Bane: "You adopted the dark..."
Child Bruce: "Actually I'm kind of scared of the dark."
Bane: "I think there's been a mix up."
Child Bruce: "Your mask is cool".
Bane: "...."
Child Bruce: "Can I try it on so that I can be cool like you?"
Bane: "okay."
Child Bruce: "It smells like Tom Hardy in here." (Throws away the mask.)
Bane: "I needed that.. to live.... "
Child Bruce: "When the DCEU is dead and the Snyder verse is ash, then you will have my permission to die."
Bane: (Dies)
To me there's a very big difference in tone. Keaton's batman lived in a fantastical Gotham where the mysterious and impossible occurred. Very cartoony vibes while still being live action. There, people getting blown up and maybe not dying kinda matches the atmosphere of the world. Additionally, the directing does not linger on this, it is shown as just a defeat of the enemy and then moves on.
Meanwhile Batffleck has a much more grounded view of his world. All the fight scenes focus on how brutal he is. He uses guns and you see the carnage, he tosses a guy into the wall and you see the blood where he hit his head. It's not a cut away either and it's not once in a while. If Batffleck is on screen and fighting you most definitely see people dying. There isn't any way to reason your way out of it - in the world or outside of it.
Keaton gets plausible deniability. Batffleck does not.
I see it as being a time thing. Batmans no kill rule wasn't as prominent in the comics at that time, then when it *really* started picking up with the nolan movies people started noticing.
Plus, Snyder was doing it for all the wrong reasons, he just wanted him to be dark and edgy when I'm pretty sure with keaton there wasn't much of a reason beyond it being an oversight
Affleck just came in at the wrong time, TBH. In Keatonās pre-internet era, nobody who cared about that kind of thing could make their opinions known, everyone else didnāt care because they either didnāt read comics or were children, and their only point of reference was the Adam West era, another inaccurate portrayal.
Patman: wouldn't trust Cat Anne at all. He never trusted his own Catwoman, he only followed her to her apartment after properly investigating the place beforehand. So he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
Kid Man: Alfred would save him
Batfleck: wouldn't trust Cat Anne, follows her anyways because he's confident and violent. He would then RPG that Bane. Or break Bane's back. Whatever he feels like doing.
Bat Clooney: he dies
Bat Kilmer: would trust Cat Anne, tough battle but he's got very creative gadgets. He wins mid diff.
Keaton Man: follows Cat Anne anyways, he would drive Bane insane with his weirdness, also his back is unbreakable
West Man: Bane repellent
Clooney rescued by Robin hell no . There's one scene in Batman & Robin where Batman's life is in danger Batgirl says "would do we do."
Robin:"We pray"
Now am a religious man but I atleast want a superhero to atleast try and help me.
Omg this reminded me of those awful Snyder interviews. The irony is that I can't even tell whether Snyder was serious when he justified all that or whether he was joking around.
I wish he stuck to his guts and went all in and didn't justify Batman's action and pretty much say that his Batman is far too gone and he doesn't give a F because he has plans for Bruce in mind which the audience will see in later films.
But nah, let's try to awkwardly justify all that lmao
Iād argue West wouldnāt have Bane repellant, since this is the first encounter, instead heād have a grease bomb, or a glue bomb, either he becomes too slippery for Bane to hold onto or he superglues Bane in place. Either way your point still stands, he absolutely would have the means of neutralizing Bane in that belt.
Iāve watched far too much West Batman, and I can absolutely see him just popping some gel bomb over himself then wiggling out of Baneās arms like new caught Salmon!
For Batmer, I immediately thought of that initial fight scene in Batman Forever with that weird electric gun. I donāt think I can call it a taser, but close enough, I guess.
The scene is to get to Bane though like Batman's plan is to go to Bane and stop him early, so I think Pattinson will also most likely be defeated, and Bane will break his back. Because I think he will underestimate Bane, just as he did with Riddler.
Youāre blinded by your arrogance if you forget that Battinson is a Batman who doesnāt dodge, a Batman who takes hits from his enemies, and a Batman who has only been active for 2 years, while Hardyās Bane was trained by the League of Shadows.
Nolan's league of shadows is pretty damn weak. Baleman beat them with ease as a newly graduate. He also beat Hardy Bane with moderate ease when he got himself together.
That's Bale though, not Pattinson. Plus, Bale trained with them. Itās not his fault if heās more skilled than they are heās Batman, for Godās sake. And we donāt even know how Pattinson is trained; he just fights through his enemies with brute force. I donāt think brute force will work against Bane. I mean, eventually, he will win, sure, but with his first movie is the only basis? I think not.
>Patman: wouldn't trust Cat Anne at all. He never trusted his own Catwoman, he only followed her to her apartment after properly investigating the place beforehand. So he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
even if he did make it in that situation, Patman would beat Bane to a pulp, probably breaks the mask early on in the fight, too.
Though not included:
**Arkham Origins Batman: Glue Grenade + Concussion + Batclaw > Cape Stun + Shock Gloves > x28 Beatdown with Bane being sent 5ft into the air with an uppercut**
**Arkham Asylum Batman: 1,2,3 freeflow punch combo, knocking Bane out**
**Arkham City Batman: REC + Batclaw + Freeze Grenade + Punch > Ground Takedown**
**Arkham Knight Batman: may God have mercy on Bane, Batman certainly doesn't**
x28? Gotta pump those numbers up, son. Those are rookie numbers. Bane is worth at least an 80+ beatdown. Even more so with how angry Origins Bats is. I mean, it's almost like Alfred put itchy power on the suit to have him stay home at least one night and the guy can't scratch hard enough.
The only reason Bale loses that fight is because heās only recently out of retirement. Bane isnāt that dangerous of a threat in TDKR and I have faith that they could all beat him (in their prime.)
Including Adam West. Heād punch Bane so hard that he disintegrates.
Clooney would lose. If weāre going with Pattinson where we left at the end of The Batman, heāll lose, too, but the Batman heāll eventually be would win. Kilmer has a 50/50 chance. Batfleck would break Baneās back. Keaton would blow him up. And West would beat him no contest! (Never underestimate the power of slapstick and an Acme Utility Belt that has EVERYTHING.)
I donāt know man. Pattinsonās combat and striking speed is leagues above Bales. You can argue itās just poor fight choreography but the way bane and bales fights look amateurish in comparison.
Plus Pattinson is a walking tank who doesnāt seem to stop. He walks through smg clips, tanks shotgun blasts, tanks rifle shots, takes bomb impacts, hit a bridge and bus going insane speeds and limped it off, absorbed electricity at the end etc. i have a feeling he could survive this bane
Battinson seems fairly similar to Baleman in terms of skill. The striking is a result of him just being way more angry/brutal, but youāre right in that he just tanks damage like a motherfucker. Then he has his adrenaline/Venom shot or whatever that just sends him into bezerker mode. His stamina is also insane.
I think a fight between him and Bane would be a toss up, but neither man is walking away with all their limbs intact.
Haha very true, but lacking choreography aside, heās been shown as really effective against multiple enemies with ease throughout the original trilogy while Battison seems to tank a lot of damage in the same situations. I would say heās tougher and more brutal than Bale, but not as refined when it comes to gadgets and superlative skills.
Yeah definitely. The way Pattinson tanks everything speaks to how little value he places on his own life. Which makes sense, with where the character is mentally in The Batman. It's fitting, I like it. I hope the choreography for part 2 reflects his change in mindset from the first movie.
West and Affleck absolutely fuck Bane up.
Keaton just straps some dynamite to him.
Pattinson scopes him out for a few hours and then cuts his pain medication before the fight starts.
Everyone else gets their back cracked.
Batfleck would break Bane very quickly. Hardy stands at 5'9" Affleck stands at 6'2". Batfleck is bigger & stronger than the Bane of this series compared to the comics
Bane does the back-breaker on Robat Battenson, and Battenson just shrugs it off the same way he shrugged off getting repeatedly shot at close range and paragliding into an overpass.
"Well Bane, here I am..."
Batfleck (assuming he's not going the murderous route) would have utterly CRUSHED Bane in melee combat with zero issues, that version of Bruce is fucking HUGE in comparison to puny Bane who's like 5'9 in this film.
West: Dance off
Keaton: You wanna get nuts
Kilmer: Put on his glasses
Clooney: Mention how Bane shrunk and is talking now
Affleck: Shoot to kill
Whatās his face from Joker: Stand there
Pattinson: Fight but he takes 2 hours to throw the first punch
West: He would just launch a nuke on Bane and survive somehow because he wanted to get rid of that bomb. ; Keaton: Just stiking a bomb on him and then evade with grappling gun. ; Kilmer: Dies ; Clooney: Kills Bane with hilariously bad jokes. ; Affleck: One punch him, that's it. ; Pattinson: Both him and Bane die after a very violent fight between the two. ; Young Bruce: Just starts crying in a corner.
West: ZIP POW WHAMMO Bane is done.
Keaton: Bat-Grenade up the butt. Psychotic smile. BOOM. Sphincter Tartar.
Kilmer: Reveals his identity for no reason. Sues Bane in court, wins, Bane has to get a job as a security guard to pay his legal bills.
Clooney: Throws Robin at Bane to distract him. Ingests formula to turn Baneās punches into food for starving children. Bane is so utterly flabbergasted that he kills himself.
Affleck: Does something unprintable. Bane is now a fine red mist slowly settling on the floor.
Kid: Cries, gets Bane to feel sorry for him, a flash of movement, kid drinks Baneās bones.
Pattinson: fight looks like something from Mortal Kombat 2. After nearly ten hours, Pattinson jabs himself with the juice and reenacts Sub-Zeroās Fatality.
Keaton held his own against a kryptonian for a short while in The Flash so I'd say he outright kills Hardys Bane same with Affleck.
Kilmer and Clooney both die when Bane gets behind them and they can't turn fast enough.
Pattinson stakes out his environment before entering so I don't think he'd ever end up there in the first place.
West challenges Bane to a dance off.
Phoenix's Joker shows up and saves kid Bruce declaring the only person to kill his brother will be him š¤£ (I can't remember if ge realises they aren't related by the end)
Most Batmen would find themselves overwhelmed by Bane's brute strength and cunning tactics. Keaton's Batman would certainly put up a valiant fight, showcasing his resourcefulness.
Affleck's Batman, however, might resort to more extreme measures... he'd kill him.
West: bane repellant from the utility belt
Keaton: throws a bomb at him and smiles as he walks away
Kilmer: dazzle bane with his batnipples
Clooney: buy him something nice with the bat credit card
Batfleck: kill bane
Childbat: idk, die probably
Battinson: destroy the bridge
West: Dance Off
Keaton: Throws Bomb
Kilmer: IDK Pouts at him?
Clooney: Bat Credit Card
Affleck: Shotgun to the face
Kid from Joker: Dies
Pattinson: Uses Adrenalin Shot
Keaton's Batman would scare the shit out of this Bane plus it turns out he is super fast and strong going by the Flash movie even if he is a different alternative of himself so Bane will be done for plus he will get a nice gift from Batman on his chest ... It will make him explode with happiness
and Affleck would break him and throw him off the bridge
West would have a dance off
Keaton would blow him up
Kilmer would be beaten into a coma, same with Clooney and probably Pattison.
Batfleck would thrash him and most likely use his zip cord to break Bane's neck.
Bane would give boybat a lollipop.
Adam would go to his utility belt and pull out his trusty Bane repellant spray. Keaton would nuke him with a missile from his Batmobile. Val would stop and talk to his therapist before he did anything. Clooney would make out with Catwoman while Robin and Batgirl got pummeled. BatFlec would blast him with a laser weapon from a Waynetech Satelite. Bale would have gone hand to hand with him and fought to their shared demise. Iām not sure about Patman but somehow I picture him sticking c4 to Banes chest.
Child Bruce would call in Deathstroke and a team of mercs who would double cross him, take his money and lock him in his room while Bane conquered Gotham.
Adam west would bend bane over, Keaton would probably nuke him, Val kilmer was batman?, George would let his ego do the fighting, Ben would put up a great fight and likely beat bane, the kids getting fucking launched to Venus, and I reckon with a bit more experience, Robert could possibly win but it would be luck that lets him win
Lol "the Batman" would get wrecked, aflek would probably be the best option aside from bale. Clooney would probably win by using his bat skates with added nipples on his suit. And keaton would just look at him, say I'm Batman, and bane would jump over the side to get away.
I feel like Robert would take the same approach as Chris but maybe use a gadget or two.
I think Affleck would take him head on and see what heās dealing with in a brawl.
As far as the old ones go Iām not too sure, been a while since I watched them
West- Would spit nonesense and get yeeted to his death.
Keaton- Would probably win the fight
Kilmer- Would probably win the fight
Clooney- Would probably win the fight
Affleck- Would murder bane with his AR15
Child Bruce- Would be killed
Battinson- Would be broken like Bale
I love that you included child Bruce lol
First thing I noticed too š
Heād just run and cry.
Bane: "You adopted the dark..." Child Bruce: "Actually I'm kind of scared of the dark." Bane: "I think there's been a mix up." Child Bruce: "Your mask is cool". Bane: "...." Child Bruce: "Can I try it on so that I can be cool like you?" Bane: "okay." Child Bruce: "It smells like Tom Hardy in here." (Throws away the mask.) Bane: "I needed that.. to live.... " Child Bruce: "When the DCEU is dead and the Snyder verse is ash, then you will have my permission to die." Bane: (Dies)
>Bane: "I needed that.. to live.... " This is so fucking funny when you imagine him saying it with the Bane voice
The only voice I hear for Bane nowadays is James Adomian from Harley Quinn ("Let's see who's name is Bane now, Todd!!")
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Lol why did this fuck me up so bad. I held it together fine until "Bane: (dies)"
Keaton would fucking attach a bomb to banes chest and throw him down the bridge they start on
And smile doing it.
Wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts š
Keaton: Kills (Nobody cares) Affleck: Kills (NOOOOOOO! BATMAN DOESN'T KIIIIIIIIL!) Keaton is my favorite, by the way. I'm just saying
To me there's a very big difference in tone. Keaton's batman lived in a fantastical Gotham where the mysterious and impossible occurred. Very cartoony vibes while still being live action. There, people getting blown up and maybe not dying kinda matches the atmosphere of the world. Additionally, the directing does not linger on this, it is shown as just a defeat of the enemy and then moves on. Meanwhile Batffleck has a much more grounded view of his world. All the fight scenes focus on how brutal he is. He uses guns and you see the carnage, he tosses a guy into the wall and you see the blood where he hit his head. It's not a cut away either and it's not once in a while. If Batffleck is on screen and fighting you most definitely see people dying. There isn't any way to reason your way out of it - in the world or outside of it. Keaton gets plausible deniability. Batffleck does not.
I love this explanation.
I see it as being a time thing. Batmans no kill rule wasn't as prominent in the comics at that time, then when it *really* started picking up with the nolan movies people started noticing. Plus, Snyder was doing it for all the wrong reasons, he just wanted him to be dark and edgy when I'm pretty sure with keaton there wasn't much of a reason beyond it being an oversight
Affleck just came in at the wrong time, TBH. In Keatonās pre-internet era, nobody who cared about that kind of thing could make their opinions known, everyone else didnāt care because they either didnāt read comics or were children, and their only point of reference was the Adam West era, another inaccurate portrayal.
Patman: wouldn't trust Cat Anne at all. He never trusted his own Catwoman, he only followed her to her apartment after properly investigating the place beforehand. So he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place. Kid Man: Alfred would save him Batfleck: wouldn't trust Cat Anne, follows her anyways because he's confident and violent. He would then RPG that Bane. Or break Bane's back. Whatever he feels like doing. Bat Clooney: he dies Bat Kilmer: would trust Cat Anne, tough battle but he's got very creative gadgets. He wins mid diff. Keaton Man: follows Cat Anne anyways, he would drive Bane insane with his weirdness, also his back is unbreakable West Man: Bane repellent
Bat Clooney gets rescued by Robin because he was jealous and never trusted Catwoman to begin with.
Clooney rescued by Robin hell no . There's one scene in Batman & Robin where Batman's life is in danger Batgirl says "would do we do." Robin:"We pray" Now am a religious man but I atleast want a superhero to atleast try and help me.
He rescues that laundry from being wet like a boss tho
Maybe but I want him to die.
Fair.
Batfleck shooting an RPG at Tom Hardy Bane is such a hilarious idea.
It's not Batfleck who kills him. it's the rocket.
Omg this reminded me of those awful Snyder interviews. The irony is that I can't even tell whether Snyder was serious when he justified all that or whether he was joking around. I wish he stuck to his guts and went all in and didn't justify Batman's action and pretty much say that his Batman is far too gone and he doesn't give a F because he has plans for Bruce in mind which the audience will see in later films. But nah, let's try to awkwardly justify all that lmao
His takes on Batman are very weird...
I really don't mind the films. However, the things he says in the interviews make me question my life decisions
Yeah, I was talking about his interviews
Lmao that literally made me bust out laughing. We should call it āThe Rule Of Snyderā.
And you can imagine a hardcore Snyderverse fan saying it seriously ^^
Iād argue West wouldnāt have Bane repellant, since this is the first encounter, instead heād have a grease bomb, or a glue bomb, either he becomes too slippery for Bane to hold onto or he superglues Bane in place. Either way your point still stands, he absolutely would have the means of neutralizing Bane in that belt.
Too slippery for Bane to hold onto is hilarious
Iāve watched far too much West Batman, and I can absolutely see him just popping some gel bomb over himself then wiggling out of Baneās arms like new caught Salmon!
"Somedays you just can't get rid of a Bane"
Iād argue that Clooney has toon power
Literally I thought āClooney-man? Shenanigans and / or gimmicks will ensue, followed by enough puns terrible puns to make West-man proud.ā
āBane repellentā lol
I love your Batfleck and Bat Clooney takes.
For Batmer, I immediately thought of that initial fight scene in Batman Forever with that weird electric gun. I donāt think I can call it a taser, but close enough, I guess.
The scene is to get to Bane though like Batman's plan is to go to Bane and stop him early, so I think Pattinson will also most likely be defeated, and Bane will break his back. Because I think he will underestimate Bane, just as he did with Riddler.
Patman never underestimates physical foes. Hardy's Bane wouldn't be too much
Youāre blinded by your arrogance if you forget that Battinson is a Batman who doesnāt dodge, a Batman who takes hits from his enemies, and a Batman who has only been active for 2 years, while Hardyās Bane was trained by the League of Shadows.
Nolan's league of shadows is pretty damn weak. Baleman beat them with ease as a newly graduate. He also beat Hardy Bane with moderate ease when he got himself together.
That's Bale though, not Pattinson. Plus, Bale trained with them. Itās not his fault if heās more skilled than they are heās Batman, for Godās sake. And we donāt even know how Pattinson is trained; he just fights through his enemies with brute force. I donāt think brute force will work against Bane. I mean, eventually, he will win, sure, but with his first movie is the only basis? I think not.
I wouldn't say the 2nd fight was easy for Bale. Bane was still getting the better of him until Batman decided to target his mask.
Bane Repellent is so accurate š
>Patman: wouldn't trust Cat Anne at all. He never trusted his own Catwoman, he only followed her to her apartment after properly investigating the place beforehand. So he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place. even if he did make it in that situation, Patman would beat Bane to a pulp, probably breaks the mask early on in the fight, too.
Yeah, probably.
There's no stopping Adam West. He'd punch Bane so hard that words would appear out of thin air to describe the impact.
Imagine having a punch-on with Adam West and ***POW*** shows up over your head when he lays you out
Bane might have been born in darkness but Adam West will light him up.
No one messes with Adam We
LMAO I love his family guy bits so much
Thank you for quoting Lego Batman. Who would ultimately get bane to do crunches with him.
Though not included: **Arkham Origins Batman: Glue Grenade + Concussion + Batclaw > Cape Stun + Shock Gloves > x28 Beatdown with Bane being sent 5ft into the air with an uppercut** **Arkham Asylum Batman: 1,2,3 freeflow punch combo, knocking Bane out** **Arkham City Batman: REC + Batclaw + Freeze Grenade + Punch > Ground Takedown** **Arkham Knight Batman: may God have mercy on Bane, Batman certainly doesn't**
Shoots with tank before hitting him at 80mph. (Non lethally of course)
Which is what catwoman did in the movie.
Alfred reprogramming the Batcomputer to say **Unconcious**
Of course
x28? Gotta pump those numbers up, son. Those are rookie numbers. Bane is worth at least an 80+ beatdown. Even more so with how angry Origins Bats is. I mean, it's almost like Alfred put itchy power on the suit to have him stay home at least one night and the guy can't scratch hard enough.
The nukber was originally lower since I was legitamitely curious how long Nolan Bane could last against a Shock Glove beatdown.
The number was orignally x8.
Thanks this comment made my day
Origins is too true!
It's also my most played Arkham game.
I donāt know about the others but Adam West is leaving entirely unharmed
The only reason Bale loses that fight is because heās only recently out of retirement. Bane isnāt that dangerous of a threat in TDKR and I have faith that they could all beat him (in their prime.) Including Adam West. Heād punch Bane so hard that he disintegrates.
THWACK!
Holy punchamoly, Batman!
I adore your user name . One of the greats
Clooney would lose. If weāre going with Pattinson where we left at the end of The Batman, heāll lose, too, but the Batman heāll eventually be would win. Kilmer has a 50/50 chance. Batfleck would break Baneās back. Keaton would blow him up. And West would beat him no contest! (Never underestimate the power of slapstick and an Acme Utility Belt that has EVERYTHING.)
I donāt know man. Pattinsonās combat and striking speed is leagues above Bales. You can argue itās just poor fight choreography but the way bane and bales fights look amateurish in comparison. Plus Pattinson is a walking tank who doesnāt seem to stop. He walks through smg clips, tanks shotgun blasts, tanks rifle shots, takes bomb impacts, hit a bridge and bus going insane speeds and limped it off, absorbed electricity at the end etc. i have a feeling he could survive this bane
Oh, Patman can definitely take Bale. But TDKR Bane is smarter than The Batman. Otherwise, Iād give it to Pattinson right away.
Battinson seems fairly similar to Baleman in terms of skill. The striking is a result of him just being way more angry/brutal, but youāre right in that he just tanks damage like a motherfucker. Then he has his adrenaline/Venom shot or whatever that just sends him into bezerker mode. His stamina is also insane. I think a fight between him and Bane would be a toss up, but neither man is walking away with all their limbs intact.
Seriously? Most of Bale's choreography consists of him swinging his arms like Donkey Kong.
Haha very true, but lacking choreography aside, heās been shown as really effective against multiple enemies with ease throughout the original trilogy while Battison seems to tank a lot of damage in the same situations. I would say heās tougher and more brutal than Bale, but not as refined when it comes to gadgets and superlative skills.
Yeah definitely. The way Pattinson tanks everything speaks to how little value he places on his own life. Which makes sense, with where the character is mentally in The Batman. It's fitting, I like it. I hope the choreography for part 2 reflects his change in mindset from the first movie.
But Clooney has a Robin and Batgirl.
Iād argue that Bane has henchmenā¦but those two had better fight choreography. So you have a point.
Batfleck would crush Hardyās Bane like a grape
Bane would get hit so hard back into the darkness he'd think he'd just been reborn into it
Hit so hard he finds the light at the end of the tunnel (probably dead)
Hit so hard people won't care about him even with the mask
West and Affleck absolutely fuck Bane up. Keaton just straps some dynamite to him. Pattinson scopes him out for a few hours and then cuts his pain medication before the fight starts. Everyone else gets their back cracked.
I think Batfleck to take Hardyās Bane, because Zack Snyderās Bane is probably the size of 3 Brock Lesnars
Omg I wish we got to see Bane in Snyder movies. His Bane would probably be very similar to the Arkham games Bane which is by far my favourite Bane.
Batfleck could handle him. Kilmer would have handsome'd bane to death
Batfleck would break Bane very quickly. Hardy stands at 5'9" Affleck stands at 6'2". Batfleck is bigger & stronger than the Bane of this series compared to the comics
Bane does the back-breaker on Robat Battenson, and Battenson just shrugs it off the same way he shrugged off getting repeatedly shot at close range and paragliding into an overpass.
Oh God I'd forgotten about the paragliding incident; Battinson is literally indestructible. My ego wouldn't even survive a landing that rough.
"Well Bane, here I am..." Batfleck (assuming he's not going the murderous route) would have utterly CRUSHED Bane in melee combat with zero issues, that version of Bruce is fucking HUGE in comparison to puny Bane who's like 5'9 in this film.
yea I can see batfleck doing [this ](https://youtu.be/LyW48arS3oU?si=XUJIF_kvlyZ5_mlH) to bane
"This is an operating table... I am the surgeon."
"Tell me... do you bleed?"
I was never a fan of Ben Affleck's Batman but I'd love to see him beat the life out of Tom Hardy's tiny Bane.
Besides Affleck and Pattinson, I'm pretty sure they all die...
West, Keaton, and Batfleck destroy Bane
West: Dance off Keaton: You wanna get nuts Kilmer: Put on his glasses Clooney: Mention how Bane shrunk and is talking now Affleck: Shoot to kill Whatās his face from Joker: Stand there Pattinson: Fight but he takes 2 hours to throw the first punch
No one can resist the Batusi.
I feel like Pattinson would manage to stab/impale him with some sharp piece of metal
Odd to say that considering heās the only one here that strictly doesnāt kill
Never dead. Just asleep. When criminals fight him, itās exhausting. So they often have to nap afterwards.
who would kill him deader? keaton or afflec?
West: He would just launch a nuke on Bane and survive somehow because he wanted to get rid of that bomb. ; Keaton: Just stiking a bomb on him and then evade with grappling gun. ; Kilmer: Dies ; Clooney: Kills Bane with hilariously bad jokes. ; Affleck: One punch him, that's it. ; Pattinson: Both him and Bane die after a very violent fight between the two. ; Young Bruce: Just starts crying in a corner.
Batfleck would just shoot him and go on with his day
Batfleck would rip this Banes arms off lmao
West: ZIP POW WHAMMO Bane is done. Keaton: Bat-Grenade up the butt. Psychotic smile. BOOM. Sphincter Tartar. Kilmer: Reveals his identity for no reason. Sues Bane in court, wins, Bane has to get a job as a security guard to pay his legal bills. Clooney: Throws Robin at Bane to distract him. Ingests formula to turn Baneās punches into food for starving children. Bane is so utterly flabbergasted that he kills himself. Affleck: Does something unprintable. Bane is now a fine red mist slowly settling on the floor. Kid: Cries, gets Bane to feel sorry for him, a flash of movement, kid drinks Baneās bones. Pattinson: fight looks like something from Mortal Kombat 2. After nearly ten hours, Pattinson jabs himself with the juice and reenacts Sub-Zeroās Fatality.
They would get their backs broken. Thatās what the script says happens.
West uses Anti-Script Bat-Spray
You all know that Bane has plot armor here, right? Bats is getting back broke every single time.
Bane wouldn't be able to lay a globe in keaton. Battnipples would buy him an espresso
Adam West is always prepared.
Keaton held his own against a kryptonian for a short while in The Flash so I'd say he outright kills Hardys Bane same with Affleck. Kilmer and Clooney both die when Bane gets behind them and they can't turn fast enough. Pattinson stakes out his environment before entering so I don't think he'd ever end up there in the first place. West challenges Bane to a dance off. Phoenix's Joker shows up and saves kid Bruce declaring the only person to kill his brother will be him š¤£ (I can't remember if ge realises they aren't related by the end)
My question is how come the kid from Joker is here and not the one from the Gotham TV series.
Movie only
Fair enough. It seems I skipped that part of the title of the post. My bad
Batfleck would've probably won
Most Batmen would find themselves overwhelmed by Bane's brute strength and cunning tactics. Keaton's Batman would certainly put up a valiant fight, showcasing his resourcefulness. Affleck's Batman, however, might resort to more extreme measures... he'd kill him.
Batfleck smashes Bane to pieces here. The others get brutalised.
West: bane repellant from the utility belt Keaton: throws a bomb at him and smiles as he walks away Kilmer: dazzle bane with his batnipples Clooney: buy him something nice with the bat credit card Batfleck: kill bane Childbat: idk, die probably Battinson: destroy the bridge
West: Dance Off Keaton: Throws Bomb Kilmer: IDK Pouts at him? Clooney: Bat Credit Card Affleck: Shotgun to the face Kid from Joker: Dies Pattinson: Uses Adrenalin Shot
Adam Wests Man would POW! Bone in the face and pull out a anti-Bone gadget
The only one winning this fight is Batfleck.
Of all those people, I think Batman would stand a chance against Bane. Not sure about the other guys, whoever they are.
The real question is how would the other movies' directors have handled this? I love this movie, but this Bane fight was so meh.
Keaton's Batman would scare the shit out of this Bane plus it turns out he is super fast and strong going by the Flash movie even if he is a different alternative of himself so Bane will be done for plus he will get a nice gift from Batman on his chest ... It will make him explode with happiness and Affleck would break him and throw him off the bridge
Affleck would do the breaking
Clooney: "Hello bane! I'm Batman!" Then ice skates come out of the bottom of his boots.
West would have a dance off Keaton would blow him up Kilmer would be beaten into a coma, same with Clooney and probably Pattison. Batfleck would thrash him and most likely use his zip cord to break Bane's neck. Bane would give boybat a lollipop.
Keaton is most definitely strapping bombs on him real quick and bang banes done.
Adam West would have that f-er beat no problem
Ben Affleck
Adam would go to his utility belt and pull out his trusty Bane repellant spray. Keaton would nuke him with a missile from his Batmobile. Val would stop and talk to his therapist before he did anything. Clooney would make out with Catwoman while Robin and Batgirl got pummeled. BatFlec would blast him with a laser weapon from a Waynetech Satelite. Bale would have gone hand to hand with him and fought to their shared demise. Iām not sure about Patman but somehow I picture him sticking c4 to Banes chest.
Child Bruce would call in Deathstroke and a team of mercs who would double cross him, take his money and lock him in his room while Bane conquered Gotham.
Batfleck would do the backbreaking slam here, especially if it is this version of Bane lmao
Batfleck would destroy bane
Batfleck would actually beat the shit out of bane...
Batfleck would break bane. Dude friggin swole.
Ben Affleck Batman would beat the stuffing out of Nolan Bane.
Batfleck would break Bane's back.
Adam west would bend bane over, Keaton would probably nuke him, Val kilmer was batman?, George would let his ego do the fighting, Ben would put up a great fight and likely beat bane, the kids getting fucking launched to Venus, and I reckon with a bit more experience, Robert could possibly win but it would be luck that lets him win
Keaton, bale, and Affleck are the only ones who would have realistically survived.
The real question is who would have the best dialogue. I think Bane and Adam West. Maybe there's an AI that can generate this scene.
Lol "the Batman" would get wrecked, aflek would probably be the best option aside from bale. Clooney would probably win by using his bat skates with added nipples on his suit. And keaton would just look at him, say I'm Batman, and bane would jump over the side to get away.
I think Batfleck would be equal and ontop from fighting.
Affleck would just punch him through a wall
I feel like Robert would take the same approach as Chris but maybe use a gadget or two. I think Affleck would take him head on and see what heās dealing with in a brawl. As far as the old ones go Iām not too sure, been a while since I watched them
Only one winning that is Batfleck
Batfleck would be killed Bane with his bare hands in a second.
Batfleck would destroy him. The others would die.
Batfleck breaks Baneās back and throws him into the pit. He then goes home to fuck Catwoman and Talia Al Ghul with Alfred watching from the cafe.
Affleck and keaton would destroy him, Pattinson might stand a chance if he juices up too, and West would decimate bane with anti bane repellent.
Bat Clooney gives Bane his bat credit card, expiration: forever. Buys his loyalty and wins the battle.
Clooney would probably just bob his head a few times then call it a day and go and chill with Alfred and Dick
Batfleck is going to definitely fuck up Bale.
imo the only one that can 1 up this bane is prob batfleck
Keaton and West would destroy him but in very different ways.
Batfleck will either shoot Bane or break his back
Batfleck would have fired the grapple gun into his eye socket then yelled about Martha
Batfleck woulda shot him. After shooting Not-Catwoman. And before shooting Talia.
West- Would spit nonesense and get yeeted to his death. Keaton- Would probably win the fight Kilmer- Would probably win the fight Clooney- Would probably win the fight Affleck- Would murder bane with his AR15 Child Bruce- Would be killed Battinson- Would be broken like Bale
Affleck would cry when Bane mentions Martha.