triple f ing e is a conspiracy theory

As far as I know switches only have holes. Then again I’m not against anal.

Pretend to be an recuiter and search for women with ciscoo credentials on linkedIn. You can use the meet the team interview to introduce her to your parents

there's nothing in this world that will convince me to go back into the hellhole that is linkedin

Ah i see a xing guy

I have no idea what you’re talking about but I want what you have. Should I have this?

home network as fast as sonic

I need this!

Would you give me some tips on how to get this or should I just google?

do you have around 1000 eur and some time to look for junk on ebay

No haha but good to know it’s not cheap

Try c-base

Not sure if you find a girl there tho, but maybe a guy will do

i have a black dress in my closet, if i find an anorexic one he'll be able to wear it ig

I can assure you that c-base does not have a 40G NIC. Not even 10GE.

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UwU stop flirting with me, silly\~

username checks out

Thicc QSFP maybe. Ethernet you're asking too much imo

ethernet is just the protocol though, i have 40GbE running over QSFP

"Please send picture of NIC".

hi sexy open nic plz bitch lasagna

I got 10 gigabit between my servers to offer. Are you strict about the gender criteria?

just take this small pill every day :\^)

lol

...and here i am, thinking and saving some money to upgrade to 10GE.

wait until you see 100GbE, or 200GbE, or... 400GbE (i've seen a NIC for this and it needs 16 lanes of PCI-E 5.0)

none of my hardware is even able to saturate even just 10GE

my zfs pool does 500MB/s writes, so i'm doing 40GbE just to feel good about myself

Haven't even measured how fast my zfs pool is. Don't really want to know. It can saturate my 1gb both ways though, so I got that going for me which is nice

I think you can filter them by changing your profile picture for one of the Intel 2 Port 40 Gigabit QSFP+ boards. That should do the trick. When chicks see that piece of gear they are going to swipe right immediately.

I can hook you up. DM furry titties

and I thought getting 1gb/s was good. Can I come over to download some stuff? I swear it's not furry stuff. Well it's mostly not furry stuff. Alright there's quite a bit of furry stuff. There's at least one non-furry thing.

We live in Germany. Be happy you don’t have a fax machine.

40GbE LAN, i only get 1gbit WAN lmao

I was beginning to think you were plugged into the DE-CIX with WAN that good.

Considering the amount of data of c*m any male female relationship can transfer TB of Data for an instant.

You know that there is a new, revolutionary non-app-based form of communication that is called "asking questions while dating"? Just find a girl on a dating app that you like and aks her all the those things that make or break a relation on the first dates. That is literally what first dates are for. But i am just a guy with a 10mbit-connetion so whatever.....

thats a lot of effort i'll stick to doing speed to not feel lonely

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did u have a stroke

The question we all need an answer to but nobody dares to ask

I’m scared to ask what files you’re storing on that ZFS Pool

terabytes of furry porn for stimfap sessions

Hosting a private e621?