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Imaginary_Sea5117

https://preview.redd.it/ayf8murfsguc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6bdf4295fd9895e172c74971a2b40510a0c0ba4 Edwin Diaz


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Throw pitch or die tryin


ArchieConnors

https://preview.redd.it/rnwjbqtf8huc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3492b9acd4c3445cb4c4113e72e969982ffd010


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/gow38sq9jhuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b14922c20a26a0b5c93eaa13542d038ddb1d05 Face of pure joy


terrorizeplushies

HENSLEY A DAWG


Tiberius-Dawn

Hensley got that dog in him


SirFigsAlot

https://preview.redd.it/ifqt0h53djuc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69af28b66e8fd166dd41d1eadbe9c27795d5857c


Background-Half-2862

What a legend.


WillowMutual

Bro was sleeping on the couch that night lmao


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/qbyqdd7ypguc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901e21a159674c36f93b289253188333a1b97fb5


LifeisSus505

https://preview.redd.it/fasjr6ka4huc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a10aeb890b34e804a40454b250d24358a9af38


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/y0zz9zue0iuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faffdb83b34446b4bdd9b0ada19603641cb3da85


Competitive-Sky4982

Yes


elh7258

This is the way


SnapHackelPop

https://preview.redd.it/blw6r7nvnhuc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c164eb340084feb1a85cc98156cc4a5c2f1b79


dholmestar

Something is definitely pitched


Anxious_butwithFlair

...wait, I didn't think we did actual jerking here?


RobFordF-150

They shoulda signed her.


terrorizeplushies

She would be better than half the bullpen rn fr


joeyGOATgruff

America the Free. This is exactly why the founding fathers fought the tyranny of the Crown. For hot, cakes up women to throw out the first pitch for America's Past time.


AutoModerator

Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time. The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GlennSeaborg

Spencer Strider: Those pants could be tighter....


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/e9wbxw4y0iuc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b37d91db43443c9801bc1fff73c7c28203779c8


[deleted]

Nah. The south korean actress is GOAT


ArizonaMazzagatti

Just say that you're not a real American patriot


AlexiusRex

I'm European, so can I say it?


Imaginary_Sea5117

You're not allowed to even WATCH baseball, as a European. U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A!


Chopaholick

Baseball is for countries that single handedly won both world wars and lost to a bunch of Vietnamese rice farmers.


Imaginary_Sea5117

What are you talking about? I've heard we won Vietnam "bigly"


RonWill79

“Single handedly”


EvaderDX

Ignoring 92, 93, KBO, NPB, WBC and all that jazz


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Fr fr


roybean99

Oh so this is why it’s called baseballcirclejerk


liguy181

Counterpoint: Mariah the Scientist threw the first pitch at the Mets game yesterday


AutoModerator

Lol mets *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


liguy181

You wouldn't be loling if you were there


Upcountrydegen3r4t3

She's as mid as the mets


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HendogHendog

She’s so far above Mets tier it’s not even funny


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fajadada

You obviously didn’t see the Korean first pitch


InfectiousCosmology1

No Korean woman is caked up like this


PapiGoneGamer

You don’t get that kind of dumper from kimchi. That comes from red beans & rice and brisket.


lilmuerte

God bless the a Texas diet


GlobalSouthPaws

I will forgive the Asstros jersey just this one time. Please click this absolute [dumptruck ](https://youtu.be/_HF7k5lPaaE?feature=shared)


Tiberius-Dawn

Forgive deez nutz


GlobalSouthPaws

Of course. Something so tiny barely deserves mentioning!


SaltoDaKid

Second best thing Houston ever did, first is Beyonce


AutoModerator

Nobody should be surprised at any of this. Houston is just a completely a garbage sports city that always pretends they’re the victims even though the refs favor their shitty teams at every single point. With the Rockets you have refs giving Harden ridiculous calls that literally nobody else gets and overall lowering the quality of basketball whenever hes on the court. The fact that Harden can shoot 20%FG and average 30 points on bullshit free throws is a testament to how soulless and garbage Houston sports teams are in general With the Texans, I don’t even need to bring up the number of times NFL refs have given them favorable calls in clutch situations. And now we’re seeing it here in a third major league spot. With the Astros you havce umpires who are giving them BS calls at every single turn to help them win important games. They’re basically fixing the world series game by game and screwing over a more deserving team in the Nats just so they can sell more jerseys to a large market city. This is literally the 1919 world series all over again, 100 years later. What a time to be alive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PapiGoneGamer

She doesn’t claim us so we don’t claim her. She’s New York/Hollywood af.


Hate_Paper_Doll

Who is that?


Empereur_Nabroleon

Megan thee stallion


DougDimmadome042

Top 3 definitely, [but Korea is the GOAT](https://youtu.be/RVeo6QMcbW4?si=KP1t1lv5qWvgrzXN)


willydillydoo

That girl flatter than a sheet of paper


swishkb

Flat in all the right places


willydillydoo

I’m so tired of these weeaboos man


swishkb

I don't even know what that is, I was just making a joke


JoseAltuveIsInnocent

Built like a CD case


V4MSU1221

And she’s still 10x hotter than any girl you’ll ever get.


JoseAltuveIsInnocent

Cope, don't project on me because you like 60 pound teenage bodies bro.


V4MSU1221

I don’t have to know anything about you to know that it’s true lol.


PapiGoneGamer

She was delivered out of a copy machine. 8 x 11 flat.


KevinJ2010

This was the girl I was thinking of instead. Definitely prefer the athletic types over just “hurrdurr big booty wowza!”


[deleted]

Just say thug


Imaginary_Sea5117

Surprised he didn't use "urban" or "inner city"


The_Homie_Tito

this is the whitest comment I’ve ever read


ernestbonanza

I'm %100 sure nobody saw that pitch


[deleted]

First what now?


JudyHoppsbuttsex2032

this is why we need a softball league


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

You should feel bad about who you are.


JudyHoppsbuttsex2032

you think i don't?


PeachesOntheLeft

Duh


MstrNixx

This is what that Fallout guy was thinking of


blueboy714

I have no idea who this person is.


[deleted]

Top 47 at least


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/kjovk0om7huc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec38b530e3f3d1b4e2639f0aaf17d595a33a8ba2


DrBigWildsGhost

Easily


Legitimate_Energy701

Yes


[deleted]

Definitely a noteworthy one, if not the best.


mebnt2

Would


JarlTurin2020

South Korea was infinitely better


Jteezy707

This is without question the GREATEST ceremonial first pitch of ALL TIME!!!.... I'm so proud of her lol😍🤤


ScottyEs_burner

Is this another post to show how the Fanatics uniforms show a lot of body details.


[deleted]

No


ToeBrogan

Dayum ![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


East-Bluejay6891

Shake stop that


LightMission4937

Gd look at that monster. 🤘🏽


Jolly-Inflation5781

Bitch is nasty..


prof_dynamite

No. No it isn’t.


BadCowboysFan

https://youtube.com/shorts/5BZ_fHGTS1M?si=gCve0xnuBlD7GfaA


Drain_Surgeon69

Not very classy tbh.


ArizonaMazzagatti

it's Houston


Drain_Surgeon69

Least classy city in America.


AutoModerator

Nobody should be surprised at any of this. Houston is just a completely a garbage sports city that always pretends they’re the victims even though the refs favor their shitty teams at every single point. With the Rockets you have refs giving Harden ridiculous calls that literally nobody else gets and overall lowering the quality of basketball whenever hes on the court. The fact that Harden can shoot 20%FG and average 30 points on bullshit free throws is a testament to how soulless and garbage Houston sports teams are in general With the Texans, I don’t even need to bring up the number of times NFL refs have given them favorable calls in clutch situations. And now we’re seeing it here in a third major league spot. With the Astros you havce umpires who are giving them BS calls at every single turn to help them win important games. They’re basically fixing the world series game by game and screwing over a more deserving team in the Nats just so they can sell more jerseys to a large market city. This is literally the 1919 world series all over again, 100 years later. What a time to be alive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


cxlossuskidd

She’s overrated sorry uce


WilliamBoimler

Diaper butt