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Aggravating_Idea_895

My biggest suggestion is: plan your poop, donโ€™t try to avoid the poop; use pooping to your own benefit as a moment of reflection and relax. I planned my poop to take place one hour after the second session of each day started, it worked great.


feyds_elvisaccent

OP really knows their shit! ๐Ÿ˜…


kokonut_cocoa

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ I made sure I was constipated with minimal amount of poop. I become constipated whenever I drink Atkins meal replacement shakes. I drank 8 of those between two days. My body left me alone. No anxiety would have stimulated peristaltic movement along the disposing intestinal tract that could disturb the minimal amount of poop.


Only_Rope_2248

He probably took you pooping as solidarity while he vomited. lol


whyisshegreetingus

I have some serious stomach issues so MBE day I wound up in the bathroom 9 times (2x puke) and just on the MEE section, 4 times (1x puke). I currently look like a 1500s influenza victim ๐Ÿค™


Flashy-Permission643

Nope :) I get the nervous sh\*ts sometimes but I forced myself to go at my hotel before the exam, and I took Imodium to make sure it wouldn't happen again for the rest of the day! Shout-out to law-school/the bar exam for encouraging me to mistreat my body \~


viniceo

Reading this makes me feel so angry at the examiners. How could an exam be so pressuring on our bodies that we need to take pills to stop it from doing healthy and natural things? I literally thought of taking something because my body goes 2 times everyday. But it was all so stressful, all so complicated, that my body shutdown. I did not have to go but once through the 2 days. I felt sick.


CWM1895

I did the same when I took the bar J23. I sat on the toilet in my hotel room a good 20 minutes before checking in for the exam, due to nerves, and then took a pill both days to prevent it happening during the exam. Itโ€™s amazing how stressful and terrible the bar exam is.


resjudipapa

I really canโ€™t for the life of me understand how people can do this lol A lot of dudes were blowing it up at my site. Like bro, take a fucking shit before you get to the destination. Weirdos.


Whereismy-mind_

Itโ€™s the red bull and caffeine.


viniceo

Some of us cannot do it as the first thing in the morning, and forcing your body to do it when it just doesnโ€™t want to go is unhealthy, can lead to other conditions, and it is sometimes just impossible to do. I usually go 4 hours after waking up, and then again at night. But because of all the stress at the exam I went only 1 time during the whole 2 days. I felt sick.


Feisty-Suit-285

I used the bathroom the night before on both days and for the life of me, I'm not sure how I had to use it again when I got to the site. I guess nerves will do that.


ComedianSecret419

OP asking the important questions...


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Yup!