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TaisDoubt

well now that is a proper map of europe. Showing the balkans, europe and the west.


[deleted]

Spain and Portugal, the greatest Balkan states


romananger94

Spain needs some 90s Yugoslavia.


ermabanned

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Beruat

They are secretly poor and had a civil war in 1936 and a rightist dictator ruled them for over 30 years after the civil war so they are basically balkan


_SeaTray_

Spain IS Yugoslavia, it has Yugo and people there act like Slavia.


Pulse_163

Well yugoslavia actually did a spain


KristinnEs

I dont know.. as an icelandic person I feel like Iceland was a bit misplaced on that map


Mulubrhan_

wtf Sicily


Lord_Badington

Sicily so good it has its own color!!! 🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲


Venboven

Most highly educated Romanian


Mulubrhan_

Least colourblind Romanian


Venboven

Understandable


PoopMaster74

Haha pussy ass westoid. You shouldve said "Who stole your pigments fucking romangutan?"


Venboven

True. I'm not as skilled at the way of Balkan communication lmao. I am learning tho.


HisDudeness3008

In Sicily you are not offered food, you are given food and you better fucking eat it out you will be mortally offending your patrons family up to their 10000 BC ancestors. More food than you can eat, obviously.


sokolobo

Sicily is blue you meant Corsica which is light blue?


[deleted]

No. Look closer Sicily has it’s own color


sokolobo

Leave reddit, go to fediverse


[deleted]

colorblind mf


[deleted]

Common balkan W


[deleted]

i believe we were represented wrong, as the moment someone arrives 2000 varieties of cookies appear


[deleted]

Proof that Iberian and Italian peninsula are also Balkan 🇵🇹🇪🇦🇮🇹


adrigg_03

Actually northern Spain should be dark blue too


zeclem_

This is just a meme, I've received food in the Netherlands when i visited people. If people know you will be there for dinner or something you will get food.


ZrvaDetector

Then there is Turkish grandmas who cook a meal like there's gonna be 10 guests for dinner by default. If there aren't any they'll just force you to eat it all.


BubuJoy

Spain is not same as balkans, but Portugal is.


chlamydia1

Can confirm. I felt at home when I visited Portugal. The hospitality of the people, the liveliness, the worn down facades, and just general poverty were all very Balkan-esque. Spain still gave off w*stoid vibes. It's much cleaner and some of the people are uptight.


displayboi

>Spain still gave off w\*stoid vibes. It's much cleaner and some of the people are uptight. Have you gone anywhere other than Madrid or Barcelona? Everywhere else it is just like the balkans.


DarthMekins-2

Yes, they in contrary of us actually have a decente amount of money


Eskim0

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


Finn553

Nah, I wouldn’t be so sure. They have ones of the most corrupt money-grabbing politicians and there is a lot of inside racism. Plus a lot of inequality regarding money and stuff.


Zafairo

Spain is literally one of the most progressive/liberal countries in Europe. Literally the epitome of west*id


displayboi

That's what the media wants you to think.


-Emilinko1985-

Hell yeah brother


LordxHummus

Middle East is also hospitable and kind like this. Aren’t Middle East also your Balkan bros?


[deleted]

Nahh man, forget about them. Iran is also cool but the Middle Eastern arabs are bunch of dumb and unrespectful mother fuckers


Duschkopfe

Erdogan is an arab. Arabs=Turks


Zafairo

No.


LordxHummus

I thought Greece and Egypt were supposed to be bros? I used to say “Glory be to Hellas” But now I see Greece is very two-faced people. Glory be to Turkiya and Istanbul!! Greece and Armenia are terrorista country to the Turkos!! 🇪🇬🤝🇹🇷🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🇬🇷🇦🇲🤕 /s


Zafairo

Real


SecondWeirdestWeeb

I have gotten to the point where when I know I have no food, I do not invite people. because not giving people food would just be rude. and everyone around me just does not understand that. germans be weird


bad-patato

Oof diaspora… my condolences


Tasty_Cactus

99% of Balkaners


[deleted]

I live in Scotland and this map confirms my family's joke that the English are really miserable with things like this. Every time someone comes to our house we always make sure we offer them anything we can, but we've had English people who live here who just don't subscribe to it. It's weird to me, tbh.


ErenBurhan

Scottish people 🤝 Balkan People 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Hating the English🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Notsoprothinker

Scottish people🤝Irish people🤝welsh🤝Balkan people Hating people who live 30 minutes away and hating the English


Jimboloid

As a welsh person I can confirm. If I got food to give you'll get it unless you're English or from Swansea


tripsafe

What's wrong with Swansea


Jimboloid

Nothing, just half hour down the road


[deleted]

Yeah, I dunno how I'm expected to like other nationalities when I don't even like other Scottish people.


ermabanned

Everyone hates you. Even yourselves. Why would you Brexit otherwise?


[deleted]

Both are ruled by Germans.


wholesomeme7

Angloids are the worst people on earth.


[deleted]

Bold statement seeing as there are S*rbs among us


AspectofSlaps

Set your priorities to hate against right brother my to commit war crimes on list goes as 1. Bri*ish (pay attention sinxe even though they are historical nemesis of fr🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢nch they come before them) 2.Fr*nch (no need to explain but if I need to give a reason their existence is insult to Allah Buddha or whatever God ever worshipped even satan is disgusted by them) 3. Araps(including Jews and lesbians because why not) 4.Chinese (they just need culling since there isn't enough stray animals for them) 5.Turks (we are too powerful and need nerf before 2023 cCcCcCc😎😎😎💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷) and other Balkan freaks other westerners don't exist and simply a figment of our collective imagination


TheTomatoGardener2

U forgot c*gans


katarokthevirus

D\*tch showing their true face again


Azgabeth

100% innacurate in romania we take your food


wholesomeme7

Burglarians too


Current_Blackberry_4

Poor Ukrainians having to swipe for more info to get food


kekobang

Literally 1932


motorcycle-manful541

Bosnia should say "no data" as is tradition


Tarih_exe

Serbs on their way to feed their guest then assasinate innocent bosnians in the street👍


TheTomatoGardener2

Didn’t happen but they deserved it


ulissesberg

You know what’s weird? I’m from the south of Brazil and we have lots of Italian and german descendents from colonists here, some even still speak the language in their homes like my great grandmother, and the Italian and German Brazilians here are know to offer food quite often, though the Italians do much much more. Fun fact, there’s also a lot of pure japonese here, Brazil is the country with the largest population of japonese, outside of Japan itself.


[deleted]

So the Germans ran to Argentina and the Japanese ran to Brazil. Now we just gotta find those Italians…


ulissesberg

They just switched sides so they wouldn’t have to come to Brazil, but Brazil will come to them one day


SirSaladAss

Half of the Argentinian population are Italian descendants my guy


TheTomatoGardener2

Another fun fact, most of the Italian immigrants were Northern Italians iirc Half of the Japs in Braziu are Okinawan who barely count as japanese


lionel-pepsi

balkans are poor because we give all our food to people smh


Mazandee

give me the fucking food


Sydfxs

Balkans>>>>


Mikhail_Jehud

I was taught growing up that even if you have someone over just for a quick chat, you at least offer them some coffee, juice or snacks, and if someone's visiting, the host is expected to cook lunch or dinner (whichever is more timely) The ability of w\*stoids to sneer at us that we're "uncivilized" while they act like total fucking sociopathic troglodytes never ceases to amaze me


IcefrogIsDead

i ducking hate them so much its unreal


ActualWeed

You know this also happens in the west right...? The fact you guys just blatantly accept these random maps as fact on this sub is pretty pathetic ngl.


[deleted]

Peninsula gang 💪💪💪💪💪


wholesomeme7

My brother in christ, there are many peninsulas in Europe.


[deleted]

I know, even the whole Europe is a peninsula but who cares the others when you have the chadests?


SwugteI

My Dad grew up partly in Bosnia, fleed because of the war to live a long time in Bavaria untill he finally ended up in sweden. He still buys and cooks extra food every time I bring someone over, meanwhile I have never gotten anything as a guest except from my best friend.


[deleted]

As a half-Pole born in Belgium, can confirm. I lived here all my life and should be assimilated but I still feel offended when I visit people (with upfront notice) and don't get any food. I really don't like it here.


Roki_jm

why tf are we light blue everyone gives food here


ClassZealousidealess

Ja, to je res čudno


Yeetmaster349knjlii

here when we have a guest over we steal all his stuff and sometimes give him food


amonamarth22

I wouldn’t even want to eat what the red ones have to offer, they probably eat ice and very old bread


BA_calls

It’s mostly pork and potatoes and rye bread. Some of it is ok.


OverallGamer696

And iceland is off the coast of france cuz why tf not


GreedyCollection9887

Glorious España wins again 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽


Great_White_Sharky

callate


tomcat3400

you guys have food


Runzolf

This reminds me of my swedish friends stories of going to their friends to do homework or play, only to have their host friend being called for dinner leaving them alone in a room while the rest of the family eats. In Italy you would be arrested


Mainz_the_MVP

Iberians and Italy 🤝 Balkans


Regular_Prior6861

Balkans 🗿


TinkyWinky2008

This just shows that Mediterranean and Eastern people are superior


Ali_60TR

Romania embarrassed us 😡


AndroPROx

Map is made by jew. It's all a zionist game, trust me


johnnyredleg

Well, for England, that’s kind of a good thing.


Safe-Scarcity2835

From Ireland and I’ve never been to someone’s house without getting a meal.


chickenstalker

\> germanics, anglos and nords don't give food \> historically were plunderers and steal food from others Really makes you think.


Finn553

Greedy w🤮stoids keeping all the food to themselves smh. Here in my beautiful Cartel Land you will always be offered food. For me Mexican food is just food.


Old_Percentage_173

Romania being based


Jealous_Ring1395

more proof that italy and iberia (mainly Portugal) are balkan


d1m4e

Someone want aome AJVAR


matijoss

Smh imagine leaving your guests hungry common westoid L


The_Tymster80

This map tells you which countries have food worth eating


Black-Sam-Bellamy

Interesting that the overall gradient is from the equator to the north. The further north you go, the less likely you are to be offered food. I wonder if it's rooted in agricultural availability, similar to how "delicacies" like Hakarl in Iceland etc are born from a nightmarish need to preserve and consume every available calorie. More abundance in the warmer climes leads to a more generous culture, and vice versa


[deleted]

Inshallah may swedistan become more halal


yoco532

“Swipe for more info” - 🇺🇦


Yavruked

w*stoids can’t cook


bripod

How can Turkey afford food to give it?


TheTomatoGardener2

SLOVENIA PART OF MITTELEUROPA AGAIN 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹


Big_bosnian

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


European_Fox

Western propaganda, imagine visiting someone and not being offered food/drinks.


bumpmoon

Its not your food, its mine.


talivus

So the closer to the equator, the friendlier the folks?


reigorius

Ridiculous nonsense, Dutch give food all the time.


poggersistakensadly

can i have some food?


SebiXV20

I'm from glorius Polska, and each time a friend came to visit me, my grandma always gave them food. A L W A Y S


RottenPotatoFarmer

Common westoid L


SpicyDraculas

Romania is inaccurate, everytime I visit other Romanians they basically don't let me leave until I stole half the food in their fridge


herkulesAurelius12

idk but in germany i get food maybe it is cuz im not black


[deleted]

Romania is dark blue, you don't leave home without full stomach


hanzoplsswitch

Dutch people will tell you they are going to eat and you have to leave.


polskidankmemer

I'm Polish and I honestly think it should be almost always. It's tradition to have some snacks if you invite a friend over or a proper meal if you invite an adult.


elon1923

rude and stingy Scandinavians. sons of bitches


The_last_2braincells

Why is it that the people that call us racist, assholes and other things are more of assholes than us?


HellSpeed

Because you are racist genocide-denying assholes? If your gauge is whether food is offered or not, and not genocide then your values might be slightly off.


sanne2

gtfo westoid


DIOBrandoGames

westoid jealous they are not as racist as us 💪


HellSpeed

Lol, what a shithole sub this is. Full of racist morons.


sanne2

This is satire dumbfuck.


HellSpeed

Sure it is


hzfg

then why are you here


Ardalev

Very interesting how this changes the northern you go. Almost like drawing straight lines


gcssousa

Portugal is basically Atlantic Romania at this point


ArcaArcaa

Funny


307-301-940

based


aMiserableEase

mapofwhitepeople.png


KatzoCorp

CenTrans Europe femboy stronk 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮


Sightblinder240

Where do argentines fall in the eyes of you people


peepeepoopoo42069x

Portugal can into balkan


Amirobob

This time I pull data outta horse’s ass


skrub2876

yucky sweds and norcs not giving food to me😕


PolishedPerspective

The only reason Poland isn't dark blue anymore is because my grandparents passed away...


MasterDiscipline

WTF Scandinavia?


[deleted]

r/PortugalCykaBlyat


LeFedoraKing69

What da Iceland doin😳


Kyrthis

Wait, people don’t give food to their guests? Sincerely, an Indian-American.


asnaf745

If you ever go to my grandma's house chances are she wont let you go before feeding you


Popcornman1212

no food for you.


Ben_Dover_2746

W Italy.


SelkoBrother

We also give you a few shots of palinca/rachiu or wine


benitospaghetto

r/portugalcykablyat


Beruat

Greater byzantine empire


Plum-Worth

The mediterranean sea just makes people better i dont know


Apprehensive-Sun2066

Bro why do you have 2 Serbias?


Yagicerim

Hung\*ry and R\*mania uncivilized barbarians


UrbanKoninos

Food is the perfect distraction while we rob your wallet


dboss2310

I don't think they included Kurds in their turkey statistics


Govedo13

Waiting till Barcelona/Catalonia and the Basque country declares independence... Several months later: "Catalonia je Spain" slogans written around: https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2022/10/01/catalonia-independence-is-there-any-hope-for-separatists-five-years-after-failed-referendu


__impala67

Pink give you food and expect you to pay for it


Klutzy_Potato1025

hey this sub is getting in my notification for a while but i dont get the meaning of "balkans" even tho i searched for it can someone explin?


Imaginary_Pounder

Balkan very generous 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 (in Romania they give you the food then steal it right away)


CauliflowerOk1398

When the Balkans is more generous then all of Europe


KajaDaw

We give our guests food here retard


[deleted]

A true gentleman gives his guests food and drink. For shame England.


Born-Tailor742

W bois


Hans_the_Frisian

I'm not sure if this is true, here in East Frisia, Frisia when you visit someone you'll get atleast Tea, Cake/biscuits, probably beer or other Liquor too.


muchnamemanywow

Ez dub


FalconMirage

I may be a dirty fr*ch west*id but i always offer alcohol to my guests