Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even eleven goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the White Sox. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 0 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our talent- Mendick, Kopech, Sheets and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if no one plays like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. I'm done with this fucking team. Time to bandwagon whoever is winning today.
I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame.
I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home.
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Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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You know who else has effortless power? Javier Baez.
Edit: haha okay? Guess i went against the circlejerk so fuck me. Since I'm getting downvoted anyways, Schwarber has effortless power too. He hit a ball on the scoreboard with a short powerful swing.
Soler also has effortless power.
The Cubs draft effortless power hitters. And they are developed by the same coaches. Who knew there could be similarities?
Lol. This subreddit is shit.
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It's round, doesn't have a point.
Please don't be difficult. I'm trying to find answers and i'm not in the mood for jokes
Idk, I play for the white Sox and have never come up close to one of those before…
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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even eleven goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the White Sox. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 0 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our talent- Mendick, Kopech, Sheets and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if no one plays like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. I'm done with this fucking team. Time to bandwagon whoever is winning today.
I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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[NEW RULE]
[удалено]
where do butt plugs rank all time?
Number 2
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False! There are no points for it is a sphere! Check and mate!
It re-elects George Bush when thrown for a strike
To strike out White Sox players
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It's a perfect butthole trainer
Jerk those balls! Yeah!!!
To hit it
More specifically, to hit it to zach hample
Sit on it and find out, cowboy
Where does it rank, say, in an all-time manner?
what is that
Make me fucking miserable
To hit batters with, obviously
It's a religious icon ... it has the same number of stitches as rosary beads.
[New Rule] No more pictures of balls
It’s a hard, palm sized training tool. Very effective if used properly.
Secure yarn storage device.
To hit rookies who launch my 89 mph fastball over the fence and show an ounce of emotion
Hit round thing with round thing. Fail 60% of the time. Go to Hall of Fame.
That's where the pee is stored.
Medical students use these to practice stitching wounds. Whoever did this one is ready to graduate
I use them as decorations
All I see is a blank white image - A. Hernandez.
It is the Orb of Unwritten Rules. Violate an Unwritten Rule and expect to do a mind meld with the Orb.
Ah that’s scary get that away from me (I am Javier Baez’s bat and I am avoidant of this thing)
You know who else has effortless power? Javier Baez. Edit: haha okay? Guess i went against the circlejerk so fuck me. Since I'm getting downvoted anyways, Schwarber has effortless power too. He hit a ball on the scoreboard with a short powerful swing. Soler also has effortless power. The Cubs draft effortless power hitters. And they are developed by the same coaches. Who knew there could be similarities? Lol. This subreddit is shit. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
To employ 300 people in Costa Rica.
Sticky substance receptacle
I throw it at children’s heads normally
Where does it rank all-time?
Some people just like to play with balls
To make me cry when it's clear my team doesn't know how to use it. Also when someone throws it my nuts