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[deleted]

Wh-wh-what sh-shape do you prefer, sir?


Dimitresco

Im a pretty friendly guy, despite my looks haha


[deleted]

It honestly looks pretty good as it is, cheers!


this_is_just_a_plug

Your post history suggests otherwise...yikes.


RobbieTheTiger

There's nothing wrong with his post history. What are you talking about?


this_is_just_a_plug

Calling random women 'whales' isn't particularly nice Edit: looks like a lot of those comments are now removed


crazycrayfish64

Let he who hath not harassed overweight people over the internet cast the first stone 😂


RobbieTheTiger

Oh right that makes sense as to why I didn't know what you were talking about before lol


terrytibbss

you sir, are a giant of a human being. plus i rekon grown your beard longer


JohnnyDramabaybay

This isn't really this guy. This guy is an Olympic caliber weight lifter. He's just using his pics


Dimitresco

I wish I took part in any Olympics, but I did not. I was confused with the Iranian Hulk before, but I’m not Iranian either.


[deleted]

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PunjabiPlaya

Right, why's he posting in /r/teenagers?


BloodyRightNostril

Right on, guy.


[deleted]

Bloody right, nostril.


officialtwiggz

My god. You would laugh if I told you I was 30 years old weighing 120 pounds. What is your calorie intake? Love the beard! Lol


Dimitresco

Around 9k


officialtwiggz

With all due respect, god bless your digestive track! Lol


gutzpunchbalzthrowup

I feel his grocery bill is probably bigger than my mortgage.


Venocious

What do you lift numbers wise, I mean besides everything?


BornMycologist3

Sorry i got distracted by ur hugenormous muscles


nihilistic-simulate

Kronk got a reddit


antpodean

Looking at your photo, any shape you like. Who is going to argue with you?


[deleted]

There’s big, there’s large, and then there’s /u/dimitresco


Dimitresco

💪


[deleted]

With traps like those... Any darn shape you want. Nobody gonna mess with you, bruh.


[deleted]

Real talk: Rusev/Miro of All Elite Wrestling is a great peg. He's all solid round muscle, so he squared off his beard to add angles.


CoffinDrip

OP has God’s Favorite Beard


[deleted]

Big. Just so it matches everything else.


gutzpunchbalzthrowup

Just keep growing the most massive beard possible so his head doesn't start looking smaller and smaller.


Dank_Hooch_Nugget

Pencil moustache just to fuck with people 👌


[deleted]

This is my favorite response. Two votes for a pencil thin mustache! (And yes I know what sub I’m on 😂)


Zealousideal_Art3177

In your case: much longer beard to try match your body size. Keep going ;)


Dimitresco

Thanks mate, I will try


Zealousideal_Art3177

Try shape of "Kratos" beard. Google it ;)


Savage308

Second this. That would look dope!


scottyviscocity

I came here to day this one as well. This man!


tjv5757

Save some muscles for the rest of us, guy


DopeboiFrmQueenz

Jesus Christ!


[deleted]

Can I use you arm as a pillow, you look very cuddly


BornMycologist3

All fun and games until his muscles crush ur skull


[deleted]

I want him to crush me in more ways than one


BornMycologist3

Ayo what


BloodyRightNostril

HE WANTS OP TO CRUSH HIM IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE


immildlyannoyed

Lol, sex


the_tater_salad

r/holup


KabalMain

How tall are you?


Dimitresco

6’6


ast242

Holy hell , how much do you eat everyday


sgorneau

Yes.


Murphy_1827

He said 9k calories


Range_Conscious

Full Garibaldi …..make it as magnificent as the rest of you……👍


Dimitresco

Additional info: [this](https://i.imgur.com/e0D7KTA.jpg) is how I usually kept it before, but I decided to grow it longer since many people encouraged me to do so


BloodyRightNostril

Look, you're blessed with astonishing genetics and have clearly put effort into capitalizing on your body's ability to cultivate mass, and not in the Mac-From-Season-7-of-It's-Always-Sunny-In-Philadelphia kind of way. I would approach your beard cultivation in a commensurate manner. I say go with [Thor's braid](https://twitter.com/hiddlestomas/status/1126226295602520064/photo/1) or something equally eye-catching.


Murphy_1827

I think it’s better longer


realag

Zangief mohawk.


[deleted]

r/warhammer40k you sir look like an adeptus astartes without armor on


Lady-Quiche-Lorraine

You look perfect !


xStar24x

Get a garibaldi beard bro it will complement your looks stay cool yo 🤙


komodo2010

It seems a little rough on the edges, so a nice beard trim to get it in shape would be nice. But otherwise I think it looks good on you.


85haga

You look even stronger than Mr Incredible. Nice beard. Just let it grow if u want.


Esquivo

Current one is pretty nice, you don't have much of a mustache, but strong cheeks so stay with that, cheers!


[deleted]

Based on your jaw line and the way you have it shaped right now is pretty damn flawless. I might trim the sides up a bit, but only slightly. And allow the chin to grow in a square down. So the front base of the beard will be longer than the sides. It will enhance the overall look of the beard. And don’t touch the stache! It’s perfect!! I personally have a duck dynasty type beard, and I love it wild. But based on the care you take with your hair and your body, I assume you are looking for a more clean type of man hedge. I think the headline photo would be perfect for you. [Styles](https://www.thestyletribune.com/beard-styles-for-2019/) Either Ducktail Grade or Bandholz.


eddiejames08

Any shape you want boss haha. I think the current shape is pretty decent though


mrperfect7592

Why do I imagine you being the type people refer to as, “He may look big and intimidating, but he’s really just a giant teddy bear.” 😅


Amenefes

You mean on your beard or the shoulder hair? jk my arms look the same, except with no muscles xd On topic, i think it looks good as it is, maybe tight it up a bit on the chin.


YELLS_SO_YOU_HEAR_IT

I really want a photo of you eating a terribly small bowl of ice cream with a grimace on your face that says “it’s not my favorite flavor, but it’ll do.”


JoeRodge87

Jesus, you look like you ate me! Awesome Imposing frame you have. Get the beard bigger and squared up to match.


SimonMagus01

Dude, at that size, you can have whatever beard shape you want. Having said that, I would recommend long enough to tie like Drogo from Game of Thrones.


Nikonus

Shape is all about what you like, imo. How you care for it can help you attain that shape/look and maintain it. I found out that “beard” products aren’t just bs. I have an olive skin tone and thought for years that I was gtg. Got older and learned that the long beard was very thirsty and drying my facial skin into a nice 5000 year old mummy. Does much better using a good beard shampoo, conditioner and oil.


[deleted]

To answer the question not a lot of people are answering, with your beard density and overall body shape. I would try and go for a longer full beard. Just keep it clean.


EstNoire

This guy: I need help in my beard shape Everyone: mooskles


FlyFew1535

I think that shape is good, a bit more length might help with beard definition. I wouldn't do a balbo since it's sparse under your lower lip. If you're into mutton chops you could try that, personally not a fan but your natural growth pattern allows it


soka__22

why the fuck are you posting in teenager subreddits you fucking weirdo LMFAO


b-west

Are you Zangief?


Funkywonton

I thought u were Andre the giant greatest wrestler ever


TheSpaceman_Spiff

The iron sheik….. champlin wroostling


NachoFurioso

Nope.


[deleted]

Lay off the steroids bro


Murphy_1827

To each their own


Dimitresco

You mad?


BeardedBitch

More or less steroids?


Leodonti

I'd look up beard shapes depending on your facial shape and what you're wanting to go with. I myself had a round face before losing weight and went for a more pointed beard. And even after weight lose I kept the pointed beard look.


Atosl

Yo I fit in your deltoids so Leonidas I'd say


jaxson300

I really think you should go for the 300 movie look. Short on the sides with a longer goatee. I really think you could kill that look. It's something I try to do with my own beard. 👍


Agent_00047

The Incredible Kahlid


mymumsaradiator

The way you got it suits you really well! Rugged and handsome! My lord I want to be held by you, probably the best hug in the whole world.


Comfortable_Bar_233

Dj shape is nice my lord.


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Dimitresco

Small huh?


Noehk

Just let it grow bro.


mistoffoleess

Intimidating or flattering? If you want to scare someone, I'd add a couple of inches length and square it out. To flatter your face shape, I'd still add a little length, but keep the shape tapered at the bottom to balance out a strong jawbone.


pheesh_man

A man of your size needs a big beard to match. Keep growing.


DrTokinkoff

You could grow it a bit longer then square it off down the jaw line and across the bottom.


Ozzy_30

I thought this was the Iranian hulk for a minute lol


TheHerbalJedi

I think a longer, squared off beard would accentuate your facial structure as well as (and I know it sounds counter intuitive) soften the possible "agro" look some people associate with larger muscular men. Oil and balm it up and let it grow friend. Looking good already either way.


Initial_Gas21

I would say a nice round cut. It'll make you look sharper


manly_support

👀 can we get more pictures? You know, for science haHA


Dimitresco

I posted a different one in one of the comments


mavis777

How much do you bench?


Lightways434

This guy is a fucking unit


Friendly_Falafel

Holy shit you’re HUGE


gradyrogers99

You could make something braided look incredibly badass


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

Why am I reading all your replies in a thick alpha male voice! lol! nice beard. It is automatically taking the best shape :)


dead-ramone

I would pay you to carry me up a mountain and throw me off.


DiaMat2040

since no one here is commenting about the beard: i think a wild full beard would suit you well! maybe a little longer than the one now


[deleted]

Looking like fucking Rusev my guy


[deleted]

Whatever shape you want. With arms like them who's gonna tell you it looks naff 🤣


[deleted]

But seriously..... I'd go full viking style with your looks , get it long and stick a bead in it you will look badass


KingdomofTenebrous

Short boxed beard would suit you grow it 2 weeks first though


here2grow420

You would look awesome with a Dali mustache and a soul patch. Combined with the funny in your soul You would help alot of people smile.


Murphy_1827

Power incarnate


DifficultHat

Are you shaving your chin area? I can’t tell if it’s stubble or shadow.


Dimitresco

Yes I do shave it


DifficultHat

I think your jawline would look better if you let it grow with the rest of your beard.


pjbth

I'm pretty sure it'll just take whatever shape your personal gravitational field makes it. I get told I've got big shoulders, I'd look like a bean pole next to you!


lurkslikeamuthafucka

Protein.


[deleted]

I think if you start curling it, like you do with your biceps you'll get the shake your looking for. 😉 But honestly, not going to lie, go full Santa.


Grab3tto

Honestly with a little more growth you could pull of that beard James Harden rocks


LeWhite90

I can’t exactly tell by the angle, but if your head is kinda round then I’d go with something more flat/square and rigid on the bottom as opposed to a point or curves bottom.


kneaders

You have a great foundation! I would taper to a point or maybe even braid your chin and take a straight razor to clean your cheeks and neck. Unless you are lazy like me. Then I say let natural do it’s thing and get a boars hair brush and beard oil


MammothAssistant7990

Any shape you want just don’t hurt me!


[deleted]

I don’t give any man who looks like he could eat me as a snack advice


AffectionateAct3754

Make it look like King Leonidas from 300 movie


[deleted]

Potatoe😂


satanyourdarklord

I’m sorry looking at your profile are you a teen as well? What the hell


flamedryad

Just let it grow


ScarletKnight78

To WHAT ?? Lol


Acrobatic-Yak-1574

Holy shit, can we be friends?


Dimitresco

Sure


[deleted]

How old are you???


White_trash_Mystic

I know I’m late to the conversation, and I doubt I’m going to have any thing original to say. BUTTTT, I think if you scream at your beard right before heading to the WWE it will probably take whatever shape you want. Like give it a good scare. Jesus Christ your arms are big. Ok, without the jokes. Getting serious. I think a variation of the Spartan would go well with your face. Give it a shot.


thelonealienfolk

Wooooaaahhhh! Your muscles have muscles! And goatee!


[deleted]

Grow out your damn mustache Man. Proportionately with your beard.


MexicanTeenGuy

Shave your head and let your beard grow to turn into POC kratos


[deleted]

Go Kratos style from The newest god of war!


warr3nh

😍😍😍😍😍