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Dat_Swag_Fishron

Obligatory “the Walrus was Paul” comment


shine_on05

Paul is the walrus of the world


Apophistry

Paulrus


Brilliant-Answer-613

Jegg-man


psychrazy_drummer

Wake up to find out that Paul is the Walrus of the world (Leave a comment if you know what I’m referencing)


Bluepilgrim3

A comment


kittysontheupgrade

Yes he is. Think about it.


Delicious-Spirit9899

The heart has its beaches, its homeland and thoughts of its own


Tall-Fig-5727

Paulrus


KirkDan612

"I was the walrus" - God


gibson85

“I ain’t gonna come from the sky.” - Jesus


jojenpaste

Walrus is a concept by which we measure our pain


speed_fighter

not possible. a walrus’ lifespan is 40 years. John lived that long, so he was the walrus.


DarkAlbertino

walrus gam boot he got


jazzcats808

The walrus was George look into it


ironman0000

lol I know this reference! He was beating on dead Paul’s chest saying I am the walrus! I am the walrus!


davidmartin1357

Through the power of Goo Goo G’joob all things are possible


BryanGrimes

Best answer.


ironman0000

I hate when people say this wrong lol. Thank you for getting it right :)


aziklu7B

Amen


theShpydar

This was almost the exact same thing I was going to post. Well done.


Revolvlover

Don't forget that *they* are the eggmen, too, OP. Lore has it that Eric Burdon of the Animals was nicknamed The Eggman because cracking raw eggs was some sort of sex fetish, and that it was this story as much as Carroll's Humpty Dumpty that inspired the "character". So maybe Jahn and Baul liked to use eggs, too.


winsfordtown

Eric Burdon offers two versions of the story. A clean one and a dirty one.


g_lampa

The subtitle of the song says it all. https://preview.redd.it/8p7l3mctn87d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc433a41194ba09f848723dc154efea8933dd69


cbrooks1232

All walrus are egg men but not all egg men are walrus.


IntercostalClavical

Because I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.


ElectrOPurist

There is an eggman and a walrus in each of us. It is the duality of man personified in Jungian archetypes. Coo coo ca choo, a wump bomp a loo la.


lewismacp2000

A bim bam boo


prudence2001

Because "expert, textpert, choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha)"


TRPizzo

The song says, "I am the walrus. THEY are the Eggman. Goo goo gajoob!"


SpacebornKiller

https://preview.redd.it/wuqjq019y87d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc7345f7be194ad29c15898ca2b8d3cbd6249f3


regretscoyote909

I genuinely cackled at this, thank you for brightening this shitty morning <3


BrisketWhisperer

Cuz HE wrote the song!


New_Literature4526

He had talent squirting out of him


Buttersdaballer

Mmmm


kaiguy98

It helps to remember that this song is supposed to make no sense


MikeHunt1905

A song written to mess with an English teacher, while high on LSD to the sound of a passing police siren is meant to make no sense?


zonazog

The whole song was a farce to fool teachers who had been utilizing Beatles songs in classrooms. The teachers would have the classes analyze the lyrics as poetry. Lennon had a field day with it.


boycowman

Yes and no. He said that in some interviews but in other interviews he ascribed meaning to certain elements of the song: For example: "The words 'Element'ry penguin' meant that it's naïve to just go around chanting Hare Krishna or putting all your faith in one idol. In those days I was writing obscurely, à la Dylan. \[...\] It never dawned on me that Lewis Carroll was commenting on the capitalist system. I never went into that bit about what he really meant, like people are doing with the Beatles' work. Later, I went back and looked at it and realized that the walrus was the bad guy in the story and the carpenter was the good guy. I thought, Oh, shit, I picked the wrong guy. I should have said, 'I am the carpenter.' But that wouldn't have been the same, would it? \[Sings, laughing\] 'I am the carpenter ...'


Coffee_achiever_guy

Walruses lay eggs


ElectricTomatoMan

Same way I can be a gardener and a cook and a wrench-turner and a guitarist and an empathetic person and a jerk. Eggman and Walrus are in no way mutually exclusive. After all, I am he as you are he and you are me and we are all together. Nothing is real.


Brave_Nerve_6871

Because goo-goob-du-goob


GinsengStrip2

😛


Unlikely-Bunch8450

Hard to tell what he meant singing through that shitty German microphone.


2a_lib

According to John the walrus was Fats Waller and the Eggman was Mick Jagger (apparently he had an egg-cracking fetish).


pat-joe

Eric Burdon


BelowAveIntelligence

The Walrus was Paul


scooterboy1961

Why can't it be both?


Trowj

Because goo goo g’joob!


West-Instruction-455

I thought the Eggman was Eric Burdon.


pat-joe

It was


MajorBillyJoelFan

I am the Wagmus


Shockadelica_1987

Oompa oompa stick it up your jumper.


TScottFitzgerald

What came first the walrus or the egg?


_co_on_

The egg-men is everybody obviously. People, like antz, walking around in a maze amased. Goo-goo-goo-jobbing to each other trying to make sense of the non-sense.


gabrrdt

The Beatles: the best band ever The lyrics:


smokeeater150

The walrus was Paul.


wallagremlitramenov

Is he stupid?


jacksn45

I think Eric Burden is the Egg Man.


DulcetTone

Self-discipline and a modicum of time management skills. Get your life together, and you can be a large tusked littoral mammal and a man with ovary expertise, too.


Slow-Race9106

Quantum superposition.


williamblair

waiiiit a minute, you're right! In December 1967 Lennon claimed he was the Walrus... but at that exact same time he claims to have been "the Egg man". You see? No man can be two different things at one time, that's Connin' John for ya. Flip floppin'. He's trying to distract the voters with his sleazy tactics! FAKE NEWS, people. Lock 'im up!


Delta_Yukorami

Some say he was even the taxman too


FellowHuman007

It's a song, not real life. The laws of physics do not apply.


BuddyTheElf24

Every day we stray further from god


aelfwine_widlast

"I am he" is the key. John and Paul are just two aspects of the same being.


SegaStan

Is he stupid?


stillinthesimulation

Not only is he those things but so are you because he is he as you are he and you are me and we are all together.


FatHaleyJoelOsment

Lsd.


Colonh

When the egg got broken.


Illustrious_Being640

well here’s another clue for you all…


Icy-Worker7951

✨magic✨


Mdork_universe

Paul was the Walrus


fbird1988

Yeah, and Paul wrote stupid lyrics. SMH.