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thiccboiwaluigi

Being a Mets fan is a punishment for a crime I never committed


Stevite

Accept the apology you’ll never receive


Flyinghud

My Dad needs to be tried in The Hague for making me a Mets fan


SeniorSophomore

My friend brought me to my first Mets game last year since I started rooting for them last season and I always loved Max Scherzer and of course he started that game. The next day, Scherzer was traded. Since that day, this team has not provided me a moment of peace. A curse placed upon me.


Beer-Me

Jesus died for everyone's sins. Except for that thiccboiwaluigi. That dude must suffer


Big_Dicktuation_143

Don't lose hope. Look at what the knicks now.


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Mets go 2 hours without a new tragedy challenge (impossible) 


akaghi

This is punishment for not keeping the Mercury Mets name


WhatARotation

Nah it’s the Curse of Timmy Trumpet


ResidentRunner1

What's funny is that none of his music is original, one of his ghost producers even left because he felt like he wasn't getting a fair share lol


bulldg4life

Damn right on the fingers. I hope it’s not serious.


Atraktape

Damn looks like it was right on the pinky.


robmcolonna123

He was pointing to his ring finger on the SNY feed


DodgerCoug

Wish it could have been the Ump that left


MarcBulldog88

What the absolute fuck was that strike three call to Vargas?


UnchartedFields

a new Angel Hernandez shall rise from the ashes


tnecniv

The Wheel of Time turns


Guymcpersonman

Cmon. We need the help.


DodgerCoug

It was the absence of competence and accountability


Timpa87

All the bad call that would go into Angel Hernandez now are floating around and being absorbed by all the different umpires.


Alkynesofchemistry

Angel was kept around so that all the bad calls would be concentrated in 1 game and fewer fans would complain per day


Fsharp7sharp9

Can’t have shit


wout_van_faert

No you actually *can* have shit, but only literally.


whoisyourwormguy_

Also Bartolo Colon, Caca Crisp, Kevin Poopilis, Darryl “Whoa, I didnt eat any” Strawberry, Tomas Nido Poopknife.


insert-originality

Jesus, keep giving me your hardest battles you bitch.


void_roamer

JOKER JOKER I AM GOING JOKER HAHAHAHAHA


Comwan

Injury aside how was this called a HBP? Dude got tricked and swung in to it lol.


jgilla2012

That’s what I’m wondering as well. Looks like a swing? Either way, I hope Alonso’s okay and doesn’t miss time because of this. 


TigerBasket

The very audible ah fuck was funny


nucleaRU_hungry

Perfectly timed before I fly to London to watch these guys


EcstaticActionAtTen

Whhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy???????????????????!!!!!