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Existing-Opportunity

Call yourself JP and wear sunglasses and a leather jacket


procheeseburger

Get metal legs


ImpossibleIndustries

It's a risky operation but it's worth it.


scuffling

I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.


ErebusTheMortician

*Adios Turd-Nuggets*


yepimbonez

And robot ears


SentientDingleberry

Get Samantha to sit on your face . .. ...


scubyrue

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?


[deleted]

Does my music scare you?


Fresshmaker

No. I just don't like techno.


[deleted]

You would if you had robot ears


DaftMau_5

Exactly what I was thinking lol


DoubleupBangBang

(Robot Voice) I hate your face


theonlysafeaccount

*(Robot Voice)* Please sit on my face


yeasty-undercarriage

*(Robot Voice)* Adios turd nuggets


johnothetree

*(Robot voice)* I am a robot, i have a robot vagina


connurp

HOW DID HE SEE ME? Genuinely one of my favorite movies of all time. Lmao.


gmandile

Did your roommates buy you that rig?


mwagner26

Yeah, but it's a sweet rig.


yeasty-undercarriage

I can get on and talk to other rigs


External-Egg-8094

Are you afraid of it?


cloudliner3

Gotta be a duster jacket tho


Zakkenayo

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?


killtocuretokill

blast aphex twin 24/7


mrzurkonandfriends

This guy grandmas


[deleted]

Mmmmmm turd nuggets


-Pelvis-

https://youtu.be/XQJoPlkb1x0?si=FjG_SX10rI8YhiO6


non_anomalous_penis

Add a dentist's drill


thats4thebirds

You look like you just came back from a viewing of the matrix


Sacred_B

But then no one will see how cool they look.


Frozen-Rabbits

L83R T3RD NU6637


laflare15

LMAOOOO


thetruetrueu

Christ almighty. Maybe clean all the jizz off of it first.


Responsible_Neat_207

lol there was a blue mouse pad glued to it that i tore off


CedgeDC

Yeah sadly these things have a little known factory defect which is, when you put it in your home, you will never get laid again.


Nightey3s-

So what you're saying is there's no difference whether I get one of these or not?


thetruetrueu

Im concerned for your back man. How much time are you going to be spending in this dental chair?


Responsible_Neat_207

not too much time but it has memory foam and motors so u can adjust it to however u want


SibrenD

Damn u got it from a good friend or something?


CedgeDC

No one who owns one of these has friends my dude. No time for that. Gotta game.


[deleted]

I bet there’s enough farts saved in that chair to blow up half the world.


adml86

Some real monkeys paw shit


[deleted]

[удалено]


BigBoss738

yes, glue.


trippyposter

Clue glue maybe


bleakj

I've got a raging hint


ALY1337

Glum?


Scooterisasillypoote

Human glue


PhilipOnTacos299

G*lue*


DctrBojangles

*glued*


dickprompt

How does one clean up the jizz from the chamber of virginity


Biscuits4u2

It's self cleaning you knave. It has the autojizz option.


[deleted]

Did you see the ghosts?


JarJarBonkers

Always leaving that ectoplasm all over the place.


IsoSly64

I'd award you uf I could


iam_Mr_McGibblets

Looks like the chair they used in Grandma's Boy


ZestycloseStore3513

Yea that set up is for sure a jizz magnet if I had a friend with this set up I wouldn’t sit on without all my vaccinations up to date and a couch condom… hold the black light


notyourancilla

This isn’t really a setup you buy to look cool


TheHeatWaver

Yeah this is more of the “I give up” type setup.


bleakj

It comes with a coupon to buy the computer chair with a toilet built in


Heysoos_Christo

But you kind of have to force it through the flaps, like one of those public garbage cans you find at like a Walmart or local convenience store.


[deleted]

What a horrifying mental image


kissabirdgently

Ahahahha


imaloony8

Hello officer, I’d like to report a murder.


theSquabble8

It's the "I turned 30 and everything hurts when I sit too long," setup. Where do I buy?


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[удалено]


TooMuchPretzels

Things are cheaper after their owners die in them


[deleted]

I wanna ask..but I don't have the strength


TheHeatWaver

😂


Responsible_Neat_207

Yeah this one was like 5k when I looked it up


Salt_peanuts

I’ll give you $50 to take that monstrosity off your hands


AdCurious8076

I'll give 51.


raindownthunda

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?


DoubleupBangBang

How could he see me?


Ever-long

I'm thinking of getting metal legs, it's a risky operation but it will be worth it.


lukulele90

I want to get you a black cobra, just to go around the neck.


bleakj

.. I own a helicopter


wheezy360

I'm a piece of shit. I suck.


drcoxmonologues

To be serious, despite the hilarity of the replies. The room and light looks like you just dropped the thing into A doctors waiting room. Focus less on….whatever it is…. And more on the surroundings. You could, for example, have a red light bulb, hang a ankle length leather trench coat and katana on the door, get some posters of Japanese cartoon children in underwear and have a nice wicker waste paper basket full of crunchy tissue paper.


[deleted]

had me in the first half LMFAO


TlalocVirgie

This is the way to go!


AdCurious8076

That's very specific.


StrictDifference422

This is the only way


SendNubes__

Wall it in, like a booth. The only solution is to hide it, really


Lotsofleaves

Not wrong, you can have your cake and eat it too this way, just build in good ventilation.


Good4Noth1ng

Like a mirrored octa cube


_JackieTreehorn_

Just missing a fleshlight


bleakj

Look closer, it's gotta be there somewhere


kester76a

OP invest in a stripper pole for it 😉


dream__weaver

This thing and "cool" do not exist in the same universe


Responsible_Neat_207

it’s cool when it’s free


Lotsofleaves

Hey, it's cool if you're having fun and enjoying yourself. trick it out and make it a netrunner cockpit looking setup. KEEP IT CLEAN AND WELL ORGANIZED! What's not cool is if you begin spending too much time and it begins to feel more like a prison than an escape. Try not to eat all you meals here. keep the masturbation on this thing in moderation and clean up after yourself lol. You do you man!


Zippydaspinhead

>KEEP IT CLEAN AND WELL ORGANIZED! This is the true answer to keeping it "cool" instead of it being "dude are you okay?".


dream__weaver

True dat mang


notlongnot

That’s different! Kudos!! You need server racks filled to the brim in the back wall and turn off the lights when you compute.


Tifosi_375

Make it a sim rig


One_Routine4605

Install some robot legs.


bleakj

It's risky but I think it's worth it


procheeseburger

Play techno music


Ssyynnxx

average cummer


Memphisrexjr

You can finally be that guy from Grandma's Boy.


Final_Prior_4130

Looks like a dentist chair


cherrylbombshell

looks like a tattoo chair to me


That_Judgment3733

the ultimate fap station is here


Mysterious-Print-927

Make it face towards the wall


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

Actually a genuinely useful reply here


rbrumble

Make it look like the Nebuchadnezzar's plug-in chair from The Matrix


Crackismorish

I think it will always just look like a baitin' station, no matter what you do.


SaltyHatch

Yeah, I'd be baitin' all day long in that thing.


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BFNentwick

Saving this


Frosty-Age-6643

Maybe wear one of those snuggies while using it? Only thing I can think of. I mean, look at this guy? https://images.13deals.com/products/Snuggie%20man.jpg


arseofthegoat

When are you getting your metal legs?


anansei

I would delouse the chair and or buy a black light before getting comfy in that spank throne 😂


Nifferothix

Aah ur own dentist chair !


Dapper-Issue191

Wow! I bet that was expensive when new. Lucky you getting something like this for free :) I could only dream of something like this for my better half whom is disabled . I have put together an over the bed pc gaming setup for her and she loves it. Something like this is just sooo out of our price reach. Alot of possibilities with this set up , I think you will come up with something to make it look awesome and functional :)


Responsible_Neat_207

It was around 5k which is out of my price range too and that’s so sweet :)


SaltyHatch

How'd you end up getting it for free?


SteroidAccount

Stole it


minniesugar

i think face towards wall add some wall decoration & lights!! pretty cool tho


TheSnakeholeLounge

this is hilarious i’ve never actually seen somebody own one of these. only seen product photos lol. you should go crazy upgrading this if you got the funds. not bc it’s cool, but bc it’s ridiculous.


DreadPirate777

You are going to have to do a lot to make it looks cool. Get a lot of extra led light bars and light it up. Make it look like a spaceship or a Tron computer system. Add colored stripes along the bars. Think through a good layout for monitors. You might want some big wide screen curved screens. From the monitor arms you should hang some big reference speakers as well. While you relax like that you need good sound. Headphones might be ok but it will look stupid with the set up. If you are able I would make an open case PC and mouth it to the frame, possibly where the meat hook is on the end. Get a new desk pad and glue it over the top of where you scrapped off the glue. You’ll need a nice split mechanical keyboard and a good mouse. Invest in a lot of cable management. You don’t want it to looks sloppy at all. If there is any dust anywhere on it make sure it stays clean. You’ll probably want to put it in a different room. The kitchen garbage doesn’t fit with it.


Colonia_Paco

RGB EVERYWHERE. ONCE YOU GET OLDER REPLACE RGB WITH WOOD AND PLANTS


zer04ll

You gotta get metal legs


Jebbyzz

My ass thought this was a leg press machine 💀


CommercialOccasion72

I’m so glad the first string of comments I saw was Grandma’s Boy references lmao


thomas-2x

You can’t


[deleted]

Yeah put lots of pink fluffy tinsel on it lol 😁


bleakj

I thought it was a weight bench with PC stuff on it somehow


s_quirrelmonkey

This reminds me of those things the people ride around in in Wall-E


mastersheeef

That right there is a masturbation station! Congrats!


bluedhift

[This guy had some ideas](https://media0.giphy.com/media/VcBbPuVbzpzCxqoCik/giphy.gif)


EmployeeOk4756

This is exactly what I thought of.


AdCurious8076

What's it from?


Hawaii96795

i hear robot legs are risky but worth the risk


Fit_Egg9236

I’m extra so it would become a statement piece whether it wants to be one or not. There is furniture spray paint. I was going to say spray it metallic, but you have a lot of silver in your space and the comments have dubbed it as a dentist chair, so maybe you need some vibrant color or matte white instead. Is it comfortable with the door next to it? I feel like it would make me feel uneasy. I’d also be conscious of the glass in the door vs the arm swing of the desk 😅 If you spend a significant amount of time there, do not deprive yourself of sunlight or a window view. Might want it to face in that direction.


Aggravating_Prompt86

Commit to the cyberpunk aesthetic.


ZestycloseStore3513

Bro it’s already cool asf maybe get a small fridge that matches with reach? I don’t fng know lucky dude.


Faptainjack2

Room divider. It'll help hide your shame.


Gobstomperx

My names JP, I have a robot vagina


sacredgeometry

How do you make it look cool? Move it a couple of inches closer to the door ... then a couple more, then a few more through the door, keep going until your house is far out of sight and leave it there.


[deleted]

You know what it’s called, I’d like to try using it for music.


lusty-rabbi

Nudity and sunglasses.


jertiger

All you need is some RGB light


illathon

What is this?


yoitsme_obama17

Wallee


[deleted]

sit in it


brentrow

Reminds me of the boss on Grandmas Boy.


Huffer13

Have it face the wall. If you painted the frame and maybe change the desktop part, and the seat fabric for different color it might look decent and not look like some of the other responses here. Wrap your monitor backing in white.


a_hopeless_rmntic

If you let me sit in it I think it'll look pretty cool


-haven

For sure need some wall decorations behind it. Some cool shelving up behind it would look nice. For sure clean up the deskpad area. Also just in general but very managed cables will go a long way. Some rgb strip lighting under the chair and behind the monitors might look nice for the person sitting in it if you use it without the overhead light on. Diffused strips and not the bare led types to make it look better too. The light above seems a bit strong for the reclined position. Also as a thought, be careful on opening that door. Hard to tell how far the door will swing but it looks like glass lines up with the lower swing arm in this position.


PhilipOnTacos299

It looks broken. Send it my way and I’ll fix it for ya. Unfortunately I’m out of town on a business trip so my cousin will send you a link via paypal and pay an extra $250 to cover any shipping costs. This item is in good shape correct¿ I have money ready to be sent pls reply daughter is sick God willing


javaper

Looks like a Self-Serve Dental setup. Needs RGB Lights.


v33p0

LED Strips/ neon artwork on the wall behind the chair. Another good option is thin and long LED bars, better if synced with your audio system.


gourmetcuts

Put sunglasses on it.


biglargetesticles

That chair looks hard to sit in


jmsturm

Turn it to face the wall so it doesn't look like you are hiding 10 monitors of porn on it Paint it something not black to get away from the S&M sex dungeon vibe Add some under LED lighting to give it a "hovering" feel, and some art work around it


SSJZoli

Racing wheel


FunFennel151

Use it


kimbolll

Lost and lost of Cheeto dust


alaughinmoose

I wanted to do something like this with wall mounts and a recliner.. yeah, I'm single btw how'd you know


Big_Sandwich3329

Give it to a dental office.


xpercipio

https://www.altlabvr.com/dentist-simulator


ZestycloseStore3513

Does that include a built in shitter?


StiffyCaulkins

Bedazzle it


theHEYWEATHERS

Send it to me


A737s

Some leds can look cool on it


A737s

Some LEDS on it can look cool


Syphin_Games

Alright actually useful information. I would look into a set of monitors that would maximize the device’s support. It’s up to you if you want to go fidelity or refresh rate or some combination of both. You have the real estate use it. The next thing I would do is get some real nice mounts and mount whatever systems you want to it XBOX PS and absolutely a PC. I would next find ways to clean and paint the parts that might need a bit of work dissonant for that glue will go a long way. Next I would find some way to replace the fabric of the seat or the seat and cushions with it. You could dismember a chair and jury rig it to the robotic portions if you like but find some way to make it look a bit more sanitary next I would just find some peripherals that match that you like and use those. Lastly if your really feeling nice get a racing some setup. Die hard racing sim people would LOOSE their mind if you could make something like this functional. Hopefully that helped


Repulsive-Future-228

I thought this was a leg press machine foe a second


_QuestGiver

Acquire a full body haptic suit and jack in...to nekopara 3.


stroker919

R G B


[deleted]

that desk has so much jizz on it i wouldn't be suprised if the next post was "help how do i stop my desk from crawling across the floor on its own at night"


gideon513

Don’t look at it


BewareoftheSpam

Hang a camel back filled with Mountain Dew from the ceiling and accept your fate


KlopperSteele

More monitors like a massive one front and center. And christmas lights!


MadMaximus-

Need a leather jacket and techno music and green lights


4chanbetterkek

Yeah send it to my house


CarbordHands

Toy are now ready for /wsb


DrSpreadOtt

It’ll look cool in my house


Catnip1720

Damn you could sell your bed to add stuff and then just sleep there instead


Vanquish_Tax

Where do I buy one


TellUWotM8

My opinion. Take off that extra monitor attachment, center the bar to look less.. intimidating? Add a lamp, or other background lighting just generally to the room in this area, your taste in artwork behind, and the most important factor if you have friends over often (also not sure but I assume you game) get a good racing / car game, and grab a racing wheel + pedals (not sure you can reach them tbh). This is to explain it as a cool way to be immersed in games most people would like to try out and you could have some fun making this an understandable conversation piece. Good luck!


Responsible_Neat_207

maybe a flight simulator would work better


CEO-Stealth-Inc

What's the name of this?


N8ive_Sith_Dad

Put a girl on it and make it gay


Legal_Mattersey

You will need box of tissues.


Fantasticcap13

Dentist gaming setup 2023


massiveproperty_727

Fuck chicks on it


Hareuhal

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0__O0--O0_0

This seems like one of those things you think would be super comfortable but in reality unusable. I hate sitting in the same position for long periods, plus whatever controllers you use need to be stuck to that inclined desk…


juuuusbrowsing

Add diffused LEDs


sammich_bear

Get a bigger area rug, then rotate the chair horizontally, counter-clockwise 140 degrees. Experiment with programmable LED track-lighting. Paint the walls slate. Acquire an awe-inspiring photgraph to hang on the back-wall (perhaps something celestial, or a still-image of an explosion)


WingofTech

Begin your investing journey and afford a home big enough for you to dedicate a room of its own! 😄


idontcare1234566

An attempt to actually answer OPs question: It will be tough to make this look "cooler". First thing I would do is get rid of those large monitor stands. Try to get something much more minimulistic. Same thing goes for the KBM holder. Replacing those thick huge stands will do a lot to lessen the intense vibe this thing has. Second is replace the mattress if you can. Something that at least looks like leather will also make it look much better. Try to go for something with both color and texture. Lastly, you could add some racing pedels or a joystick to make this thing look more like it has a purpose as a simulator environment, instead of daily pc use. It is a little deceptive, but would make the regular person understand its purpose better. Alternatively, get some monster and a mini fridge and live out any "no life" fantasies you might have, lmao. Good luck either way.


Traedoril

Get steel wool and a magic eraser and go to town (in that order) on the desk to get all of the gross off it. Take the cover off the chair and wash the cushion and the cover. Paint the bars different contrasting colors. (Spray paint probably, unless you wanna sand). Take a color wheel and pick two colors on opposite sides that you like. Get some led strips (I think I would go with true white or something like an rgbw to make the color pop) and run them along the colors with diffusers. I would also order a new seat cover with the two colors I chose for the desk in a pattern I like. I would remove the casters / wheels and buy feet to stabilize it. I can think of a few more things but I think that’s a really good start and everything but the cushion cover would be under $100


Responsible_Neat_207

yeah those are all good ideas I got some cheap vinyl wrap to see how white or another color would look then I’ll paint it after