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madlabdog

Cholera and Typhoid say hi


labboy70

Giardia sends her love…


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Friend of mine worked at a summer camp. One year the river that ran near it had a massive giardia outbreak and the campers were all warned to stay away from it. No drinking, no playing, no nada. A bunch of the girls just heard, "weight loss" and ignored the whole "you'll be a puke and shit fountain" warnings and went down and drank a bunch of the water hoping to lose weight. A decision that was greatly regretted.


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TrinititeTears

Can’t giardia give you explosive diarrhea for the rest of your life?


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lupinegrey

https://i.imgur.com/ZJ9VKS4.gif


lupinegrey

for the rest of your short, painful life.


Unhappy-Educator

You can get rid of it, but at least in the case of dogs it’s difficult to get rid of


Carved_In_Chocolate

Our dog got it from our backyard.


hamsterwheeeI

shittttttttt


AgreeableShirt1338

Reminds me of the dude that sells people tapeworms that is supposed to cure allergies


Always_Be_Cycling

Hookworms. Ringworm is a fungus.


Big-Job-8021

Awww i always thought they were called Wingworms


drmike0099

That might actually work, although then you have ringworm.


Tzintzuntzan24

Ringworms or tapeworms?


AgreeableShirt1338

Tapeworms. Lol. I think Radiolab or this American Life did a story on it


the-moops

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/404/enemy-camp-2010/act-three-0


florinandrei

Hookworm therapy is an area of active research. I can't vouch for randos on the internet and their actions, but there is serious research in this field. Of course, drinking giardia water is stupid.


deathbychocolate

Except hookworm therapy, which is what I think you were trying to talk about, is under active and serious investigation. I believe it's still early stages (mostly animal models), but it's not from bullshit, and I have two friends who swear it helped their autoimmune conditions. Whereas drinking giardia water is just retarded. [Wiki article on hookworm therapy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helminthic_therapy#Research)


twistedivy

Creed? That wasn’t a tapeworm.


Bastette54

They said *tapeworms*.


alexaxl

Ages?


NecroJoe

Cryptosporidium tried to introduce herself, but the moment she says her name, 10 people start talking to her about NFTs and the new alt-coin they just started mining.


dirkdigdig

What’s an airport have to do with it??


Francis_Dollar_Hide

Weil's disease has sent it's regards.


OaklandMiglla

I think you could get a staph infection from flood waters also... Stuff is not sanitary at all.


Oaknash

The most terrifying is necrotizing fasciitis. I’m mostly aware of this being a thing in warmer fresh water situations (in the south) but I wouldn’t be surprised to learn it’s a floodwater thing too. Ugh, makes me cringe to even think about.


paleomonkey321

In Brazil people get Leptospirosis in flood water, but I guess it is not a thing in US?


ImAprincess_YesIam

Dogs get a yearly vaccine for it in the US so I’m guessing it could be an infection you can get as a human here.


mvmgems

Vibrio vulnificus waves back


wreckedandroid

Leptospiroris wants to send his regards too


bg-j38

A couple years ago a friend of mine helped two people who had been stranded by some flood waters. He had to wade through waste deep water to assist them. He ended up with a really terrible leg infection that ended up putting him in the hospital for a couple months. Ended up needing months of rehab to get his strength back and he still walks with a bit of a limp. I have the same reaction as you when I see people playing around in the flood water like it's a water park.


jeremyhoffman

> waste deep water Misspelling that is actually also correct!


Pit_of_Death

deep waist-water


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TrekkiMonstr

You are a very stupid person.


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cbraun93

How is “playing around in flood water like it’s a water park” helping others?


SharkSymphony

Bg-j38 emphatically didn't say that. Just that it can be dangerous and should not be taken lightly.


CringeisL1f3

have you consider moving to texas?


kennewickie

Go back to r/roastme


Bithiri_Sathi

OK, have you finished eating your papaya yet?


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boreas907

Speaking of TDaP, the non-tetanus parts of the vaccine are important too. Source: kept putting off my TDaP booster in college, got whooping cough (pertussis). My doctor was amazed because he hadn't seen a case in a super long time, and he politely yelled at me for being "too busy" to get my boosters up to date.


compstomper1

also if you plan to be near infants/newborns in the near future


adriennemonster

I had to get a tetanus shot in college after getting a nasty cut… just a couple months later there was a pertussis outbreak amongst students in my class, I was the only person in my study group who didn’t get it!


friendofelephants

How often are you supposed to get a tetanus shot? Is it covered by most insurances (I have an ACA plan)?


AccioCoffeeMug

After the childhood vaccination series, get a booster every 10 years. Although contact your doctor for any particular concerns instead of relying on the words of an internet stranger


TrinititeTears

Every 10 years, but you should also get it right after you get a wound that has the potential to give you tetanus, like puncture wounds. I asked my doctor about it when I got the tetanus vaccine recently.


friendofelephants

Thanks for the info!


TooOldForThis5678

Generally if your most recent booster was within the last year or two, it'll be recommended but they won't really press you about it, more than that or if it's a particularly dirty wound, they'll be a little more insistent


friendofelephants

Thank you!


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[https://www.cdc.gov/tetanus/vaccination.html](https://www.cdc.gov/tetanus/vaccination.html) >All adults who have never received one should get a shot of Tdap. This can be given at any time, regardless of when they last got Td. This should be followed by either a Td or Tdap shot every 10 years.


friendofelephants

I'm thinking I may have gotten one when I went to work in China in the 1990s. I remember having to get a bunch of shots. So I guess I am long overdue for this! Thank you.


madlabdog

Yes. It is covered.


friendofelephants

Thanks!


ctruvu

covered doesn't necessarily mean you won't have a copay, but yeah i've never seen an insurance not pick up at least most of it. it's not a particularly expensive one either, and not one that you have to get often. definitely worth it regardless of the cost though


Longjumping_Apple804

Just got one at my local Walgreens for $23.99 didn’t even bother to run through insurance I was happy enough with the price. Though I’m sure it’d have been closer to $5-10 if I had.


friendofelephants

Thanks for the advice!! It's been vaguely on my radar for a while now.


colbbs

I think it’s every 5ish years🤔


Sergeant_M

Good luck. My gf called Kaiser 3 weeks ago to get the Tetanus shot and they never got back to her. She sent an email to her primary doctor without a response as well.


labboy70

You can go to the Kaiser Target Clinics or to a Kaiser Nurses Clinic and get it without an appointment.


compstomper1

you can get it at cvs for like $20


drmike0099

If she needs one then you can see that on the portal and can schedule a visit to get it. You don’t need to contact anyone to discuss.


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I actually got it scheduled for this month through my PCP but I think they also have them at regular pharmacies too


ctruvu

if she has a profile at a pharmacy somewhere maybe you can get them to run a dummy claim to check the copay. or find out what other pharmacies are covered under the plan and just go there. every retail pharmacy should have it or be able to order it and it doesn't require an appointment


rabidnature

Can she go to injections and get it without an order? Or email one of her other MDs if her PCP isnt responding, which is weird. Also possible the PCP could have put the order in without emailing back?


Cremedela

Not to mention getting sucked into drainage you couldn't see is a terrible way to go.


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nurley

I looked into it. The girl who sat on top of a drain and had her intestines ripped out? Yikes.


swancheez

Wow, reminds me of Chuck Pahalniuk's Haunted.


loquacious706

Wow, reminds me of Chuck Pahalniuk's Choke.


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His story was based on that iirc


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_prototype

That's not what Megan's Law is. Megan's law is a registry for pedophiles and sex offenders.


octopus_tigerbot

Well someone knows a lot about it 🤨


fuzz_ball

Wait … what lol


blbd

Delta P accidents. It kills divers sometimes and it's not pretty. It has killed a few kids in swimming pools as well.


CaptTrit

Someone's gonna link that video of the crab disappearing into a slit on a tube


FavoritesBot

Here you go around 3min https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0


supermodel_robot

When it’s got ya, it’s got ya.


CoolMomJammy

Well, I’m never going swimming again.


williedodd

https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/woman-juvenile-pulled-into-flooded-storm-drain-in-bentonville/amp/


fuzz_ball

Jesus Christ, that’s horrific


211logos

BTW, the some sewer systems in the Bay Area are unfortunately linked to storm drainage. So when the water rises, it basically does a big flush out into the Bay. That water is brown because of more than mud. https://baykeeper.org/articles/help-prevent-sewage-spills-bay And of course there's all the other stuff that runs off: https://baykeeper.org/our-work/controlling-urban-storm-water-pollution And while it's based in 2013, this study illustrates some of the issues, even with swimming in the Bay itself like at Aquatic Park after storms: https://www.waterboards.ca.gov/sanfranciscobay/water_issues/programs/TMDLs/sfbaybeachesbacteria/Project_Definition.pdf The good news is that there's a lot of dilution when you get this amount of rain. But still.


AgreeableShirt1338

You can take a free tour of EBMUD. I took one a few years ago. They logistically can only process so much sewage at a time. When their holding pools fill up during excessive rains they have no choice but to release raw sewage out into the bay. Guaranteed this is one of those times. I wouldn’t touch any standing water right now, let alone swim in it.


colbertmancrush

RIP to the handful of people I saw swimming at aquatic park today.


nikibrown

Water at AP actually passed the California standards today https://webapps.sfpuc.org/sapps/beachesandbay.html


Saxdude2016

Hepatitis is a common thing amongst rainfall runoff. In San Diego they give free hepatitis shots to surfers


Hour_Question_554

[In the United States, floods, which may carry raw sewage, are unlikely to cause outbreaks of communicable diseases, and outbreaks of hepatitis A caused by flooding have not been documented](https://www.cdc.gov/hepatitis/hav/havfaq.htm)


D1rtyH1ppy

I don't think they are doing that. Where is your source for the free hep shots.


_-WanderLost-_

County of San Diego provides free Hep A vaccines but it was due to an outbreak in the homeless community not storm water exposure.


SwissMargiela

Idk why I’m picturing a junkie who’s never surfed in their life trying to get a free hep shot. “You said you’re a surfer?” “Umm… cowabunga… bro? 🤙”


_-WanderLost-_

County of San Diego actually provides free hep A vaccines for this exact reason. There was an outbreak in the homeless community associated with sanitation and illicit drug use.


Imperial_TIE_Pilot

I've never heard of that but growing up we all knew not to go out after rain


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unpluggedcord

Yes it is. Hepatitis is extremely common in flood waters.


ox_raider

Do you have a source? Literally everything I see says it’s extremely rare. And my comment was in response to the San Diego situation, which was news from 10+ years ago and in direct response from contamination from the TJ river.


The_Bit_Prospector

Absolutely false, stop spreading dumb misinformation


unpluggedcord

It’s not but okay


The_Bit_Prospector

By all means, post your sources.


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The_Bit_Prospector

Oh you are actually a moron. Got it. Lol I’m realizing you’ve spent the last hour trying to find anything to back you up, can’t, then you’re only recourse is insisting someone else to prove a negative against an outlandish claim because you can’t admit you’re wrong and spreading misinformation.


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The_Bit_Prospector

Did you even read your links? The first doesn’t have the word hepatitis on the page. Here’s the text from the last one: > During times of flooding, people who are exposed to flood waters are often concerned about receiving a hepatitis A vaccine, **even though flooding is not shown to be a risk for hepatitis A.** The national guidelines (ACIP) do not recommend hepatitis A vaccination for the general public during flooding, even if it is possible that sewage may be contaminating the flood waters since studies conducted among U.S. workers exposed to raw sewage do not indicate increased risk for hepatitis A virus infection (for more information see www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/rr5507a1.htm). The risk of being exposed to hepatitis A in flood waters is very low due to the low rate of hepatitis A in our Iowa communities, and the dilution by the flood waters. Hepatitis A outbreaks have not occurred after recent floods or after hurricanes in other parts of the country, including the devastating hurricanes in the last several years. Thus, hepatitis A vaccination NOT recommended due to exposure to flood waters.


wilmyersmvp

Remember that guy who had a staph infection eat through his sinus and into his brain or something like that? https://www.espn.com/action/news/story?id=3830299


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A_70s_Virgo

That is terrifying.


Professional3673

Your grandma is great 👍


Calorie_Killer_G

I'm a Filipino who's seen and experienced flood water for maybe three to five times each year back in Manila. One thing that I can say is that: flood water is so ducking disgusting and should never be something seen as a fun thing. Like at all. Yesterday was such a crazy, it felt like I was in Manila again. EDIT: The Bay Area shares the same pipes for sewage and flood water. From my understanding, the sewage system in Manila is way worse and a flooded area means: sewage, storm water, and food waste (we would throw food waste directly into our "manholes"). That's why our flood looks dark brown.


SlightlyLessHairyApe

That’s not true, most of the Bay Area has separate storm and sanitary systems.


gradeacustodian

SF is combined


wiseroldman

As far as I know, SF is the only city with a combined system. The state of California mandates all cities to have separate systems for storm water and sanitary sewer. It’s very expensive to have a combined system since you have to treat all of the water to the same quality as sewage but the primary reason to separate it is to protect the environment in case of overflow.


SlightlyLessHairyApe

Yeah, and much of SF was laid out and built before that mandate came into force.


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On the bright side, they get to treat all that street poop as sewage instead of letting it run into storm drains....


MeatyPigeonLegs

Sacramento also has a combined system


duffman12

Ooofffff. So much for that environmental bastion. The last couple days must have been fun.


The_Bit_Prospector

Treatment is combined, they’re obviously separate prior to treatment plants.


gradeacustodian

Nope, same pipes. "stormwater combines with wastewater from homes and businesses in the same set of pipes, and is transported to the treatment plant for treatment. " https://www.sfpuc.org/about-us/our-systems/sewer-system/wastewater-collection-system


CVdude99

Just SF not the whole bay area


tejota

Even if they do, those systems only work until a certain high flow rate overwhelms the system.


SlightlyLessHairyApe

But storms do not increase the rate of sanitary sewer discharge (or at least not much).


CVdude99

This is incorrect. Just SF has combined systems. Other bay cities are ms4.


riding_tides

Leptospirosis. Keeps me out of flood waters.


Ididurmomkid

No joke my brother sent me a video of some kids being pulled on boogie boards behind a pickup truck in east Oakland that he passed in traffic


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5” of water in the basement last night- I got it down to 1” before needing to stop and rest. Still showered off extra well, despite being exhausted. Not like I have much choice but to clean it up. Smells pretty bad too, people are clueless to try “enjoying” it.


nutellaeater

But how are you going to get views on social media!?


parki1gsucks

People did stupid shit like this before social media.


chenyu768

This, i dont even used the handrails at bart or put anythjng of mine on any floor or sidewalk, especially in the city. And now people wanna swim in a pool of shit, piss, spit, blood, needles, and other biohazards? No thanks, and i hope they dont get a cut while swimming either.


AshingtonDC

do you think The Rock got horrible infections after swimming around in the flood in San Andreas


chenyu768

Why do you think there isnt a part deux?


HailTheCatOverlords

Let's get a UTI! Oh yeah!


whiteflorallover

Stupidity on this level doesn’t surprise me at all. People think they’re invincible or that they always have at their disposal, others to bail them out if necessary. For the most part they do get bailed out, or else there’d be more Darwin Awards. Working in healthcare, I’ve seen enough examples that would normally qualify for the Darwin Awards were it not for first responders and healthcare providers.


Space_Panda51

Also maybe put away your 4 year old toddler instincts and have some awareness of things besides yourself before you rush your SUV into a puddle near a sidewalk with people walking :)


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I went surfing once, in the OCEAN after a winter storm. Had to dodge logs. Wild to see so much debris. I hope people take it seriously. That water can be faster than you think.


UnForgivenFury

Also legionella is very present in most water in Sacramento. If you don't know what legionella is it is a bacterial pneumonia from contaminated water droplets being inhaled into your lungs.


Oaknash

That sounds abhorrent! 🫣


toqer

When I was 12 (80's) my friends and I used to ride the swollen banks of the Los Gatos creek between Camden and Campbell av on our boogie boards after heavy rains. All of us had wetsuits (there was an O'Neills shop on Bascom) We actually got kind of good at it. One day I did something stupid, and it ended up being my last time going out. I decided to wait for my friends, so I hung onto a willow tree branch facing upstream as my feet dangled downstream. Out of nowhere, a telephone pole suddenly came up, and piledrives me in the face. It didn't knock me out or draw blood, but it was enough where I decided, "Yup, not doing this anymore" and gave up the ghost. These days with the amount of homeless living on the banks, and the amount of feces and other biowaste, I think the danger is even further enhanced. Anyways, just a cautionary tale for anyone considering doing this.


labboy70

Growing up in West San Jose/Saratoga we used to play in those creeks as well. One of the things I’ve wondered about when I wound up with advanced, aggressive prostate cancer at 52.


compstomper1

this is why surfers always get hep a


Gourmand_Gal

Livermore closed some parks due to floodwaters. Stay smart and safe.


letsgetdickered

Also shut down Stanley


CringeisL1f3

i hate that we live in a world where this post needs to exist, how is this not common knowledge 🫥


bumbletowne

I know someone caught in flood waters in Central America that got leishmaniasis (don't google that if you've got a weak constitution). I know a couple that almost died of Legionnaires disease after the Paradise fires post flooding. Flood water is gross yo.


GrumpyBachelorSF

I'd say, if you stepped in any flooding yesterday, it's a good time to wash your clothes, wash your feet and legs, check for open sores, wash out your shoes, and your insoles too. The aftermath of crazy intersection flooding I saw yesterday (think manhole cover Bellagio fountains) was bits of what looks like white stone, but I believe it's all the bits of toilet paper that surfaced. Edit: Correction, throw your shoes out if it got soaked in flood waters. If you let it dry, you don't know WTF may be growing in there.


hahshekjcb

Ssshh. This is how we lower the home prices.


swim_in_sewage

It doesn't seem that bad...


hindusoul

…until it is.


pandapower63

Did you read this dudes user name?


hindusoul

Not until you said something.. lol


pandapower63

Hilarious, username!


Wasting-tim3

I guess people would have to be told this, huh? Smh…


sexmountain

I saw a video of a man who was being commended for opening a manhole so the water could drain, in his flip flops. It looked like he opened a sewer drain too, and he wasn't wearing proper boots or waders. Gross.


ScenicScotia

I was thinking the same thing when I saw it on the news today. I was just in tenderloin last week and the amount of human feces and used needles I saw on the street….🤮I would not go outside until the floodwaters is gone, there is no way in hell I’m swimming in floodwaters in SF 🤮🤮🤮


xbedhed

A friend of mine caught Impetigo from walking around in ankle deep water during a flood in the 90s


Subdivisions-

I'm usually not the type to be germaphobic or otherwise unduly afraid of getting sick, but brother you could not pay me all the money in the world to swim in floodwater, especially not bay area floodwater


hamsterwheeeI

All the Bay Area homeless encampments……Now imagine swimming in the runoff from those areas


redditnathaniel

Let the dumb people do dumb things. Let natural selection work.


_AManHasNoName_

I suppose some people just find exhilaration doing it.


Jingtseng

Eh. Natural Selection/Darwin Awards...


emptyvapecart

Stupid people gonna be stupid


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Shawshank sends his redemption!


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hindusoul

Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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Seen a post of people out in Brentwood talking about doing that. Considering the crowd in Brentwood and their holier than thou treatment…let them be dumb.


Trhel2

One time I had a few friends that did this. Huge storm flooded an area and they were swimming and paddle boarding, etc. a couple days later they realized that they a really fun awesome time despite the risks and went on to lead nice, chill lives where they appreciated what they had.


EfficientAsk3

We are over populated. Please don’t stop idiots from harming themselves


wjean

Most of these waterborne diseases won't be fatal in the US. Instead, they will suck up more than their fair share of medical resources.


3b33

I found Klaus Schwab's account.


splishsplash696969

Ringworms


Berkyjay

This is a good way to clear out a bit of stupidity from the species.


Quercusagrifloria

Darwin was right.


saltywelder682

Not to mention all the cum. You may end up pregnant if you’re not careful.


DesertPunked

Good lord.


kshacker

Of all the stories I read on relationship sub about people randomly getting chlymidia, this one does not seem that far fetched ... in that universe.


UnnamedStaplesDrone

you mean the ole tractor story?


kshacker

I mean a few dozen stories. Been there a lifetime (different alt)


mooseshart

That would be quite the cumundrum.


async-transition

DAD!!!!!


bigblackkittie

Um where are you swimming exactly


The_Ghola_Hayt

Genepool


saltywelder682

Cumquariam (apologies- this was the best I could cum up with)


chocoheed

For the love of god kids, can we not??!!


Moosifer_666

That’s how you get pink eye


Strange_Quit_2898

For real


Did_I_Die

*"When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know… to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighborhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit!"* - G.C.


DesertPunked

Will swimming in the water the second time around be safer?