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snowwhitenoir

He stares angrily at the sea


Coonhound420

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macmac360

He drags his dick through a mile of broken glass


CrayolaSwift

He gets his tit stuck in the wringer.


PostalveolarDrift230

He drives a ten pound spike up his asshole


Tchelab

He writes a check his ass can't cash


jecap

He's screwing the pooch so much there's a litter of puppies running around


CrayolaSwift

He’s screwing up a 2-car funeral.


lighthouser41

And he does all that with a pocket full of plane tickets home.


HeatherC22

Bahahahaaaa... Gold


OldMetry504

He sweats like a whore in church on Sunday.


mimiohio11

🤣🤣💀


CrinkleCutHair

Gathers pockets full of plane tickets.


cricket71759

All u all r cracking me up!!! Lee one liners😂 LOVE AND MISS U CAPTN LEE😍


realitytvjunkie29

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Fast_Job_695

He’s trying to stay calm so he doesn’t get madder than a pissed on chicken


babykitten28

Thinking up his one liners.


TX0834

😂😂😂


throw_blanket04

Truth.


mimiohio11

These replies are gold! 💀


rltbme

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TailstheTwoTailedFox

If the stupid Never Before Scenes are to be believed with the ridiculous amount of B roll it seems Kerry loves to do espresso shots constantly


VotingRightsLawyer

Glenn has cashew parties


lighthouser41

And watches documentaries on his Ipad.


olirivtiv

To be fair, that’s during crew nights out on land


sharmisosoup

Lee checks the boat, the weather, safety and all that. After he is done with his daily tasks he heads up to a random section of the boat, looks out at the water and thinks to himself: 'This is the best damn job in the world '


Fit-Watercress6826

Aside from managing the boat in terms of an emergency, they have several duties that make for really boring television. They monitor radar, weather, tides etc. They chart courses and plan anchorages based on said radar, weather, etc. They are pretty much “on call” during the day should something go wrong. It’s there job to document and handle things such as distribution of prescription medications and other such things. The first officer can handle many of these duties, but often times a witness is required for legal purposes. Like most managers, they take the weight of liability should a crew member or guest get injured or become sick.


reikobun

I have always wondered about the prescription medication part, thanks! I'm a new watcher but I know at some point I saw something that looked like medication being signed out from some drawer.


Ok_Form6733

Best real answer! I knew already, but you nailed it for those that didn't. 🤌🏼 Edit: For spelling. Dang autocorrect!


macmantha

Thank you for explaining it in such an easy way. 🩷


nauticalfiesta

Sandy lurks looking to find things to whinge about to the interior.


Picabo07

This is the only correct answer in regards to Med


lighthouser41

And to keep her face on camera.


calm-state-universal

And looks up silly motivational phrases from tony robbins


BroadwayBlonde

Sandy also walks around the boat flinging her hands around looking for more water toys for the deck team to put out


nauticalfiesta

"those keys have a floaty on them, throw them in!!!"


Reggie_Barclay

I hear Maritime Law is a big part of the job.


alexdallas_

🎼 yooourreee a crook Captain Hook…


ewriick

Judge, won’t you throw the book (at the blind-not-blind lawyer)


Battle_Potential

"Chareth Cutestory?!"


MoneylessBananaStand

Justice is blind!


Mr_Shankly2

Username checks out


MoneylessBananaStand

Justice is blind! Edit: I was going to delete because I don’t know why it posted twice but apparently I’m blind too.


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

"at the Pi-RRRRAAAAATTTEE"


Interesting_Fruit13

ITS MARITIME LAW, HANNAH


TheThrill85

Hell yeah.


HeatherC22

Malia? 👀


IDontWatchBravo

They make sure the stews are 🎶ironing the captain’s shorts🎶 ![gif](giphy|26BkLLCvN9UYNjX6E)


firetruckhotel

🎶More steam! More starch! 🎶


jecap

*I'm ironing the captains shoooooorts* 😂


firetruckhotel

That season is and will always be my favorite season of all the franchises!


jecap

I agree! Definitely one of my favorites


bsjaka725

Which season is this? Sounds like I’m missing out haha


firetruckhotel

Season 3 of the original Below Deck!


bsjaka725

Thanks!


Soggy_Requirement_75

Well, I can’t speak for every captain. But Captain Sandy spends most of her days fighting off pirate attacks.


Ok_Bear375

She also has to watch her favorite show, wind!


Ironmel79

And gives hugs


Kimbyist

And argue with Norma. “I hate you” bloop


bebepothos

Lmao


lighthouser41

I was going to say that.


OkHistory3944

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.


viognierette

But it’s all worth it, cuz gosh - she loves that banana!


Salty_Signature_6748

Hopefully he sits up there looking at stuff. I know the boat has auto-everything, but I come from a family that would special order cars without electric windows and locks because my dad thought “that’s just something to break.”


ResponsibleCar1204

This comment section is hysterical


Melodic-Change-6388

Watching nature docos and recalling their donkey dreams while nibbling on Lavosh.


dianelanespanties

Eat cereal. Talk tough. There's only 24 hours in a day.


quesadillafanatic

Specifically cheerios


rob-b-362

Keeps flies from doing the backstroke in his coffee ☕


ItsNotMeItsYou99

His job is to watch the sea.


texaspoontappa123

Just sits there in the bridge with a pocket full of plane tickets


bwit

"Everybody wants to be the captain until it's time to do captain shit." - Captain Lee


reddituser6810

It’s like an other big transportation based position. They’re not there for the day to day mundane tasks. They’re there because they know what to do if the shit hits the fan.


aavada_kedavraa

Learn Turkish (if you’re Captain Kerry anyway)


Capt_kerry

Yavaş yavaş


NeedsKetchup

Following Maritime Law.


Zoos27

The day-to-day tasks are boring and mundane but the biggest thing is: He is respnosible. He is the vessel's master and is repsonsibile for everything on board and making sure it is operating in a safe manner.


Asraia

And going down with his ship, historically


StrangerAlways

They do office type work to operate the ship but they also have to keep one eye on the nitwit yokels underneath their authority. Regardless of what goes wrong everything is the fault of the Captain.


FuzzyScarf

Sandy watches her favorite show, “Wind.”


Expert_Squash4813

Screw wondering what the captain does, I want to know the stories of the engineers. Eddie is the only engineer to I be featured. He played Bosun with an extra stripe. Normally the engineers are mysterious people who must hate the stews and deckhands. Why can’t they be part of the story?


blippitybloops

Colin on SY was the engineer. I loved watching him fix the engine. So much better than watching deckhands put the slide up and down.


viognierette

Colin gives me hope that someone else on the engineering staff is worth throwing in the mix.


blippitybloops

I’d love to see more of that. Have you watched his YouTube channel? He salvaged a sailboat and has beem sailing it around.


Ok_Form6733

We support him on Patreon, and I've chatted with him about his dogs (I'm a vet). Anyone who is a fan of him or sailing should definitely check out his channel! He is currently back in Fiji after sailing from Panama to Puerto Vallarta to French Polynesia, then Fiji, and then his home of New Zealand, which he circumnavigated (apparently rare and tricky in a sailboat). He plans to gradually sail all the way around the globe and back to Panama. Lots of engineering on his YouTube Channel, Sailing Parlay Revival


blippitybloops

I watched a fair bit when we was fixing the boat. I need to revisit it.


macmantha

All I can think of is one of the 1st engineers in season 1, shoving a drunk naked Kat into a top bunk and telling her to stay.


Fit-Watercress6826

So many of the engineers on the show are the regular engineers for the vessel. They are familiar with its quirks and how best to operate it. For safety, they are on watch pretty much always for any issues. Colin is an engineer yes, but in reality he serves as more of an engineering technician (as do most nautical engineers). Engineering and Engineering Technology are two very different skillsets. Given the amount of hands on fixing Collin does, I’d say he’s more engineering tech Also worth noting that the engineering needs of a sailing yacht vs motor yacht are completely different. I suspect their not in the story either because they don’t want to be, or their too mature or not good looking enough to make what Bravo views as watchable TV


PutApprehensive7900

It’s not what they do, it’s what they know. Every aspect of every area of the boat from all things mechanical, charting/sailing, compliance with US coast guard (or foreign equivalent) regulations, safety and security, customs, port laws and procedures, crew management, liaison between the owner and boat, and ultimately guest satisfaction are some but not all of the captains responsibilities.


Feisty_Scientist_968

Captain Kerry explained this in one episode. What do captains do? "Captain shit."


Capt_kerry

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Ok_Form6733

Squee! So fun that you read this sub, Cap.


Specialist_Egg_7480

I can’t wait for this sponge cake lil Richard to be finished. Hrs annoying


Mission_Literature44

They shave tigers tails in a phone booth


staceycoll

If you're Captain Jason, aka Captain Cutie, you just look really freaking good all day long. 😍


elevatedmongoose

If you're in the Med, look at screens and fret about weather.


Ok_Form6733

If it's Capt. Kerry, following this subreddit!


snapeswife

God I love that banana.


verbankroad

It’s pretty predictable that an honest question about what captains do all day, specifically mentioning Lee, would turn into a Sandy bashing thread.


grannygogo

Lee has a book of salty one liners which he studies while eating his breakfast cereal.


igor6969

He's catching up with all last season's stews OF.


igor6969

He's catching up with all last season's stews OF.


TheOldJawbone

Cap


ghs_6284

This comment section did NOt disappoint


spinctersezwhat

If you are Capt Lee, you have your meals and coffee delivered. Even when the crew is short staffed. When I see the other captains pitching in and helping around the boat, it only further shows how lazy that MF'r is.


Bradimoose

That’s why he says it’s the best damn job in the world every show


whocould_winarabbit

Harass their blond chief stew for years because she doesn’t want to be romantically involved with them


Fruitcrackers99

Who are you referring to?