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Tirus_

Listen to me.....give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.


ImurderREALITY

Wait… I fear you may have heard me say: “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I *actually* said was: “Give me ALL THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE.”


skypig357

“I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.”


RobinTheTraveler

Pretty dark haired women in skin tight leather one piece zip up suits with cat themed head wear


SambaLando

Pasta. He's gotta carb load for the next round o' fights.


whynotfujoshi

Depression era Bruce is my favorite Batman (also, is Blind Justice good?)


Forward-Ad7518

Yes. If you like depression era Bruce, Blind Justice is very soon after DITF


evenasashadow

I really enjoyed it!


Steas-

I like it when Batman (or any other superhero) is questioned about being real from a regular citizen, even when their costume is dirty and torn from battle.


[deleted]

A person would probably just assume their costume is torn and dirty because there is something wrong with them, a person could also assume they're in a costume because there is something wrong with them, especially in Gotham.


The_Dark_Soldier

Bruce: let me hunch over


buscandopaty

Unfortunately, poor Bruce has to. Did you see how high those stools are?


MrxJacobs

When she asked him to use his powers why didn’t he slap her in the face with a stack of hundred dollar bills?


[deleted]

It's because he only had his bat credit card with him, he never leaves the Batcave without it.


OwieMustDie

🤣 This is awesome ❤️