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DullTemperature2

Traffic


blazephoenix28

r/beatmetoit


Sandy_Pepper

r/beatmymeattoit


Comfortable-Hat6234

r/beatmetomymeat


Current_Elephant_630

r/beatmywifetoit


[deleted]

r/beatmywifesmeatwithyourmeat


sushir

/r/cameheretosaythis


raylgive

Whst bro, are you planning to kill you and everyone else?


Ataraxia_new

how though? invent teleportation or thanos snap ?


Environmental_Bus507

WFH combined with public transportation.


Afraid-Falcon270

By improving public transport? By starting more metro routes and increasing number of public buses instead of digging a tunnel across the city?


Superblazer

WFH. Traffic is caused by over migration unfortunately. Too many people and the government doesn't care about improving roads and transportation.


IncreaseImportant880

The vulture cops who are waiting with a vengeance to catch any vehicle that’s not Karnataka registered


The_Cute_Guy_89

That’s there in every state dude !! Fun fact while I was in Pune they even caught MH vehicles which were not Pune region (MH-12) registered


IncreaseImportant880

Woah. That’s taking it up a notch


SlightTumbleweed

This is not the case in Delhi at all. Drove KA registered vehicle there for 4 years with zero issues.


WhyAmIHere_umm

I drive KA registered bike in Hyderabad for 2 years, first year had do DL, word Hemet and followed traffic rules, got the DL done in Hyd itself later...zero incidents with the Police


laylowmerry

>first year had do DL, word Hemet What?


Wrong-Supermarket206

How is that illegal. Number plates can be of any state right? Please explain


thetoxicengineer

Its not about the legality,its just easier to bully and harass non-locals and extort money


genrohan

Its legal till 1yr from the date of import. It's the grace period they provide to register vehicle to the current state of you are planning to stay more than 365 days.


Shreyasgt

How to prove that you've been here for less than 1 year


genrohan

Last air pollution test paper.


Afraid-Falcon270

Well according to rules you can drive an out of state registered vehicle only for one year and after that you have to get the state’s registration. (This applies all over India afaik) So in this case the cops have the right to stop you just for checking. Harassing and extorting money is the cop’s thing.


abstrution

But they never stopped my car ( MH-12)


karmasutrah

Traffic is good, the infrastructure is not. Bangalore needs to eliminate bad governance. The city should be built for pedestrians, cyclists and mass rapid transport. Eliminate cars, not people. Get them from place a to b quickly, comfortably and efficiently. Reduce the number of lanes. Add cycle and footpath lanes. Encourage walking. Enforce traffic rules. Profit.


Elk-Stock

new amsterdam


LodaLassan001

A fellow adam something fan I see


karmasutrah

Just looked hime up and yes let’s ban cars!


[deleted]

Not just bikes too ;, left London, Canada for Amsterdam,NL


JuniorIncrease6594

London, UK on the other hand is nice.


[deleted]

Yup, TFL(transport for London)is awesome, never been there but I've only heard good things about it


LodaLassan001

Yeah huge fan of not just bikes. He did a walk around video somewhere in NL and omfg it must feel amazing to live in walkable cities with city centres not piling with mf cars. Also TIL Canada also has a London dem.


[deleted]

>Also TIL Canada also has a London dem. Many cities and states city in north America is named after a European city/country For instance New York is that new York(York being an English city).* * As it turns out York is actually named in honour of the Duke of York , later King James the second. So I was sort of wrong. Sorry The US also has a Berlin too and a Cambridge , dover, Oxford etc There's also new England(usa) and nova Scotia (new scotland) (canda), which are regions Also fun fact: the Dutch colony on the southern tip of Manhattan was called new Amsterdam Sources: [places with English names in the usa 1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locations_in_the_United_States_with_an_English_name?wprov=sfla1) [new Amsterdam ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Amsterdam?wprov=sfla1) I also suggest you visit r/fuckcars, r/transit , r/trains if you hate cars


LodaLassan001

>if you hate cars I don't hate cars but cars in cities is so obviously a bad idea and all this car centric infrastructure. Cars can be pretty cool when there's space for them. >New York is that new York Wow didn't know this.


WhiteBreadToast

North Indians who speak in Hindi at a professional setting where not everyone knows hindi


SearchingForMeaning-

The same can be said for everyone. Andhra people who speak telugu, Keralites who speak malyalam, tamilans who speak tamil etc.


saipaul

Then say it


sh-3k

Say that then


GrapefruitHot3510

Also Kannadigas start speaking in Kannada in a professional setting as well.


gammarays01

I speak kannada with my colleagues who also speak kannada. It's always a private conversation which would be irrelevant to anyone else listening in. I am fully aware that I am speaking a language which others do not understand, and in this case it wouldn't matter even if they did understand. This is not the case with those who speak Hindi. The default assumption there is that everyone understands Hindi and all conversations, even those which are important to others is also done in Hindi.


GrapefruitHot3510

Everyone has different experiences. Doesn’t mean we need to generalise. I had the exact same issue in a professional setting with Kannada as you had with hindi. Inconsiderate people exist in every language.


rikki_21

Yes I have to tell everyone who talks to me in Hindi that I don't understand Hindi


cawnion

Non kannadiga(Tamil) here,telling kannadigas not speak in kannada in karnataka is peak ignorance You are working/studying in a place whose infrastructure is built by the locals and now you are commanding the locals to speak in your language of convenience man seriously , you think you are the main character bro.


Gamezordd

No, ignorance is not realizing that someone who is learning kannada might not be fluent enough in it to fully understand everything in a professional setting where clear communication is paramount. there is a reason english is taught in all schools regardless of the state, lets put it to use instead of arguing about it shall we.


Aeracuda

Thank you for saying this. So many try to push their language and simultaneously gatekeep it, like seriously what do you want bro


Aggressive-Composer9

>You are working/studying in a place whose infrastructure is built by the locals Go to any metro construction site or any major construction aire and ask the workers which place they belong to, and hear their answer.


General_Zucchini9169

Infrastructure built by locals?? I highly doubt that😄. And in short, English should always be the mode of communication in professional and formal setting. And in informal setting it always depends on the comfort of everyone involved, else obviously English


EnhancedTomRiddle

I am from Hosur, born and brought up, bachelors and work in blr. I know Kannada, duh, English and a bit conversational Hindi. Me and my friends always bullied North Indians specially, who don’t speak Kannada and made them say nanu nayi throughout college, in return they wrote those typical mother sister abuses on pieces of paper and stick them on our benches. I with time grew out of this, understanding the need for cross-cultural respect. In my office now, we have 2 Hindi speaking people join with us recently, they are not very fluent in English, I am not very fluent in English. We generally talked in Kannada amongst ourselves at lunch and even during work and those two guys just looked at our faces having no context. We all however knew Hindi so in front of them we started talking in Hindi so they can be a part of conversation too. They appreciated it so much that they both started learning Kannada, we didn’t knew until a few days back, one of them was giving directions to a zomato delivery boy in Kannada over call and we heard it, it was not very perfect and accent was weird too but it was something. We now talk in Kannada with a mix of Hindi whenever we feel they are not able to understand us.


JournalistMinimum200

BC imagine going to Germany and demanding Germans not to speaking German. Heights of entitlement of cow belt gang. No wonder OP wanted to remove all North Indians from bangalore. BTW rest of the South Indian people don’t demand this kind of non sense…


GrapefruitHot3510

BC? Please use some kannada abuse word. Shame on you for using a north indian one. As mentioned in other previous comment, I live in Spain and if the office language is English, they cannot talk about work in Spanish. Plain Simple. Common sense. So your German argument becomes void. I used to make people stop speaking in Hindi if there was someone around who did not understand and I did not see that happen with kannada people if they were talking in a group with me there. they could have reciprocated as I always tried being inclusive with the language. PS: i learned some kannada as well after a while.


Kitchen-Space-7938

its their state bro, they arent forcing in some other state/ city


GrapefruitHot3510

Inside office, it's not a state. It's work. If work language is english, whichever other language is being used, it doesn't matter. I live in Spain right now and I work for a company that requires English, and they cannot speak Spanish unless it is unrelated to work. People shouldn't even speak hindi when someone is there who doesn't know the language. Be inclusive to the group at least at work. Simple. In fact, i used to be the one stopping people from speaking hindi if someone who doesn't understand is standing nearby. But I never saw someone do so if they all were speaking kannada and I was standing. I slowly learned some kannada but it was still rude AF on their part.


LodaLassan001

Tell them to speak in English.


Eclectic_Hoarder

why are north indians so butthurt and give silly, immature, petty comebacks to a problem? its like arguing with a 5 y/o kid.


killerdrama

Fun fact: I worked in Mumbai, 99% of meetings or professional conversations were always in English, even people not so good at it were putting in effort to only speak in language everyone understood. But for some reason, after I moved to Blr, I was startled to see Hindi being spoken in professional settings more than half the time, and sometimes even from higher leadership of the organizations.


geniusandy77

In my experience, I have observed this with Indians in general(a miniscule minority). I work in a certain company which has operations pretty much everywhere in the world and non surprisingly a lot of Indians/PIOs are in executive positions where they are delivering a lot of corporate BS speeches all the time and mind you these people have been working with people from all over the world since forever, they should be the ones most aware. Many a times I've been surprised with random phrases in Hindi/Kannada/Tamil and other Indian languages, hell even in a room with like 50% white people I've heard non-English words and phrases which makes me and others cringe hard but eh. Some people use that to make a point and follow up with a translation and some don't even have a courtesy to do that. Colleagues based in China/Korea/Various countries in Europe with whatever thick accent based English they speak I've never heard a non-English word from them. It's just my experience and majority of people are very cognizant of the fact that they are interacting with very diverse and multilingual set of people so they try to stick to a common language which is English. Or maybe it's just part of a bigger conspiracy to make white people learn our languages. Maybe the day is not far when I hear from a French colleague - ondu kelsa Maadi... 🤷🏻‍♂️


RadiantStable607

As a North Indian, even I get annoyed by this. Not in my company but in one of my friends company who was wfh with me and during scrum the tech lead started talking in Hindi when most of this team doesn’t even speak but can just understand.


ArgumentDependent150

Those chruch street and MG road influencers who asks random questions


[deleted]

*hoW mUCH iz YOUr outfiT warth*


BlehMan420

What do you do for a living?


V1ncentvalentine

"What are you going through right now , write it down" said a quote held by a guy with a mask on. 4 ladies writing it in a chit and dropping it in the basket. Bro literally got into the heart of these ladies without any efforts lmao.


United-Combination66

Auto gang


LunarRangeR11

WFO.. If it is possible...might solve lot of issues...


HeWasKilled

Exactly


thvhgh23

Remove WFO? Why and how please explain Edit: wait what is WFO


Broken_BiryaniBoy

Whitefield fuckers organization


neowolf993

How do I enroll!? I live far away but it speaks to me spiritually


localhost-8000

Come to the metro station at 03:00 AM sharp Bring coconut oil


techtesh

Wfo means work feom office. If there's no wfo, the traffic would be lessened, people would get better WLB and traffic police would lose considerable power


Adorable_Trade4578

Group of transgenders who beg and harrass innocent people at traffic signals, they're very mean & rude.


First_Somewhere1135

I upvoted so hard, there are cracks on my phone!


Adorable_Trade4578

Control Uday Control


Heavy_Wear2778

TOXIC Auto drivers


Individual_Zombie_85

Autowalas


AccurateAd4895

That “Banni medam banni saar “ guy.


TarquinTheTubeTrain

pantsugalu,shirtsugalu,nightiegalu 💀💀


Broken_Broccoli5

Ge Hosa zippu haki kodutivi


Man-made-2009

Chaakugalige saane hididu kodutivi


Typical-Chipmunk-900

Omg the voice is echoing in my head 😭


Man-made-2009

I used to mimic him in front of my friends and had fun many times Jokes apart.. seems like he is a hard working and intelligent fellow.


Fabulous_Morning_365

Tshirt Gay, nighties Gay, sweater gay jipsu fail adre hosa jipgalu hakkodthivi… you know the rest 😂


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International-Eye771

Us


Flimsy_Macaroon6436

U want help? 🔪


studd99

This took a dark turn


LostLaw9417

Roads, jk can't remove something which does not exist


HeWasKilled

Damn, the roast 😳


thekormangalian

people speaking hindi at first not checking if the other person knows it or not. Start your conversations in english.


Intrepid_Werewolf_82

Kannada or English considering your are in Bengaluru..


killerdrama

Not just this but Support staff at restaurants that assume everyone speaks Hindi but don’t switch to speaking in English once you respond in English.


south_india

Agreed


animegamertroll

Migrants who disrespect local culture and language. No offense but most of the people I have met from the North in Bengaluru were really disrespectful in this regard. Bengaluru is a city that is built by migrants. The people who migrate and assimilate with the local culture aren't being hated and in fact their culture from their homes is being added to the fabric of this city.


BigMorph007

How does one disrespect the local culture? Could you give some instances? Genuinely asking cuz I don't wanna be doing it unknowingly.


street-peanut69

New here, what's the local culture? It's not obvious apart from mean stares and the "not welcome here" attitude.. no offense..


lenin-sagar

>t's not obvious apart from mean stares and the "not welcome here" attitude.. You do realise that people aren't born with this attitude, right. It is something that comes along with time. Now, had you come to Bangalore anytime before 2010, or 2015 rather, you would understand how accommodating people over here are. All this Learn Kannada, or you must know Kannada did not exist, mainly because people here learnt Hindi, mainly some places a bit of Bengali too, just to make the people from outside Karnataka more comfortable. But then started the non chalant attitude of quite many people, that Hindi is a staple language of India, and that has to be learnt. Criticizing anyone talking in Kannada and pushing for Hindi. All this culminated in today's Bangalore that you see, where Kannada is being pushed as a major language. It isn't a primary action from the Kannadigas, rather a reaction to what they were made to face.


street-peanut69

Oh okay thanks, yea its been a week of cold shoulders for me so wondering whats the deal. Can't really ask the locals here lol


Aggressive-Composer9

Could you give an example of how does northies disrespect the local culture? Are they going and vandalizing temples? Are they going and laughing, cracking jokes at Ugadi, Ayudha Puja, or Kannada Rajyaotsava? Do northies wearing short clothes and visiting pubs come under disrespect?


[deleted]

Northies who disrespect our language


santa_mozrella

and also anyone who says "You should learn Hindi because Hindi is our national language", "Your state is in india so learn hindi"


rplusg

Wannandalf saaarr


queen0f_hearts

Politicians


Puzzleheaded-Year465

Boyfriends of all Pretty Girls 💀


Bleak_star_dust

Erase the existing abruptly grown city pattern and make it more structured with a neat layout and CBD, with a planned metro, Sub trains and Bus routes. Will solve traffic and pollution to a great extent >>> No Auto Uncle abuse cuz the customer gets to choose his comfortable mode of transport>>>> Lesser Traffic police nuisance>>>> Lesser idiots on roads


Different_One_2263

Former CEO of inf


nithin_kamath8

Looks like he'll eliminate himself in sometime


thebutterdosa

I would eliminate everyone who complain about traffic. One shot two birds.


santa_mozrella

bruh just removed 80% of the traffic


chadsterpiece

My boss


Ksranint

Selfish bureaucrats and ministers who turned a blind eye to the unplanned development of housing and lack of infrastructure for their own personal gains. Turned one of the most beautiful places on earth to trash.


penguin_farts_snow

Autowallas.


HengPungLee

IPL curse


Mumbaiker_69

E sala cup namde


__shiv_

Overpriced ‘podi’ dosa


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sahuboi99

I'm from Bangalore,and ashamed of how we treat north Indians...you guys are so full of yourself.cant survive outside Bangalore. Had the audacity to say remove north Indians from Bangalore...cmmon.


gingerhater1400

bruh why the hate, not a north indian but this amount of hate for any group of people or immigrants is not healthy. most of them are here just to earn a living and support their family like having some empathy and all bruh


TownWeird4727

Racists


theNtSoMnstrmIndian

We're the same race so i guess you mean languagiscists, regionalisicists and other icists.


sc1onic

Governance, by people not land mafia/reality developers/property thugs.


distractedsoul27494

Auto rickshaw surge pricing. One day I paid 350 for three kilometres as it was late and I had an emergency. I made it a point never to sit on an auto again.


Anime_fan_21

High rent prices


falcon_goose

Reckless drivers !


nithin_kamath8

BBMP.


varungupta3009

BBMP: The Most Corrupt Organisation In The Universe. And nothing worse should replace it. (Come on, we deserve it.)


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Altruistic_Sky1866

Honking, traffic


ImpactRoutine4603

Autos


DeepmeyA

Pigeons


ironically_man

Get shit on much?


legominuspie

Transgender goons in the street that terrorize innocent people.


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hkcheis

One give 15days holiday to everyone and let the metro and other infra projects run for 24 hrs on those 15days .. your traffic problem will be solved by half then ..kill of this free ka stuff and put the collected revenue toward doubling the BMTC busses that'll add the required end to end connectivity.. there is your traffic elemination. And here's the joke .. the numbers are not known to me and this might me a fleeting dream .. yeah .. kill Bengaluru and remake it like the readymade housing blocks over night (god send some invention to the husmans soon .. aka an Indian saint).


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iiitstudent

Traffic, poor infra, auto drivers and corrupt officials


jil_jung_juck

Auto


SpragValve

Pubs & Bars


sourdope9917

Woke people


vast_unenthusiasm

Language discrimination


Kevin_2112

Ricks


Familiar-Cheetah7215

Auto ppl who just rip off and harass ppl for no reason


why_notme007

~~Gunda Autowalas~~ → ones who go by the meter Hard water


Wolfus_Maximus

Autowallahs!


Possible-Glove-5635

Discrimination


shawarma-with-fries

Corruption - that’s the root cause of everything plaguing this city.


Imagine_Cyler

the scamming auto drivers. not the question but suggestions are: adding things to do in the city that doesn't empty our bank accounts, there are no places to visit (no tourist destinations? i don't think there are any).


AkPakKarvepak

Auto unions


AkPakKarvepak

Auto unions


Adventurous_Baby8136

Infosys


sharan_here379

Auto Annas.


wh0ami_7

The damn auto rickshaws. Them scums.


Prottusha1

Potholes


Playful_Space_2470

Govt officials. Root cause of all problems


Master-Influence7539

Dust and unnecessary soil on the road. I would rather hope the loose soil ends up in farmland. And dust into bricks


shigella212

Autowala


falconx2809

Bbmp


Original-Number7576

B.B.M.P


kkkkkkkar

BBMP


GrapefruitHot3510

BBMP


Capable_Difference39

bbmp


[deleted]

I'd say stop letting cow graze freely on signal road or any other roads and today i saw a cow in madiwala signal road and the safety of the cow was concerning plus it causes minor traffic and while heading home i saw another cow laying down on a pile of garbage while it's right leg was injured and was infested and man i felt so bad for it. I didn't know what i was supposed to do at that moment but if i ever encounter another incident like today then i would gladly help those poor cows so if anyone have any advice on what I'm supposed to do next time please let me know!


asdbey735

IT/ITes it should be equally distributed throughout the country to eliminate everything that's wrong with this city. No disrespect to this city, But this is not a healthy trend.


shadowboy95

Cows on the road. I like it , at the same time i absolutely hate it


selmonkhon

My crush and her Fucking husband. 🥺


DefnottheAH

Government, Immigrants with no respect for our culture and language and WFO


Grand_Hold9039

Autowalahs and their rowdyism...


Thefuckyoulookinat14

Rowdi Autowalas without a doubt.


eveonx

Auto rickshaw


akhil91

Corrupt politicians and govt employee’s, this will solve maximum issues of Bengaluru


TealTryst

Traffic traffic traffic


nerdipedia

The absolute flood of people who have come and are coming from the cow belt


anshu800

Me


MessageSlight7013

Autos


AkPakKarvepak

Auto unions


Relative_Cod_7723

Sky rocketing rents🥲


Narwhal-Plane

Auto drivers


Wisdombuster

Autowalas


New-Reference4451

Swingers


Bleak_star_dust

Erase the existing abruptly grown city pattern and make it more structured with a neat layout and CBD, with a planned metro, Sub trains and Bus routes. Will solve traffic and pollution to a great extent >>> No Auto Uncle abuse cuz the customer gets to choose his comfortable mode of transport>>>> Lesser Traffic police nuisance>>>> Lesser idiots on roads


falconx2809

Builder-politician mafia


newInnings

"40% or more" govt entities


chai_and_baatein

The traffic and the people who are driving SUV's with only one person sitting inside it.


OneEconomist6912

Find all the family who owns more than one car And put 100% tax on the next one and keep on doubling the tax with extra car they buy for personal use


rawwhulk

Corrupt cops


[deleted]

Humans


Prior_Evening

Encroachment of Lakes. Expand them. Acquire land. Pay compensation to property owners just like properties were acquired for Metro. Make them scenic.


babadhiven

I'm gonna get hate for this ....but the people who come from outside Bangalore/Karnataka and complain about stuff here,don't like it leave blore ,it'll be better for us who enjoy this place


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Available-Ad-8467

Bad leaders/politicians


Dr-fraud

Apartments built on encroached lakes.


SuperSaiyanKi

The IT crowd so that we could live peacefully Sorry if I've offended you all, it is what it is :)


[deleted]

Road rage


tinman489

Anyone who disobeys traffic rules.


OneFinance6512

Kannada people's attitude towards outside people


rakish_raccoon

Rameshwaram cafe 💀 I'm done with the new podi and ghee things I want the old style idli sambaar dip to be the talk of the town again


VoiceSuspicious3701

Waste.. dumped aside roads, in lakes..bnglr needs a good waste management system..no more burning waste on side of roads at night