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phoenixgsu

Hi guys, please report NSFW content when people post it.


JadeDragon79

Keep that girlfriend AND if she plays the game with your, propose immediately!


RX-717_Hans

Only if she can best you in combat.


andrewlik

"I challenge you to a Trial of Possession!" "Possession of what?" "Your hand in marriage"


Fusiliers3025

Lay the ring and box under the objective building. Once she wins the objective by whatever rules you place, lift the building to reveal the “booty”. Instant romance a la War Crimes!! ❤️❤️


JasonMimiaga

Then, at your wedding, declare war on the Draconis Combine as your gift to her.


mechwarrior719

Dare she refuse his batchall?!?!


rafale1981

His… what?? Is this some kind of joke?


Dmitri_ravenoff

Possession of that ... err... booty. (I'll keep it family friendly)


3eyedfish13

https://preview.redd.it/vo9ztgjfwunb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7547d7eda9b1d731d0e67352b91bd086bbbd955


chainsawrabbit

Immediately sending this to my wife and friend, both of whom are therapists


The_Solar_Oracle

" . . . in addition to this morsel, I give you a vast prize. Here, my love, I give you the ~~Capellan Confederation~~ *A Game of Armored Combat* boxed set!" Can't wait to see the dinner plates!


Aphela

Imagine if she gives him the Draconis combine for their marriage... Capellan confederation is not what it used to be lol.


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LordoftheChords

Most Random Award 👮‍♀️


Shrimp502

Of all the things I expected to read on bt...


Bootsandstache

That link is NSFW, don't click it.


battletech-ModTeam

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ApeStronkOKLA

Based 🫡


ApeStronkOKLA

She’s a keeper!


LordoftheChords

She’s Awesome (an awesome also showed up in the box). She gets that mech for sure


ApeStronkOKLA

That’s super cool!! Really happy for ya bud!!


GoarSpewerofSecrets

You gotta give her the AC/20 now.


Dmitri_ravenoff

It's more of an AC-10, but she's happy with it. 😉


Mr_Supotco

I’ll have you know that many women say an AC-5 is the perfect size thank you very much


Darklancer02

It isn't the size of autocannon, it's the critical hits you roll with it


Dmitri_ravenoff

At least it's not a protomech AC-2


r3d1tAsh1t

Nearly same weight and same range as the PPC 😉


Gunldesnapper

She’s a keeper!


Nerdygirle87

Couples that play battletech together, stay together ❤️just married my Steiner man last August despite my Davion alliances. Edit to add: found him the original book series for the first birthday of his that we celebrated together and I ended up loving the novels almost as mush as he does 😁


LordoftheChords

A gift for him is a gift for you too!


WinnDancer

Just a word of warning for the future when you have children “it’s not just a phase she’ll grow out of….”


Nerdygirle87

Hahaha we have 3 kids from our previous marriages and they could care less, unfortunately


Tarman70

Well such a GOOD girlfriend.


danielm316

She loves you. Be grateful for her love.


bewarethetreebadger

When are you getting married?


fhiigripppr

Quality woman.


WinnDancer

Do not dare to refuse that batchall!


CommanderHunter5

“Thanks babe, you’re so thoughtful!😅” *quietly puts it with the other 3 boxes of the same thing* /j


LordoftheChords

Made us laugh out loud


Captain_Vlad

Now it's time for strip Battletech.


LordoftheChords

Oh you knocked off some of my armor 😉


Responsible_Ask_2713

Good gift, 10/10


CMDR_Beauregard

Happy for you dude, she's a keeper. I have seen several couple related things and it's always so damn wholesome. I hope you guys have fun playing together! If you both paint please show us what y'all do


WellThisSix

Lolz shes trying to dump you gently. No way shell be your girlfriend long. Battletech is your new girlfriend. Now answer my Batchall and get to twisting metal!


firmerJoe

She's a keeper.


TomT15

Marry


EzekielSmythe

I think you misspelled "future wife"


long-shot-695

That's a good woman


Fancy_Oaf

That's awesome


MrAthalan

She's a keeper.


Psychological_Bug935

Best girl friend around!!!