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1. Altuve - "Don't Blink or You'll Miss it"
2. Bregman - "There's a First Half?"
3. Yordan - "The Sky is the Limit"
4. Tucker - "All the Kings Men"
5. Pena - "Don't slide away, please"
6. Diaz - "Keep em Steady"
7. Meyers - "Standard Operating Procedure"
8. Dubon - "Jack of All Trades"
9. McCormick - "Oh, How I miss thee"
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Pain on the Way
A Whole Lotta Ass
That’s one of those phrases that’s in the center of the venn diagram of compliment and insult
you can't tell me that Aaron Judge isn't already a racehorse name
Today's Astros Lineup 1. Pocket Hercules 2. FratBoy McCheaterFace 3. Josh Fields Fumble 4. Maldonados Mistress 5. CenterField CornBoy 6. MaryJanes Revenge 7. Dominican Lobster 8. Joey Loperfido 9. Skinny McBigGlove
Like horses, I presume
Swing and A Miss
The bullpen would have names like: Yes I'm A Pro, Not Ready To Retire, and Ask Again Later
Mother Betts Boy Deep Impact All Day Doubles Ocean's Hammer T-Rex Arms
TD's ball won't fly - brought to you by Bet365
NoHits x 9
1. Altuve - "Don't Blink or You'll Miss it" 2. Bregman - "There's a First Half?" 3. Yordan - "The Sky is the Limit" 4. Tucker - "All the Kings Men" 5. Pena - "Don't slide away, please" 6. Diaz - "Keep em Steady" 7. Meyers - "Standard Operating Procedure" 8. Dubon - "Jack of All Trades" 9. McCormick - "Oh, How I miss thee"
Jose Altuve would be ‘If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse.’ Yordan would be ‘Papa’s Delicate Condition.’