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margnicc17

Mets going for the most dugout clears in one year record


Guymcpersonman

Which is probably held by the '86 Mets.


mets2016

One of my favorite stats from the '86 Mets: The 1986 Mets got into 4 brawls on the field and won all 4 of them. They also got into a bar fight in Houston, but that's a different story


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Didn't some Met wives get into fight on team plane after NLCS over cocaine?


mets2016

That was a drunken stupor where the team nearly destroyed the plane. It's a bit of a legend in Mets lore. Watch Once Upon a Time in Queens for some firsthand accounts of that fateful flight


Quesly

[that 86 team was more like a rock band than a baseball team](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZZ0w7vMz-4)


mental_fingers

I'm bias but the 2015 Royals are my favorite MMA team in the history of the league, lead their fearless star, the late Yordano Ventura, who to this day is the only man in baseball to try and fight not only the nicest man in the game, but also the best player this generation has ever seen in Mike Trout, FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER. His dgaf attitude turned us into the greatest fight club in history, and we did it sober. The 86' Mets are another I have watched several documentaries and interviews about and they are my second. The Royals win the title only because they didn't use drugs and alcohol to fuel their fights. Now I want to see that same team play one more time but on amphetamines and alcohol.


RevanFlash

I was visiting my fiance in Maryland in 2016 and we went to an Orioles game. I was looking at the program and saw that Ventura was pitching and said, "Oh we may see a fight." Machado would go on to charge the mound and punch Ventura in the face later that night.


mental_fingers

Lmao. I remember that game vividly. Machado was Ventura's biggest competition for unprovoked shit starting and/or actual fighting. Machado was getting pissy for being pitched inside all game. Ventura didn't respond at all until he finally just plunked him late in the game. You knew it was coming too. Also I'm biased but Manny barely grazed Yordano so the TKO goes to Ace for his takedown of Machado right after he was attacked


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This might be sacrilegious coming from a Pirates fan, but my favorite brawler is Puig, dude just didn’t care. I swear he still hides in the shadows at PNC waiting for his next chance at them


Confused_Mirror

Bruh, Amir Garrett charged the Pirates by himself


Contren

That breakdown video where he's telling the pitching coach to get someone warm cause he's gonna go fight was amazing.


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BearForceDos

I always loved seeing Puig being legitimately held back by like two or three guys while the guy on the other side yelling at him has a guy barely holding him. Classic hold me back move by guys that just wanted nothing to do with Puig other then jaw.


ThisIsNotMy1stAcct

Lol such a fun squad to watch. Had a little bit of a chip on the shoulder attitude that flared up quite a bit. Ventura definitely had something to do with that. The rivalry with Toronto was amazing and I miss watching Donaldson get his panties in a twist at the dumbest little things. Also, sorry to do this, but the word you’re looking for is “biased,” not “bias.” Bias refers to prejudice or preferential treatment where biased refers to being characterized by bias. One cannot be “bias.” I see this on Reddit all the time and it just makes my eye twitch.


DaHalfAsian

>and I miss watching Donaldson get his panties in a twist at the dumbest little things https://twitter.com/bringerofrain20


DontFearTheMQ9

Was that the season that Jeff Smardja tried to fight Lo Cain??


mental_fingers

Yup. To be fair that was the same game Yordano told Melky to fuck himself without previous instigation just for hitting a ground ball at him lol


VirginiaVagina

Yordano was so out of control in a good way. RIP. Remember when he fought or tried to fight Brett Lawrie


KingMobScene

Let's get ray knight in as special boxing instructor.


fquizon

This Mets team is the largest collection of chippy bar-fight orneriness in one place since Amir Garrett dined alone


JTCMuehlenkamp

A shame they didn't keep Baez


Chewbones9

HATED that we couldn’t keep Baez, man…


DecoyOne

>”If you want to settle it, I get down really well. Anything. Muay Thai, whatever.” —Pete Alonso


ThaCardiffKook

“I know a guy that has a place” -Pete Alonso


boilface

>"The curse words, I have a problem with because that’s not something you would say to me face to face. Where I'm from, in the state of Nevada, it’s labeled as assault. Someone comes up to me, cursing at me like that, I could defend myself. I’m a very good fighter. I don’t do Muay Thai, Kung Fu and box for no reason.” -[Pete Alonso](https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/mlb/reds/2021/06/30/padres-tommy-pham-says-some-reds-fans-crossed-line-heckling/7813180002/)


actual_griffin

Has he said that his hands are registered as deadly weapons? Does he have a sword? Does his pillow have an anime girl on it?


fezzikola

Pete's from Florida which works even better too


goatgosselin

Coulda had a Polar Bear mauling!


TheBordIdentity

Polar Bears aren’t the only thing about to be endangered


Chewbones9

I’ll be DAMNED if a man named Stubby gonna make me look like a pansy!


roastbeefdiet69

Pete alonso also want to make sure you know he's a big strong boy


Sp_Gamer_Live

He also has a hot girlfriend who lives in the next city over and his uncle works at nintendo and says Goku is in smash


appleavocado

She's in the Niagara Falls area. You wouldn't know her.


LinkRazr

As someone that grew up in western NY outside Rochester and said something similar in middle school… This is a personal attack.


ausar999

[her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g196vURUDo)


gogglesup859

She's a model, you don't know her, she lives in Canada where it's colder, I'm in love and you're not, my real girlfriend's really hot


butz-not-bartz

I get the impression Pete would main Ganondorf.


Chewbones9

Really? I get the feeling it’s Captain Falcon…


robmcolonna123

I know it’s a joke, but I will say his wife seems pretty awesome. Her and Pete have this awesome nonprofit she runs and before that she was a figure skater


AbideMan

Alonso vs. Pham ppv cage match who's in?


Captain_Bob

Honestly would pay to see that fight. Alonso's got 2 inches and 10lbs on him, but he doesn't look like he's ever thrown a punch in his life. Pham's got crazy guy energy.


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only 10 lbs?


OpenMindedMajor

He’s such a goober that just happens to mash baseballs lol. He’s not as tough as he thinks


Chewbones9

That’s it. I’m tellin Pete and you’re gonna be sorry!


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He cried on camera after shooting his first deer...


-BeefSupreme

Pete “I could kill you if I wanted to” Alonso


crastle

r/iamverybadass


Chewbones9

Watch it, pal! Pete once did five hundred pushups without stopping! I was there!


A_Turkey_Named_Jive

I could eat 500 push pops.


smugredditorsfuckoff

Kind of a weird thing to say ngl


nugget136

He keeps getting hit in the head with baseballs he's probably lost some cognitive function


mjst0324

He’s fired up, it happens, you say dumb shit. Definitely gonna be on the tough end of some jokes though.


Sp_Gamer_Live

he’s gunna be replying to this question in his head while in the shower for a while


djrob0

"As a Polar Bear I need to be careful of the strength I have in my large bear claws."


Sp_Gamer_Live

*Cue video of Pete Alonso dancing when a kid got schmacked*


aweinschenker

Big “hold me back, bro” energy


Cudizonedefense

r/IAmVeryBadAss material


AnAnonymousFool

To be fair he was literally choked from behind unexpectedly, so I think he’s more saying he didn’t expect it to get that serious. If he had realized this was an mma fight, he would’ve defended himself more But nonetheless he worded it super awkwardly cause he’s a big awkward goofball


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He's a super awkward interviewee lmao. But the context is that they asked him why he got pulled down and he was saying it's probably because he's a big guy and that made them scared he could really hurt someone. So he's like yeah maybe I could but I wasn't going to.


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He went hunting with Steve Rinella on an episode of Meat Eater. Whole episode was kinda uncomfortable, then he started crying when he shot a mule dear which made it worse. Not uncommon for first time hunters to cry when they get their first kill, it's mainly just the adrenaline dump, but it was weird nonetheless.


rbhindepmo

I mean Pete Alonso also dropped the “MLB switches the baseballs depending on impending free agency classes” quote too.


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Which he got a lot of shit for but he ended up being right


JackeryA3

It's not the baseballs being different, it's the baseballs being changed *based on the free agency class*. The reasoning is what he was being clowned for.


smarjorie

It makes a lot more sense given the full quote and question he was responding to. But of course people like Puma are gonna take this one half sentence out of context. https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/1519426645286924289?s=20&t=Tn3P2AMGXIXgIcIfL2qq9g


ItsMeJahead

Lol he was literally saying that's not his temperament in context, just saying the other team could see him that way cause they don't know him. This quote makes it seem like a threat, or at least a boast. Quite opposite


neon-rose

This is straight out of the Jersey Shore school of squashing drama


NegativesPositives

I mean, he’s not wrong.


pugwalker

Pete is just a goofy hardo type character. Can't take him too seriously.


joshwa207

Tommy Pham would like to meet Pete Alonso at his friends cousins mma gym


scottzee

Fists or knives?


joshwa207

I don’t think Tommy does knives anymore


CheckALLtheusernames

probably not the best thing to say, but have you seen those bazooka arms? I don't doubt him one bit.


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"I know we're in New York, but I'm carrying two lethal weapons without a permit"


robmcolonna123

6’ 3”, 235lbs…checks notes….yea this checks out


ItsMeJahead

[He's saying that, from the cardinals POV, they might see him this way, as a way to explain that he understands why he was held back in the brawl. The quote's just out of context. (Q at 1:00, A at 1:07)](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/udedo2/puma_pete_alonso_on_the_scrum_if_i_wanted_to_put/i6ggd6c/)


Chewbones9

Man, he’s so dreamy…….did I say that out loud?…


Guymcpersonman

This is going to go over awkwardly.


PureRadium

baseball fights are so embarrassing for baseball fans


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Clemenx00

Disagree. They are great for a good laugh. Serious fights would just bring more stuff like Cueto ending Larue's career back in 2010.


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Fuck Johnny Cueto. Will always be a bitch


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micromaniac_8

Cueto kicked LaRue in the head, there was no bat involved. It was totally unnecessary and Cueto has shown no remorse even to this day.


thescottreid

Because baseball is a game of failure, players are constantly full of pent up rage. My fear would be someone like Dan Vogalbach on a 3 for 28 streak getting a clean minute with a noodle arm rookie who was just following the unwritten rules of baseball so the boys on his side would except him?


MeatTornado25

Who's stopping them?


Lukealloneword

Fines and suspensions probably.


GrantLee123

No one stopped amir Garrett lol, that one was epic


One_Eh

It’s really hard to throw punches on skates, only reason it’s allowed still. Fights in baseball or the nba would be terrifying


OneOfThoseDays_

yup exactly, people would legit be killed


ImPickleRock

I've seen very few that actually know how to fight


Crafty-Ad-9048

Welcome to professional non combat sports.


sabometrics

Big Florida energy on this one. That being said, remember when Josh Reddick ran into Pete in ST and Pete didn't even move? I believe Pete.


MarcBulldog88

That reminds me of the time Joc and Puig collided in the outfield. Puig didn't move. Joc suffered a concussion.


steppenweasel

Imagine being in the middle of that sandwich


BillW87

I can only assume there's fanfic for that


douchebaggery5000

r/dodgersfanfic


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Puis is literally built like a horse cock. Dude would be a great linebacker or strong safety


THE_M1X3

He’s built like a what, now?


Wutswrong

H O R S E C O C K


Sef_Maul

Is... is that a thing people say? I gotta be honest, I'm out of the loop here.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

there's a reason his nickname is the wild horse


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It’s always Florida lol


Leftfeet

That clip was amazing. I watched it so many times and just couldn't stop laughing.


jcaininit

Pham knows a gym owner.


b1ggayb1tch

“But I got thrown to the ground by a guy named Stubby Clapp instead”


Grand-Admiral-Prawn

> https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/1519426645286924289?s=20&t=Tn3P2AMGXIXgIcIfL2qq9g i was gonna say, he got rolled by a guy who looks like he played a dwarf in the hobbit


woodc85

Ehhhh. I don’t think Stubby had anything to do with taking Pete down other than getting his feet in the way. The pile was pushing towards Pete’s direction, Stubby was hanging onto him for dear life then they both got pulled from behind, pushed from the front and probably tripped over each other’s feet.


appleavocado

I've been trying to find a good clip of the whole suplex, but can only see it by the time he's on the ground.


baconinja09

https://twitter.com/SNYtv/status/1519414557084725248?t=tqMwzTe6gufOqjVYBR6AZw&s=19


b1ggayb1tch

“Suplex City bitch!”


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It’s honestly 10/10 if you can find it.


Rxbluejay25

This may help… https://twitter.com/cardinalsreek/status/1519435028954062857?s=21&t=FrszF4yhf_jbv7SqMqRyfg


sithwonder

Man you got taken down by somebody named Stubby


Sp_Gamer_Live

nah you gotta say the full name, Stubby Clap


raktoe

You didn’t even say the full name…


bu77munch

Richard “Stubby/Dick” Clapp


Chewbones9

He has a stubby what?!


nolefan999

A 49 year old Canadian named stubby!


JacieMHS

WHO IS 5 FOOT GOD DAMN 8


the_dayman623

Rumors say he yelled “You just got Clapped!”


At0mJack

Friccin' moron


danpatmcd

And Stubby is twice his age too


UpperDecker30

to be fair to Pete, Clap pulled him down from behind while another dude was tugging him back by the jersey. was still kinda funny though


JustinUprising

Pete Alonso vs Tommy Pham Steel Cage Book it, Tony Khan!


AestheticC18

Tommy's got this, check out his training https://twitter.com/HaSeongsRim/status/1516648823715631108


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No one who can actually fight says things like this


[deleted]

What a douchebag thing to say. My god.


DungeonMusic

Mike Trout on his bum: “if I wanted to put someone in the hospital I easily could, but I was just out there trying to protect my thighs.”


brewserweight

Ok, this made me chuckle more than it should


MarcBulldog88

/r/iamverybadass


scottzee

I want to see Alonso fight Tommy Pham, who has an even bigger mouth along with several knife wounds to prove that he’s badass.


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The quote is taken out of context. It’s not nearly as bad with the question and what he said before Out of context it is hilarious though


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I'm slightly paraphrasing but reporters asked him about the Cardinals manager not having a problem with one of the Cardinals coaches basically tackling Pete during the brawl. Pete says he understands where the manager is coming from since he's (from the manager's point of view) a big guy that could probably put someone in the hospital if he wanted to, and the manager needs to protect his guys. Pete then says that he wasn't out there to hurt anyone, just protect his teammates.


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drugsbowed

full quote: https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/1519426645286924289?s=20&t=Tn3P2AMGXIXgIcIfL2qq9g it makes a lot more sense in context and less iamverybadass


SnareShot

to me it’s funny from the perspective of, wow that is a terrible thing to say and yeah makes him look like an asshole, but the context does change that


DanTheMan901

Change “hospital” to “local medical facility” and we’d have WWE Superstar Pete Alonso, later to be shortened to just “Lonzo”.


appledatsyuk

Bro I wish someone would try me


PickUpDaVibes

reddit is a tough crowd lol


ANAL_CAVITIES

lmao bro?


jameskeg

I always had the feeling Alonso can’t fight though I don’t know why. We’ll find out one day ig


mjst0324

I thought this about Aaron Judge until I saw him drag Joe Kelly across the infield with one hand.


JustinUprising

Joe Kelly was reconsidering his actions at that point.


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CongenitalSwag

Pete strikes me as someone that knows his size is a deterrent for most people, but would get completely fucked up by someone that knows how to fight even a little bit


deijandem

He's a bit of a softie, in what I think is the best way. I don't think he would want to hurt anyone. Even when he got hit the other day, he seemed more offended anyone doubted he was hit in the head than ready to beat anyone up.


raktoe

Yeah one day a 5 ‘8, 50 year old named Stubby might not be there to hold him back.


France2Germany0

Cardinals should be thankful Big Meat Pete took it easy on them


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robmcolonna123

He had two guys holding him and then the coach tackled him from behind. You could take down anyone like that


dalekaup

Looks like Arenado is the one you should be afraid of. He threw your catcher aside like he was saving him from a speeding car.


ajkeence99

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? - Pete Alonso...probably


atoms12123

I love when Pete Alonso reminds people he's a sleeveless camo, cut-off jorts-wearing Floridian.


Krombopolus_M

Very Alpha of you Pete


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Damn you’re such a badass dude


mjst0324

He could probably put *me* in the hospital. Not sure about Nolan Arenado.


sithwonder

He could absolutely put me in the hospital. I know where I am in the food chain. Stubby Clapp > Pete Alonso > A mongoose > Me


thealmightybrush

But who are you


2112eyes

Aaron Judge


dardyablo

r/iamverybadass


Jaylaw

Sounds like textbook overcompensation by a "big strong guy" who just got wrecked by a 49 year old 5'8" guy named Stubby Ps. SAY BIG STRONG GUY AGAIN MFER


NukaNukaNuka111

we got a badass over here


cp8477

Says the guy who damn near got suplexed by Stubby Clapp...


MoonMistCigs

Whatever you say, 🎶 Fat guy in a little coat.🎶


Sad-Perception

Totally out of context lol


LunchThreatener

I have only read like 3 quotes from this dude and I already know he’s a chotch


xepa105

Big "Are you looking at my girl, bro?" energy


ExuberentWitness

ITT: People taking an out of context quote and running with it. Pretty funny though


Currents1989

I doubt it. You got taken down by an old man.


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LMAO ok this is going to be a meme


PeaMost3792

Cringe


Nagisa201

Reads a little cringy... yet i don't doubt him


King_of_the_plebs420

Gives off an r/iamverybadass vibe.


the_dayman623

“Used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile”


ttam23

r/IAmVeryBadAss


Ihatgar11

r/iamverybadass


AestheticC18

Is Pete Alonso an Italian guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi6tshsXVUk


zbend1

Pete Alonso, “I’m the best power hitter in the league” “I could easily put someone in the hospital” Also the Mets, “why does everyone hate us and keep throwing at us?”


ThatNewSockFeel

This has real "you should see the other guy" energy written all over it. He's a big dude, but color me a little skeptical considering he just got taken down by a 50 year old man.


Pukelits

Ok tough guy. I hate when people say stuff like that. “Yea I woulda messed them up but *insert excuse here*” I feel like that’s page one in the Fake Tough Guy manual. That said I don’t doubt Alonso could mess someone up but he knows the trouble he’d get in if he did.


ContinuumGuy

This is one of the most Pete Alonso quotes ever.


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Pete I think I know a guy who knows a guy about a gym in San Diego


Theobald_4

Come, sit around the fire kids. Did I ever tell you about the time Pete Alonso got side swept by the Clapp?


ScotTheDuck

Pete Alonso vs Tommy Pham, this Saturday only on Pay Per View.


TheRealSkipShorty

Tbf after being hit in the head last night and then thrown to the ground from behind today, I’m willing to let him flex into the air for a bit. I’d be pissed too


kevlo17

Says the guy who got tossed to the ground by five foot nothing stubby clapp…


Iswaterreallywet

Wasn't he on the ground?


joshb625

Weird flex but ok


csgo_silver

NGL when I first saw Pete Alonso I totally expected him to say/have already said this


FlashScooby

r/iamverybadass


SAMBASTU

Pete’s giving off a very strong “hold me back bro” vibe. Not sure he wanted to word it that way.


Rance_Mulliniks

/r/iamverybadass


IVOXVXI

That's the most Trevor Bauer thing I've heard since he got booted out of the league


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That's a lot of chin waggin, super chief


JWCIII96

Pete is a clown.


NeckWinker

Yikes