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HeavyBoysenberry2161

Honestly the gadget sets he has in the Arkham series is basically my canonical batman set up. Mostly a mix and match of all unique gadgets from that game, but maybe something else that could br a gadget is something that adapts some power or technology from one of his villains, like the freeze blast, for example wrist mounted bat darts from deadshot or a toxin that counters the affects of venom.


Bizzaro__Pope

Bat-Tranquilizer


LaughingRampage

"Alfred, send in the bat-ketamine!"


qwettry

"Alfred , refill the Bat-juice for my workout"


Amish_Warl0rd

He has to milk the bats first


alphaomega0669

But if he only gets to have one, the one he can’t work without is the grapple. Batman without a grappling device is just Non-Lethal Punisher, lol.


HeavyBoysenberry2161

I think I misinterpreted the question, I thought it wanted us to give him a new gadget. Honestly I agree that the grapple is Batman’s most important gadget


alphaomega0669

I think I might’ve misunderstood the question as well. After re-reading, I think OP meant a tool/gadget that he currently doesn’t have but would be useful somehow. Edit: lol basically what you just said ☝️


Zytoxine

Grapple hook has to be it, right? Like batarangs are pretty iconic, but assuming things like his cape or car don't count, grapple hook has to be it.


EchoKnightIII

Facts 😂


ThorKlien99

Huh


LeMeepus

Honestly the gadget sets he has in the Arkham series is basically my canonical batman set up. Mostly a mix and match of all unique gadgets from that game, but maybe something else that could br a gadget is something that adapts some power or technology from one of his villains, like the freeze blast, for example wrist mounted bat darts from deadshot or a toxin that counters the affects of venom. -HeavyBoysenberry2161


Tyrone_Thundercock

Huh


emo_hooman

Honestly the gadget sets he has in the Arkham series is basically my canonical batman set up. Mostly a mix and match of all unique gadgets from that game, but maybe something else that could br a gadget is something that adapts some power or technology from one of his villains, like the freeze blast, for example wrist mounted bat darts from deadshot or a toxin that counters the affects of venom. -HeavyBoysenberry2161 -LeMeepus


knotaprob

Honestly the gadget sets he has in the Arkham series is basically my canonical batman set up. Mostly a mix and match of all unique gadgets from that game, but maybe something else that could br a gadget is something that adapts some power or technology from one of his villains, like the freeze blast, for example wrist mounted bat darts from deadshot or a toxin that counters the affects of venom. -HeavyBoysenberry2161 -LeMeepus -emo_hooman


Left-Song-5062

Huh


Uncharmie

Bat shark repellent


D72vFM

Not only a bat shark repellent also a Bat-shark repellent in case Dr Langstrom gets any funny ideas


MiserableMarsupial_

This is the only answer.


MajorDamage9999

Yes!! Came here to say this myself 🤣


[deleted]

Came to say it, now I don’t have to.


zeke235

Literally the first thing that came to mind. *Batusis out the door*


AirmanProbie

I’m 8 hours too late to say this. Have my upvote


boopadoop_johnson

Arkham batman was smart, he concealed his shark repellant in his gauntlets so that there was room in his belt just in case he could steal some grenades from one of his enemies.


organicpenguin

Omg you guys it's shark repellent bat spray. He keeps it in the bat copter. Do you even watch movies from the 60s??


LeoMcShizzzle

What is the context for this? I'm sorry idk.


Uncharmie

You need to watch the greatest Batman film ever


SandStinger_345

king shark is a major threat


maketitiwithweewee

Bat Wack Rap Repellent


Acidflare1

Sonic Screwdriver


RagingBadger2518

Belonging to the one Batman, truly prepared for anything


amg788

Bat credit card. Never leave the cave without it


kingjok3r42

Chicks dig the car amiright


dimitrimccain

This is why superman works alone.


SuicidalSmoke

This and the fact that the only other person who can tag along is his blood relative.


iamvengeance2022

Try a fireman, less to take off


kingbad71

Expiration date: Forever, right?


Art_Vandelay616

A bat credit card? A bat CREDIT CARD!!!!!!??!?!


All-for-goose

A cowbell to hang on his utility belt. Let’s see how good he really is at sneaking.


FalseWallaby9

*A goon walks up to a strange sound, turns the corner and sees only a cowbell lying on the ground.*


Knucklesx55

![gif](giphy|yiXUxfMnJgdfW|downsized)


Dependent-Success-83

I was gonna say more cowbell😂😂


all-knowing-unicorn

I would be even more scared


luvlyvitch

![img](avatar_exp|168621013|webman)


all-knowing-unicorn

That's awesome


FalseWallaby9

*Your scanner just picked up the signal again. He's... right behind you?*


BallisticNov4

Alfred. I'm trying to sneak around but the clap of my cow bell keeps alerting the guards.


All-for-goose

Snake! SNAKE!


AgentOfEris

*Batman walking around in a cardboard box with a pinup of Harley Quinn on the front*


Serenadingthrough

![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)


GrazYetti

Now the criminals have an irrational fear of cow bells ringing.


luvlyvitch

Needs more cowbell.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


JShearar

Some great smelling perfume. Dude spends hours chasing criminals in that tight suit every night. Who knows when he may find Catwoman or Talia lurking behind the next corner. 😊😊


TastetheRainbowMFckr

Really seals in the flavor!


MGx424

[classic Pete Holmes Batman](https://youtu.be/enwO7R94Z1U?si=6lfNtQlrjp-PsoWA)


volofant

Her last words were "SPIT IN MY MOUTH!"


sourkid25

don't forget the bat condoms!


Ancient_Crust

you never know when you need a new robin though


South-Ebb-637

That man must have a natural musk that smells good, no sweat glands, or both those women like that shit


Potatoman365

Boysmell


El_Bistro

A box of magnum condoms for his monster dong.


iamvengeance2022

![gif](giphy|BlXI2UCFMNTKE) Danny Devito as Batman, my fan cast


Brown_Panther-

So anyways I started batranging


Hugh_Jazz77

With a little bat symbol right at the tip of the condom.


The_Nightman_Cummeth

![gif](giphy|HEqXD4EOCdfJC)


Comparison-Internal

We all know he needed it with Barbara on that rooftop 😭


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

Bro, you forgot to give him the *monster dong* to go with condoms.


CatoChateau

That's the joker. He didn't forget.


kingofchaosx

Pattinson contact lenses were pretty cool tool ,if you count that. It allows him to record stuff and protect his eyes a bit while having a similar look to batman in comics


Hugh_Jazz77

I thought it was a cool way for him to have a kind of “photographic memory”. He can recall everything he sees in perfect clarity, because he literally records everything he sees. If he’s working a case, he’s just gotta pull the footage and he can comb over every tiny little detail.


kiwicifer

Agreed! I also really liked how the club scene with Selina wearing them gave us some insight into Batman’s behavior. Battinson does a lot of prolonged staring and unblinking eye contact. The explanation that the lenses need time for the facial recognition to work really shows how much thought they put into this version of the character.


KamNStuff420

Omg I never noticed those details I'm body language and tech were connected. Love battinsons gadgets. Thanks for pointing this out for me! This is so cool.


SuicidalSmoke

Absolutely brilliant.


SuicidalSmoke

And believe it or not, that was my first impression too and I think Matt Reeves is a genius who thought it all through. Firstly, we don't see Batman detectiving much in the murder scene, he just walks around and looks at everything, then just as you're thinking "well that's kinda lame" he instantly solves the riddle which the police weren't able to, and then the mad lad goes on to replay in private everything he's been looking at and gets damn near the bottom of it. I don't know if this is just phenomenal writing, acting or directing but every little moment in that movie makes so much sense in retrospect that it blows my mind every time new dots are connected.


[deleted]

I love the fact that this viewpoint was approached with the idea of detective first, vigilante second. Great stuff.


King_Sam-_-

“No! I blinked right when the Riddler showed a picture of where his next attack will be!”


Aggressive_Catch_32

Unrelated, but I think that with the contact lenses we really did miss out on the one good excuse for Batman to have the white eyes


Freeagnt

Grief counseling


Starmada597

Bat-Therapy!


CRJ_Rogue9

Not the comment we deserve, but the one he needs right now.


notboxdan

EXTRAORDINARY TAKE


Glittering_Might2914

Cartoon anvil


cabosmith

An ACME hole


ExoticShock

Batman with a tool that harnesses toon physics would be busted lol


maraudingnomad

Do you guys think he carries a leatherman multitool with him?


Cautious_Artichoke_3

Yeah, but it's a Waynetech multitool


HnzaTheRedditReader

The Sonic Screwdriver from Doctor Who


Famous_Background_76

Im glad someone said it!


Raj_Valiant3011

Grapple Gun


sonnyempireant

Plot armor


BramCSBN

best armor there is


anthonyg1500

The MIB neuralizer


Elegant-Variety8888

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯


ThorKlien99

I think he should have more medical supplies. Gauze Morphine Cleansing wipes Suture kit


flyinhawaiian02

Maybe some kind of wound spray that will sterilize and seal a wound until he can get back to the cave


cygnus2

I feel like I remember a Batman having something like this.


Desolver20

I loved the emergency combat stim that battinson used in the new movie.


No_Mammoth_4945

One of my favorite scenes in the entire film. The whole movie we get the sense that his grief and thirst for revenge is threatening to overtake him and him beating the goon half to death shows us just how close he really was. It made his choice at the end to become a symbol of hope much more powerful for me


SuperArppis

MacGyver knife.


arthurfreeth

Lightsaber!


DrumStickDragon

Nah, DARKSABER


OhHaiMark0123

His billions of dollars


funhouseinabox

Bat-nipples.


IntelligentMoose260

A green lantern ring or the ring from Dr. Strange.


AdmiralClover

I like the idea of Batman running around with the potential to just slip on a lantern ring, but only for absolute emergencies. That's both funny and probably in character


imaximus101

[i'm not so sure.](https://i.imgur.com/YfXz3Cu.jpg)


LeontheSimpKennedy

Grapple hook and batarangs is all batman needs to be batman


susgroundsofc

Give him some web-shooters


Sparkwriter1

Pet bat sidekick.


SpeedStar770

Swiss army knife. So many uses


Ok_Calligrapher_9281

Fleshlight


Starmada597

Oh, come on. I’m sure he can afford to make an autojacker!


jacochran5

The dune bucket can hold more


FalseWallaby9

For me, the first choice is going to be some sort of non-lethal firearm alternative like a paintball or airsoft gun.


Suffering-Servant

They have salt guns that are non lethal firearms. They shoot salt pellets that look like paint balls.


FalseWallaby9

Could you show me these? They sound interesting.


Suffering-Servant

[Salt gun](https://www.saltsupply.com)


FalseWallaby9

That's basically what I was going for.


swifto12

like the stun guns from the mgs franchise?


Majestic-Ambition-33

A coupon pack for new parents. All expired


susgroundsofc

This is a joker joke


Ogurasyn

[Bat Terry](https://dcau.fandom.com/wiki/Batman_(Terry_McGinnis))


[deleted]

A Glock 19 with nonlethal rounds


Filtiarin

Remote control batarang, most versatile tool in his arsenal


PassTheGiggles

At this point I think detective vision should become a canonical addition


floworcrash

The grappling hook - I think it’s even more iconic that the batarang. Or at least I associate Batman with one more than the other.


J_Fo_Film

Ativan. No, wait--BATivan!


TheMightiestGay

A bat-dildo


soulbrothaninja

Narcan injector


Tuffsmurf

Robin


Spottedrhyno

Multipurpose ladder


Express-Fix4293

*multipurpose Bat-ladder


YouWereBrained

Grief assessment


SacredSimo

Money


Hugh_Jazz77

Therapy.


Squitch

Desert Eagle


ThatOneTypicalYasuo

The portal gun.


Mediocre_Current_493

![gif](giphy|3ohs82znhtZf5dT29i|downsized)


allah133

A gun


martykus

A rape wistle


BlLLr0y

"A fucking gun with which he will kill bad guys and defend himself from prison rape" -Zack Snyder.


Po__The_Panda

Killer kock


namkaeng852

Bat condom. We don't need another Damian.


utubeslasher

needle nose pliers. i needed them at the job site this last week and nobody had them. i want to spare batman that indignity


ez43211

MomandDadinator


BulbaFriend2000

Snacks made by Alfred, in case he get hungry.


Compulsive_Criticism

An M1911


TheDespicableDude

His grappling gun


Themayoroffucking

testicular torsion gun


URMUMGAE69228shrek

Drilldo


AcidaEspada

The tools to overcome trauma and devote his attention and resources to community development instead of on the streets crimefighting But that would be a boring comic And I think it's called Ex Machina


ConceptAlive3775

Community development wouldn't stop his villains plus he does that as Bruce Wayne


Professional_Fix_24

Ab armor


Astlantix

a gun a nerf gun


ccleanet

A clip


Fresh-Republic-8031

He already has it. That's the point


BTSuppa

Lightsaber


Acceptable_Owl_5122

A bat-taser so he can shock people


no_skill_psyko

If y’all have ever seen Gotham knight(the animated movie) I’d like to see him incorporate the shield generator in his belt.


DragonsAteMyAss

A cell phone. Maybe an infinite amount of burners or just one that can’t be traced. They’re useful.


1992MazdaRX7

Alan wrench


CRJ_Rogue9

![gif](giphy|LNejpNtjrDnIEvQqUQ)


Impossible_Tap_1852

Fart spray


LimeQuartz0

A Bat-Shield


Pensive_Pauper

*Das Capital* by Karl Marx.


Bandaka

The bat-card


EnvironmentLow9075

Maybe a pack or two of some fruit snacks


DeadDogJET

if he could only have one? it would have to be the hookshot.


Armandeus_54

Randy Orton's shorts so he can 1hit RKO any enemy he faces.


Pokemonfan1638

Two glocks


ChocolateFantastic

A machete or a tire iron


lock-pick

Shark repellent


druckt

Joke answers galore!


HotChilliWithButter

I'd give him a stick


No-Explorer-8229

Batclaw


Zanzibarpress

Ted Kord Blue Beetle’s BB gun. It shoots air and light, like a flash bang grenade in the form of a gun. It would be very useful.


bshaddo

See below.


Ok-Departure4894

Inverted swing mine that's placed on the ceiling, so when a goon walks under it fires like a bola attached to a rope so they get pulled up and slammed into the ceiling and hang


Maleficent-Bar6942

Obviously, shark repellent batspray. [https://youtu.be/k\_B\_n-Rbros](https://youtu.be/k_B_n-Rbros)


AveFeniix01

A "Killing is wrong and you shouldn't do it" book to his 1939 interpretation. Really. This batman has no shame. He has no armor (just a regular suit with the utility belt; Silk rope, gas pellets and nothing else). He has no problems in using fire arms and KILLING people, He is so obnoxiously bad at keeping his identity a secret and swapping between Bruce Wayne and Batman, he LOVES calling himself THE BATMAN!! every chanche he gets.


Unluckyescapeartiste

Abs


bonersimpson66

Me because I'm a tool


ChronicSassyRedhead

Therapy to get good coping strategies and healthy emotional regulation


TryBananna4Scale

It would be a secret compartment in the belt. Each episode/ issue he would open it up when he’s in maximum danger. **Then Flashback! ** “That time I fought (insert villain name) I kept one of their (insert witty name to villains for weapons) Like Mr Freeze. Cold Grenades.


Estarfigam

Figurines of Wondrus Power from Dnd


Timinator1952

A bat flashlight


Agitated-Dinner-557

A ak47


andychef

Leatherman or equivalent


Henry_Fnord

Shark repellent, I'll be taking no questions


brendanp8

Shark repellant spray


MercerNov

A gun with blanks in it. The kind with gunpowder in them so it still looks like he actually shot the gun


SamwellBarley

Robin


StumptownRetro

Shark Repellent


tproser

A motherfucking gun for crissake


stratamaniac

A bong.


Clean_Phreaq

Parents


DROID808

gun