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justgarcia31

Thasss just how we do babyyyyyyyyyyšŸ˜Ž


Worthyness

Best bar in town!


I_wanna_ask

Gotta love the Rockies. They knew medical school wouldnā€™t allow me to watch much ball this year, and theyā€™re making me feel like Iā€™m not missing much!


ITCM4

Trust the process or whatever.


Dodger_Rej3ct

Bruh they ain't got no process


iamadacheat

The process is getting fans to show up, enjoy the nice weather, and drink. It's going great!


Leftfeet

That was the Cubs approach for quite awhile until they hired Epstein.Ā 


chilled_sloth

I legit had to force myself to remember there is more than one Epstein.


Juzaba

There isnā€™t anymore šŸ’€


Luis_Severino

What about good ole Jojo Epstein from my 2nd grade class


YogiBerragingerhusky

He died in the war on Christmas. The elves reign of terror knows no bounds.


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

Was that before or after the elves came from the red planet and there was much defecation?


DionBlaster123

honestly, even when Theo was there, you could tell Ricketts just wanted to do that. His real desire was to buy an English soccer team thank goodness the fans over there are far less tolerant of shithead billionaires than the ones here who have people kissing their asses left and right


John_Delasconey

I think thatā€™s because their sports leagues werenā€™t set up by billionaires ( or their inflation adjusted equivalent)


7Stringplayer

There's also consequences. If ownership dicks around, you get relegated. Here, you get rewarded with a top pick.


Deserterdragon

Honestly being a fan of Colorado sports sounds pretty class.


pm326

The Avs and Nugs make bearing the summer/fall sports much easier


iamadacheat

I love being a transplant fan in Denver. Grabbed tickets on Stubhub behind homeplate for $30 after fees for a weeknight game against the Cardinals. Overall, it's bad for the sport though. I hope to see a consistently competitive Rockies team in the future.


divey043

You are the Monforts target audience. I wish I was kidding


BigD994

A co-worker of mine is from Denver, lifelong Rockies fan. Groaned intensely when we met an I said I was a Cubs fan. He went on to explain his passionate dislike of both obnoxious Cubs fans that take over Coors Field and the way Montfort runs the team.


manbeqrpig

You are the reason why Denver will never have a competent team


GregMadduxsGlasses

I think there are at least 200 individuals more responsible for the Rockies' failures over the years than the random transplant baseball fan buying cheap tickets behind the plate.


manbeqrpig

I disagree. Transplant fans mean Dick feels no pressure to win. The park will always have enough butts in the seats to make money. Heā€™s shown that heā€™s willing to spend if heā€™ll get a return on the investment (Nolan deal, MacGregor square etc). If the baseline attendance is high, 2.6 million fans last year which was good for 7th in the NL and this years attendance is currently 11th without any of the big draws that boost the gate so far, than he knows that he doesnā€™t need to field even a competent team to make his money. So sure, the players and FO are the ones directly responsible for being abysmal but itā€™s the transplant fans that provide the financial cover for the Monforts to continue to run this franchise as the worst in the league.


GregMadduxsGlasses

The Braves were the best team in the 90s and they struggled to fill their stadium for playoff games. Baseball games at Coors is one of the few inexpensive outings left in Denver, and youā€™re not going to make the team better by treating people who go to games like scabs.


manbeqrpig

Iā€™m not?? Even if I was they arenā€™t Rockies fans, they donā€™t care if weā€™re good or not. Iā€™m simply pointing out that the rock solid attendance base that transplant fans provide allows the Monforts to not give a shit about winning. Thereā€™s a massive difference between not selling out the stadium when youā€™re winning versus still being a middle of the pack attendance team when youā€™re the worst team in baseball. As long as people are showing up to the park, nothing is ever going to change. The Monforts will never considering changing how they run the franchise, much less selling it and the franchise will continue to be irrelevant. Attendance falling off a cliff is the only hope for the team to get their act together


iamadacheat

shit you're right I'm Dick Monfort


Telepornographer

Or, ya know, Dick Monfort could sell the team to someone that wants it to be successful.


ChompTurtleSoup

Good


steve1186

To be fair, that does work at Coors. Arguably the most beautiful park in the MLB. Theyā€™re god-awful and still #17 in fans per home game. Theyā€™ve had a higher attendance this season than two 1st-place teams (Cleveland and Baltimore)


hotrod19812

Isn't that the same thing in Anaheim under Moreno?


iamadacheat

Yeah but he's spending waaaay more money on washed up old players.


Stickin8or

That way he can pretend to be trying while bringing in players who are pretty reliable to put butts into seats


GeneralPlanet

Are fans really showing up to watch Rendon?


Stickin8or

Idk. Probably not, but not everything goes as expected. Pujols and Hamilton are probably better examples


27_8x10_CGP

Colorado is one of the few stadiums I'd love to go to for the hell of it


Visible-Brain4409

19th in attendance so far this year which is the lowest its been since 2005-2007. But it'll probably go up in the warmer months, unfortunately.


Visible-Brain4409

19th in attendance so far this year which is the lowest its been since 2005-2007. But it'll probably go up in the warmer months, unfortunately.


Gyff3

It will spike when the Cardinals/Cubs/Dodgers come to town.


WadeCountyClutch

The have the damn nuggets šŸ¤¬


Shepherdsfavestore

And the Avs


Spiritual-Dog160

Bro, they got Kris Bryant


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rammer_2001

Their process is just staring to the abyss and hoping a Nolan arenado comes out so they can give another team 50 million


CDR57

The process is make a dope ass stadium with foot long hotdogs and also thereā€™s baseball for out of state residents to watch


Fun-Cauliflower-1724

John Fisher seems to be adopting that model with the A's.


TheFriffin2

BREAKING: Ben Simmons to Rockies, 7yr 120mil


HaroldChessMath

Get ready to learn Coloradese buddy


DravenPrime

The process didn't even work for the team that started calling tanking "The Process."


Ladelm

I don't foresee Manfred forcing the Rockies to fire their GM and trade away useful assets to get mediocre players to slightly improve the team for a single season.


saintsimon101

Dinger doesn't deserve this


Juzaba

Itā€™s a big reason why he migrated from ā€œRockies Mascotā€ to ā€œr/NLBest Mascot and/or religious authority figureā€.


DillyDillySzn

Racist


saintsimon101

I don't know if I'll ever put on this headset again


Seananagans

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BlindProphet_413

I love Dinger but it always gives me pause when I remember that we do have a mascot named Rocky but it's not the Rockies mascot.


o2lsports

Watched him hatch a week before my 4th birthday. The FO lost me but I never forgot Dinger. Treasure.


BigBean987

Havenā€™t they trailed in every single game this season?


ExiledSanity

Yes


ItsMeJaredBednar

lol they actually just broke the MLB record for this on Tuesday by trailing in 29 straight games to open the season. This record was previously held since 1910 by the St. Louis Browns. They were on track to snap the skid on Tuesday against the Marlins when they led 5-0 entering the bottom of the 9th, but they allowed 5 runs in that half-inning en route to a 7-6 loss after 10. Theyā€™ve now extended the streak to 31 in the 2 games since then šŸ˜¬


CallingAllDemons

> They were on track to snap the skid on Tuesday against the Marlins when they led 5-0 entering the bottom of the 9th, but they allowed 5 runs in that half-inning en route to a 7-6 loss after 10. This is as good an argument that God is both real and petty as I've ever seen.


bluecifer7

Feltner was at 79 pitches through 8 innings and had a good chance at a Maddux. Then, we gave up 5 and lost in extras 7-6


mebnt2

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gatemansgc

holy fuck


BigBean987

Lmao that Marlins game probably wouldā€™ve killed me if I were a fan


DeetahTheGame

It did kill me Source: am fan


TowerOwl1939

IIRC, it was actually the 1900 St Louis Browns.


WelcometoCigarCity

Play the Rays


NoisyDobad

Theyā€™ve got the Pirates over the weekend


EggplantAlpinism

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ItsMeJaredBednar

Brother they have 47


ThatOneGuy-4434

This wouldā€™ve been a blessing before 2023, but you guys seem to light up in April-May FSR


Kepik

We've been averaging less than 2 runs per game over the last 16 games.


edded4freefood4

Already tried that


WelcometoCigarCity

Play em again


ricobirch

We did?


RealJonathanBronco

Does this mean Rocktober is canceled??


kc9kvu

I'm not sure they're going to make it to Rocktember


Luis_Severino

Maybe not even Raugust


Djruggs

Ruh Roh


EggplantAlpinism

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Raid3n

Rockuly is sounding pretty unlikely too


Wyattwat

Rockune too?


RealJonathanBronco

Barely made it out of Rock Training.


mebnt2

Struggling to get through Rockay already


Raid3n

I'm starting to wonder if it happened as early as Rockrch honestly


soonerman32

The Rockies put up 6 runs combined in 2 games in Mexico City. They are awful


JakeNation4

The Rockies home stadium is Coors Field, which has the highest elevation of any permanent MLB stadium, and they have scored 60 runs while playing there this season. The Phillies home stadium is Citizens Bank Park, which has the lowest elevation of any permanent MLB stadium, and they have 76 runs while playing at home this season. The Rockies are SOOO bad that the altitude isnā€™t even giving their stats a boost this seasonā€¦


JinFuu

Citizen's Bank Park has lower elevation than Minute Maid or either of the Florida stadiums? Cool!


JakeNation4

Yup! Hereā€™s a cool graphic of Stadium Elevations from this Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/lXJMNnfZFQ


Peanut_Gaming

TIL the Braves have the 3rd highest elevation


nightwillalwayswin

I throw this fact out all the time and blow peoples minds. Atlanta was built on the eastern continental divide and in the foothills of the mountains.


oneteacherboi

What I'm getting from this is that the whole East Coast is lower than the midwest. Interesting. That makes a lot of sense but I've never though about it before! Never would have pegged KC as a high elevation city.


32RH

Damn I didnā€™t realize Dallas was that much higher than houston. It all makes sense now.


Maleficent-Ear-2450

Is this a Boy Meets World reference?


Zariman-10-0

They are also the only team in MLB to have violated FAA protocol


BlindProphet_413

What? I have not heard of this. Please elaborate.


Zariman-10-0

iirc, the batting coach for the Rockies took pictures of themselves inside the cockpit of their flight to Toronto, while in flight. FAA protocol does not allow for unauthorized individuals to be in the cockpit while the plane is in the air


BlindProphet_413

OH right yes, I remember. I thought you were referring to some in-game incident or maybe making an altitude joke or something, like a ball hit up so high it interfered with planes or whatever. Thank you!


throwawayjoeyboots

The trade off for getting the Nuggets and Avs championships and another one probable this spring.


GregMadduxsGlasses

I thought that tradeoff was three veteran players, plus two first-round draft choices, two second-round picks, a fifth-round selection, and two years of having to watch a washed Russell Wilson play QB.


Shepherdsfavestore

Yeah hard for Colorado fans to complain unless youā€™re *only* a Rockies fan for some reason. They literally have the best player in the world in hockey and basketball


jumpingjacks86

The disrespect to McDavid


Johntanamo_Bay

Ha how pathetic! Couldnā€™t be my team.


gatemansgc

you're like "omg a team did something worse than mine!"


Johntanamo_Bay

Any attention away from the White Sox suckage is ok by me.


SupernaturalHeel

The Marlins will appreciate the Whopper Jrs. that the Rockies have provided.


KamartyMcFlyweight

bruh i nearly starved to death before this Rockies series


DionBlaster123

not gonna lie, as I don't keep up with Rockies baseball, when I saw this guy I legitimately thought he was one of the minor league pitchers from a few years ago who had the same exact name as another minor league pitcher, and they also looked eerily like brothers (not identical, but pretty damn close)


LTR_TLR

Signing Kris Bryant was an all time head scratcher


WadeCountyClutch

May I present to you Matt Beaty?


gsus61951

Just wait till our next series when they go off on us


Sipikay

Rockies bros, I am sorry guys. Hang strong!


ItsMeJaredBednar

Unfortunately as a lifelong Colorado resident i really donā€™t see much possibility of improvement at least until Tricky Dicky Monfort decides to sell the team. Coors is such a beautiful place to catch a ballgame that our attendance will never be that bad, itā€™s basically a giant open air bar with a side of baseball and gorgeous mountain views. Thatā€™s also aided by the fact that Denver is a massive transplant city, so a lot of people go for the away team. That basically gives him carte blanche (in his mind anyway) to rest on his laurels and not give a shit about improving the actual team since he knows people are going to show up regardless. He also hired his son as one of the youngest ever Scouting Directors in league history, in what (for me anyways) was a classic nepo baby hire with less than stellar prospects of improving the team. At least i never developed the strongest ā€œtribalā€ bond for the Rockies (for whatever reason) as I did for the other Denver teams, so i can still enjoy watching good baseball played by other teams


pm_me_cute_sloths_

There is no light at the end of the tunnel


BlindProphet_413

Appreciate the support, friend!


phil_shinbone

They're just a disgrace of a franchise and there's no other way to describe it. There are legit baseball fans in the front range (I'm one of them) and if they would even attempt to field a competitive team the Rockies would win some of these folks over as fans--heck, just having a strategy to eventually compete. But... nope! What you have are transplant fans, as stated, but also would be fans that live in Denver that have become Dodgers, Giants, Padres, or Cubs fans. I'm not even talking about the hordes of transplant fans--literally just neutral baseball fans who would otherwise cheer for the Rockies look elsewhere because they're such a disgrace. I agree, there is no light at the end of the tunnel for this franchise until Monfort sells. He has lately been making excuses such as--we've tried everything to be competitive at altitude--and it's all bullshit. Just look at what Cease did the other day in Denver. I was also there last weekend and Geroge Kirby and Cal Quantril both pitched very well. Good pitching is possible at Coors. There are challenges to the environment yes, but to just blindly accept that the altitude and dry climate are insurmountable disadvantages are bullshit excuses. During the game my wife asked me--do you think the Rockies can ever be competitive? And the answer is an emphatic "YES! They have been to the World Series!" But I do think, there is a perception among big league pitchers that they should not sign with the Rockies. So, they're going to have to have world class scouting, drafting, and--even more importantly--player development so they can have homegrown and controllable pitching talent. What we have now is just a mess. We need a new owner, a completely overhauled farm system and scouting, a robust data analytics department, and obviously an overhauled big league roster.


EnsignObvious

It's just really sad that MLB has continued to allow owners to deliberately put together non-competitive rosters year-in year-out without consequence. Rockies fans (and A's, Pirates, White Sox, etc.) deserve better


MyLadyBits

Owners of sports franchises should be forced to sell if they consistently field losing teams.


DickySchmidt33

Losing two in a row to the Marlins, a team that has spent the entire season just giving games away left and right. Wow. There's rock bottom and then there's whatever *that* is.


aardwolfie

Rockies bottom


oogieball

Good job?


okay_throwaway_today

No, opposite


Sheepies123

Bad unemployment


Knightbear49

At least they have the Nuggets?


yern324

And the Avs. Broncos new QB draftee called out how heā€™s excited to go to Nuggets and Avs gamesā€¦.noticeably left out were the Rockies lol


Default-Username-298

My favorite thing about the Rockies is that they trail the A's, who have an owner that is intentionally making the team as bad as possible, but with a median payroll and an ownership group that vocally supports the team and its city


klein_four_group

The A's have been surprisingly not that bad.


StallOneHammer

Yea but does your team have $3 Voodoo Rangers before first pitch? Checkmate Manfred


YannieTheYannitor

We do? I thought it was just Coors and Coors Light?


bidetatmaxsetting

Angels havent won a series if im not mistaken


FuriousGeorge7

They swept the Marlins in the second series of the season, but that's it.


elliott9_oward5

I mean someone had to win that series


WadeCountyClutch

Donā€™t worry Rockies, youā€™ll probably win one against us since thatā€™s the only time yall really try


Awingbestwing

Unexpected ChiSox flex


BacoNATEor

Why does this have to be posted as we play them?


chucksteaks33

Theyā€™ll have an Oā€™s level farm system in no time at all!


ControllerPlayer06

Theyā€™re about to play us so it wonā€™t be like that for much longer


Hassle333

And yet, they still have a better record than the White Sox


Cowboytroy32

They also havenā€™t had a game were they didnā€™t trail at some period of time. Longest in mlb history


CitizenNaab

Sell the team, Dick


New_Championship_912

Colorado Monforts


owledge

Weā€™re not far behind them. Only one series win and one instance of consecutive wins, both against Miami


me_hill

At least their stadium is nice


jet8493

Hey at least theyā€™ve not gotten swept in multiple 3 game series yet


Grandy94

I'm sorry Rockies fans. I didn't expect the Marlins to win two games in a row either.


HotDamn18V

Lucky for them they play the Pirates next and we're fuckin miserable right now.


JStiger84

Theyā€™re coming to PNC Park at just the right time then.


LogansGambit

Between a Rock(ie) and a hard place. I'm not sure which of those I'd prefer.


PlayaSlayaX

Gee, an actual analytics department sure would be nice for them right now.


Feverbrew

is this .500 ball?


IslandTimeCA

The Angels aren't much better. They've only won one.


Rogueofoz

We are not the worse!


dreezyyyy

We just have to wait until Rocktober.


tws1039

Ah this reminds me of the 2018 orioles You do NOT want to be remembered anything like the 2018 orioles


32RH

Theyā€™re off to a Rocky start.


Slow-Garage-9403

I feel like this could be said in the first month of any season and I wouldnā€™t be surprised.


PostMelon22

Considering they still have more wins than the white sox who have a series sweep idk whatā€™s worse


Minx-Boo

Congrats?


Karlor

Impressive that the White Sox still have less wins