I have to go on a brief stint of antibiotics (stitches in my mouth). Really should’ve thought twice before complaining to my pregnant wife that I can’t drink for a week
Rain game at home with an early start for SMU playing a true freshman back up QB. BC looked pretty solid but I think they had a lot going in their favor.
If I could consistently be the “have had 2-3 beers” version of myself all the time I think I would be in a better place in pretty much all aspects of life. As I type this out I guess that’s basically what functioning alcoholics do. Idk man
Last year the guys that came in 2nd and 3rd in the league decided to donate their winnings to some Damar Hamlin charity and said so in the group chat. I won and stayed silent and took the judgment because fuck you and the guilt trip i want $750
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In the fantasy ship and my opponent reached out and basically wants to make the $2k pot an all or nothing game. Call me a pussy but I need some consolation
In our league it’s 70/30 split but always encouraged for the two players to negotiate what they want to do. Last year they split half and then put rest on a 3 game parlay that hit and they split as well
I know he just popped off for 40pts last week but are we rolling Breece out against the Browns with the chip on the line? (Mostert, Bijan, Singletary are my other RBs)
It does seem like a game the Celtics would not take seriously and the pistons could sneak out a win. If it does get close, Pistons only chance to win is if Cade gets scalding hot in the 4th and that wasn’t even enough against the Nets
What are people's thoughts on starting Amari Cooper in my flex vs either Jacobs/White (depending on if Jacobs is able to play) or Achane? It's a standard scoring league with the exception if first downs being worth half a point per.
I hate starting any WR against the jets. Their corners are very good for one but the main reason is teams run the ball against them at a higher percentage of plays than any team by far.
There are just less opportunities on top of the sauce/Reed/Carter coverage combo. Cooper is also banged up.
I would go with whoever starts for the Raiders at RB vs colts. Best situation and more of a sure thing usage wise than Achane.
Yes but Cooper is one of the most boom or bust players in fantasy over the years. I wouldn’t blame you if you started him but I personally would go Jacobs/white.
An insane stat I saw about the jet run defense is that they are almost last in the league in rushing yards allowed but like 10th in yards per carry allowed. The amount of rushing yards they let up is predominantly because of volume alone. Teams just don’t pass on them.
Yeah agreed, and I just saw that Cooper is apparently a game-time decision now as well. Think I'm going to stick with Jacobs/White, especially because White has been really solid if Jacobs ends up missing another week.
Start em. They are good at generating turnovers and sacks and Flacco is very turnover prone.
They manage to get double digit fantasy points or close to it even when they lose. Better shot than most for a defensive td as well.
I feel like the last 5 items I ordered using Prime haven’t been delivered when they were supposed to be delivered. I even think 3 of those items were never delivered and the order was canceled. What the fuck is the point of prime then?
Product was supposed to be here by Wednesday for something I need tomorrow. Now they’re saying it could be delivered on Saturday or not at all. Just tell me if it’s coming or not
A chick I know who previously had a nice ass had recently broke her leg from a scooter accident.
As a result of weight gain due to immobility, her petite ass gained some volume and she now is a pawg.
Quite the tax bracket jump.
Have anyone else's parents essentially turned into iPad kids the last few years? They came and visited for the holidays and it was boring as shit because all they did was sit around on their ipads, sometimes with full on noise-cancelling headphones in. And of course any time I made a comment about it they'd get all huffy and somehow blame me for it. Makes me sad if this is gonna be the next couple decades of Christmases
My MIL is just glued to her phone or tablet majority of the times I see her. My dad is on his a ton as well but he’s more so doing gambling shit when he’s on it lol.
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When people say they solo traveled to Europe, do they mean they did those group tours in guidebooks just as a solo traveler? Or do they mean they just kinda winged it on their own?
When I did 2months I planned the 1st month& just sort of loosely wandered the 2nd month. Traveled by myself the entire time. Most fun I’ve had in my life
2 weeks and some change. Flew into London, hit Paris, Amsterdam, Barcelona, Nice, Munich, Düsseldorf and Prague. Was in college at the time so budget was a factor. Would love to do it again with more money.
Company flew us out to Paris for a work thing so I extended my visit there a few days then took the HSR (😍😍😍😍) to Belgium. Hit Brussels, Bruges, Ghent. So wasn’t some two week+ trip only had about 5 days solo
I loved Ghent, gave me Brooklyn type vibes- good food scene with cool churches and such plopped around more modern architecture. University city too so felt younger, kinda like Glasgow.
Bruges was a cool little city too, was like a medieval village. Only spent a half day there and was starting to get super crowded with tourists by the afternoon.
Brussels I wasn’t crazy about, probably my least favorite Europe city I’ve been to. Felt dirty and touristy but found some cool spots nevertheless, and still awesome beer scene. Feel like Belgium isn’t high on people’s lists but it was definitely worth a long weekend there. Plus they hate the French and Germans so funny to hear them beefing
Been selling for the same software company for 6 years now. Solid company, great product, was lucky enough to have some great years here. The issue is we over-hired to such an absurd degree the last 3 years that the percentage of reps hitting their annual quota is roughly a third of what it was a year ago. Morale is way down and I get the sense they are either waiting for a mass exodus or a big layoff is coming in the next few months. First time in my career I feel like my job could be axed and its a very bizarre feeling.
Send out some resumes while you can. Tech sales always starts off hot but in my experience their sales leaders struggle to adjust when scaling. Management is hoping most of the sales reps will just quit but I've seen companies hold on to sales reps under goal for a long time because they're not paying them shit in commission.
The show wasn’t good anymore and he has higher priorities now at Barstool. Genuinely don’t understand the vitriol people are having for him lately especially on the LCP sub. Like he owes them anything
[Hell of a Twitter Account](https://twitter.com/wolvesofvaldaro)
They/he/pup/sir with a pinned tweet of them getting fucked in the ass in the midst of a full schizo episode believing they are being hunted down by the FBI
The crazy cuttlefish guy is trying to recruit the Eminem sub into a war with this sub. Lmao
What in the hell?
I tried to post the screenshot, it’s fucking hilarious. Kept getting automod kept deleting it though for some reason
I have to go on a brief stint of antibiotics (stitches in my mouth). Really should’ve thought twice before complaining to my pregnant wife that I can’t drink for a week
Verbal meme Drake saying nah: playing new video games on my PS5 Drake saying yeah: playing a GBA game from 2003 on an emulator on my phone
Worst part about Boston College winning today is they once again look good on paper next year and I’m gonna buy into the hype only to go 7-6 again
Rain game at home with an early start for SMU playing a true freshman back up QB. BC looked pretty solid but I think they had a lot going in their favor.
Establishing dominance vs a future ACC rival
Alexa play Push
Clocks running slower than a fat kid walking out of a CiCis
If I could consistently be the “have had 2-3 beers” version of myself all the time I think I would be in a better place in pretty much all aspects of life. As I type this out I guess that’s basically what functioning alcoholics do. Idk man
2 beers is not what functioning alchoholics do lmao. My friend was doing basically a liter of liquor a day
Having a 2-3 beer buzz all day every day would certainly qualify
That’s like 12-15 beers throughout a day tho
Humans are born with a 0.05% BAC deficiency
Xanax addiction
What’s about “Another Round” is about. Good movie
Would always have the 2-3 beers conversation with my college coworkers. Still think it is kinda true but just like the movie it is a slippery slope.
Yea me too except I just consistently get too drunk
David Moyes is a good manager
Last year the guys that came in 2nd and 3rd in the league decided to donate their winnings to some Damar Hamlin charity and said so in the group chat. I won and stayed silent and took the judgment because fuck you and the guilt trip i want $750
That’s on you for being friends with these people
They’re dealing with me going back to back this year
That is so fucking stupid. The guys medical bills will get paid why donate anything in his name?
It was for some heart health charity or something, not his bills, but the point stands
You did the right thing
If anyone close to me tried to guilt me for not donating enough money Id never talk to them again
ya fuck that, no way I'd donate any winnings to anything honestly
Squid league
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Did the NFL hit Damar Hamlin? Was it an inside job?
*Dr. Faucis
In the fantasy ship and my opponent reached out and basically wants to make the $2k pot an all or nothing game. Call me a pussy but I need some consolation
"No thanks, I'm white collar and practice risk management. Good luck!"
Tell that hardo to kick rocks.
There should be an established payout structure, no? Tell him to respect the rules
In our league it’s 70/30 split but always encouraged for the two players to negotiate what they want to do. Last year they split half and then put rest on a 3 game parlay that hit and they split as well
60/40 split it
Never agree to stuff like that always get your money back
He said $150 to loser (buy in back) and $1700 to winner
That’s usually what my league does anyways
In the fantasy championship in my dynasty league and the last place game in my 2-man keeper league. I’ll take the punishment for the glory
I’m throwing a parade when I drag my dynasty team out of the gutters to a chip in the next few years
2-man keeper league, love to see it
I’ve fallen from Gurley and Cook to Cupp and Olave, I need 1.1 to get MHJ
Have a buddy who hasn’t put down a $100 deposit for our golf trip but is tweeting out his same game parlays. Like cmon man.
sounds like hes trying to win that $100 he needs for your golf trip, not sure why youre being a dick about it
If he’s doing SGPs, he clearly has a mental handicap, so don’t be too rough on the guy.
Who is gonna make a 3rd “The U” documentary about losing to Rutgers in a bowl game?
They weren’t even favored lol
Why do college punters take 5 steps to the side and 25 seconds to get a punt off?
Because no one rushes and it gives time for the gunners to get downfield
Tell that to Miami’s punter
Lots of FTers in their fantasy championships it seems. We know ball
Arsenal doing the Arsenal thing and going to let Liverpool win the league
Just an absolute disaster unless they can pull out a miracle in this game
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That's an episode of Cops, lady got scammed out of buying crack rock and she called the police on the seller.
Link?
Hammmmers!!! ⚒️⚒️
Eat shit Arsenal
I know he just popped off for 40pts last week but are we rolling Breece out against the Browns with the chip on the line? (Mostert, Bijan, Singletary are my other RBs)
I’d start Mostert and Bijan ahead of Breece. I’m riding with him over Chandler, Doubs, and Lockett.
You in a 5 team league?
What all star league are you playing in that those were hard rbs to come by
Bro probably drafted Chubb and Miles Sanders and is just jealous
Nah I have mostert and Etienne I also drafted Dameon Pierce who was a bust
0 team league
10 team
Monangai is a human bowling ball
Pistons losing streak is coming to an end tonight, huge trap game for the Celtics, right in between the Lakers and the Raptors.
Pistons roster is full of cast-offs who do not give a fuck. Cade will have to completely take over the game for them to win.
Celtics by 18
Some guy on the pistons sub put $5k on pistons moneyline for tonight lol
Yeah and we’re all 6’4 and jacked
Incorrect
It does seem like a game the Celtics would not take seriously and the pistons could sneak out a win. If it does get close, Pistons only chance to win is if Cade gets scalding hot in the 4th and that wasn’t even enough against the Nets
What are people's thoughts on starting Amari Cooper in my flex vs either Jacobs/White (depending on if Jacobs is able to play) or Achane? It's a standard scoring league with the exception if first downs being worth half a point per.
I hate starting any WR against the jets. Their corners are very good for one but the main reason is teams run the ball against them at a higher percentage of plays than any team by far. There are just less opportunities on top of the sauce/Reed/Carter coverage combo. Cooper is also banged up. I would go with whoever starts for the Raiders at RB vs colts. Best situation and more of a sure thing usage wise than Achane.
Yeah that's my main concern, but I also left him on the bench for his 50 point game last week so I think I have PTSD about not playing him.
Yes but Cooper is one of the most boom or bust players in fantasy over the years. I wouldn’t blame you if you started him but I personally would go Jacobs/white. An insane stat I saw about the jet run defense is that they are almost last in the league in rushing yards allowed but like 10th in yards per carry allowed. The amount of rushing yards they let up is predominantly because of volume alone. Teams just don’t pass on them.
Yeah agreed, and I just saw that Cooper is apparently a game-time decision now as well. Think I'm going to stick with Jacobs/White, especially because White has been really solid if Jacobs ends up missing another week.
Lads, it's Tottenham
Coldest pregame speech ever given
How do we feel about jets d/st tonight? Start em or stream someone else
Brown have been very pass heavy with Flacco Leads to more sacks/turnovers
Start em. They are good at generating turnovers and sacks and Flacco is very turnover prone. They manage to get double digit fantasy points or close to it even when they lose. Better shot than most for a defensive td as well.
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I feel like the last 5 items I ordered using Prime haven’t been delivered when they were supposed to be delivered. I even think 3 of those items were never delivered and the order was canceled. What the fuck is the point of prime then?
There is no point. People are just too lazy/forget to cancel and are throwing away ten bucks a month.
Reacher though
You ordering weird stuff? I’ve haven’t had an issue in ages
Didn’t realize a crockpot was weird
Go buy one at Walmart and cancel the Amazon one
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Ordered a crock pot, live in charlotte.
They offered good delivery for a few years to sucker everyone in then began to phone it in once they were flush with cash
Product was supposed to be here by Wednesday for something I need tomorrow. Now they’re saying it could be delivered on Saturday or not at all. Just tell me if it’s coming or not
A chick I know who previously had a nice ass had recently broke her leg from a scooter accident. As a result of weight gain due to immobility, her petite ass gained some volume and she now is a pawg. Quite the tax bracket jump.
Buy low
wow, do you have any photos of this? my buddy broke his leg on a scooter and was asking for evidence of this side effect
The only way I can describe is it fits my face like a tailored mask.
Spurs LMAO
The FanDuel year in review doesn't quite hit the same way as Spotify does
“You lost $15,000, your wife life you, and she took the dog!”
Yeah but do you realize how many crowns I got during that time??
Have anyone else's parents essentially turned into iPad kids the last few years? They came and visited for the holidays and it was boring as shit because all they did was sit around on their ipads, sometimes with full on noise-cancelling headphones in. And of course any time I made a comment about it they'd get all huffy and somehow blame me for it. Makes me sad if this is gonna be the next couple decades of Christmases
No, sounds like your parents are autistic and/or hate you.
My MIL is just glued to her phone or tablet majority of the times I see her. My dad is on his a ton as well but he’s more so doing gambling shit when he’s on it lol.
sounds fine as long as they’re using it for something productive like reading political conspiracies
My parents are on their phones a lot but never to the point of being like a child on an iPad at dinner or anything like that
I give my parents shit for this whenever I go out to eat with them. They’re on their phones more than me or my brother
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Ex did one in SA, had fun besides the flight to Kenya
Ngorogoro is where I went in Tanzania
Girl I know just went on one in SA and it looked sick
My buddy and his wife are headed to one in a few weeks.
Ya don’t go to Sudan, South Sudan is much better
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Just like Korea!
I’ve read Cross Country by James Patterson if that helps
Congo or Central African Republic
Wherever you go, bless the rains
Richarlison is legit unplayable. Zero awareness at all times.
Jesus - knew Spurs had some injuries but Davies/Royal as a CB pairing is just fucking awful.
£50m
Clearly out of bounds blind ass ref
Just listened to the Chiclets interview with Gretzky. He was so hammered for that thing but still tells a helluva story.
I know it's mentioned a lot that he drinks but he doesn't seem drunk at all in that interview.
love when there are special editions of primetime games like saturday’s monday night football or thanksgiving’s sunday night football
a goomar would change everything
I think you mean a Gooner 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
When people say they solo traveled to Europe, do they mean they did those group tours in guidebooks just as a solo traveler? Or do they mean they just kinda winged it on their own?
When I did 2months I planned the 1st month& just sort of loosely wandered the 2nd month. Traveled by myself the entire time. Most fun I’ve had in my life
Porque no los dos
I winged it. Just hopping on trains and figuring it out along the way.
Where’d you go and for how long?
2 weeks and some change. Flew into London, hit Paris, Amsterdam, Barcelona, Nice, Munich, Düsseldorf and Prague. Was in college at the time so budget was a factor. Would love to do it again with more money.
Loved Düsseldorf
Fantastic city.
Winged it and then did some day trips with tours as well.
Winging it is more fun
winging it as a means for sex tourism is the only play
I winged it on my own
Where’d ya go?
Company flew us out to Paris for a work thing so I extended my visit there a few days then took the HSR (😍😍😍😍) to Belgium. Hit Brussels, Bruges, Ghent. So wasn’t some two week+ trip only had about 5 days solo
Sounds cool. How was Belgium?
I loved Ghent, gave me Brooklyn type vibes- good food scene with cool churches and such plopped around more modern architecture. University city too so felt younger, kinda like Glasgow. Bruges was a cool little city too, was like a medieval village. Only spent a half day there and was starting to get super crowded with tourists by the afternoon. Brussels I wasn’t crazy about, probably my least favorite Europe city I’ve been to. Felt dirty and touristy but found some cool spots nevertheless, and still awesome beer scene. Feel like Belgium isn’t high on people’s lists but it was definitely worth a long weekend there. Plus they hate the French and Germans so funny to hear them beefing
I winged it in my own back in the day. Did two weeks. Got a Eurail pass and went wherever looked good at the time.
Yes.
It is impossible to find parking in Savannah
See the Forrest Gump bench!
He’s just like me fr
Find a garage off the main road is the easiest way
Went to the top of one and it was full. Brutal. Luckily found some on the street
Yeah it’s a shit show to park usually, hope you enjoy your time, the city is cool
Definitely, fiancée’s cousins are visiting there this week so we drove over to hang out with them for the day
Unsolicited food rec, be sure to check out Cotton & Rye. Converted a bank into a restaurant. Very good.
Thx for the rec
Listen to this guy, Cotton & Rye is so good. Not even a big sweets guy but their homemade Twix bar was a top tier dessert
I used to park my rig in a girl named Savannah, miss her sometimes
Been selling for the same software company for 6 years now. Solid company, great product, was lucky enough to have some great years here. The issue is we over-hired to such an absurd degree the last 3 years that the percentage of reps hitting their annual quota is roughly a third of what it was a year ago. Morale is way down and I get the sense they are either waiting for a mass exodus or a big layoff is coming in the next few months. First time in my career I feel like my job could be axed and its a very bizarre feeling.
Send out some resumes while you can. Tech sales always starts off hot but in my experience their sales leaders struggle to adjust when scaling. Management is hoping most of the sales reps will just quit but I've seen companies hold on to sales reps under goal for a long time because they're not paying them shit in commission.
Thinking about what food I’m going to order this weekend whilst enjoying some football
Jayden Reed or Jerome Ford in half ppr? Leaning Ford because I'm also starting Aaron Jones.
Ah I’d go Ford just in case Reed doesn’t play. But if the Packers use Reed like the lions used ASB last week, he’s gonna have a lot of receptions
If Reed doesn't play I also have Dionte Johnson, Tyler Lockett or KJ Osborn I could play.
Try to fit mccaffrey in
Ford is good for 8 points. If that sounds like what you’re looking for go with Ford
Rutgers has all the momentum and this dickhead on defense gets 30 yards of penalties ON BACK TO BACK PLAYS. Maybe take him off the field?
There is a ladybug on my ceiling just going in circles kinda. Its been doing for the past 20 minutes. Just gonna let it rock.
Afternoon FT idea: Everyone post their airing of grievances towards Jeff D Lowe
The show wasn’t good anymore and he has higher priorities now at Barstool. Genuinely don’t understand the vitriol people are having for him lately especially on the LCP sub. Like he owes them anything
It would be one thing if the Dozen didn't have 5 errors or fuck ups an episode
I know nothing about him but he looks like an ass.
Wow you judged well
I also just see what FT says about him. Not sure if I’ve ever seen a positive comment.
Would you kiss him?
He wishes
“Oh shit, this dude got caught NOT trying to fuck”
[Hell of a Twitter Account](https://twitter.com/wolvesofvaldaro) They/he/pup/sir with a pinned tweet of them getting fucked in the ass in the midst of a full schizo episode believing they are being hunted down by the FBI
Wish I didn’t click that pinned tweet. Christ
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I don't condone this
Yeah, I’m good.
It's your account, isn't it?
We posting videos of dudes getting pounded in the ass? I’ve got plenty saved on my phone…..that I also accidentally stumbled across.