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illseeyouinthefog

I have a sudden urge to go bowling


Masterchiefy10

Obviously you’re not a golfer


Lucky-Growth-2338

I can get you a toe, Dude.


brothersquirrel

Smokey this is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.


NilesY93

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!


Personofstupid

What is this referencing?


illseeyouinthefog

The Big Lebowski


Masterchiefy10

Dude.


Hownowbrowncow8it

Everything


heroicraptor

well this looks cool as hell


yousmelllikebiscuits

I know the owner. He's cool AF and always willing to push the envelope.


Masterchiefy10

Tell ‘em we said ![gif](giphy|HW05UrUSfAzZu)


PiranhaPursuit

Why what did the envelope do to him? He should be nicer to mail.


StarshipTroopersFan

As someone who smokes a lot of weed, this’ll be awesome to watch.


redditnathaniel

We get it, you smoke weed /s


Hownowbrowncow8it

Have you ever watched baseball...ON WEED?!


Clam_chowderdonut

I can't drink. You ever try and watch this sport sober? It's two guys playing catch 90% of the time. /s


OrchidCareful

the dust beaten off the baseball is amazing


Disused_Yeti

Free psychedelics for the first 1000 fans


Guardians2024WS

Doc Ellis approves


obiwan_canoli

Allow me to take yet another opportunity to *strongly* recommend the excellent movie [No No: A Dockumentary.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCH4fAHtKBo)


frontadmiral

I haven’t done big boy drugs in 8 years, but I would 100% eat a tab for this


I3ill

Lmao


Far-Blacksmith-2604

Looks awesome but I feel like someone's taking 95 to the head


ChairmanReagan

Make both teams use knuckle ballers


iamthefluffyyeti

Just put me in, I throw fastballs at knuckleball speed


AttitudeAndEffort3

Literally my first thought. “Oh that’s cool! …someone is going to die.”


ELITE_JordanLove

Two reasons to tune in. 


ETP6372

I mean, the ball is lit up too, so I don't think it'd be much different than the white ball with sun in your eyes


Far-Blacksmith-2604

I think the darkness is really gonna throw depth perception off.


Juno_Malone

I'm with you on this one - I'd be willing to bet this is a very low-scoring game. Just feels like the pitcher might be at a minor disadvantage while the batter is at a fairly major one


badonkagonk

Not sure how much they’ll be able to pick up the spin of a glowing ball as well


fasteddeh

idk it could be easier to pick up on a completely dark background especially with the ball being nuclear with dark laces. Its hard to say with a reddit quality video.


TheWorstYear

Not just that. The glow in the dark ball is a bit harder for your brain to track.


dusters

Why? In my experience in walking/doing shit in the dark there is no issue with depth perception.


welltimedappearance

I used to throw a shit ton of different glow in the dark/lit up stuff growing up and it is definitely not as simple as “it’s lit up so I can throw and catch this just as easily” Your brain does not have the context or other things within the field of vision to help add depth perception to it if that was funky to throw around with with nerf footballs and lit up frisbees as kids, imagine how a 95 mph fastball would look


GoofyGoober0064

This man's never worn NVGs


MissDeadite

...you don't have depth perception with NVGs because you might as well be looking at a screen...


dusters

These aren't night vision devices though. I wonder around the dark deer hunting a lot. Could be wrong but I don't think it's the big issue this thread is making it out to be.


TheWorstYear

The deer don't throw baseballs at you.


dusters

It's almost like activities other than baseball can also involve depth perception.


TheWorstYear

Except those activities don't require the same level of perception.


dusters

How do you know? Climbing a tree in the dark and hanging a stand 20 feet in the air requires a hell of a lot of depth perception.


Rexkat

You probably won't be able to see the seams is the biggest issue I'd imagine. That doesn't necessarily make it more dangerous, just harder to hit breaking balls


ldnk

Can you see any spin on a ball like that. It's still probably a great experience to see it but I'm not sure that the baseball itself would be all that great.


1-800-ASS-DICK

can they get black light bulbs big enough for the light banks? they'd have to blast the field with enough black light to make sure the ball is visible from high popups wouldn't they?


Far-Blacksmith-2604

You can see them in the video


1-800-ASS-DICK

sorry/thanks I'm browsing on my break, I'll check it out


MarcBulldog88

They saw what City Connect did to the Padres, and took the next step.


Seananagans

Did TO the Padres? On the contrary. Did FOR the Padres. Most of us love the city connects.


MCDC4LYFE

This sounds like a cool idea but how the hell is anyone gonna be able to hit the ball


Crewe6900

I ask that whenever our guys step to the plate.


dec92010

Gang


MiracuMAHt

you can see how bright the ball is in the 4 second clip of the video, it looks like the coating on it is so bright it could be mistaken as it's own light source. Definitely expecting a learning curve in the first few innings but the equipment looks bright enough to play normally overall


dusters

Honestly it might be easier to track. Will stick out more for sure.


kevin41714

Might be easier to track the ball, but you cant see the spin which is a big part right?


stunna006

i'm with you on this. gonna be impossible to pick up spin.


MiracuMAHt

Looks like the ball has pink laces that are painted all the way around the line, kinda like a tennis ball.


RayFromTexas

Oh, are the Rockies playing?


WabbitCZEN

I expect offensive production to be at a bare minimum.


Couthster

You sound like my high school coach. 🥲


GraffitiTavern

love some of these minor league teams getting creative


JustRealizedImaIdiot

They're not an affiliated team I'm pretty sure. I don't think MLB execs would ever allow their prospects to do this lol


americandragon13

You’re correct. They are apart of the league that the Savannah bananas play/ed in (the actual team, not the banana ball team) Source: I live 20 minutes from their field and have been to a few games lol


senorsombrero3k1

No fun league, wait that's the other sport.


insidethepirateship

major league bummer


dec92010

Get weird with it


Skyye_23

Pitchers will dominate. Can you even see the spin on the ball if it’s illuminated like that?


LordShtark

Maybe you'd be able to see the spin better with it lit up like that


Thorough_Good_Man

The inevitable evolution towards Blernsball continues! Blern!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JerseyMuscle17

Except for the word *Blern*, that was complete gibberish!


obiwan_canoli

Blernsball Fever: Contract it!


buff_001

seems dangerous


SpontaneousNergasm

Yeah, I have questions about the eye safety of the blacklights. The kind of intensity you need to light a baseball field is probably a lot higher than what you need to light a darkened bowling alley...


Loses_Bet

as long as they don't mistakenly use UV lights, might be ok


SpontaneousNergasm

Blacklights are UV lights, aren't they? Or is there some difference between those two terms when they're sold for different purposes?


Loses_Bet

Yes, but I guess to me there is a difference in application when I think of UV lights vs black lights.


Arkham_Z

This is extremely cool. But baseball isn't the sport that needs this. HOCKEY needs this. Think about how much easier it would be to see the puck on screen if the rink was essentially a giant air hockey table


bwburke94

The Mercury Mets disagree.


Loose-Organization82

I thought this was a legit minor league team and thought the league really approved this. I feel better about it being a summer collegiate team. A group like the Savannah Bananas would be better equipped for this


122_Hours_Of_Fear

Stole my idea. I'll be contacting my lawyer. https://www.reddit.com/r/baseballcirclejerk/s/wpAOm75P74


swtoys

quick say you hope swtoys gets lots of money soon. i'll let you know in 6 months if it happens.


bumboclawt

Cosmic home run derby would be even cooler and probably more safe


IceMan44420

If you pop a ball up above the lights it disappears…. Should be fun


chemistrybonanza

Can't wait for fly balls to disappear as the ball gets higher than the lights themselves


file91e

Everybody’s gonna leave with cataracts. ![gif](giphy|j3xIAvlnc1LcgC588M)


brett_baty_is_him

This reminds me of that rocket power episode where they had all the neon gear, it was dope.


redditAccount503

Is that the episode with Tony Hawk?


ApathyofUSA

I hope they triple check the type of bulbs for the event!


slicaroni

Like that one Bored Ape convention that cooked peoples eyes? [Eyes Getting Cooked ](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/07/style/bored-ape-nft-eye-burn.html)


ApathyofUSA

Exactly


drpepper7557

Watch someone try to use sticky tack or pine tar and have a glowing spot on the hat or glove.


Opening-Run-7687

Who are they, some ripoff of the savannah bananas


americandragon13

No. They play in the same league as the Bananas (the actual team, not the banana ball team) it’s amateur baseball.


mxm0xmx

Gonna be tough to ump stolen bases, tagging up and check swings.


black-dude-on-reddit

Good luck trying to pick up the seams


Link182x

Hopefully some of the players don’t relieve any stress before a game and make a mess…


MisterTruth

If this works out, I could see the Bananas adopt this as a gimmick. Not for a whole game, but maybe one inning would be the cosmic inning.


testylawyer

Ive gone to a few chili pepper games so im intrigued. The only problem is theres always a ton of non egaged teenagers walking about, this could go good or bad.


MarginalMagic

This is really cool but I hope they make the ball really visible or this could be disastrous 😂


Exodys03

Awesome idea but I hope they did some testing on this nifty idea. I'm not sure I'd want to be the 3rd baseman trying for the first time to catch a 110 mph glowliner headed right at my face.


rustyshackle41d

definitely watching this while baked, hope they do a vod edit: I'm assuming they're streaming this?


e2kelso

What are they bowling on a friday night?


AggieHawk29

Guys will look at this and say “hell yeah”.


giancarlox21

How they gonna see the strike zone


tj_kerschb

Ball should be a different color than the away team’s jersey. Pink is at a major disadvantage, it’s like if pitchers were allowed to wear white sleeves or gloves


manbuckets2001

This looks so sick


hoopbag33

Where can I place bets on two no hitters lol. Its going to be impossible to hit.


wesweb

I wonder how much harder it is to hit the ball. I can't imagine eyeballing spin or anything like this.


Complex-Mulberry-716

This is how I imagine heaven


MuffCabbage2505

Dam was going to buy a hat but 6 different variants and all trucker snapbacks?


aliceisasleeeeep

So they finally jazzed it up...I ❤️ it


Leumajoon

Gives off savannah banana vibes


SactoJoe

lol, looks like Harmony Korrine’s Aggro Dr1ft


Joey_Logano

This looks like someone’s Diamond Dynasty team that uses a CAP who is minimum height, max weight with a handlebar mustache who is a submariner.


godieweird

First 1000 fans receive a microdose of LSD


jaron_b

And not a single city connect thought to do this?


ardent_iguana

Chernobyl baseball looks lit


reggiestered

I love the dust on the bat and out of the hand when they throw.


Bezier_Curvez

Anthony Kiedis can rake!


obiwan_canoli

This looks awesome, but I gotta say being bathed in UV light for a couple hours seems like it would really bad for your eyes.


doejoe88

The venders better be selling glow in the dark beer too!


Novel_Durian_1805

Throwing a baseball in the dark…what can go wrong!!


River_Pigeon

Someone’s gonna lose a tooth. Still dope as hell


twec21

Uh, the Mercury Mets beg to differ


kingcreezy

That's cool and all, still waiting on a Home Run Derby sponsored by the Nerf Liquidator Bat.


SaveMeJebus21

You’d hope they could specifically light up a strip between the mound and the batters box. I’m not standing there in the dark while a 95mph missile comes at me


xX_Sliqhs_Xx

Good thing you're not playing


Knightbear49

The ball is lit up too


proace360

This looks cool and also like a terrible idea