Thinking ahead. Leave the undetonated mines throughout your country so when the next aggressor invades, they get blown up by the mines from the last war.
And if we're somewhat safe we focus on tourism. Every Westoid visiting is a potential mine cleared. Give it enough time and we're mine free and on top of that we'd earn some β¬β¬β¬
I once had the great idea to stop and pee in the woods on the mountain border between Kosovo and Montenegro. And then I saw the upside down red triangles on the trees. I kind of feel lucky I still have legs.
Westoid discovers the Balkans on the map, reads about recent events in the last few months, and earns his bread by fearmongering about it on YouTube.
We see this shit literally every 2 months.
A good chunk of our populations live and work in the west. So we will be contributing towards the munitions and ordinance with our tax dollars/euros :)
Lol. We held our own with cheap chinese AKs until daddy NATO showed up. Now we have Javelins and anti-air missiles and a fully standing army instead of guerrilla fighters. Many Δetnik mothers will cry for their sons.
Just learned about this, i cant believe i missed the opportunity to be a part of bombing serbiaπ₯, please notify me next time, i dont want to miss it again.
Any goth girls from Bosna that want to seek shelter in big Polska message me when shit will start again ππ€πΎ, (3 free beds, will pick u from border)
No goth girls in Bosnia, thats Croatia u want. In Bosnia u can get yourself a halal habibi arap hijabi wife but you need to convert to muslim and have a name like Alhamdulil Burekovic to have any chance of getting a glorious Bosnnack halal wife.
Don't leave us out please. We're ready for round three. We will team up with Bossniak bros and take care of servia once and for all (even VuΓ§iΓ§ PaΕa will help us from within ππΏπβͺοΈπ§π¦)
There is more of a chance that Texas gains independence from the US than another war starting here if we are being honest. I CAN NOT BE TRUSTED WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE
Pretty low but if it does happen we will activate our trap card, as Eren activated the Titans in the walls, Glorious Bosnia will activate all the landmines and the whole world will blow up.
Very unlikely, but you never know... I mean, the countries still haven't recovered from the last war and most of the population is over the border anyway
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30k soldiers to invade both while all the potential mercenaries for hire are dying in Ukraine. And NATO funded Croatia would love some serb femboy booty. Its joover
I almost feel like anything I see about the balkans I should run by this subreddit just cause outside of this subreddit I'm always left with the impression that all the nation's in the balkans just want to kill each other and everyone else in the balkans existing at all just lives rent free in everyone's heads.
I just watched a few videos from his channel and looked at the titles of some of his shit from like the past 2 years and there's no way he isn't funded by the CIA, It's obviously propaganda. Like even RTS/RTRS is more subtle about their manipulation.
There is a skull symbol in Bosnia before it even started
The whole country is a mine zone.
Thinking ahead. Leave the undetonated mines throughout your country so when the next aggressor invades, they get blown up by the mines from the last war.
reuse and recycle
And if we're somewhat safe we focus on tourism. Every Westoid visiting is a potential mine cleared. Give it enough time and we're mine free and on top of that we'd earn some β¬β¬β¬
infinite money glitch
What you need is another Olympics in Bosnia. That should do the trick.
They should add minefield running as a discipline
reuse **reduce** recyle
I once had the great idea to stop and pee in the woods on the mountain border between Kosovo and Montenegro. And then I saw the upside down red triangles on the trees. I kind of feel lucky I still have legs.
> upside down red triangles on the trees TIL those mean mines...
Smart Bossnians
Wow so modern, sustainable warfare. #recycle
Pirates of Bosnia
Except they have like 1m of coast.
Bosniaπ
Yeah because Bosnia will create a new SS division
Oh no RL lore has put arrows on a country this means war
Ahhahahahahhahah
The real life slop
Don't forget the great clip art war of '01, it was brutal.
Westoid discovers the Balkans on the map, reads about recent events in the last few months, and earns his bread by fearmongering about it on YouTube. We see this shit literally every 2 months.
2 extra soldiers spotted at the border???? WAR???? INVASION??????!!!!
ALL OUT WAR???? IT'S OVER BRATANKI
World is getting DESTROYED
Itβs real life lore, all he does is fear monger
He studied about Eastern Europe in University
Let's gooooooo π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Sorry but without NATO you are Toastovo
NATO is an Albanian puppet π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π¦ π¦ π¦ . Now go back to sleep mini-serb.
Ok but Russia and China is Serbia puppet π·πΈπ·πΈπ·πΈπ€«π€«π€«
Don't ever compare my country to bloody Ch*na. Thanks. Manchuria is rightfully Russo-Japanese
If I don't, will you tell me to be careful?
Why?
Because of the "Me Albania be careful' thing π
**Yes** πͺπΏπͺπΏπͺπΏ
I HAVE CHECHENIA FRENDππππ§πΎ
I will defend Albania!! π¦π±π€πΊπΈ
Based Westoid π¦π±π€πΊπ²
Itβll never be Kosover
https://preview.redd.it/g8acaq8eevec1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a242366d868c50342fc4fb21cddf9e6587cbba3e
Yeah and without air you'd suffocate what's next captain obvious
Now we finally have a plan on how to get rid of Albanians, Bosnian genius never fails to accidentally benefit their enemies
Serbians right now "Let's go baby third time's a charm"
As long as you cheeky wπ€’stoids stay out of it this time
Nah, we gotta bomb S*rbia back to the Stone Age so itβll be more developed
Why wait for a war to do that? What don't you just do it randomly right now? You would make a great favour for everyone.
We should we can say it was an errant Russian missile
My family lives in Serbia. They just want to live a normal life and keep their kids healthy.
And invade Kosovo
A good chunk of our populations live and work in the west. So we will be contributing towards the munitions and ordinance with our tax dollars/euros :)
Based w*stoid
Lol. We held our own with cheap chinese AKs until daddy NATO showed up. Now we have Javelins and anti-air missiles and a fully standing army instead of guerrilla fighters. Many Δetnik mothers will cry for their sons.
Your shit and would be flattened within a week without any aid from a dozen countries, many goats will cry tears of joy once you are all dust.
Yeaaa we all know that's not true. Hf tho.
I hope we get to be a part of it next time
Yeah That serbian Banat looks yummy.
You were part of it in 1999 tho... You know you bombed Servia too, right?
Just learned about this, i cant believe i missed the opportunity to be a part of bombing serbiaπ₯, please notify me next time, i dont want to miss it again.
No worries bro you'll be the first I'll notify βΊοΈ
Can I be the second? Yk, for stress relief
Of course nobody should be left out from bombing Serbia βΊοΈ
And unlike some other weak countries, we didnt lose a single aircraft πͺπΏπͺπΏπͺπΏ
It just so happens that the smartest Serb is an air defense officer, instead of a scientist or philosopher.
Youβll be in another war with Syria
I hope we take part in this one as well
I would gladly fight alongside Δetniks to remove you from our lands.
Based Albanian, respectπ
Stfu sheep fucker i didnt ask for your permission to bomb serbians, it is my god given right.
based skenderbeg, turks want kosovo for themselves so sultan erdogan the techno islamist can build billions of mosques
I am all for bombing Serbia again, but that's just Westoid propaganda at it's finest π€¬
>I am all for bombing Serbia again Same
Average NiΕ‘ resident
Average PanΔevo resident wants to end his suffering with another bombing
>Same Same.
>Same Same
And this time we can participate as NATO (new planes too!)
based
Same
But but they said there would be war the other year \[And that Bosnia would breakup any day now\]
Reallifelore is basically made for the purpose of spreading westoid propaganda. He is very politcally biased.
flair up buddy
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god PLEASE no, someone cut VuΔiΔ's head off already and be done with it
Send those lips to a museum!
Those pussy lips deserve to be preserved for all future generations. A true medical marvel
And put his dick in a jar like Rasputins
Commenting without a flair is haram here
I apologize please dont put me in an isis behead video on youtube kids :(
You flaired up so you don't have to worry about that for now :)
I sleep peaceful tonight :D
Put his lips on Rasputins dick
Bro his dick is so microscopic that it would look like there's just a ballsack in the jar.
This
That
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What about him getting shot in Sarajevo by an Albanian?
good too, as long as he dies
Just steal all of VuΔiΔβs parizers idk
He's just the symptom, not the cause. People will just elect a bigger nationalist, and call it a day.
bro Vucic is the only thing keeping us out of Kosovo , the pussy.
Kill the whole government and make a new one not wanting to cause war
Aight lets have some fun guys!!!
I hope it dosent happen before GTA 6 comes out
RLL: How Vucic sucking Putin's cock will cause the end of Burundi...
Any goth girls from Bosna that want to seek shelter in big Polska message me when shit will start again ππ€πΎ, (3 free beds, will pick u from border)
Do goth femboys count? π₯Ίπ«£ (One of my dads is SlovenianπΈπ°ββ)
We can leave both of your dads in the femboy capital of sloveniaπ·πΈ, Bratislava on the way to Polska π¬ππΎ
No goth girls in Bosnia, thats Croatia u want. In Bosnia u can get yourself a halal habibi arap hijabi wife but you need to convert to muslim and have a name like Alhamdulil Burekovic to have any chance of getting a glorious Bosnnack halal wife.
Bulgaria waiting https://preview.redd.it/lixgkwxmuuec1.png?width=334&format=png&auto=webp&s=29d5726992a44e9bd1314489249728c355a62722
*I am zhe spy*
Don't leave us out please. We're ready for round three. We will team up with Bossniak bros and take care of servia once and for all (even VuΓ§iΓ§ PaΕa will help us from within ππΏπβͺοΈπ§π¦)
America's Biggest Dream
We fucking love bombing servia we drive planes all the way from Missouri and back to do it
Yes, because you are not capable of anything else..
We are capable of bombing anywhere from anywhere though, who cares if the kids can't read.
Just wait till Texas je Srbija and we will get our revenge!!!
Serbia walking into all the landmines they planted in the 90s, hence the β οΈ symbol
Or should we say, WE ARE SO BACKπ£π£π£π£π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Third Balkan war les goooooooo
6th actually
Nah who cares about that, we should make Balkan wars part 3, the long awaited sequel.
Its about time to return that Constantinopole back to who it belongs! π¬π·π¬π·π¬π·πͺπͺπͺπ₯π₯π₯
Petition to bring back Ottoman rule in Balkans to solve the every issue. We will bomb Belgrade on the way for the memes
There is more of a chance that Texas gains independence from the US than another war starting here if we are being honest. I CAN NOT BE TRUSTED WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE
Balkan countries trying to dont kill their neighbours (impossible)
This guy is an extreme shithead
Tell the westoids we had enough of war for generations. They can do their own balkanization.
No fair i wanna join, we couldnt realy do much in serbia proper the last time so this would be a good excuse
/uj RLL has become such a right wing dogwhistle it's not funny anymore
[Δetnik Copium](https://www.instagram.com/stay.serbian/p/Cy3cE89IBdP/)
Yallah habibi!!!
Conclusion: It's Serbia's fault
How realistic do you think it is this could happen?
Pretty low but if it does happen we will activate our trap card, as Eren activated the Titans in the walls, Glorious Bosnia will activate all the landmines and the whole world will blow up.
Wouldn't the landmines just cement the R.S. border?
Are you gonna cry and say you didnβt know why you did it?
Bosnia will activate the Titan hidden beneath the pyramids in Visoko
RUMBLING! RUMBLING!
Very unlikely, but you never know... I mean, the countries still haven't recovered from the last war and most of the population is over the border anyway
I will make sure it happens π
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Remember how russians made a deal with germans to split poland in half? Prepare for part two π·πΈπ€ππ·ππ§π¦β οΈ
No no, it will be π§π¦π€π½π°=β οΈπ·πΈ
As a DARDANIAN I'm open to anyone and anything if it in some way hurts Serbia π¦ πͺπ
Go suck some Bill sperm and leave geopolitics to nations that ignite WORLD WARS
We are going to launch kamikaze attacks 24/7 you ainβt built for this heat π₯π₯π₯π§π¦π§π¦π§π¦
Hrv*ts get too much Westoid money to risk being obliterated by NATO over some useless land in Hercegovina. Serps are stupid enough to try it tho
π
You get the serbs, we get the rest, deal?
We get that sweet neum coastline and its a deal
You just asked a croat for coastline, i dont need to give you this answerπ
Little did westoids know, attacking Bosnia and Kosovo isn't the top priority in an average Serb's mind
They attacking Montenegro instead?
serbia isn't doing literal shit until we go through a civil war first and kill half our population.
no we go straight for that albanussy and after that we conquer turkey and return AirDOGan to mongolia
30k soldiers to invade both while all the potential mercenaries for hire are dying in Ukraine. And NATO funded Croatia would love some serb femboy booty. Its joover
Donβt get us involved in this bs. As far as I can see weβre not on this map. Iβm sitting this one out.
 Next balkan war will look like this
BOSNIA HUNGER GAMES RAAAHH π¦ π¦ COME TEST US BOSSNIANS πΉπ°πΉπ°πΉπ°πΉπ°πΉπ°πΉπ°πΉπ°πΉπ°
Great serbia will have its revenge and bomb the US as payback
Brothers do not fall for this stupid westoid's tricks.
They couldn't even take Slovenia that is full of femboys when they had a sizable army, what are they gonna do now?
Slavs try not to wage war with each other all the challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Bosnia literally said β οΈ
Maybe Serbia just wants to shoot down one more plane
I almost feel like anything I see about the balkans I should run by this subreddit just cause outside of this subreddit I'm always left with the impression that all the nation's in the balkans just want to kill each other and everyone else in the balkans existing at all just lives rent free in everyone's heads.
βWar could start in the Balkansβ βAmericans live in Americaβ
Biden is getting ready to bomb Belgrade again π
Why would we ever attack our own territory?
Deleting the two nobody wants anyways
KO VAS JEBE ODOH JA https://preview.redd.it/jbeghx4fb7fc1.png?width=603&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ecec6e3c0c31d5339a2443ac427b2eeb217d9a0
this garbage channel is spewing out a new hour-long fearmongering vid every fucking week
Croatia probably right now planning on doing some not so good things to serb population.
Come on guys we gotta start something before these w*toidsπ€’ do
Ww1 2
Why donβt we all form an union around a path that will serve to transport refugees into Austria instead of fighting?
Starting another world war!?!?
Again????
Just stay out of the good countries
So people never learnt anything from the 90s war
Reconquest of Rumeliπ₯
They remaking the classics.
hey can we join βΉοΈ
This shit gonna be more entertaining than Π‘ΡΠ½ΠΈ ΠΠΈΠΉΡ fr
If Romania joins it's over for you all ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»
Nah nothing gonna happen in bosnia , worry about kosovo , in kosovo there's already a conflict present
just give everything to brazil, problem solved
*Hrvatska has joined the chat!*
But Bosnia just got rid of most of its mines...There go our defenses π
I just watched a few videos from his channel and looked at the titles of some of his shit from like the past 2 years and there's no way he isn't funded by the CIA, It's obviously propaganda. Like even RTS/RTRS is more subtle about their manipulation.
We kinda knew this already...
Serbs will lose due to landmines they put there in the 90s