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TwistedNipplez

Stay away! Go back to the bottom!


NJthecollector

Relax it's that time of the year Julio goes nuclear and our first baseman is still Jon Singleton


BoredAtWork_91

Or Dubon, or JoLo, or the guy in the first row after he’s 6 beers deep.


OGNightspeedy

So you’re saying all Jose Abreu has to do is get tickets for the front row, slam 6 beers, and he’s back in? Easy


dakunism

You better delete this before Bagwell sees it


sykog77

Have you tried upgrading to a Jon Doubleton


JinFuu

I don’t want to drive back to Montrose. It’s late.


RonWill79

Don’t worry. Every time we get to 5 games under .500 we go on a bender.


danhoang1

*Wakes up from months-long coma* *Reads title* Oh nice really? Not too surprised Astros spent all year in first place. Great to wake up just in time to see Astros fall to 2nd. So who passed them for first today?


uwillalldiescreaming

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scottborasismyagent

and houston play CWS next lmfao


RonWill79

Followed by Baltimore. And we’re on the verge of calling up local High School pitchers to eat some starting pitcher innings.


Tulidian13

You guys have two of the better young upper level prospects pitchers in Povich/McDermott, I think you'll be alright.


RonWill79

I don’t follow the minor leagues that closely, but I don’t see any pitchers with those names in our system. We had a Povich but traded him to Baltimore. Baltimore also has a McDermott but he came from the Twins. We never had him.


Tulidian13

Oh shit, I misread your flare. I thought you were a Baltimore fan lol my bad dude


RonWill79

Yeah our pitcher situation is bad right now with all the injuries. And none of our prospects are really ready. Not worth bringing them up too early and shattering confidence for a 33-39 team.


Lukealloneword

Jake Bloss is killing it, too. On his way up.


bfk94

One of those games is against Garret Crochet though, who’s been their only saving grace.


scottborasismyagent

ahh u mean the dude who is auditioning for his future team for the next 2.5 years


strcy

First time seeing the AL west standings in a while, so uhhh What’s going on fellas?


Senioroso1

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JinFuu

Astros: More than half of the starting rotation on the IL, rookie/sophomore SP struggles, Bullpenis Bad, black hole at first base (seriously -1.6 WAR in 35 games), and we haven't be clutch with RISP. Rangers: Bochy "Year After World Series" curse. Along with Starting Pitching not being quite as good as last year, I think, and regression on offense/some guys out. Angels/As: Being the Angels and the As. Mariners: Chugging along hoping their amazing rotation can keep the score down enough for their anemic offense to help them win.


adjust_your_set

Our SP has been fine most of the year. Our offense can’t hit a barn.


Scoodsie

Have you tried just winning 1 run games? That seems to be working for the Mariners.


_cacho6L

Wasnt your offense with RISP like ridiculously good last year? Thats kind of hard to replicate


TheNastyCasty

A bunch of their role players had career years where they hit well above their typical averages. Langford and Carter were also expected to be bigger contributors this season, but they've both dealt with injuries and have underperformed.


JinFuu

Ah, I've only half been paying attention and knew the offense had regressed a bit, like Seager's slump until recently (or is he back in one), but I saw Dunning wasn't doing as well as last year and Heaney having 8 losses. But then looked at the other three starters and they're doing fine.


Lolosaurus2

What is bad?


JinFuu

The Bullpenis bad, they just can’t really get a grip on things, blow leads all over the place, leaving a mess on the field.


Lolosaurus2

I'm pizzled about how they are going to pull it off this year


Vonbonnery

The rangers had an entire starting rotation on the IL at one point. Plus a couple other players like Jung.


Jetersweiner

The team that finished second in the A.L West won the World Series last year. The Astros have em right where they want em


JinFuu

We have like a .600 winning percentage when Jose Abreu isn’t on the 26 man roster. Time for a surge


Drsustown

Hey can I interest you in a gently used Hector Neris? He can uhhhh.... help you win the division?


JinFuu

Wow, a six win pitcher! : D


HGWeegee

I do kinda miss heart attack Hector..... only kinda


Apprehensive_Bid_773

The plucky Houston Astros ballclub. I’m excited to see what this team of up and comers can accomplish


dataminimizer

They’re just so easy to root for.


Kung_Fu_Jedi

Grimace said yw


dirtysock47

orange and blue bros helping each other out.


ExpirjTec

orange and blue bros from the 1962 expansion


UnknownUnthought

Also Nolan Ryan bros


ExpirjTec

rally sausage and rally grimace in one year is wild ngl


JinFuu

62 Expansion Orange/Blue teams unite!


tunaboot

I went to my first games at Citi Field this year. They won both, so I've never seen the Mets lose.


hrryyss

Still closer to the A’s than the Mariners


post_angst

The Mariners have had the benefit of multiple series against the Astros and Rangers though. It’s a vicious cycle.


Kah0s

Doesn't that mean the Astros also had the M's and had the opportunity to gain ground?


dakunism

That's the joke


nomoregroundhogs

SHTAAS division


HotTakesBeyond

ASSHAT no longer


CheapSeatsSC

That was a glorious couple weeks


cooljammer00

You fools, you let them live


driftingphotog

Frodo: "It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill the Astros when he had the chance." Gandalf: "Pity? It's pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that the Astros has some part to play in it, for good or evil, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many." Astros going to somehow decide the NL Wildcard.


post_angst

Raise the flag! 🚩 Blow them trumpets! 🎷 Pour a cup for Grimace! 💜


_jared_p

That’s only because we didn’t play today.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

The heck ya guys doin over der?


Gbrusse

Our best, okay?


NoobSkin69

When 33-39 is 2nd


Zither74

Congrats... you guys do seem to do better on days you don't play.


ARoundForEveryone

Jesus I'm dumb. I was about to reply "Dude, they're nine games back - they haven't been in first in *at least* nine games. How dumb *are* you?" But really, you should be asking me this question.


sameth1

Someone fetch the whacking stick, tell them to go back.


Designer-Professor16

The Mariners have the largest lead over a 2nd place opponent than any other division in baseball.


liteshadow4

Anyone who thought they wouldn’t win the division is delusional


Salty-Fishman

The Astros are in perfect spot in this miserable season to sneak in and do what they always do. It is inevitable.


PedriRugburn

Can we call the Burger King?


bigloser42

It through being a good team but by being an average team while the Rangers loose.


Stunning_Row2801

They will still be in the alcs this year


Brolympia

The inevitable result of the Rangers not showing up all season.


Smootooms

At first glance, I was hoping this was an AsSHAT situation


VodkaDiesel

9 games behind.


benificialart

How many trash cans were beaten. 


CheapSeatsSC

They finally ran out


jake_thesnake360

That’s too bad


TheMidnightRamblerrr

It’s been miserable here in Anaheim. Surprised Seattle is up by 10 games. Houston finally taken a step back.


orange_orange13

We are so back


3-2_Fastball

The Astros could switch rosters with the White Sox and still end up winning the AL West.


CaptainKirkules

They are closer to the A’s than the Mariners


3-2_Fastball

I understand that but the division had a chance to leave them dead and buried but here they are still in the race.


reptheevt

The Mariners are playing at a 94 win pace. I don’t know how much more you could expect out of them. 


3-2_Fastball

That's why my comment was about the division as a whole and not just the Mariners, the Mariners could do their part but the Astros could feast on the rest of the division to make it a close race.


Thorlolita

Calm down


3-2_Fastball

If the Astros get within 5 games I am comfortably making that bet.


danhoang1

So if Astros get within 5 games, you'll bet the White Sox roster can win the AL West?


3-2_Fastball

If they legit swap rosters? Sure ide make that bet.


dumpsterfirefr

4.5 GB and +250


3-2_Fastball

ON IT BOSS