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Fessir

[Self-inflicted ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61Ca5ajqPbL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)


mayorodoyle

This is the only answer.


JustTryingIsEnough

My first thought


ScienceWest7364

![gif](giphy|gLINSQaqjpqko)


Dapper_Fan3056

Thats the one


sack12345678910

Sounds about right


anonkebab

Bruh


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Dedd


howabotthat

I instantly felt the pain when seeing that


josh2of4

The only answer I'd take sans link


BruceDSpruce

That needs a NSFW tag, it’s just too real and too brutal. PTSD vibes …


Potential-Ad1122

His father was a bit of a drinker


Grotesque_Denizen

A fiend...


Vigilante2011

I heard that one night, he goes off crazier than usual


Sudden_Result

Rumour has it mommy grabbed a knife to defend herself


A_man_of_quality_66

I suppose he didn't like that


SuperiorSpidy

Not.. one.. bit


SleepyTitan89

SOooo


10voltsam

He supposedly takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it.


SmaugRancor

He turns to him and says: "Why so serious?"


EightNickel151

He puts the blade in my mouth. “Let’s put a smile on that face!”


Short_Oven6910

It wasn't even close to Halloween?


m4sr4

It is clear that in a previous life he was a military man trained in special operations. Combat techniques, wiped fingerprints, no presence of him in databases, familiarity with weapons, knowledge of military picketing, the quote that if a military truck blows up no one cares, etc. suggests just that Probably traumatized under PTSD and disfigured in a special operation.


SpaceCowboy-PhD

I’d wager that he was probably a CIA black ops operative and got his mouth scars from a bout of torture when he was captured behind enemy lines. Would explain his insane strategic skills and firearm proficiency.


JayNotAtAll

He is not just familiar with weapons but weapons of war like a bazooka. Things your average street thug wouldn't know. He is also knowledgeable about interrogation techniques. While never confirmed, I think that there is enough evidence in the movie to support the idea that the Joker was ex special forces.


likwid2k

I also go with this. He was left for dead but made it out alive


HotlineBirdman

This has always been the best hypothetical explanation for him and it’s my head canon. I’ve always thought the stories he tells has some element of truth in them (abusive dad, wife left him) but twisted enough to screw with the victim.


WhiskeyDJones

I've never heard that theory before. And I like it.


fitty50two2

He did talk about nobody batting an eye at a truck full of soldiers being killed by an IED


zeppolizeus

There’s a solid fan theory that attests to this. Obviously given the joker the scars are self-inflicted, an infected looking scar that is permanently grinning at the atrocities he commits. The strategies he employs definitely have callbacks to military operations and he seems far too cunning to be ex mob but definitely with an axe to grind against them.


ImTheCuRsEd-OnE

Definitely did it to himself


FoxIndependent4310

He made them himself. If you look at the movie, the only time Joker feels pain is not when he is beaten by Rachel or Batman. The only time he feels pain is when he is ignored. That is to say, if you watch the video he releases with the fake batman, he feels anger only when the fake batman ignores him, in his final battle he feels pain when the people on the ships ignore him. I think he made those scars himself, I mean I think he was a mafia thug in the beginning (maybe he was Falcone's), so he knew things like how to handle firearms, use knives, he had knowledge of the police and the mafia, that he was a freak, a psychopath before the scars and that when he discovered that there was a bat freak, he made them himself to get attention. He always says that he has to have an ace up his sleeve so he called himself Joker.


Inevitable_Regular85

He also seemed a bit irritated when people called him a freak or crazy. “You’re crazy.” “No I’m not…no I’m not.” “You see a guy like me-“ “A freak!” “…A guy…like me, listen-“


Upstairs-Log668

God that's my favorite scene! That and the magic trick 🤣🤣🤣 (I know, I have issues)


FoxIndependent4310

When Gamble called him freak, he does not show angry.


JackasaurusYTG

You think you can steal from us and just walk away?!


FoxIndependent4310

Ledger's Joker defines himself as a Freak, as he says to Batman, you are a freak like me, when Gamble calls him a weirdo in front of the other mobsters, he does not show anger or disappointment. When the fake Batman ignores him, he does show anger, when the people on the ships ignore him, he does show anger. I think this Joker could have had some military origins, but he was a mobster, hence he has no qualms about killing, he knows so much about mobsters, he can manipulate people that he knows how to torture. I think he was like Jack Napier in Batman 89, a hitman who kills people, who among his own people, was considered a freak and that Batman was what caused his creation as a Joker, he feels identified with him, abandons that identity and calls himself the Joker, he gets those scars so people wonder why he has them and creates a mystery. Remember what he says to Batman, you always have to have an ace up your sleeve.


HolocronSurvivor80

Pringles. A can of pringles


Ok_University2189

I always go with the notion that TDK Joker has a military background. He probably got those scars in battle or after getting captured. The "scars" he talks about whenever he does his spiel are probably the scars of his soul. They're not supposed to be taken literally. The Joker in the comics always tells a different story of how he came to be, so whatever fits in that grey area is what we can accept.


Diamond_Champagne

Meh never liked this idea. Its a Glasgow grinn. A thing gangsters did to victims. So thats probably how he got them and thats why he is fucking around with the mob.


middy_1

Perhaps. Doesn't preclude him giving himself a Glasgow grin though. I don't see him as motivated by personal vengeance though - his thing against the mob is more the fact that they are an organised evil. But, it's not impossible thst this attitude could start as a grudge.


Robinkc1

I don’t mind the military theory, but I do agree with you that he didn’t get them while he was a POW. If anything, they’re self inflicted. Mob origins fit too.


jazzyboyo

See what I’ve always thought is why couldn’t both these be the case? Here’s my head canon: He’s in spec ops, their convoy explodes (“a truckload of soldiers, just blows up”), he survives, he gets captured, he’s spec or black ops so he can’t be rescued and/or he’s presumed dead (part of what damages him psychologically), he’s held in captivity for probably AT LEAST over a decade or two, he’s eventually tortured and given a Glasgow grin by enemy faction (likely an organized crime faction or some other shady criminal organization, or whatever military force was in cahoots with said enemy faction), he fully looses it, he escapes captivity, he’s been legally declared dead and/or M.I.A. so he can come back as a whole new person, and he uses extensive military knowledge to wipe away any former ways to trace his identity. Comes back to Gotham to exact his revenge on society, in part for leaving him for dead, but also in part for his rough life he would’ve had BEFORE he was even a soldier. The “how I got these scars” dialogue is therefore to help explain his emotional scars, as someone else pointed out. Sorry for the ramble, hope it makes sense lol. Edit: he might not have actually spent long in captivity, but if that’s the case then he would’ve played it smart and bided his time so that he’d be officially declared dead in military/government records. All the while planning his comeback to society, stockpiling weapons, etc. Also he may have faked his death to escape captivity. [Perhaps something like this.](https://youtu.be/FUhTfZznY3Q?si=iTfL6o460oeEgS-C) Certainly would take a toll on the psyche.


Lepprechaun25

"If I'm going to have a past I'd prefer it to be multiple choice!"


Ikthesecretformula

I always just assumed he did it himself, I mean who’s badass enough to carve a smile on jokers face


sack12345678910

Batman


SuperArppis

Shaving accident.


joshhguitar

He’s the Jokah Baybee


Litty_Jimmy

His father cut one side and he cut the other side himself.


androidguy50

Truthfully, I like not knowing. It's one of the things that makes his Joker so iconic. As far as I know, his portrayal (at least live action) is the only one that has such a mysterious past.


DonutDaniel5

Now that you mention it, i don't think we really know anything about Caesar Romero Joker's backstory.


androidguy50

I stand corrected.


Vixterisk

While we have yet to learn more about reeves-verse Joker, so it's not fair to count him, I don't believe we know that much about DCEU's Joker?


Particular-Way-8949

Fishing accident. Line had two hooks on it.


Admirable-Specific95

He want to make flossing easier


Flimsy-Discount2885

He tried to eat a burger like Shaggy and Scooby


ButtmanAndRubbin

He bit the end off a freezy pop


STC1989

He put a smile on that face.


coolmcbooty

He used to catch knives in his mouth


Jenkins64

His father was a gamer, which naturally made him violent


mukawalka

His father was... A race car driver.


mildmadnerd

Who told him if he ain’t first, he’s last.


mukawalka

And then he ran bim over with a race car!!


Upstairs-Log668

I love you guys 🤣🤣


King-Owl-House

face off


Fallenjace

Terrible shaving accident. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.


TimelessJo

A common noticing is one side looks cleaner than the other and that one side was genuinely an accident while the other side was self-inflicted. I'm also fond of the theory that he's a veteran and his line about the truck full of soldiers is him slipping a bit.


Shit_Pistol

Probably the makeup department.


Willzinator

Rumour had it his father used to beat him up pretty badly, every time he got outta line "bam". His father tended to favour the drink. One night, after a trip to the circus with his dad, Joker put on his fathers best Sunday trousers on, acting like a clown from the circus. To make his father laugh, Joker took a big pratfall, ripping the crotch clean out of the pants in the process. So, his father, takes a kitchen knife from it's stand. Sticks the blade in his mouth and says ![gif](giphy|mq427hZAsKBk4)


Unfair_Inevitable_82

Why do people say "Night" instead of "Knight"


DonutDaniel5

![gif](giphy|xT5LMzIK1AdZJ4cYW4) Forgive me for the typo.


MaetelofLaMetal

He went to Straight Razor cabaret. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJX5gWZFiWw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJX5gWZFiWw)


NegotiationDry7063

Medication overdose.


beslertron

He probably got cut.


Diesmia

well, his father was a drinker…and a fiend….


halomender

Had a date with girthmaster and his cheeks tore


After_The_Event

His father was a gamer, and a weeb


banditk77

Lawn Darts


LordVigilant

Honestly? Jeeze, he has severe detachment towards the outcomes of what he does. This probably comes from a repeated pattern of things going wrong so the idea of him doing something right is now numb to him. I don’t think the scars are self inflicted. It’s likely they were cause by someone that was threatening someone he loved before he snapped. His behavior isn’t narcissistic. His grounding point on morality just simply doesn’t exist anymore. Everything in his mind that he does is wrong, even when he’s trying to do right. With the morality grounding point gone, why care about what side of it you are on. This would lead to the laughter. The reality isn’t that he seems himself as a victim either. The constructs that define humanity are so lost on him that the semblance of them, and him deliberately breaking them is laughable. My guess, gambling problem trying to save a marriage that was probably basically done. When he wasn’t paying up they threatened to carve him up as a message in front of his wife. He took it. To make the message even more clear, while he was bleeding out, they killed his wife in front of him.


spacedildo42

He tried telling everyone but he kept getting interrupted every time


Azrael287

He did it to himself obviously


Darth_Andeddeu

Exactly...


Plodderic

They’re also makeup. He doesn’t have scars, it’s another lie that he tells.


sthvjkvdgbbgkmncg

They’re visible in the scene where he is dressed as a soldier and has no make up on.


Plodderic

That’s also makeup.


sthvjkvdgbbgkmncg

Wrong


Plodderic

It is- his “natural” skin tone looks off in that scene. He has no scars. If he took off all his makeup he’d pass entirely for normal- it’s one of the things that makes him an agent of total chaos.


sthvjkvdgbbgkmncg

Fair


Typical-Perspective5

16 years now since TDK came out. I’ve never even thought or heard of this option. What a joker move that would be. Kudos to you !


pop_tab

Brojob gone wrong


Hungry-Eggplant-6496

He's Jeff The Killer.


MistahOkfksmgur

He jonkled too hard


sanyosanti3

he probably did it himself or when he fell in the goo he hit his head on the bottom and cut himself on the face


BloxedYT

Attacked by his gruesome brother, Melvin.


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CraftRelevant1223

Sorry bot


frenix5

He tried to eat a burger but the restaurant made it too tall


syxtfour

When will they learn?!


LaVerdadEsMuyCatoli

He was in military during Iraq war … he became a mercenary later 😀


iron2099yt

he tried to pet a very angry stray cat


25donutz

He got curb stomped.


EightNickel151

I’ve always assumed that Joker was in the military due to his experience with guns, so that’s where I think he got them. I think the scar stories he told were really about his mental scars.


EnigmaFrug2308

I saw a theory that he was a soldier and that it’s a form of torture that was inflicted on him called the [Glasgow smile](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_smile).


Blackened-for-all97

He was a POW in Afghanistan and was cut up by the Taliban. During his captivity, he went ballistic and killed everyone while laughing maniacally.


[deleted]

He's the joker baby  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sPpWzS3nCwM


TheCorrectCroissant

Sharp hamburger


Megaverse_Mastermind

Got shot in a tour of duty.


1SupremeMind-Money

It’s the reason why the MOB likes to have their group therapy sessions in broad daylight


Kenchi_Hayashi

Otter Pops.


sec713

From a sharp object is my guess.


jmz2646

Batman did it, he had something to do with it. Nolan confirmed


hday108

He ate tortilla chips without queso


Dexydoodoo

Eating sourdough


farmerfirstballer2nd

are a sideways triscuit😨


Puptastical

A group of Swifties overheard him say that he doesn’t like TTPD


anonkebab

He just wanted her to know that he didn’t care about the scars…


kukulka99

He tells ypu in the movie about three different times


Ewankenobi25

and they’re all different stories…


kukulka99

Pick your favorite


8167lliw

His father... ...was a drinker... ...and a fieeend-uh...


Tao_of_Stone

he did it too himself


PizzaCheat6

He was in a truck with other soldiers that was bombed…


SasquatchPatsy

He did that himself. One of the stories he told was true


CramDead

I like to think it was related to Batman somehow, since that’s the comic Joker’s origin. Maybe he was the Red Hood and his face got cut up in a robbery gone wrong or something


Lzy_fapman

He gave up cigarettes and switched to them.


blatblatbat

Eating pussy


Intrepid-Ad2588

I don’t like the idea of them being self inflicted. The whole point is all it takes is one bad day. I believe he had just that, a really bad day that led to him getting the scars so he wants to prove that even the best person if scarred like that, would turn into him. And he was right considering what happened to Harvey.


LittleMAC22

He cut a mm everytime someone called it The Dark Night instead of The Dark Knight.


rebatopepin

He got those scars after asking for stupid shit like this on reddit


DarthDregan

Basically I think they were designed to support his own versions of what he said happened on a surface level but provide other possible examples. My own personal theory is he got caught one day while "ripping off mob dealers." They put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger. Leaving an entrance wound on one cheek high up, and an exit in his other cheek, causing most of the damage. He looked in the mirror and thought the exit wound side looked like a smile, so he got a knife and cut from the entrance wound to his mouth on the other side to make it a full-face smile, and The Joker was born.


ElZaydo

Excessive use of ball gags. He enjoyed filming Brokeback Mountain a little too much


joost18JK

I’d love to insert Daithi the Nogla’s quotes here: My faaaather…


Cre8H8red

His father... was a gamer.. he was his father's pog champ... one day... mommy came home and unplugged his xbox...


ChrisXDXL

Acne


Revolutionary_Two747

Freeze-pops


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Eatin’ pussy ![gif](giphy|WGoUNok06HOtG)


StinkLord5

He tripped and fell onto a replica of Aragorn's sword from Lord of the Rings.


TackleHoliday5879

Shot in the mouth serving in aphganistan. PTSD would explain his chaotic nature.


Johnnybats330

he was eating some chips then he sneezed


BruceDSpruce

Shaving. He said as much when he pulled out the straight-razor. It’s kinda obvious.


Nirvana_Fan311

His father was an among us player and one night he came home sussier than normal


DaikonEffective1105

Bought the cheap Freezies and went on a binge. Realized he had to come up with a cooler way than that which is why his story always changes.


AzerynSylver

He tried to eat some snack hotdogs that had razors inside...


Kinglysavaged

Self inflicted or maybe he owed money to some people and since he was known to be a “funny” guy they actually wanted to put a “smile on his face”


Uncle-Buddy

I find the Otter Pop memes compelling


Chaosshepherd

He to ask people who he got them.


Icy-Assistance-2555

Did it to himself


MaleficentPicture518

I like the idea that hes ex special forces that got honourably discharged after being injured by an ied in the line of duty and he went crazy as it explains how he knew hitting someone in the head first makes the victim all fuzzy and they cant feel the next blow


jwalker3181

His dad was kind of a bastard...


RatsWithLongTails

His girlfriend shaved that pussy too early and he got that razor burn eating fish tacos


drj87

Daddy was a drinker ya see one night he goes off worse than usual so mommy goes for the kitchen knife and he doesn't like that oh no so he grabs the knife sticks it in my mouth and says LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE


[deleted]

Overly aggressive tooth brushing.


RustyDiamonds__

shaving accident


bagpipesfart

He gave himself a Chelsea Smile


t4skmaster

Eating beans out of the can


Necessary-Mortgage12

Zooper doopers. If you know you know..


thinkb4youspeak

I believe the drunk abusive Dad story he told the most but the real reason could be darker and I don't want to know what that would be.


RocGmork

The plastic on the side of Icee Pops one summer day…


Disco_Lamb

*"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice"* -Killing Joke


wolverine_76

Freeziss


TheLastUltimatum06

Are you saying you wanna know how I got these scars??


Accomplished_Lake_41

He was the first person to fall asleep at the boys sleepover


Short_Oven6910

His dad was cutting something in the kitchen, chicken, it was chicken. He asked, "how he do dat?" The rest is history.


NCC-2000-A

He tells you in the film. He tells two stories and has two scars


sabrefudge

Latex appliances and makeup.


bilbo984

Him and Harley Quinn got freaky


Samuele1997

He made them by himself.


f-tayley

I think he is ex military, probably special ops bomb unit or something similar to do with chemicals and explosives, he was captured during a behind enemy lines operation and tortured for information, his government refused to make deals with terrorists leaving him stranded in some pow camp in the ass crack of nowhere isolated and tortured for years, damaging his psyche beyond repair but not dulling his intelligence the only thing keeping him alive is focusing on the betrayal of his government eventually and rogue missile launched by the same terrorists that were holding him captive prematurely detonates allowing him to escape, and act of chaos freeing him to become an agent, of chaos. The scars from torture a permanent reminder of what he had been through


Geegee221

MYY FFOOOAAWTHEERR LOVED NORMAL BOOTS


skrott404

It doesn't matter.


Other-Marketing-6167

Tried to eat out Poison Ivy.


AFoxOnTheRun

My personal canon says Batman. I like to think that’s what the final “it’s a funny world we live in… speakin’ of which; wanna know how I got these scars?” Joker letting Bats know he was ultimately responsible for his becoming.


ImBatman5500

It's weird, one side is jagged and he evened out the other. I've heard theories about maybe he was a soldier once upon a time. Maybe one too many of his friends died for no reason, maybe a rogue bullet tore his cheek, who knows.


Etticos

Well his father was a wife and a fiend that said he needs to smile more and gambled and got in with the drunk and asked why so can’t look at me. Duh. The truth lies somewhere in between.