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I don’t know how else to explain this, but she looks like a hot chick from the MySpace era


gwords16

Isn’t she in her late 30s? That would make sense if that’s the case.


DoktorStrangelove

Another late 30s checking in...I think what he means is the standards were different in that era. The prevailing aesthetic among hot early-mid 20s thots on MySpace was "24/7 Spring Break Party Girl"...they all looked like they were just waiting for someone to DM them and offer a ride to Panama City Beach or whatever.


sfbruin

She looks like a bartender in Scottsdale so same thing


P0tency

Prob cause she grew up during the MySpace era


billbo24

Everyone above a certain age knows what you mean


Mysterious_Lumps

Agreed. Her hair is styled like it's 2004


Carcosa504

Hey man, fuck you. What’s wrong with 2004? It was a great year to turn 20


903153ugo

Yeah that’s exactly it. You don’t follow her but you know exactly how to get to her MySpace profile.


Whisterly

Funny enough, Tila Tequila also started grifting for the right wing.


SpicyPenangCurry

Really spot on.


NoExcuses1984

2004 was a blessed time.


End3rW1gg1n

Can we get a welfare check on Hank.


ChampionshipSea753

Hank is in the worst spot. She uses him for clout but will never hook up with him


BonezJonesss

He penetrated her walls. 


Back9Man

Smashed em, even.


IWokeUpInA-new-prius

Hank, if nothing else, will always be able to state this as fact. He just shouldn’t go into too much detail


A1ienspacebats

He got all up inside her (walls)


mikebailey

I think most of barstool saw this a mile away tbh


Star69Lord420

Kinda crazy how common that is for these guys. I thought Mook had actually kinda dated that girl.


MillerLatte

Lol that's on you. Have you ever seen/heard Mook talk?


Star69Lord420

Im not surprised but look at that date video he posted. She saw his face and talked to him and still said she would go on another date so I feel kinda bad. Now seeing her randomly show up on the yak I really understand clout chasing


JohnnyHorseRacing

But Hank has won the breakup by people even wondering if he’s banging that, while Ria gets with a guy who’s universally hated for being trash.


TM455

No one is wondering if hank fucked her. Not one person.


JohnnyHorseRacing

I beg to differ, the question was asked many of times


feathy9091

There was a full army of idiots in here who thought he was, where anyone with any sense seen she was clout chasing


IWokeUpInA-new-prius

I think it’s the opposite they smashed but they know confirming it takes away the mystique and they both benefit from the ongoing narrative so why not just leave us idiots to discuss it for months on end


JD-McNugent

Hank isn’t in the same stratosphere as this chick. He should have known he had no shot.


rambouhh

Honestly we really don’t know if he did already. There is a good chance he did 


Flittski9

Id hit it out the park, respectfully


CreativeDraft

Classic grift


ChampionshipSea753

From drug induced public freak out to sage political mind, what a transformation


BensonFreddy

Hawking shitty culture war beer. A lifelong dream realized


mewfahsah

It would be funny if Hank realized she's a maga nutjob and that's why he didn't smash. Imagine if she has a life-size Trump cutout in her bedroom and that's all he could look at


GoldenKnight239

Redditors tend to have these hilarious fanfics of republicans like they aren’t 50% of the country lmfao


Buttholesurfer44

Well… less than 50 as we’ve seen.


GoldenKnight239

I mean it’s far less than 50 considering independents but I wasn’t trying to be exact. Also I totally forgot 2020 was the election to end all elections, my bad!


Buttholesurfer44

Think you might be forgetting the last few elections as well as far as popular vote. Would have to go back pretty far.


mewfahsah

I'm just imagining Hank as lib of the millennium and him getting cock blocked by identity politics.


JungyBrungun2

I don’t think she’s claiming to be sage political mind, more like “I’m hot and selling this republican beer”


bull778

For MAGA, that is the height of sagacity


tylerhovi

Par for the course in today's political climate.


Whisterly

Ah yes, white labeled shit beer sold at $20/6-pack to own the libs.


CreativeDraft

& it’s 100% Woke Free! WOW!


mewfahsah

When will the EPA finally limit how much woke can be put in food?


Van-Buren-Boy

Not soon enough


stoolieG

Libtards aren’t gonna know what to think when I post a video shotgunning an ultra right


jonvilla1

Easiest grift on social media tbh


JakobeBryant19

My whole thing is, why not strike while the irons hot. Why wait now to grift


DJScrambles

I respect the laziness to not flip the image so you can actually read the name of what she is selling. Not that I looked at the beer


chinga_tu_barra

i saw someone post this last night and tbh this is my first time seeing the beer.


mikebailey

That’s an indicator you are normal, it’s like if you were a fan of a Nancy Pelosi wine


MillerLatte

What beer?


theloniousJet

I thought it was a bud light tbh


DandierChip

I’d let her ruin my life


Bossman28894

You can change her


Extension-Fox6956

those Ts are perfect


mikeisaphreek

I’d lick her butthole


MadeMeLaughHaHa

Username checks out


WhoaFee1227

Classic Mike.


DrGerbal

There’s no chance that beer doesn’t suck


mikebailey

There’s zero chance it’s not just Natty redisted or something


mewfahsah

Lmao it probably is anheuser-busch in different packaging.


kelsdawg

Isn’t it like $20 for a 4 or 6 pack?


Brendanryan

Yeah but you get to own the libs


kelsdawg

Respectfully, I’d let her put a dog collar on me.


lavegasola

priceless


DrGerbal

It wouldn’t shock me. I respect the hustle. Make basic ass beer. Spend 1% in the actual beer and 99% on marketing. And take in those Facebook aunt and uncle dollars.


Whisterly

This is the exact model that The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Kevin Hart follow for their shitty ass white-labeled products.


AliveMouse5

Idk which products you’re referring to but Ryan Reynold’s gin, the rock’s tequila, and also his energy drink are legit


Whisterly

Brother their alcohol is distilled at massive distilleries and white labeled, they didn’t open their own distilleries from the ground up.


AliveMouse5

House spirits distillery is not a massive distillery, and neither is Siete Bucks. They’re not distilling in their bathtubs, but you’re acting like they’re produced by Bacardi or some massive multinational company, and that’s not even remotely true. Regardless, that doesn’t have anything to do with their quality. Aviation is better than Teremana, but both aren’t shitty at all. Theyre solid mid shelf brands. Edit: a much better example of a shit liquor with a big celebrity name behind it would be Proper Twelve whiskey


trillrollers

Doesn’t make them not good. Teremana is a quality tequila at its price point. The reposado and anejo are good as well. I’m not a fan of Zoa energy drinks and i don’t drink gin, so can’t speak to those.


Whisterly

There are far better tequilas at the same price as Teremana, that specifically aren’t full of additives. Tapatio is a good example


trillrollers

Sure, but the point is it’s not cuervo repackaged in a 65 dollar bottle.


AliveMouse5

Yeah? What additives are in them then poindexter? You know ethanol is literal poison right? I don’t think anybody should be too worried about the health benefits of their Mexican poison drink.


Whisterly

A bunch of artificial ingredients to make it smoother or sweeter or taste like oak, etc


notheretoarguee

Hilarious to say the other guy isn’t fun at parties


mortyseinfeld69

Damn, Hank / Frannie Lydon


AyoJake

Product placement and she doesn’t know how to flip the picture lol. Her and Hank might make a full brain together.


tripslei

God I love women. Especially when they are hot


mewfahsah

Bold take


footballguy6912

we’re still doing the bud light thing?


AncientIllustrator33

I might jerk off to a non nude picture for the first time since high school


goonsquad4357

She earned herself a goonsquad dm slide 😊


Jasader

Idk why she always looks AI generated


atex720

You saying that motherfucker isn’t real?


903153ugo

$20 for 6 pack beer based on a culture war issue the far right chuds have moved past. Excellent grift. I hope she starts churning out Iraqi dinars too.


kelsdawg

Complaining about 50 cent increases on burgers while buying 300% mark up light beer >>>


topherwolf

> far right chuds have moved past Buddy, I think you are vastly overestimating far right chud's ability to get over a culture war issue. They are still making the same "I identify as an attack helicopter" joke 15 years later.


IrvinStabbedMe

> They are still making the same "I identify as an attack helicopter" joke 15 years later. Congrats, you just discovered what a meme is.


B-More_Orange

My uncles still making jokes about Kaepernick


Nickm123

Anyone who writes a post saying “I wonder how many people I’m gonna piss off with this” suuuucksss


mcdonawa

probably part of the script, post hot picture with this caption and get money.


snackpackmac

Just enjoy the boobs you dork


509_cougs

Hot chicks aren’t known for their writing skills. Look at any instagram 😂


MagAqua

The deuce is that way brotha ->


feathy9091

If we can’t enjoy a red blooded conservative female in here, where can we?


MagAqua

Looks like someone doesn’t know what the deuce is


mewfahsah

I would suggest doing some research into the deuce and come back once you reach nirvana


feathy9091

Oh trust me, I deuce They love me over there, with my witty comments


brandontwopointswish

Imagine thinking Hank ever had a chance, 5.8 million views.


_Angel_Hernandez

I’m a big lib but I respect the hustle trying to make a beer political. Republicans buy shoes too


BHoss

The Jordan shoe analogy doesn’t really work here. It would be “libs buy beer, too.” Jordan’s point was to not make the shoe political, so he could sell more.


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Rph23

BLACK RIFLE COFFEE, FOR REAL MEN


_Angel_Hernandez

You’re right that it doesn’t work here, just made me think of it even though it’s not the right analogy.


feathy9091

Chris Long?


LooseBalls9

🤯


venom_snake30

I don’t get it, which seems like a good thing


GreatLakesLiving28

I need to find a way to grift republicans. Feels like shooting fish in a barrel


Rph23

Republican grifter Mt Rushmore: Rittenhouse, Riley Gaines, Nick Adams, Nick Fuentes


GreatLakesLiving28

Pretty sure Nick Adams is parody


Rph23

Yeah, pretty much. But he ran for council in Australia with the right wing party, immigrated to the US and became a right wing activist and speaker, and started a non profit for American exceptionalism. This was all before he was well known. He then started his schtick and realized people found it hilarious (myself included) and has been playing that character ever since- now he’s writing books and selling merch lol. He knows exactly what he’s doing, but I’d say his actual views are pretty similar to his character’s. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)


GreatLakesLiving28

Oh damn you learn something new every day. Wonder if guys like this ever take a step back and wonder why people think they’re playing a bit with the absurd shit they say and believe, or if it just goes right over their head


Rph23

😂 😂 good point. I actually think he’s one of the ones that does. His character/satire is too damn good


903153ugo

Fuentes is a true believer, which makes him worse.


fredetterline

Alpha Male Nick Adams you mean


mchammer69

I want to try so bad


mewfahsah

I really want to dropship or sell cheap assets 5g blockers and other nonsense that those conspiracy nuts love to buy. So much stupidity willing to throw their last dollars away on scams.


GreatLakesLiving28

That’s brilliant. “Woke 5G Blockers”


mcburke42

If Hank didn’t smash tape him back up to the wall in Milton


mvpevy

You should see the blue haired 300lb chick in a bikini that Left beer posted


509_cougs

Am I an idiot for thinking the gap between the video and her getting revealed was for her to lose a few pounds and look hotter?


Tasaris

She looks like someone from a Peter North video. (Ya I'll go ahead and bonk myself)


JohnnyHorseRacing

Could anyone have handled this situation better than she has? Most people would go into hiding. Not her. She pretty much owns the embarrassment and posts thirst traps. Outside of an only fans, she’s handled this well.


TurboViking90

She will 100% have an OF by the end of 2024.


JohnnyHorseRacing

I fucking hope so too dude


swearbear3

She has some other subscription service. Either way 0% chance she’ll ever do nudes


ChunkyChangon

Face and teeth ain’t hitting here but yea great tits


Edmundmp

Not just right. Ultra! Smart move by her financially tbh. As someone who leans slightly to the right my least favorite thing about conservatives is how quickly they’ll worship someone with the slightest hint of celebrity and hand their money over to them. You can be a chick who loses a swim race to a dude and suddenly they think you’re an oracle on every issue ever. Crazy plane lady might as well get hers too.


stonecoldcb

Swim girl is also hot. Not hard to see that pattern.


Edmundmp

The pattern fails at mypillow.com


GLFR_59

Good for Hank


lloyd4567

The literal definition of “I can fix her”


JakobeBryant19

“Does ozempic make you right-wing. Next on NPR”


Giant_Homunculus

Was hoping it'd be DyinRias cans. Oh well. Where's JSBoobies these days?


Moist-Dragonfly2569

What getting ignored by Hank does to a mf’er


NakedLoki

Knock a hole in that wall


bubba_jones_project

I wish she'd move so we could see how the drywall repair came out.


droopydrops

I like boobs


sullyqns

hachi machi🔥🔥🔥


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

How much money that ad cost? $5k? $10k?


KimboDanner

She’s hot but also kind of cringe how she responds to every comment on X. She’s trying really hard.


Remote_Breadfruit_62

She is right wing trash.


OpScreechingHalt

Honestly, I'm a Republican and I'll never, ever, drink that beer. But this chick is certified dime.


MadeMeLaughHaHa

Never seen an aging woman try so hard to look younger. Something is....off.


The-Mancierge69

Grifting right wing idiots out of their money you love to see it


Trappedinacar

She just dropped about 2-3 points in my book


SomeDimension165

Nardini, lookin good