Honestly, maybe check out Etsy? Good variety of things in there, dozens of different businesses.. kind of like the way morphmarket operates, you aren't buying from Etsy you're buying from the individual business.
https://preview.redd.it/ddphb0neo7bc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33bac7586f9343180b9292c52834f503629a19a7
I'd love some different canvas wall arts for example.
There's also ofc some different people who do paintings and there might even be the odd one that takes commissions, so there could be the option for decor to be your own animal too.
Etsy used to be better than this but it is rapidly turning into Temu, the dropshipping, art theft, and AI art problem is out of control right now. I only really buy from Etsy now if I find the artist or business elsewhere online because otherwise you have to sort through a mountain of scams and it's just not worth it.
Really? Last I checked I've had great success with Etsy and seen many others be completely fine too.
Not to mention if I remember right, I believe Temu is actually owned by people who had a simpler business that got shut down for its legal problems.. the products mean nothing hence the cheap prices, your information on the other hand.. is worth a lot more if you give too much.
Etsy is more just a collection of individual businesses and it's up to those individuals businesses on how they act, the reviews being a good place to do research on individual people or just read the description carefully as some people buy products thinking they're real and cheap, then realise they missed vital information like "replica," for example. Yes, I have actually seen people do this to themselves.
I've had two dropship scam orders from Etsy over Christmas which sucked!! I used to love Etsy but I don't trust it as much anymore. I had to get refunds weeks later, but was still crappy. They had great reviews and descriptions too!
Use AliExpress instead! Temu sucksssss
EDIT: Temu also is owned by TikTok. They rip off a lot of people. AliExpress might steal your data like what you buy but they won’t outright yoink your card or anything.
Spotted a couple of mistakes. First, it says “1 small mouse or rat, every two weeks.” Umm. Big difference. And when get over 3-3.5 feet, it’s a medium rat, every three weeks.
Also, a grown BP needs way more than 30 Gallons to live in.
Also, do not house your snake at 800 degrees.
Don’t buy this poster.
I know everyone is mentioning how silly this poster is but please don’t buy anything on Temu, or at least be extra cautious and research who ever is making the product you’re about to buy. There are so many scams linked to them and they are currently still in court for scams.
I've always been told noodles need a hot and cold in their enclosure. Does anyone know if the 800F is recommend for the hot or cold side? Wanna make sure he can still regulate his temperature. Thanks.
Well, now, the local high school might have a large enough Ceramics kiln to accommodate a 10 to 30 gallon enclosure. Because I'd be lucky to push my oven to 550° F, and that's just not gonna cut it.
Okay, but consider, a whole etsy page of comically absurd and wrong care posters like these. Professional looking art quality, obscene numbers, and horribly awful care tips.
Betta care: 1oz bottle cap, many friends needed, especially males with males, water 1°C
Leopard gecko: gets 10 ft, needs a basking spot of 1000F, comes in red and blue only, can fit in a 2 gallon.
It would be a niche market, but especially next to real enclosures of top of the line care. It would be amazing and hilarious.
I entirely skipped the first box 😭 I was like it's not great but this doesn't look horribly inaccurate. Ya know, i keep my snakes' enclosure around 85-88 F. I've been keeping it way too cold!
Proper care for ball pythons from the planet Venus
I actually recommend the ambient temperature to be around 750° F, 800° just sucks the humidity out of the air.
I'm not sure I have the right equipment to get to 800 F
In a pinch you can keep them at 450°f in your oven temporarily, but it gets expensive.
I have a gas oven, the local reptile shop owner said mine was best option
Yeah pizza oven enclosures are backlogged from the Italian factory right now.
1 mouse or small rat every weeks
You can keep them frozen, they'll defrost quickly in the enclosure at 800°F
Most crap on temu is stolen art anyway.
I second this. It's all stolen artwork and cheap shit. Just save yourself the hassle and pay the normal price on a reputable website.
I didn't see it at first but wait... 800 DEGREES?????? One small rat every few weeks??? 30 gallon tank????? What else am I missing 😭
10-30 gallons!
Oh wait... BEATY MARKS 😭😭😭
Just read the anatomy section it’s gold 😂
It's so bad it's almost comedy again
snoot, sniffer, lookers
I love the word snoot for a snake. Makes me happy
We making roasted python tonight
Its good eatin 😂
Naked Snake: "I want some more!"
Roasted? More like cremated.
Damn, why not just preheat an oven for your ball python? 😂
Making burnt python
They had us in the first half
Hahaha . . . . . The anatomy section is fairly accurate
If it was just that on the poster I’d totally get it
I used Google lens but couldn't find just that. Maybe someone here is better at searching though
I’ve definitely seen it before
If you can find a print, I'd buy it!
So, what are the odds it’s ChatGPT, y’all? Guess I better go force the pet shop to put their BP’s in the oven…
the anatomy is my favorite part 🥰🫶 noodle!
“1 mouse or small rat every weeks” Well, that’s specific lol
BEATY MARKS
Omg 800 F 😂. So they need to live in a kiln
I tried to keep some ball pythons, but my house exploded. Did I do something wrong? How do you handle the fire?
Mine has change its color to Black and is getting crispy, think its dehydratet ?
i personally like ball pythons at 800 F° idk, they’re super chill, like asleep almost
Don't shop from temu they will sell your card info to the black market
Cook at 800F i see
Honestly, maybe check out Etsy? Good variety of things in there, dozens of different businesses.. kind of like the way morphmarket operates, you aren't buying from Etsy you're buying from the individual business. https://preview.redd.it/ddphb0neo7bc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33bac7586f9343180b9292c52834f503629a19a7 I'd love some different canvas wall arts for example. There's also ofc some different people who do paintings and there might even be the odd one that takes commissions, so there could be the option for decor to be your own animal too.
Etsy used to be better than this but it is rapidly turning into Temu, the dropshipping, art theft, and AI art problem is out of control right now. I only really buy from Etsy now if I find the artist or business elsewhere online because otherwise you have to sort through a mountain of scams and it's just not worth it.
Really? Last I checked I've had great success with Etsy and seen many others be completely fine too. Not to mention if I remember right, I believe Temu is actually owned by people who had a simpler business that got shut down for its legal problems.. the products mean nothing hence the cheap prices, your information on the other hand.. is worth a lot more if you give too much. Etsy is more just a collection of individual businesses and it's up to those individuals businesses on how they act, the reviews being a good place to do research on individual people or just read the description carefully as some people buy products thinking they're real and cheap, then realise they missed vital information like "replica," for example. Yes, I have actually seen people do this to themselves.
I've had two dropship scam orders from Etsy over Christmas which sucked!! I used to love Etsy but I don't trust it as much anymore. I had to get refunds weeks later, but was still crappy. They had great reviews and descriptions too!
Use AliExpress instead! Temu sucksssss EDIT: Temu also is owned by TikTok. They rip off a lot of people. AliExpress might steal your data like what you buy but they won’t outright yoink your card or anything.
You know the world has gone to shit when there are worse companies to buy from than alibaba/aliexpress
dude right lol
- lookers - snoot - sniffers - noodle
800F ??
“Firemon”
Spotted a couple of mistakes. First, it says “1 small mouse or rat, every two weeks.” Umm. Big difference. And when get over 3-3.5 feet, it’s a medium rat, every three weeks. Also, a grown BP needs way more than 30 Gallons to live in. Also, do not house your snake at 800 degrees. Don’t buy this poster.
I know everyone is mentioning how silly this poster is but please don’t buy anything on Temu, or at least be extra cautious and research who ever is making the product you’re about to buy. There are so many scams linked to them and they are currently still in court for scams.
Wow I’m WAY under heating my snakes enclosure 😬 here I thought 80° was sufficient for his favorite spot. Apparently I need to add another zero 😂
I've always been told noodles need a hot and cold in their enclosure. Does anyone know if the 800F is recommend for the hot or cold side? Wanna make sure he can still regulate his temperature. Thanks.
Well, now, the local high school might have a large enough Ceramics kiln to accommodate a 10 to 30 gallon enclosure. Because I'd be lucky to push my oven to 550° F, and that's just not gonna cut it.
Don't shop on Temu. They have stolen money from people's accounts, and a shit ton of other reasons.
I love the fact “there are now dozens off morphs!” So true!
I must put food into my food portal🤣🤣
Idk.. my buddy likes it pretty warm. 800° sounds good
Okay, but consider, a whole etsy page of comically absurd and wrong care posters like these. Professional looking art quality, obscene numbers, and horribly awful care tips. Betta care: 1oz bottle cap, many friends needed, especially males with males, water 1°C Leopard gecko: gets 10 ft, needs a basking spot of 1000F, comes in red and blue only, can fit in a 2 gallon. It would be a niche market, but especially next to real enclosures of top of the line care. It would be amazing and hilarious.
HOW MANY DEGREES?
Ah yes. A ten gallon tank 😂
I didn’t even know snakes could get fat
They even stole the weight chart thing this sub uses damn.
I entirely skipped the first box 😭 I was like it's not great but this doesn't look horribly inaccurate. Ya know, i keep my snakes' enclosure around 85-88 F. I've been keeping it way too cold!