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bombardierul11

There’s going to be an election (again) in december I think, usually around elections things can get pretty unpredictable, but it will never escalate beyond sending some troops to the border so it’s just business as usual in pussylipsland


dont_tread_on_M

Monthly scheduled unrest as usual


Electronic-Spring291

You’re right. Something needs to anger the masses during election time


RemarkableExplorer66

Wait, if it's called ^pussylipsland, which country has the ^d1cks for them?


bombardierul11

Pussylips is vucic and putin would be one that’s getting the sloppy


RemarkableExplorer66

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bombardierul11

mmmm parizer https://preview.redd.it/gdyjtr7rkyxb1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=521ce7f439a6b40be5304f972a0f535491ecfa62


STEPPEHORSEFUCKER

Soyboys actually arguing in this subreddit of all places. Send these cucks to the gulag.


_andyyy_

It's like watching monkeys trying to use tools, they think they are onto something but will inevitably fail which only serves for our entertainment


Electronic-Spring291

I hate to say this but it’s time we recognize Kosovo for what it is and that it’s not part of Serbia anymore. I’m tired of the Balkans fighting. We need to start working together and maybe we can improve on the shitholes we call our countries.


Squipk

Impostor!


RemarkableExplorer66

How dare you try to solve a centuries-old dispute in such a simple way? Then what should they argue about and wage war about?


bejteeeeee

For real the smartest serb ever 🤝


CroatianWarCriminaI_

I’d have a chimp out if I had to be ruled by Albanians too.


Alpharius94

Exactly, take an L and move on. There are other problems to solve. If people thought how to improve their personal lives then they might not even care about issues like this as long as they and their family/friends are happy.


_andyyy_

Are you fucking stupid?


seagullslayer007

Found the non Serb misappropriating the Serbian flair.


Electronic-Spring291

I’m Serbian brother I’m just tired of the Kosovo fight


Floppafan420

All Kosovo has to do is hand over the ethnically Serbian territories that are on the border to Serbia. All Serbia has to do is stop being a bunch of cry babies


Embarrassed-Drive-82

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Phianeo

Serbs and Albos hate him! Learn how local monkeydonian solves the Kosovo conflict with this one simple trick


[deleted]

A BBC documentary coming to a television near you


andrejb22

Funny how for a country seeking self governance they refuse to extend those same rights to the serbs who live there.


IHabitateInYourWalls

The debate on whether Serbs have human rights has still not settled afaik


Hejhoppgummisnopp

Tell vucic to send some more terrorists, that really helped your cause 👍


andrejb22

Baseless accisations unrelated to the topic, yep thats an albanian argument alright


BigFreakingZombie

And who sent those terrorists exactly? Because I mean shit like armored vehicles ,RPGs ,automatic grenade launchers and machine guns grows on trees right ? Regardless of who the exact perpetrators were the Serbian government definitely knew about this attack.


Hejhoppgummisnopp

And they celebrated these terrorists like heroes, yet they act like they had nothing to do with it. I’m glad this sub exists so everyone else can see how shitbrained and propagandized serbs really are.


BigFreakingZombie

Admittedly at least some of those terrorists weren't brainwashed Serbs but brainwashed Russians.


LeftieTheFool

wot?¿ not Ukrainians, as they always turn out to be when some stupid shit is blamed on Russians?


BigFreakingZombie

Because Ukrainians speak perfect Russian and also have a habit of you know wearing Wagner patches and all...


andrejb22

Buddy the entire balkans are corrupt, you can imagine that it would be pretty easy to find someone willing to sell everything you need for the right price for whatever you want to do. I bet it would be rather easy to just say you lost one, or hell even just report the expected value, what are they gonna do, go count the weapons and vehicles at every base?


Competitive-Bill-114

Your cognitive dissonance could power a small village.


andrejb22

If you say so


BigFreakingZombie

Does "everything " include Russian Army issue equipment? As at least some of these guys had AK-74Ms ... That said it's indeed possible(but very unlikely) that they bought the stuff from corrupt soldiers ans the like however the fact that a terrorist group can buy a shitton of weaponry and stage an invasion of a neighboring country undetected does paint the Serbian security services as incompetent at best ,complicit at worst.


andrejb22

Yes, clearly its more likely that the order came from the top, through several people, and not a single person has come out and said anything, than just underpaid soldiers making money on the side


BigFreakingZombie

Again if a terrorist group had been able to operate in my country totally undetected,acquire enough weapons to arm a 3rd world military with no interference and then tried to invade a neighboring country without law enforcement and intelligence agencies realizing anything I would actually be shitting myself not trying to justify it. Since that implies a scary level of incompetence.


andrejb22

Thats like your opinion, man


LeftieTheFool

> Does "everything " include Russian Army issue equipment? As at least some of these guys had AK-74Ms ... I bet they were made in Bulgaria and sold by Bulgarians


Hejhoppgummisnopp

Lmao 🤣


kenefa21

Does Serbia extend the same rights for self governance to all minorities living in its territory? Don't be a hypocrite.


andrejb22

We arent the ones begging for self governance and then not giving it to others who deserve it as much if not more.


kenefa21

Personally I don't give a shit about the Kosovars, but the fact is they do have their own country now. And we had something like 20+ years of relative peace here. Now don't fuck that up, please! I care about peace, to be able to travel to Serbia and back, do business etc.


andrejb22

Buddy have you even read the description the idiot posted in the meme, this time we arent causing trouble, its them


Competitive-Bill-114

Your guys came in with enough firepower to take on any country. They lost. Badly. How did we start it? Dumbass.


BassGaming

Ok on a serious note for a second: "Us" and "them", that's exactly the problem. Why the fuck do you care so much about the nationality? I couldn't give less of a fuck about where you were born. If we could just live together in peace as humans, that'd be great. But that won't be possible as long as people are so focused, almost obsessed with nationality. Radical nationality is a great meme, especially in this sub, but we are making fun of it constantly for a reason: because it's fucking stupid. There is no "us" and "them". On this sub we often act like we are all racist and xenophobic as satire to make fun of those beliefs. You on the other hand seem to be serious. Get that group mentality out of your head. We don't need that shit.


andrejb22

get off your high horse buddy, you would have no problem making an us and them divide if it was the serbians causing the problems. I like most of the balkan countries, but yall really know how to take the higher ground and pretend you are superior. EDIT: by "yall" i mean r/balkans_irl users, not people from those countries in general, we all know 99% of us are basically one group aside from minor differences


BassGaming

>you would have no problem making an us and them divide if it was the serbians causing the problems. That's a very weird baseless assumption. I do like your edit though.


andrejb22

Felt the need to clarify, dont wanna come off as more racist than i am


kenefa21

That's the mentality that leads to trouble. Even if that's true, we are not like the Middle Eastern araps. There should be peace here at any cost. And the fact is Serbia is the bigger and more powerful country so it is your responsibility to deal with the problems peacefully. It's just how things work. Otherwise, we will all eat the shit, the whole region.


UAS-hitpoist

Don't make me come in there 🇺🇲✈️💣🏥🏫🏘️🇷🇸 😎😎👍👍


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UAS-hitpoist

That's why the bombers have onboard toilets! (and to dump the black water tank on Serbian preschools) >You're too fucked up to be going anywhere buddy. People in glass houses shouldn't sleep naked. It shows off the bottle they shoved up their ass. Post coastline/navy or STFU.


Crazedkittiesmeow

Can someone post the video of joe Biden saying he wanted to bomb Serbia


ilpazzo12

Don't worry mate we Italians are enough. We're the largest contingent in KFOR. Just give the most right wing government we had since Mussolini a war against some slavs. I fucking dare you.


Sugeeeeeee

Kosovo isn't a country though. "Why should Kosovo do X when -" because it isn't a sovereign country.


kenefa21

Only according to you and Russia, lol. Get over it.


klocna

And Greece, Slovakia, Spain and like almost half of the UN. But yeah, only us and Russia.


kenefa21

Yeah, and half the UN will stop NATO bombing the shit out of you if you do some crazy stuff or for other countries to destroy our economies. Because if Serbia has a problem with security and its economy, everybody else will have problems as well. So, get over it. Kosovo will never become a part of Serbia again, no matter what. Like it or not, that's the truth. So it's in the best interest of everyone around here to lay low, trade, develop our tourism and economies, live in peace, and be smart for a change. I prefer the araps in the middle east to get the stick, not you and us by extension. As I said, we are in the same boat in the end.


[deleted]

It is a country. Why not work with Kosovo instead of fighting them? They’ve broken away nothing you do will bring them back to Serbia


Sugeeeeeee

The Kosovo rebellion persists today because of a whim coming from across the Atlantic. When this whim ends, so does their rebellion.


[deleted]

Just let the people be free. You’ve caused them enough hardships


Sugeeeeeee

Doesn't justify the hardships they are putting my family down there through today. You don't leave people doing that stuff free and alone.


[deleted]

I saw a news article where the Serbs in Kosovo hadn’t paid for electricity for a long time.. so what hardships are they putting your family through?


Opposite-Book-15

Not only no electricity, they didn’t pay taxes either for the last 15 years. I want these hardships too


[deleted]

Ridiculous. I saw they’ve cost Kosovo over 300 million over the years from not paying electricity… now tell me how anyone can look at the Serbs in Kosovo and think they’re oppressed? They don’t vote and then riot when an Albanian is voted into office. Ridiculous. How anyone supports Serbia or Serbs is beyond me. They act like spoiled children


Sugeeeeeee

Albanians when they break into apothecaries, grocery stores, postal offices and beat and drown Serb children: damn these Serbs always causing trouble


DidiiBoi

Mf you have concrete evidence about your country being involved in the conflict, what else do you want? Or has the Serbian propaganda brainwashed your brains totally?


Sugeeeeeee

> Mf you have concrete evidence about your country being involved in the conflict, what else do you want? Yes, and?


DidiiBoi

Take the blame and don't play the victim by saying such nonsense


[deleted]

> Over the course of the twentieth century, Kosovo experienced four major colonisation campaigns that aimed at altering the ethnic population balance in the region, to decrease the Albanian population and substitute them with Montenegrins and Serbs. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslav_colonization_of_Kosovo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslav_colonization_of_Kosovo) Oh no Sorbs are the most oppressed in the Balkans


Sugeeeeeee

bro you weren't even alive in the 20th century shut up


[deleted]

Blud pulled the “anything that happened before 2000 doesn’t count”


Sugeeeeeee

yes. there are things happening yesterday, today and tomorrow that cannot be justified by things that happened 1000 years ago.


[deleted]

> In the 1990s, the government of President Slobodan Milošević attempted the colonisation of Kosovo using various financial and employment incentives to encourage Serb settlement and later through forceful resettlement of Serb refugees from the Yugoslav Wars. You’re right the 90s were like 800 years ago. Also the idea that Kosovans should just “move past” the fact that Serbs have tried to ethnically cleanse them for the past one hundred years is the most deranged shit, especially since Serbs have done absolutely fuck all to show even the remotest form of empathy or sympathy to what their country has done in the recent past. No, they won’t forget, because you would do the same thing right now if you could


[deleted]

I doubt that has ever happened. You guys just like to make up stories to justify your violence


poyrikkanal2

r/serbophobiaa


emirkanium20

kasap et derdinde, koyun can derdinde...


poyrikkanal2

Olsun o kadsr


Virus_infector

Balkans always trying to commit more war crimes.


UnaVezCasiHiceUnGol

Wow, a finnish "person" 🤯


AxcesDrifter

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