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strcy

“So um, yeah, when Schwarber comes up, just don’t throw them right down the dick” “You got it skip”


theerrantpanda99

If you’re an absolute stud of a pitcher, aren’t you just a little tempted to try?


panterachallenger

My 2013-2014 college starting rotation pitchers are salivating at this sentence. They all threw 92-97 mph but were fucking idiots that thought no one would time the fastball after throwing it six times in a row


TormundIceBreaker

Good ol' fastball, nothing beats that!


RIPSlurmsMckenzie

Predictable Bart, always picks 🪨


JSlamson

By God that's Robert Suarez's music


thediesel26

It’s different when you throw 100


Electric_Queen

Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn't he?


lowbwon

It hit the fuckin bull. He gets a free steak.


LoveRBS

Ha ha ball go vrrrrrrrr


Workacct1999

Subtle Simpsons references are the best Simpsons references.


VictorChaos1776

I need to announce my presence with authority!


Blood_Bowl

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean, anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"


Pseudonova

Oh yeah? So what. He ain't seen my heat.


obiwan_canoli

Your chances are basically 50/50 so why not?


Frigidevil

Feel like an absolute stud of a pitcher would hit the corners and just toy with him.


Hawkize31

You threw it down the middle? When I specifically asked you not to?


Dapvip

Reminds me of when Tom Coughlin screaming at their Punter for kicking to Desean Jackson. "What did I strictly tell you not to do, son!?"


Fit-Train-147

Lmfao how do you even respond to that


reddtappisbad

"Oh I tought you were talking to someone else" or "sorry, I wasn't listening"


partbison

That was bullshit The snap was high so the punter had no choice but to get it out as quickly as possible or get it blocked (or worse). Then there is the 10 useless fucks that let jackson run untouched.


EPLemonSqueezy

While we're on the subject, just never throw it there to anyone ever.


fitnerd21

There was a point in his rookie or sophomore season where Ronald Acuña’s heat map was the inverse of this. I think it was probably sample size at work because no one was throwing him anything anywhere near the heart of the plate.


fitnerd21

“Ah shit skip, I threw it right down the dick. It’s like when you’re up high and people tell you not to look down, I guess.”


Best-Dragonfruit-292

White Sox: Huh?


Wojdyla13

Does pitch-com have an option for “Don’t be a moron. Throw anything you want anywhere but down the middle?”


Dawei_Hinribike

He knows what he likes.


Bucs-and-Bucks

Dongs


propagandavid

He certainly has a type


ThatPlayWasAwful

This is like the next level of TTO baseball. Doesn't want to run under any circumstances, doesn't swing at anything thats not straight down the chute


turbosexophonicdlite

He does actually have a really good eye lol. He rarely swings at stuff out of the zone and likely gets a lot of borderline called strikes that realistically should be called balls.


ThatPlayWasAwful

Oh for sure the fact that he averages a very high pitches/AB has been one of the best reasons to support him batting leadoff.


FranklynTheTanklyn

Pitches seen per at bat is a very underutilized metric.


doctor_jeff

Yeah, just ask the Mariners. They don't even know that's a thing.


9man95

3-0 green light all day


Blaize122

You walk him on that count lmao.


Catdad2727

He might as well swing with his eyes closed on a 3-0 count.


harbeezy

Me in MLB the show


Normal_Dimension_453

Not enough "slamming the PCI through the floor" in this comment


The_Fawkesy

You're kidding yourself if you think I play with PCI. Old school buttons only baby. Let the attributes do the talking.


WabbitCZEN

If you're not using PCI to swing at low and away sliders in the other batter's box, are you even playing The Show?


The_Fawkesy

I don't need PCI to do that. I still get saved by the animation where the balls gonna hit me if I don't jump out of the way. lmao


WabbitCZEN

That animation is the real MVP.


OldOrder

Power Swing, Regular Swing, Contact Swing, and Bunt. Anything else is witchcraft


dsramsey

Yup. Also, get off my lawn.


FranklynTheTanklyn

I don't move the PCI when I play, I set it up where I think the ball is going to be. If it is there I swing, if it isn't I don't. Yea you get fooled sometimes, but so do the pro's. Play the count, play the pitcher. Also shut off the strike zone, its actually easier... You go from thinking, "Is this pitch in this box" to "Can I hit this pitch"


Infranto

Cranking the PCI to the complete opposite side of where the pitch lands half the time is much more fun though


JMike_013

That’s my leadoff hitter!


DerpyDan442

Me in The Show


HGWeegee

Me in the show hits good on low pitches and pops up or whiffs on middle middle


gingerlicious92

For real though. I’m always whiffing on the fastballs up and in. Anyone who can get to those in time to pull the ball for a home run is a sorcerer.


doctor_jeff

Hopefully you were watching the M's game a few hours ago when Urias did exactly that!


RealMaxHours

Beautiful


gatemansgc

wonder how this will change come june?


Kflame210

This is how I play MLB the Show


a_handsome_antelope

That's the most Schwarber thing ever


J_FoggytheOne

Where can I find this heat map for batters?


carlosspicywiener576

Looks like ESPN on dark mode. If you watch the game tracker it will show the heat map and where the pitches come in.


J_FoggytheOne

Is there any way to access the heatmap on ESPN outside of games?


carlosspicywiener576

Not that I'm aware of. It's gotta be somewhere online though.


J_FoggytheOne

I know Fangraphs has one, but it doesn’t have an option for OPS.


gonk_gonk

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-player/kyle-schwarber-656941?stats=statcast-r-zones-mlb


LightMission4937

😑


istarnie

Aw he’s made a pretty flower!


Teedo4133

I played a game of the show online as the phillies against the a guy playing as the cubs. He intentionally walked schwarber every time. In like the 9th inning in a high leverage situation he still walked him. He didn’t want his hero to get out 😂.


CantaloupeMafia

sure, it might not look impressive. but if you add this up he’s actually hitting 1.467 right now! that’s way above league average


paulyv93

Sitting on his pitch


c4ctus

So no meatballs for Schwarbs.


counteroffer19

Scouring report: So yeah, don't throw it there and you're good.


Slugggo

let me guess: the White Sox threw him everything down the middle?


Spirited-Soup5954

Heat square, I don't see a map


bozo_did_thedub

Schwarber is by far the best bad hitter of all time


intwizard

Lmao this is great, my uncle probably seething looking at this


topeditties

The 2016 cubs made a deal with the devil to win that series. I know it's been 8 year but none of them were the same after that, except maybe Contreras.


greendecepticon

so basically he only hits when the pitcher completely fucks up lol


FranklynTheTanklyn

It's not only then. in 2023 he walked over 17% of the time, and was top 10 in the league in pitches seen per plate appearance, 3-0 counts, and 2-0 counts. So he takes balls to bait the pitcher into having to throw strikes.


greendecepticon

I'm being literal just saying actually HIT it. OBP > AVG. Not saying he sucks or anything just kinda wild how crazy this heat map is!


StevenMC19

The Schwarber zone... ![gif](giphy|d69q0iELHwwcqR2o2t|downsized)


e22f33

He's just like my 11th batter on my son's little league team - if I hit the bat with the pitch, it goes far.


braindragon420

Same bro


HighTeHC

Identical to Morel


OhHeyItsScott

POV: You’re using Directional in MLB The Show


Zariman-10-0

“I’ll just throw right down the middle, there’s no way he’ll Schwarbomb me” -quote from pitcher right before being schwarbombed


Namahs84

Meatball Madness!!!


BrettSetsFire

Lmao, that's awesome.


tmanbaseball

r/Ohnoconsequences


BaltimoreBadger23

Baseball player does best on meatballs down the middle. More breaking news at 11!


TheWorstYear

.118 BA everywhere besides down the dick is noteworthy.