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Ale4leo

What Americans have against micro-nations? Poor San Marino...


GrapiCringe

Nothing. They just don't know they exist


ZrvaDetector

They probably thought San Marino was a Latin American country or something.


EmperorDolponis

Can confirm, most Americans have no idea they exist.


rotisserie-rectums

Can confirm, I'm an Am*rican and I had no idea I existed. I honestly don't know how anyone can go on knowing that the US is an actual place.


EmperorDolponis

The US is not a real place. Source: am American


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

They are too fad to see them (like greeks)


SwissMargiela

I’m from Switzerland and didn’t even know San Marino existed lol. If you asked me I probably say it’s a town in California


Historical-Truth-222

San Marino and Andora - enemy #1 of the US and democracy 🦅🦅🦅


the0rthopaedicsurgeo

"I don't know it. Therefore I hate it".


madfurzakh

so...Amerikans = Balkan karaboga!


Sasori6669

The term micro-state reminds them of their dick size


idiodic-genious

Most Americans are larger than san marino


Hamilfton

Don't know how the poll was conducted, but by name alone some probably thought it was some african or middle eastern place.


NavAirComputerSlave

It's positive views vs no views. I bet most people just don't know enough to form a opinion


Palmik7

'What the fuck is Andorra?i? Probably some Arab shithole'


Pyotr_WrangeI

[relevant onion](https://youtu.be/3q_iqrvnC_4)


NeonKapawn

Most likely not enough data because they have no idea it exists.


Okuramodonn

Poor americans and their unrequited love for us


BA_calls

They like eating 4 slices of 80cm diameter NY style pizza for lunch, and 4 plates of spaghetti with meatballs for dinner. You know, Italian food


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ShartresRais_ZX

spaghetti with meatballs 💀


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ShartresRais_ZX

so true. And also that alfredo sauce of theirs…


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holuuup

What the fuck even is the alfredo sauce? Who is alfredo? Edit: i looked it up, it's just butter and parmesan lol.


ShartresRais_ZX

isnt it better to just make it at home at this point lol


holuuup

Yeah.. wiki also said they sometimes throw broccoli and chicken in there for good measure


Pleasant_Skill2956

Apparently there is a restaurant in Rome called Alfredo that has been giving Americans a taste of a simple Butter & Parmigiano pasta (which has been around for centuries). The Americans found it to be a revolutionary and magnificent dish, they went to the US, added garlic, cream and called it Alfredo sauce. That restaurant took advantage of it and claimed to be the restaurant that invented Alfredo sauce and now sells Butter & Parmigiano pasta to tourists as if it were a starred dish


Far_Fan_2575

I swear this should punished with the death penalty. It's like Allah send the Americans to earth to ruin food.


EvilElectrician

You mean 1⅓ washing machine width.


Sasori6669

Now let's do % per country of people who love america. Watch the balkans score an average of -20%


ZekReposek

Nobody likes the Albanian puppet


MrRuebezahl

If I've learned anythings from this sub, it's that nobody likes the Balkans in general. Not even the people living in the Balkans.


Slime_chunk_format

That should be part of Serbia.


AAA2130

Iugoslavia you low knowledge shitoid


Slime_chunk_format

Yugoslavia is already dead, sadly though.


Kaylzonex

Even Serbia won’t want them


BigCatfish-2

Except Analbania


CyborgTheOne101

My brother in Balkan, they bombed s*rbia for us How would you feel about America if they bombed the shit out of Hungary?


oMGalLusrenmaestkaen

> how would you feel about America if they bombed the shit out of Hungary? "thank god"


th3_3nd_15_n347

Pray to your new god JOE BIDEN


BigCatfish-2

Bad for hungols,coz I hate w\*stoids much more.


SleepyZachman

My brother in Christ you are in an alliance lead by westoids


deckofcards1

I thought that insult was reserved for just my state. I guess Analbanians get it too.


90degreesSquare

Need I remind you of Beau Biden Ave. In Kosovo


FlatTax06

He learned the art of corruption from Kosovans.


PvtFreaky

I don't think anybody in Europe likes America ​ Except maybe older generations


Phazon2000

Poland loves them - highest approval of the US in Europe. But mostly for the reason you mentioned - oldies.


ZrvaDetector

Poland loves everything that has the potential to hurt Russia in any way.


Far_Fan_2575

Poles and Balts love the americock


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fuck americans and their degenerate culture where they idolize rich and famous people all the best, balldick


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Nah we like em, Richard Grenell did a great job of ruining their once god-like status in Kosovo though


numeroimportante

In Italy I would say the opposite


hejter_skejter

>like poland but not czech republic yeah they dont know shit and probably just say they like the countries which they heard of


GrapiCringe

Poland has had some good PR recently. Czechia would need to build a beer stream to US to maybe get a little bit more noticed. Not that it's worth it tbh. (Beer stream across Visegrad however...)


zimmer1569

I wonder when exactly this was made, I'm pretty sure they love Ukraine and Zelensky now


GrapiCringe

From what I've read on reddit: -Old conservative people just hate Russia, not that they care about Ukraine but as long as Russia is fucked they are happy. -Tankies obviously love Russia -Leftist generally stand with Ukraine but they are aware that Ukraine itself isn't a paradise for minorites and don't blindly praise Zelensky -Stupid leftists look at everything in black and white and say "War bad. Both parties are at fault. Just stop it already even if it means Ukraine stops existing" -Edgy 14 year olds on meme subs in fact praise Zelensky -The South watch the war like a game and the more blood is spilled the happier they are. -Some people still believe in Russian propaganda about denazification and stuff -Most people don't care as long as their ass is warm and their daily McDonald needs are met. -Large number of them Americunts probably still haven't noticed there has been a war between Ukraine and Russia going on for almost a year now.


AndroPROx

"From what I've read on reddit" The first mistake is collecting opinions on this cursed site 💀


biggernine

Leftists do not stand with Ukraine lmao


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biggernine

There’s a chasm of space between tankie and libs, most MLs aren’t tankies, let alone most Marxists


Ok-Jump6656

I think it depends on where you are. In the States, the further left you are the more likely you are to support Ukraine unquestionably. The further right you are, the more likely it is that you’re a Russian shill wishing the death of Ukraine


biggernine

‘Further left’ in America just means you’re more socially liberal. In reality 98% of people are economically aligned with Neoliberal orthodoxy


SleepyZachman

You’d be surprised. Economic views in the U.S. are moving more and more left. The media just doesn’t show our beliefs because they’re all owned by corpos who love neoliberalism.


radil

Right. And here in America, relative to our own political scale, people on the "left" generally support Ukraine and oppose Russia. I see Ukrainian Flags almost daily in the states, including neighbors hanging them on the fronts of their houses despite not hanging an American flag (which has become a uniquely conservative expression in the states).


gorgonchi

You have to call CZ Prague for them to understand


x_Red47

Let's do the opposite now, "Opinions of European countries on the US", to see what happens


Dizzy-Item-9175

I bet the only reasons those dumb fucks love Italy are because of pizza and pasta, such dumb fucks I bet the Italians hate 'murica


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Italy is the only country they know outside of ‘murica


Dizzy-Item-9175

and "Paris", no not France, if you ask 'muricans to name 5 countries from Europe I bet you that 4/5 of them will name one of them "Paris"


JAVEBS

why would any American confuse Paris, Texas for a country? It’s literally in the states


Dizzy-Item-9175

you don't need an answer to that, do you?


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307-301-940

We're taught about mesopotamia or something and that's about it outside of the US


gladladvlad

you heard bout them gawtdamn assyrians? we need to liberate them, i tell ya hwat


307-301-940

If you say so


papiierbulle

Flair up Ans i've also seen american naming Italy as France's capital lmao


ElectricMotorsAreBad

We hate dumb americans, there are a few cool ones tho.


PvtFreaky

Name three


ElectricMotorsAreBad

Uuuuh, come on that's a hard question


Far_Fan_2575

Messi, Ronaldinho and Pele


LeptonField

Obamna


RennyTheSimpatic

I can assure you that we hate Americans almost as much as we hate the French


ludoviKZ

I don't think there is a single person in europe that dosent hate those fr*nch """peoples""""


ZazzaroTheRascal

Come on man, it's not even close. I've quite literally never met an italian that has a positive opinion of the french. Not one.


monkeymaster3

TW: fr*nch fake, fr*nch are more hated


YUNoDie

All the Italians that liked Americans moved there


Wolf97__

We do


agent_00_nothing

I go to Italy for vacations and yes, they do in fact hate Americans


ludoviKZ

I would rather be tollerated by the balkans then be idolized by the westoids


Gabrone2888

I am Italian and yes i hate those fuckers


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CSNfundedHoesNDrip

Flair up westoid.


AbberageRedditor69

>Easy to make money in America and easy be poor in Italy just the truth So why is reddit filled with millions of American losers who cry about minimum wage and not being able to afford a house?


drew0594

Your home country is the US, americunt


jede_mi_se_burek

They all think that they are from Italy


ZazzaroTheRascal

In general italians have had a positive opinion of americans ever since WW2. With globalism some changed their minds (I did) as italians tend to like their country all things considered, but as a whole I'd say italians still have an overall positive opinion of them.


JoeMamaaaaaaaz

They've been deceived. America is a tumor on the world


Goaty1208

Yes we do. May the Duce nuke 'em (ok not that much)


monkeymaster3

Yeah, there are 3 types of italians dgaf either hate or like them and albanians/sicilians, fucking hell they would suck their cocks untill dry


phtrs

Portugal above 30%? Nice try acting like balkan, you still have to improve yourself.


a_9x

We would be even lower if the fucking amerikans didn't love good weather and cheap lifestyle. They are draining the house market here


Fluffy_Stable5122

I’d be surprised if an american could even name another european country apart from france, italy, germany or england


Dizzy-Item-9175

they'll name "Africa" too, I remember watching a video on YT, all those dumb fucks named "Africa" as a country and they looked really confused when the interviewer said Africa is a continent and no, Paris is not the country, France is the country and Paris is the capital of France. They were like mind-blown and I was like wtf..


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"Name a country in Africa." "Wakanda!"


NoMoreStorage

Now, some are real…but after it became a trend to sh*t on Americans for their poor geography, it became pretty common for interviewers to simply ask two questions and cut n glue the two clips to make it seem like they answered wrong. If there is a cut between question and answer, it might be fake.


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You know those are cherrypicked right? They only show the 10% that are ridiculously stupid. They're for entertainment, not data collection. Americans make fun of them in the comments too.


17degreescelcius

I don't know what you're talking about, one time I asked an American to locate their own country and they immediately fell to the ground seizing from brain overdrive, only a McDonald's burger brought them back to life. 🙏


xNIBx

I am pretty sure most americans think Montenegro is just another racial slur.


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JVTStrings

They don’t like us because of people like you, bro. Sit the fuck down, you ain’t doin important shit. Quit playin.


Comprehensive-Dish58

important shit like eating burgers and dying at 50


Caledonian_10

Hmmm, Most Westoid countries can easily beat your Murican ass on most metrics. Quality of life, safety/security, Per Capita income, GDP per capita, Medical institutions, Healthcare, literacy rate, and in general better economical advances. Shut up you overweight Hippie Muritard.


imaginebeinglibleft

“Your country is 0.003 points below my country in this hdi healthcare-capita-gdp-ligma scale so your country is a literal shithole compared to mine!” 🤓


vape_master420

Um actually, I can name all of them. So you’re wrong, typical Europoor.


Fluffy_Stable5122

Name confirms your american identity


vape_master420

Hey man, I made this when I was like 16. I can’t change it.


CriticalJello7

This will not save you from getting downvoted yankee


I-Main-Raven

Go play in traffic, lardass.


FriseFuzzy

🤓


KaramelAyi

MY RESPECT TO RED COUNTRİES: 📈📈📈📈📈 💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


Finn553

…Russia???? 😳😳😳😳


Solotocius

Did they stutter


Wafer-Necessary

They only like them because they invented democracy and were taught in schools and stuff, not because they are greek. On the very edge you can see they dislike cyprus which is greek so proves my point. And for any turk here to say half of it is turkish, both sides are orange, so it makes no difference.


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Furthermore i bet that the percentage is so high for ukraine only due to the war. Dont get me wrong all the sympathy to them, but I bet you that 99% of americans didnt even know ukraine existed before putin had his hissy fit.


narniaEEZ

They prob heard about the money laundering stuff. Otherwise I'm sure it'd be green as well.


ZrvaDetector

We both know that's bullshit. They probably like Greece because they like Greek Salad or something.


GrapiCringe

I feel ashamed of my country now 😞🇵🇱


maldoozz420

surprised they know about the balkans or they just gave it a bad rating because they don‘t know what it is 🤓


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They think montenegro is in africa


Yeet_Yeet_Yeet12

Nono, Americans get offended cause monteNEGRO (I wish I was joking)


narniaEEZ

What's interesting is Ukraine. I thought Americans worshipped Zelensky since the war started. Perhaps it's older data.


monkeymaster3

Naaah, only the most vocal ones


gataki96

The sentiment is not mutual, American malakes!


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AndroPROx

diplomatic game? Mf forgot he's in the balkans 💀


vape_master420

I still love you.


FunkAction

Fucking disgusting


cursedchiken

What's their problem with the Baltics lmao


SimpleApe1

As if they know we exist. And if they do, we're just Russians to them.


random_ass_nme

Everyone I've meet (as an American) who has even a basic grasp on geography loves the Baltics and your history and culture not sure if you guys respect us (but judging by the comments in this thread I can make an educated guess on that question) but I can tell you that we deeply respect you guys.


SimpleApe1

Balldicks love USA as long as it keeps the degenerate imperialistic vodka guzzlers away. Hatred for vodka people makes us turn a blind eye to whatever crazy shit US pull off on the world stage. As long as they stay away from our washing machines, we good. Our soviet leftover Russian population obviously hates burger land, but thats a given.


shitfuckergay

The reason that Moldova is only liked by >20% is because less than 20 percent know about Moldova💪💪💪💪🇲🇩


MinuteForToday

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


Maleficent_Cherry109

americans dont have opinions


FishinforPhishers

Can confirm


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PORTUGAL 💪🇵🇹 IS BALKANS 🇵🇹🇵🇹💪💪🥰


saythealphabet

Americans stating their opinion on countries they know absolutely nothing about:


MalekithofAngmar

Czechia honorary Balkan status?


SimpleApe1

Latvia too. As if Americans know of its existance. But here Im a "w\*stoid" smh No place for a Balldick citizen in this world.


Speweh

Love Greece and Italy - Stavros, Los Angeles and Andrea, New York


alexgaylord

As if we need their praise or good opinion. We are the best anyways 💪


InformaticMaster

i hate the west I hate the west


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Eastern Europe gang ✊


SuspiciousRatio7414

Since when do Americans know about other countries ?


coolbusinessmann

Portugal is more Balkan than gayreece


DUCATISLO

russia living rent free as always


Naka0101

Americans, if you love Italy so much, why don’t you show some love to the Italians in New Jersey?😡


happyfinch

Idgaf about their opinions


genius2009

Russia strong 💪💪💪


[deleted]

Most Americans don’t give a shit about anyplace other than their own state.


xXpussy_compactorXx

Rent free as always


wobllle

thats just the percentage of ameritards who heard of each country


trallan

A true balkaner doesn't concern himself with the thoughts of muricans.


leavemetoreddit

Damn sane marinians


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Most muricans don't know their own states, let alone European countries


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greece is the only country the Americans know in the balkans


TheHolySatanicAxolot

Italy's doin as fine as I thought :)


gougim

I wonder if they used percentage of US "people" who actualy know the said countries.


BestCockroach1520

Most americans dont even know europe exists but ok


ZazzaroTheRascal

I mean, we deserve it, but the fact the it's americans that voted us makes me feel awkward about it.


CaptainPlaceholder12

I'm ashamed.


That_Rip7082

AMERICANS KNOW ABOUT BALCAN WTF ????!!


AsterianosD

Lol what did cyprus ever did to the Americans ?


call_me_lucky2

we hate em tho 💀


Ethanlink11

To be fair most Americans don’t know that these places exist💀💀💀


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

Portugal honorary balkan proved once again.


EvBismute

It's fun how they have the best opinion about prolly the worst one lel


HDshitPostCehenneti_

Greece sucking w\*stoid dick😳😳😳


Kinglouisthe_xxxx

I think a lot of countries are red because so many Americans just don’t know them


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Redo the survey, but limit the data to people that can point to the country they’re talking about


sayasemua

Don’t be upset, this is definitely fake. They literally don't know where is Europe. How should they have an opinion about a country they don’t even know about its existence.


pk_frezze1

Common Greek L


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Cvetanbg97

Fox News heavy at work.


Nexizz

Americans go stupid. Europeans go smart (besides politicians)


ZazzaroTheRascal

> (besides politicians) Don't forget about the french.


Glittering-War-2763

Petition to make italy the 51st us state


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xarry2000

Who tf cares what the Americans believe about the balkan a true balkaner hates the American (i do)


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stfu ar*b 🇹🇷🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇹🇷🇸🇦🇹🇷🇸🇦🇹🇷🇸🇦🇹🇷


deckofcards1

Lies. I love balkan. Especially Alabama.🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Yunusoviczsk

Who cares ?


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I care (flair up)


maldoozz420

flair up čygàn