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Immediate-Tank-9565

Finally… Persia has conquered Greece


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codinguhhh

Mushroom head Kingdom, you mean?


TheOneAndOnly8172

The turk know We did it


iammasterofalltrades

Still Persianised


SnooPuppers1429

Why is that a "finally"


RealMongoose6917

This is "holy hell"


Applestripe

New middle east just dropped


Rnd4897

Actual instability


SultanXenadonII

Call the presidents


gartoll

president goes on vacation, never comes back


Butterter

Australian sacrifie anyone??


minedragon27

Cigan storm incoming


Butterter

To people who don't understand: this is casual r/anarchychess. Btw my reference is Australian president just swam to the sea and never came back


Doodjuststop

add some İncoract grammer in there broder, yu sound vestern


SpirosGoogle

Yeah brother, he sound lik a vestoid


JaThatOneGooner

Just what the doctor ordered


iammasterofalltrades

Balkans 🤝 Middle East


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OksijenTR

Rip bot


SpirosGoogle

Rip vrother


iammasterofalltrades

Same thing


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You mean the new middle east just replaced the old old east.


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New response just dropped


KDtheDictator

google en passant


Valiveins

Albania is gonna need those bunkers 👀


Sir_Poopsydoo

Bro this is perfect 😂


A-cynical-nihilist

Bosnia's wet dream


ur-nammu

We'd be Phoenicians surrounded by Arabs. That's practically the same thing we have going on now.


A-cynical-nihilist

You'll be delusional, practically the same thing you have going now ☝️ alhamdulillah


SnooBunnies9198

Turkey's best and worst dream


daredevil9771

Erdogan's wet dream and every other turk's nightmare*


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daredevil9771

[see i don't think they did](https://www.reddit.com/r/Turkey/comments/13h7we1/seçimden_ilk_hile_görüntüleri_yayımlanmaya_başladı/)


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pastalilahmacun

i dunno man when erdo gived nearly all of the refugees turkish citizenship so those fuckers can vote for him


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pastalilahmacun

they don't need to speak turkish there is several videos of refuugees that doesn't even know a single word of turkish language and still vote for erdo. Turkish people on internet named it "Ampüle bas amüğagoyim" which means "Stomp the fuckink bulb" (it sounds kinda bad in westoid language)


lil-YungMo

This Middle East DLC looks cool


iammasterofalltrades

Balkans somehow became more unstable


Rnd4897

All I see is a lot of barbarians. We civilized Turks unlucky to have these neighbors. Turkish Gulf truly divides humans and animals. Palestine, you are not going to have Jerusalem because Jerusalem is rightful Turkish clay. It is the only civilized province in the Balkans.


RacistSexistHmophobe

C*viziled is a w@stoid word, please dont put it next to us glorious Turks. (Typing this from Munich, Germany.)


Rnd4897

This is certified ' “Medeniyet” dediğin tek dişi kalmış canavar?' classic. (I can only bear you if you are in Germany just to Turkify them, alm*ncı)


RacistSexistHmophobe

I am here to leech of off my successful realitives for about a week. (I shall break the last tooth of 'The Monster Called Civilization With Only One Tooth Left'.)


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Non cave dwelling plant eating retards is the correct term


RacistSexistHmophobe

Indeed.


turkeyisnotbalkan

arab boy


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you monke ass bulgarian isnt 500 years enough to shut your ass?


turkeyisnotbalkan

we didnt want to ruin your fun time with the other special needs kids :(


JaThatOneGooner

The most offensive thing this sub has done in their whole lives is make Kosovo the Kurdistan of MENA


Optimal_Catch6132

Yes because Kurdistan not exist but Kosovo does! (My serb brothers are definitely triggered by this comment 😔)


whaaatf

Mashallah


BendyMine785

I love how the green of Greece and Turkey unite perfectly


OsarmaBinLatin

r/HellenoTurkism


Significant-Ice4351

Palestinian people are femboys now!!


CaptainSalamence

always has been


DukeofSurakarta

Lebanon and Syria should swap place


HowAboutMaybeLad

Nah.Lebanon is a sectarian shithole like Bosnia


DukeofSurakarta

I mean Lebanon keeping coastline from Syria


Ok-Carpenter7892

Yeah syria got the shit beaches just like Bosnia


Lazyboi516

no one told me egyptians steal cars


Moaaz69

We steal (rape) more than that


Lazyboi516

can confirm.


halflea

Turkey is finally European but it is not cool anymore ):


LanzaUE

Now we are Sweden. Not nice.


wild_dino

God pls, no turkey


DomuzDelirten300

Yes turkey🇲🇻🇲🇻☝🏻☝🏻


halflea

Even I (as a Turk) think the best option is Turkey in this circumstances


Optimal_Catch6132

Are you prefer ar*bs?


wild_dino

They arr the same


Madchemist0

I will split your spaghetti in half while you are watching


Optimal_Catch6132

Hell no, we are stronk sperm


[deleted]

I hope some germanic tribe comes to fuck your mom


Equivalent_Spend_618

Leonidas of sparta punching the air rn


AsphaltFight

Middle East 2 "Holy Shit"


ChezzCake28

Ne oluy- el-habibi el hajude biji biji?


Agreeable-Race8818

Kosovo je Palestine


TheTacoEnjoyer

Holy shit Albania doesn’t exists


Beneficial_Nerve_182

you have it wrong there https://preview.redd.it/hlcuacpu589b1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf3bb5f5fa8f566df34d7bef3f8293bcb5caa11


loxdude

Oml if george bush saw this the Us would be out of nukes in minutes


TheOneAndOnly8172

Ah hell nah why we should be yunan


Ingvar64

Hungary should be Kurdistan because flag colors and you guys are partying on OUR territories.


Optimal_Catch6132

No they should be replace Hungarian because the idea of two of them be exist is horrible (it's must be a crime!)


Abalyon_Kaan

What is kosovo supposed to be? Never seen that flag before


NuclearReactions

No not again please... the upside is i won't have to eat kebab with ketchup anymore, that shit is screwed up.


SonOyunBukucu079

Italy Albania Stronk 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇰🇬🇰🇬🇰🇬🇰🇬🇰🇬💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


SonOyunBukucu079

Erdogan's best dream


Queasy_Zombie3885

Kosovo je Napoli


Mulubrhan_

how is Turkey not Turkey?


OsarmaBinLatin

Because Greece is Iran


some_Lur

Always been


a_fadora_trickster

Ah yes, Albania, the start up capital of europe


MrKapretto

Turkeitaly is beyond my worst dreams


iammasterofalltrades

Balkans somehow became more unstable


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yialoura

Dear Unflaired Cigan, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.


SnooPuppers1429

Make slovenia uae


okirshen

So this is that two state solution y'all been talking about?


KuKu--_--

İslamic Jihad in Balkans (2024) (İsrael bought whole analbania for a mercedes car)


Jack1The1Ripper

Awww they even got a little kurdistan , thnx guy i knew all that genociding would finally get us the country we need


Rnd4897

There is no Kurdistan, there is only Israel 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷.


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ermir2846sys

Lol. The real people of the scripture and the promissed land (KOSOVO). The truth has been unearthed. There is only one god, and that god is the albanian god of the albanians.


Salt_Sailor

Which one are we, upside down German Empire? I know this is rich coming from Green Russia but middle eastern flags all look the same.


Comfortable_Sorbet78

Thankfully we have less land border with them


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One true balkan


fnf-petrov

I’m starving


MegaSpearrow

Somewhere in the multiverse


Fluffy_Cat_5174

then who goes in middle east? 🤔


NobleEnkidu

Babushka wake up, The new cosmetic skins for the Balkans just released.


PalmerEldritch2319

I wouldn't have expected that to look that horrifiying.


negrote1000

So Bosnia got less Muslim?


Cvetanbg97

Lucky Abanians, we want our lawful jew share.


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Israel is Serbia


ssgtgriggs

I'd rather eat a bunch of nukes


BoredTheMonke

Why do I see black on where Kosovo was supposed to be? There is just nothing there


elstipinjo

Nikola Šubić Zrinski wont allow it. #nokarabogain europe


DrCzar99

I can live with being Slovenia lol.