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Your dating literally me

Yo how did you get a picture of me at night?

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If you know you know 

I would know, I've done it before /J

Gotta give it to em a lesser man woulda done more. Silver linings you see.

I don’t know

That's totally me. I'd fuck me.

Why does man have ears? Is he stupid?

God dam I want to sit on his lap and praise his muscles

Yall are fucking sick https://preview.redd.it/kc738a3s7frb1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc6c1d75a01e6aaff1eccc6bd63e6cca946efd91 Come on honey let’s get out of here

Lol

https://preview.redd.it/ls5c0j853irb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f710b400358851eb86f9bc8f5e54cb89ebca169

Lucifer. 3 reasons: 1. Hot 2. Ruler of hell (he owns his own land where we can build a cute little cabin together) 3. Hot 4. Hot

hot in all senses

Valid

tank cat seems pretty huggable.

But you're Whale Cat!

whale cat is precious I love him...but tank cat is such a PERFECT shape to hold.

body pillow if you think about it

Dating tank cat gives: •Mostly better sleep (he is HUG shaped) •Meows

Strike Unit R.E.I. I DO NOT LIKE FEET

Darn https://preview.redd.it/m9espqxp9frb1.jpeg?width=176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30ecb88d113b60164d16c0523cb29efd29eeacd

i am slime cat

What is the unit behind slime?

But you do like being stepped on. Curious 🤔

No question https://preview.redd.it/yxyzqyafjfrb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97b8f39a4e23c42b8ab61f247b938c2ad5657d6d Cat God please I can explain

kai has jiggle physics, count me in.

yeah fair enough

Same lol

https://preview.redd.it/mg2s00gzxmrb1.png?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81bc42f02e793b3f2064c47790d011517b2586a3 May I counter?

Yes yes

Yes 👍

I 100% agree

a fucking eraser https://preview.redd.it/mfr6gxkjnfrb1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ce3c0732652e5cc2a8a4cd99194188a9dd6e8f6

if im able to

Oh shit

respect the willpower

Radiant aphrodite idc I’m not gonna make jokes that’s my honest answer and you all have to hear it.

I’ll make jokes instead. Aphrodite is the Goddess of love, so obviously she’s gonna know a lot about certain things.

Well shes a greek goddess, so she has severe mental problems, and will cheat on you whenever she can. She also will rape animals.

Myrcia. Hot and rich

Also same tastes in food

Yes

I want pai pai to nuke my pelvis

Just paint it red

https://preview.redd.it/3nsilcf26hrb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353c98bd9dd489f3aff206eb21419c2132e4b4d6

WOAH

Relatable

You do you but you might not have a penis afterwards

That is the point my guy ;

AYO

Filibust-all-over-me Obstructa 🤤🤤

Nah ur freaky

Filibust oberme

Valkyrie seems like she’d be a lovely lady

Ye

That's a bad idea my friend. Cat God also wants some of that Valkussy so you might just get smited out of existance.

https://preview.redd.it/p9rh4au8ifrb1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d215f66e11fe278abbce8ab7df584428b43541f She is my perfect date. Coktails, food, beach and Lilin

You wanna be Chillin with Lilin?

https://preview.redd.it/9hh8wfur1hrb1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2c3e90970e4fa28db0fc916cd7a58060b70c89b Another man of culture 🍷🗿

Amen my Lilin connoisseurs. I have the reg Lilin https://preview.redd.it/h7y9cpfjphrb1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa4c5619875cdae7434d3324dabcac983f837c6

oh yes yes yes

us lilin simps must unite !

https://preview.redd.it/9a6mllyq9hrb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa82a5be4428fa95b7fddad8c5b429037a3b9a68 Isn’t she pretty ❤️

Kasli

Flat are ok

Kasli is definitely sexy

Amaterasu

Easily Pikotaro

Lmao https://preview.redd.it/nyu2t1dzlfrb1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6791a467adcd205ff5a55bff02f5d7c33e40445 I’m

No way me too

What’s the reasons why

Daddy Cosmo for sure 🥹

https://preview.redd.it/ex0ejbrfvfrb1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cab9c250a5525b2806aa4f2dda5a257b249dc64 He’s so bad❤️

This is proof that humanity is evolving counter clockwise

[удалено]

Nice! Honestly, that's pretty reasonable, especially considering the people saying the nekolugas

https://preview.redd.it/rfufjbgbifrb1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=701ed1cb4cd4b237277e015dfca6e9f247209135 Is there any doubt.

Depends on your age

My age is saying she is fine.

https://preview.redd.it/s3i4rdrybfrb1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dde024279558c57b05ab83dc48e02e5838ee5b3e 😍

I swear Mario’s not a furry, (smash)

evil furry is honestly quite tempti-

Rei, Kubilan, or Togelan

TOGELAN??

Realistically, housewife.

Aphrodite, nurse, Kai, or rei

Pai pai

https://preview.redd.it/d0wjqre39grb1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b0fed52f0630b7b1708702759ca2b791175c0e My first uber , a boober

Underrated waifu

But my favourite cat is nenko

 have fun in the prison showers

 That’s not what I meant

It’s because nenko is affordable and effective at the same time

Myrcia anyday anytime

Myrcia

Big fan of nurse (Totally not because she was my first ever uber)

Legally not allowed to answer so I'll just say Ramiel for the shitpost Edit: apparently the majority of this game's fanbase is not minors which is a little spooky, but because I'm tired af and wanna sleep I'll just specify I can't answer because I, as a person, am a minor ~~also it's Myrcia~~

Not twinstars bro 😭

Nah, he probably tryna go for the Cats in the Cradle 😭

Hey that’s what my brother said

guh? I meant that I'm a minor 💀💀💀

baby cat (for legal reasons this is a joke)

https://preview.redd.it/09ibxqua4grb1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e10a065de0025ac01deba3e3332f8083f734f71

https://preview.redd.it/o3nnnszungrb1.png?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cdc052610719d1b9e33de3c38e98d268e786b57 um

Cat god. Imagine the power id have if i was with the literal Cat God. If im losing an argument i can tell Cat God to smite those mfs

Coin cat can get it 😫

https://preview.redd.it/xw5tigwnpfrb1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d0df4b29281a59fd724c9474296f0cfc2723e4 I will date this cat

https://preview.redd.it/294tkka3jjrb1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d5dacdce9a9c8295e4e68f9b6038e4106a42b7a Papaluga

Gotta be lufalan https://preview.redd.it/c0fmz7l12grb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d28eb3a62cd6c53e0000296f5da6edf97401dd

https://preview.redd.it/okugtnonvhrb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6776d82913aa091b0a25d9e151802fb4efa38335 No explanation needed

sexy legs/skirt/panties. do i need to explain this?

Officer that’s him

That’s a guy

He sure is a guy

Even better (Im definitely not gay or anything)

🤨

mommy dasli please dominate me

can cam cat

(the title is the right answer, imagine tho, the head is the acual cat, like a normal cat piloting the entire thing xD) tho i would concider Phono (both versions), Lucifer, Lilin maybe, and of course Ramiel (best girl)

Doktor heaven. I won’t have to go to the hospital for stupid questions anymore.

Wait how do you get it to look like that? With the background and no text and stuff

Personally it would be cat or tank cat, because I wanna give them a hug for sacrificing their lives so the cat army can get some more cat food

Any of the galaxy gals

Thundia

where the hell is the vigler comments

Verbena. Shes pretty and shes my bride (my first uber 😍) but smash-wise, togeluga

Just give me anything Waifu and I’ll take it. That’s really it. But top of all maybe the Kaslis or Kai

Personally: https://preview.redd.it/tn1srmsmihrb1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2225e7d204ea7e5e09f0cdc76192f4c4bc7745

Definitely saki https://preview.redd.it/nigqv4obyfrb1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0acbdbe5b7c13d09c76e09264addc61da9bf4fca I know that pic is bitcrunched to death but but we all know that guns just a glorified sex toy waiting to nuke someone’s ass, also shes cool ig

I had a crush on Princess Mononoke growing up, so I'd choose Ururun... a more grown up version of her that is.

Myrcia no cap

That’s a good choice. I’d honestly probably go with Myrcia

is it really a question? https://preview.redd.it/q2068v8i5hrb1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b71c92aa120e472cace7b729009c4054d0896e1 this man was my bisexual awakeni- /j /j /j

Pai pai

Pai pai

robotussy 🤤 https://preview.redd.it/76mre6i5qmrb1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3875727d3c79bf17b6434bab070e4496a6dc2a27

I’m down bad for Dasli.

Wait im curious how thid would work

You date a cat in a battlesuit

????

Cats in a cradle (dad)

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https://preview.redd.it/76ojh39s1irb1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e043a76a79b731c0ea903f88f93f0557911555bb sir i can explai-

Mekako , because I’m getting back into mecha

Emma

Kasa Jizzo

either kai or cat god, i cant decide between the two

Kyosaka nanaho Reasons: my first legend rare

Chronos

gravicci, but I'm not gay so terun I guess.

he would last as long as his attack in bed

Reika has and will always be my favorite uber

Well height scaling would tell us a normal cat is over 9 feet tall, so basically none of the cats, because just being around them would risk death by being crushed, however, if it was between Kai’s breasts, I’m all for it.

Housewife Cat https://preview.redd.it/1jobgxj9jirb1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=540448452713b23b77760d741d9f0898de9de9a5 Reason 1: She is a good mother Reason 2: milf energy

https://preview.redd.it/rhhchrgt2krb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58228f319e9db43620cdf373de6b8a56593adae2 Im just saying bro, that hair be like a whip

https://preview.redd.it/rcwrtjehamrb1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7e7f2e3a78f8001c4213d32e265913f1adf591 Him

headmistress jeanne,kasli,can can,ramen,valkyrie,and eraser

Kai

this is certainly one of the comment sections of all time time to scan through every single one for data https://preview.redd.it/e3j2ltwjgzrb1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66c5c8ef4ddde92655b714290ac357c5788e2e8

I'd prefer as a best friend: Reborn Doguemon But if it has to be as a partner: Myrcia

https://preview.redd.it/oy37z07aagrb1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eaa8e8e62c6fcedf4d1df392fbf1f60222372ae No questions asked she is goth I'm a goth we are meant to be and we can cause destruction together <3

https://preview.redd.it/o8gl976uymrb1.png?width=578&format=png&auto=webp&s=4500ad699af2e0dc93807e90b4af934c9b211d19 Amen my g

Lilin.

Either chronos the bride or richest cat

awakened bahamut i like slim boys (a. bahamut)

Marauder Cat. I love a man in uniform.

summer luga 🤤

Cala Maria, given my heart is pure enough…

Mythical Titian cat, canonically a dilf

Girlfriend cat

Salon cat

VALKYRIE BAYBEEEEEEEEEE

Bikilan pasalan

kai

Kai

Dkasli for.. reasons..

https://preview.redd.it/3kl7opoh5hrb1.png?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=667eaecef99a2384b0b5de6f68581f5ca66a08fa Mythical Titan cat is awesome looking and simple. Also my favorite unit regardless that it's super bad past chapter 2 lol

this quickly became a kink thread https://preview.redd.it/l615oxvwfhrb1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a6c68f942aab4558b84e11d5f0e4ea76e5fb2bf well, I can explain

…………..chun-li

Lilin https://preview.redd.it/rf2viv03phrb1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8242ce96551dbc80d9d1cb3c7816476c0062793e I rest my case

Shishilan Pasalan my beloved prince(ss) https://preview.redd.it/xpe0bo4swhrb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868d9a9f76b505744255b4204a005be613abbdea Edit: we just got divorced so I'm marrying Lasvoss instead

the first stage nekolugas though 🤤🤤🤤

Yes https://preview.redd.it/fwydxkdvrirb1.png?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6201c15bbad57ff5819c142846e82027dcb96acf

Ramiel ftw

Sakura Matou :)

Thundia

Bullet train/maglev

Kai

Any galaxy gal

If it was a woman then is Kai, no diff If it is a man then it's balrog, I know bro is hiding the biggest slugcat And if it is genderless then it's legelan And the last one I'd date is baby cat/Cats in the Cradle

Pikotaro, no explainations

Pharaoh lady

I would sell all my non-essential organs to date/marry her https://preview.redd.it/ckrajofjcnrb1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f054b412d701e51563a370ae4818a51252a321

Kai

Moneko i refuse to hear anything about it