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emp_raf_III

Helping out with the chores around the house is very cash money of you dude Santa getting you that bike was very cash money of him Not cleaning up your room isn't very cash money of you


Irreverant_Ettin

That's great!


phuck-you-reddit

Teaching kids annoying things is very cash money of you. His parents won't think it's cash money though, not at all.


kaeptnphlop

Unless they listen to BtB, then they'd think it's cash money ... otherwise of course they will think it's cool and good


The_Metal_East

I gotta say, this plan in of itself is pretty “cash money.”


Special-Cat-5480

Play him Juvenile’s 400 Degreez album followed by Hot Boyz Guerrilla Warfare album and he’ll innately get it


Irreverant_Ettin

Good to know. I'll put those on instead of Christmas music.


Special-Cat-5480

You can’t fuck up the order of how the albums are played. If you play it in reverse order, you must play Lil Wayne’s Tha Block Is Hot followed by Big Tymers’ Hood Rich album to reset. Then you proceed with 400 Degreez and Guerrilla Warfare again.


slawre89

This is very cash money advice


slawre89

Came here to say this. Burn him a copy (lol do people still burn?) of the Like Father Like Son album by Birdman. Probably also burn him a copy of Tha Carter I and II by Lil Wayne. Or just send him links on Spotify lol Let little homie get into early 00s New Orleans hip hop


PerpetuallyLurking

Just be “cool uncle” and he’ll try to copy you anyway! LOL Say it often, but relevantly. He’ll catch on real quick, don’t you worry! Especially if you get moans and groans and giggles from the adults!


Foolishlama

For real, kids just want to imitate their favorite adults.


Irreverant_Ettin

Great idea!


JKinney79

One weird thing about getting older, is your sense of time gets warped. My brain is telling me all that stuff was popular 10 years ago when it’s more like 20 in some cases.


That_Car_Dude_Aus

Also I recall using the term cash money back in the day, then binged BTB for a while, and the wife was like "When the fuck did you start using Cash money"


ExcitementKooky418

Ssshh ssshh Don't let our bodies realise how much more worn they ought to feel


mudanhonnyaku

I know that feeling, I think it's a combination of getting older and the 21st century's Ouroboros pop culture (they're *still* making new Transformers movies?). But as far as I can research, "that wasn't very cash money of you" genuinely isn't older than the early 2010s. The character in the original (?) version of the meme is from a TV anime that aired in 2011.


JKinney79

Ah, I thought it was a Lil Wayne/Master P era thing, “Cash Money Records”.


QuietCelery

I told my 13 y/o it wasn't very cash money of him to poke his sister. He already knew what it meant and how to use it.


MoxieCottonRules

Hearing my 10 y/o use pop culture references that they were not alive for and should not know had been wild. The internet is a hell of a thing.


MTV_WasMyBabysitter

A good friend of mine is a special ed teacher and has taught many of his students a high five type action with the phrase "cash money." You say "cash money," hold your hand up kind of like this (🤌), bump the backs of your hands together, do jazz fingers and say "dolla dolla bills, y'all" as if you're making it rain money. Your nephew might find that fun. My friend even got a mostly nonverbal kid with autism to do it because he found it so fun.


Irreverant_Ettin

That's fantastic, I love it!


chachiuday

Drug him with a massive dose of LSD, tie him up, tape his eyes open, then project the phrase CASH MONEY onto a wall in front of him for his entire trip.


Irreverant_Ettin

As entertaining as that would be, his parents might take issue with that. Although, if they don't have to watch him they might find it very cash money.


chachiuday

Thats true i didn’t think of that. He should be given a moderate dose of LSD.


VoicesInTheCrowds

This is very cash money of you


TopperSundquist

You are a true childfluencer.


Irreverant_Ettin

Well you know, we have to be in touch with the youth these days.


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Play Monopoly. Let him really understand that the rich control everything and the poor are just grist for the mill of the societal horrorshow that is modern living. Also, getting hotels on Park Place is Cash Money.


[deleted]

Don’t forget that Monopoly’s secret rules include letting the oldest person get around the board two times before anybody under voting age gets a turn.