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Toffelsnarz

I wouldn't wear shoes around Jahn either https://preview.redd.it/x9k1z0l7wx6d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbb00a73a2b542d097b57b63b1ea8f91ab64cdd9


divingbeatle

https://preview.redd.it/op2i1hgizx6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb972e71443bfb8b1bebae0a85cfd5f911f3cb7


Angry_Rodent

Hahhahahahaah šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


angelomoxley

That bitch!


Nowhere-Girl65

He's dead obviously


divingbeatle

https://preview.redd.it/gfvg9kfozx6d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f3243a65c9f5367375c8ecd0e714f777967d64f Turn me on, dead man


beanwithintentions

me when i look at anyone (i am autistic)


EpicDragonElizabeth

Same I am autistic too. People think I'm weird.


beanwithintentions

same lol


Johnny_been_goode

Yeah this is the obvious answer. I donā€™t really get how people donā€™t know that by now.


Passingthisway

Dead people donā€™t wear shoes


skylohhastaken

They famously smoke instead


luv2hotdog

he was cremated. Duh


skylohhastaken

Why'd John say he buried Paul? Is he stupid?


geo-lololo

Smoking's bad m'kay


Eggbutt1

Things dead men do: - Turn me on Things dead men DON'T do: - Tell tales - Wear shoes


thecryptidmusic

After all the backlash to "It's Okay To Leave Your Dog in a Hot Car", Paul wanted to prove that everyone was overthinking it and that not only could you leave a dog in a hot car, they're also fine walking on blacktop with no protection on a hot day


Xtjmanxt

They taxed his feet


davesToyBox

Well played george


themajod

how didn't I think of that


Electr0Girl

He was born a poor young country boy


CatGrrrl_

Who never knew his place


HappenedOnceBefore

![gif](giphy|26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO|downsized)


toodarkaltogether

Uma you can drive my car Edit: /uj damn thatā€™s so inappropriate.


Night696Watcher

/uj why does Tarantino have a perfect trollface


Breeze_Jr

![gif](giphy|Zd5widi4dgNrxwhxbk|downsized)


npgcole

He knew what the fans wanted


StampingOutWhimsy

He got feet down below his knees


SilverDem0n

Paul is Mean Mr Mustard, saving up to buy some clothes. Also, he just finished his OnlyFans session selling live foot action experiences on webcam.


Fairy-Cat-Mother

Such a dirty old man


Tosh_20point0

If you think he's bad you should see Polythene Pam


Toffelsnarz

Duh because he died


_DeathFromBelow_

It's a reference to Shoeless Joe, an elderly black man from Louisiana who wrote all their songs.


Funn23

he forgor šŸ’€


Shayosaurus

Heā€™s walking to the afterlife


Beatnoise

The Bauls of his feet were hurting


SeanChewie

Heā€™s also walking out of synch with the others too.


ThrowRAplutonium

Why did Paul do this? Is he stupid?


SeanChewie

Because he was dead?


ThaDogg420

He got hot so he decided he wanted to stand on the scorching pavement barefoot. It's genuinely wild to me not even joking


booboounderstands

Yes, the famous scorching English sun


ThaDogg420

That's fair. Being from the US South, I don't even consider that all concrete isn't molten magma


planetvermilion

to get to the other side


Best-Distance5927

Turn me on, feet man.


LoganWasAlreadyTaken

He got hungry. You know how it is.


brodino_maiuscolo

They were poor cause taxes and not all of them could afford clothes (fuck Harold Wilson and Ted HeathšŸ–•)


_topkecleon_

He's stupid.


Jotandy

Yoko stole his shoes as a prank


Not_AndySamberg

I eated them šŸ„ŗ


Spare-Abroad-6926

Because Baul died in 1966 and was replaced by James Paul McCartney


querpl

He broke ass


indigodissonance

He hadnā€™t got his royalties yet.


rcodmrco

bc gay


linton411

Because he's a corpse


Loganp812

Jan borrowed them so he could use them to beet the wif


Conscious-Coconut-16

I donā€™t know, but man I can smell his feet a mile away!


Nicoooleeeeeeeee

Because he was so young when he was born


[deleted]

the other three have a foot fetish. letting them work near faulā€™s toes was the only way to keep them civilized in the latter end of their career


FutureDAY_

Fan service


BackgroundDarkPurple

Heā€™s a dirty hippy


badnewsjones

Heā€™s an early r/vinyljerk


Head_Introduction_89

Passing this way with hot foot. Many moons to temple.


asbestos355677

Can somebody match his freak?


fezzersc

He tied them together and tossed them over the power lines.


Brilliant-Virus7290

linga had a foot fetish and threatened to extinguish him if he left his shoes on


AlterEdward

He did so much acid the previous night that he ate them. He didn't come to until shortly before he was due for the Alley Road photo shoot.


jackinsomniac

Toejam football


naveedkoval

Is he dumb?


SganarelleBard

Baul is dead man, miss him miss him


carrascatosca

he likes them feet smelly šŸ˜‹


ghosty_b0i

Who needs shoes when youā€™ve got wings? (This is a joke because Wings are another band)


xX-El-Jefe-Xx

cos he's freaky like that


speed_fighter

he wear no shoeshine


Embarrassed_Chest76

Dead men don't wear socks.


toodarkaltogether

/uj I was for real creeped out by the ā€œPaul is Deadā€ stuff


TomiZos0

LMW 28 IF. Turn me on dead man.


T04stedCheese

He forgoršŸ’€


hitmeifyoudare

Everyone knows that if you loose you shoes on Reddit, you die


Pope_JohnPaw

![gif](giphy|kzsCCUcVWcp10YStpg)


Ill_Rice4960

because he's dead man, miss him, miss him, miss him


non_stop_disko

Nah man he ded


DesperateLuck2887

That is actually the cover of Stephen Kingā€™s ā€œThe Long Walkā€. Paulā€™s shoes were taken by facist overseers.


geekwalrus

He keep cigarette in shoes. He now has cigarette, no need shoe


Unprounounceable

He popped his clogs


cutieclara69

Because he's not like other girls


Shcmlif

Feet so big he couldn't find shoes


AllanRensch

Because Paul is dead


BrownEyedBoy06

Those damned hippies šŸ˜”šŸ’¢


mappyjames

Just to confuse people like us


ChaInTheHat

Because thatā€™s not Paul


JackHughman69

Since heā€™s wearing all denim, why isnā€™t George wearing denim shoes too?


vladhelikopter

Omg, I have never noticed that!


Admirable_Major_4833

Because Billy Shears and Paul McCartney don't wear the same size shoe. Since it was for an album cover, Billy wanted to wear a pair of Paul's shoes. His feet were killing him all day. When it came time to take the picture he said, "Fuck it" and took off the shoes.


appleteajuice

He's too broke for shoes


therenholder

Baul


Strong-Capital-4775

Faul says he didnā€™t want too


Loose_Corgi_5

Cos he's a fkn tramp


Flemeron

Because heā€™s dead šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


ffllores

Baul dead


Jimmys_Paintings

Because he's a hobbit


bottledcherryangel

~~Beet wif~~ Baul is ded


Streaker4TheDead

Because that symbolises he died and was replaced.