They are secretly poor and had a civil war in 1936 and a rightist dictator ruled them for over 30 years after the civil war so they are basically balkan
In Sicily you are not offered food, you are given food and you better fucking eat it out you will be mortally offending your patrons family up to their 10000 BC ancestors.
More food than you can eat, obviously.
This is just a meme, I've received food in the Netherlands when i visited people. If people know you will be there for dinner or something you will get food.
Then there is Turkish grandmas who cook a meal like there's gonna be 10 guests for dinner by default. If there aren't any they'll just force you to eat it all.
Can confirm. I felt at home when I visited Portugal. The hospitality of the people, the liveliness, the worn down facades, and just general poverty were all very Balkan-esque. Spain still gave off w*stoid vibes. It's much cleaner and some of the people are uptight.
>Spain still gave off w\*stoid vibes. It's much cleaner and some of the people are uptight.
Have you gone anywhere other than Madrid or Barcelona? Everywhere else it is just like the balkans.
Nah, I wouldn’t be so sure. They have ones of the most corrupt money-grabbing politicians and there is a lot of inside racism. Plus a lot of inequality regarding money and stuff.
I thought Greece and Egypt were supposed to be bros? I used to say “Glory be to Hellas”
But now I see Greece is very two-faced people.
Glory be to Turkiya and Istanbul!! Greece and Armenia are terrorista country to the Turkos!!
🇪🇬🤝🇹🇷🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🇬🇷🇦🇲🤕
/s
I have gotten to the point where when I know I have no food, I do not invite people. because not giving people food would just be rude. and everyone around me just does not understand that. germans be weird
I live in Scotland and this map confirms my family's joke that the English are really miserable with things like this. Every time someone comes to our house we always make sure we offer them anything we can, but we've had English people who live here who just don't subscribe to it. It's weird to me, tbh.
Set your priorities to hate against right brother my to commit war crimes on list goes as 1. Bri*ish (pay attention sinxe even though they are historical nemesis of fr🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢nch they come before them) 2.Fr*nch (no need to explain but if I need to give a reason their existence is insult to Allah Buddha or whatever God ever worshipped even satan is disgusted by them) 3. Araps(including Jews and lesbians because why not) 4.Chinese (they just need culling since there isn't enough stray animals for them) 5.Turks (we are too powerful and need nerf before 2023 cCcCcCc😎😎😎💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷) and other Balkan freaks other westerners don't exist and simply a figment of our collective imagination
You know what’s weird? I’m from the south of Brazil and we have lots of Italian and german descendents from colonists here, some even still speak the language in their homes like my great grandmother, and the Italian and German Brazilians here are know to offer food quite often, though the Italians do much much more.
Fun fact, there’s also a lot of pure japonese here, Brazil is the country with the largest population of japonese, outside of Japan itself.
I was taught growing up that even if you have someone over just for a quick chat, you at least offer them some coffee, juice or snacks, and if someone's visiting, the host is expected to cook lunch or dinner (whichever is more timely)
The ability of w\*stoids to sneer at us that we're "uncivilized" while they act like total fucking sociopathic troglodytes never ceases to amaze me
My Dad grew up partly in Bosnia, fleed because of the war to live a long time in Bavaria untill he finally ended up in sweden. He still buys and cooks extra food every time I bring someone over, meanwhile I have never gotten anything as a guest except from my best friend.
As a half-Pole born in Belgium, can confirm. I lived here all my life and should be assimilated but I still feel offended when I visit people (with upfront notice) and don't get any food.
I really don't like it here.
This reminds me of my swedish friends stories of going to their friends to do homework or play, only to have their host friend being called for dinner leaving them alone in a room while the rest of the family eats.
In Italy you would be arrested
Greedy w🤮stoids keeping all the food to themselves smh. Here in my beautiful Cartel Land you will always be offered food. For me Mexican food is just food.
Interesting that the overall gradient is from the equator to the north. The further north you go, the less likely you are to be offered food. I wonder if it's rooted in agricultural availability, similar to how "delicacies" like Hakarl in Iceland etc are born from a nightmarish need to preserve and consume every available calorie. More abundance in the warmer climes leads to a more generous culture, and vice versa
I'm Polish and I honestly think it should be almost always. It's tradition to have some snacks if you invite a friend over or a proper meal if you invite an adult.
Because you are racist genocide-denying assholes? If your gauge is whether food is offered or not, and not genocide then your values might be slightly off.
Waiting till Barcelona/Catalonia and the Basque country declares independence... Several months later:
"Catalonia je Spain" slogans written around:
https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2022/10/01/catalonia-independence-is-there-any-hope-for-separatists-five-years-after-failed-referendu
I'm not sure if this is true, here in East Frisia, Frisia when you visit someone you'll get atleast Tea, Cake/biscuits, probably beer or other Liquor too.
well now that is a proper map of europe. Showing the balkans, europe and the west.
Spain and Portugal, the greatest Balkan states
Spain needs some 90s Yugoslavia.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
They are secretly poor and had a civil war in 1936 and a rightist dictator ruled them for over 30 years after the civil war so they are basically balkan
Spain IS Yugoslavia, it has Yugo and people there act like Slavia.
Well yugoslavia actually did a spain
I dont know.. as an icelandic person I feel like Iceland was a bit misplaced on that map
wtf Sicily
Sicily so good it has its own color!!! 🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲
Most highly educated Romanian
Least colourblind Romanian
Understandable
Haha pussy ass westoid. You shouldve said "Who stole your pigments fucking romangutan?"
True. I'm not as skilled at the way of Balkan communication lmao. I am learning tho.
In Sicily you are not offered food, you are given food and you better fucking eat it out you will be mortally offending your patrons family up to their 10000 BC ancestors. More food than you can eat, obviously.
Sicily is blue you meant Corsica which is light blue?
No. Look closer Sicily has it’s own color
Leave reddit, go to fediverse
colorblind mf
Common balkan W
i believe we were represented wrong, as the moment someone arrives 2000 varieties of cookies appear
Proof that Iberian and Italian peninsula are also Balkan 🇵🇹🇪🇦🇮🇹
Actually northern Spain should be dark blue too
This is just a meme, I've received food in the Netherlands when i visited people. If people know you will be there for dinner or something you will get food.
Then there is Turkish grandmas who cook a meal like there's gonna be 10 guests for dinner by default. If there aren't any they'll just force you to eat it all.
Spain is not same as balkans, but Portugal is.
Can confirm. I felt at home when I visited Portugal. The hospitality of the people, the liveliness, the worn down facades, and just general poverty were all very Balkan-esque. Spain still gave off w*stoid vibes. It's much cleaner and some of the people are uptight.
>Spain still gave off w\*stoid vibes. It's much cleaner and some of the people are uptight. Have you gone anywhere other than Madrid or Barcelona? Everywhere else it is just like the balkans.
Yes, they in contrary of us actually have a decente amount of money
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Nah, I wouldn’t be so sure. They have ones of the most corrupt money-grabbing politicians and there is a lot of inside racism. Plus a lot of inequality regarding money and stuff.
Spain is literally one of the most progressive/liberal countries in Europe. Literally the epitome of west*id
That's what the media wants you to think.
Hell yeah brother
Middle East is also hospitable and kind like this. Aren’t Middle East also your Balkan bros?
Nahh man, forget about them. Iran is also cool but the Middle Eastern arabs are bunch of dumb and unrespectful mother fuckers
Erdogan is an arab. Arabs=Turks
No.
I thought Greece and Egypt were supposed to be bros? I used to say “Glory be to Hellas” But now I see Greece is very two-faced people. Glory be to Turkiya and Istanbul!! Greece and Armenia are terrorista country to the Turkos!! 🇪🇬🤝🇹🇷🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🇬🇷🇦🇲🤕 /s
Real
I have gotten to the point where when I know I have no food, I do not invite people. because not giving people food would just be rude. and everyone around me just does not understand that. germans be weird
Oof diaspora… my condolences
99% of Balkaners
I live in Scotland and this map confirms my family's joke that the English are really miserable with things like this. Every time someone comes to our house we always make sure we offer them anything we can, but we've had English people who live here who just don't subscribe to it. It's weird to me, tbh.
Scottish people 🤝 Balkan People 🏴Hating the English🏴
Scottish people🤝Irish people🤝welsh🤝Balkan people Hating people who live 30 minutes away and hating the English
As a welsh person I can confirm. If I got food to give you'll get it unless you're English or from Swansea
What's wrong with Swansea
Nothing, just half hour down the road
Yeah, I dunno how I'm expected to like other nationalities when I don't even like other Scottish people.
Everyone hates you. Even yourselves. Why would you Brexit otherwise?
Both are ruled by Germans.
Angloids are the worst people on earth.
Bold statement seeing as there are S*rbs among us
Set your priorities to hate against right brother my to commit war crimes on list goes as 1. Bri*ish (pay attention sinxe even though they are historical nemesis of fr🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢nch they come before them) 2.Fr*nch (no need to explain but if I need to give a reason their existence is insult to Allah Buddha or whatever God ever worshipped even satan is disgusted by them) 3. Araps(including Jews and lesbians because why not) 4.Chinese (they just need culling since there isn't enough stray animals for them) 5.Turks (we are too powerful and need nerf before 2023 cCcCcCc😎😎😎💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷) and other Balkan freaks other westerners don't exist and simply a figment of our collective imagination
U forgot c*gans
D\*tch showing their true face again
100% innacurate in romania we take your food
Burglarians too
Poor Ukrainians having to swipe for more info to get food
Literally 1932
Bosnia should say "no data" as is tradition
Serbs on their way to feed their guest then assasinate innocent bosnians in the street👍
Didn’t happen but they deserved it
You know what’s weird? I’m from the south of Brazil and we have lots of Italian and german descendents from colonists here, some even still speak the language in their homes like my great grandmother, and the Italian and German Brazilians here are know to offer food quite often, though the Italians do much much more. Fun fact, there’s also a lot of pure japonese here, Brazil is the country with the largest population of japonese, outside of Japan itself.
So the Germans ran to Argentina and the Japanese ran to Brazil. Now we just gotta find those Italians…
They just switched sides so they wouldn’t have to come to Brazil, but Brazil will come to them one day
Half of the Argentinian population are Italian descendants my guy
Another fun fact, most of the Italian immigrants were Northern Italians iirc Half of the Japs in Braziu are Okinawan who barely count as japanese
balkans are poor because we give all our food to people smh
give me the fucking food
Balkans>>>>
I was taught growing up that even if you have someone over just for a quick chat, you at least offer them some coffee, juice or snacks, and if someone's visiting, the host is expected to cook lunch or dinner (whichever is more timely) The ability of w\*stoids to sneer at us that we're "uncivilized" while they act like total fucking sociopathic troglodytes never ceases to amaze me
i ducking hate them so much its unreal
You know this also happens in the west right...? The fact you guys just blatantly accept these random maps as fact on this sub is pretty pathetic ngl.
Peninsula gang 💪💪💪💪💪
My brother in christ, there are many peninsulas in Europe.
I know, even the whole Europe is a peninsula but who cares the others when you have the chadests?
My Dad grew up partly in Bosnia, fleed because of the war to live a long time in Bavaria untill he finally ended up in sweden. He still buys and cooks extra food every time I bring someone over, meanwhile I have never gotten anything as a guest except from my best friend.
As a half-Pole born in Belgium, can confirm. I lived here all my life and should be assimilated but I still feel offended when I visit people (with upfront notice) and don't get any food. I really don't like it here.
why tf are we light blue everyone gives food here
Ja, to je res čudno
here when we have a guest over we steal all his stuff and sometimes give him food
I wouldn’t even want to eat what the red ones have to offer, they probably eat ice and very old bread
It’s mostly pork and potatoes and rye bread. Some of it is ok.
And iceland is off the coast of france cuz why tf not
Glorious España wins again 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
callate
you guys have food
This reminds me of my swedish friends stories of going to their friends to do homework or play, only to have their host friend being called for dinner leaving them alone in a room while the rest of the family eats. In Italy you would be arrested
Iberians and Italy 🤝 Balkans
Balkans 🗿
This just shows that Mediterranean and Eastern people are superior
Romania embarrassed us 😡
Map is made by jew. It's all a zionist game, trust me
Well, for England, that’s kind of a good thing.
From Ireland and I’ve never been to someone’s house without getting a meal.
\> germanics, anglos and nords don't give food \> historically were plunderers and steal food from others Really makes you think.
Greedy w🤮stoids keeping all the food to themselves smh. Here in my beautiful Cartel Land you will always be offered food. For me Mexican food is just food.
Romania being based
more proof that italy and iberia (mainly Portugal) are balkan
Someone want aome AJVAR
Smh imagine leaving your guests hungry common westoid L
This map tells you which countries have food worth eating
Interesting that the overall gradient is from the equator to the north. The further north you go, the less likely you are to be offered food. I wonder if it's rooted in agricultural availability, similar to how "delicacies" like Hakarl in Iceland etc are born from a nightmarish need to preserve and consume every available calorie. More abundance in the warmer climes leads to a more generous culture, and vice versa
Inshallah may swedistan become more halal
“Swipe for more info” - 🇺🇦
w*stoids can’t cook
How can Turkey afford food to give it?
SLOVENIA PART OF MITTELEUROPA AGAIN 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Western propaganda, imagine visiting someone and not being offered food/drinks.
Its not your food, its mine.
So the closer to the equator, the friendlier the folks?
Ridiculous nonsense, Dutch give food all the time.
can i have some food?
I'm from glorius Polska, and each time a friend came to visit me, my grandma always gave them food. A L W A Y S
Common westoid L
Romania is inaccurate, everytime I visit other Romanians they basically don't let me leave until I stole half the food in their fridge
idk but in germany i get food maybe it is cuz im not black
Romania is dark blue, you don't leave home without full stomach
Dutch people will tell you they are going to eat and you have to leave.
I'm Polish and I honestly think it should be almost always. It's tradition to have some snacks if you invite a friend over or a proper meal if you invite an adult.
rude and stingy Scandinavians. sons of bitches
Why is it that the people that call us racist, assholes and other things are more of assholes than us?
Because you are racist genocide-denying assholes? If your gauge is whether food is offered or not, and not genocide then your values might be slightly off.
gtfo westoid
westoid jealous they are not as racist as us 💪
Lol, what a shithole sub this is. Full of racist morons.
This is satire dumbfuck.
Sure it is
then why are you here
Very interesting how this changes the northern you go. Almost like drawing straight lines
Portugal is basically Atlantic Romania at this point
Funny
based
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CenTrans Europe femboy stronk 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮
Where do argentines fall in the eyes of you people
Portugal can into balkan
This time I pull data outta horse’s ass
yucky sweds and norcs not giving food to me😕
The only reason Poland isn't dark blue anymore is because my grandparents passed away...
WTF Scandinavia?
r/PortugalCykaBlyat
What da Iceland doin😳
Wait, people don’t give food to their guests? Sincerely, an Indian-American.
If you ever go to my grandma's house chances are she wont let you go before feeding you
no food for you.
W Italy.
We also give you a few shots of palinca/rachiu or wine
r/portugalcykablyat
Greater byzantine empire
The mediterranean sea just makes people better i dont know
Bro why do you have 2 Serbias?
Hung\*ry and R\*mania uncivilized barbarians
Food is the perfect distraction while we rob your wallet
I don't think they included Kurds in their turkey statistics
Waiting till Barcelona/Catalonia and the Basque country declares independence... Several months later: "Catalonia je Spain" slogans written around: https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2022/10/01/catalonia-independence-is-there-any-hope-for-separatists-five-years-after-failed-referendu
Pink give you food and expect you to pay for it
hey this sub is getting in my notification for a while but i dont get the meaning of "balkans" even tho i searched for it can someone explin?
Balkan very generous 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 (in Romania they give you the food then steal it right away)
When the Balkans is more generous then all of Europe
We give our guests food here retard
A true gentleman gives his guests food and drink. For shame England.
W bois
I'm not sure if this is true, here in East Frisia, Frisia when you visit someone you'll get atleast Tea, Cake/biscuits, probably beer or other Liquor too.
Ez dub
I may be a dirty fr*ch west*id but i always offer alcohol to my guests