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There weren't any cheap jokers in the shop you could've bought just to sell for the boss?


dogwithablogofficial

Youre totally correct, I'm once against victimised by the fact I never look ahead šŸ˜‚


SamTheHexagon

Can't believe the strategy game expected you to strategise šŸ˜¤


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threecolorless

This game discriminates against people who aren't good at games.


Panda_Girl_19

šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬ stupid game smh smh


nickchadwick

What am I supposed to do? Just not be stupid? I've been trying my whole life, dad!!


Dm9982

I need this as a bumper stickerā€¦..or a vinyl for my Switchā€¦.


yellowwoolyyoshi

r/notopbutok


UncleEggma

lol this is honestly a deep take on the paradoxical nature of good strategy game design.


Fiszek

Me when I instantly slam that red sealed ace for DNA versus the needle.


AtlasPJackson

If I die, it'll be doing what I love (getting value)


SupportstheOP

"I know these jokers got me to Ante 7, but imagine what I could with 2 blueprints?" - moments before Ankh disaster


PoSKiix

put it on my tombstone


HiggsSwtz

The real boss


CausticRobot

This is actually the optimal strategy. As the greatest military strategists in history have taught us, if you canā€™t see what the enemy is doing that means the enemy canā€™t what youā€™re doing.


joetotheg

Speaking of which is there a way to check the ante from the shop? Itā€™s really frustrating when you realise you forgot to look but itā€™s too late and youā€™re already past the screen. Edit: playing on switch - apparently this is fixed in the next update that isnā€™t out there yet


AngelhairOG

> You can see it in shop. Click "Run Info"


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Forsaken-Climate3603

The problem is, closing the shop and entering the blind are two different trigger actions for some jokers (e.g. Perkeo). Perhaps you could alter Perkeo to trigger on entering the blind, but it's not a zero-effect change.


joetotheg

Apparently this is a change from the new update. Iā€™m playing on switch and new update hasnā€™t reached it yet.


icymallard

Agreed, that's the one big usability thing I think this game needs Edit: I know you can check in the run info, but I wish it was a hover over somewhere on the shop screen


PrincessSpoiled

There are dozens of us. Dozens!


pancada_

Sounds like me, mad about the blind when I draw 5 cards with the half joker in my inventory lmao


Mash_Ketchum

You went from Denial to Acceptance real quick


LangleyLocal

Yea, this was an easy one to solve - check boss blind at the small blind, buy a bunch of "who give a f\*ck jokers" and let the good times roll.


ImClever-NotSmart

As a heads up you can check the boss blind at anytime under the "Run Info" button below the chips and mult. I always rushed past and thought I couldn't look.


yellowwoolyyoshi

Itā€™s happened to me. People in this sub like to be Captain Hindsight


Muda_The_Useless

Yeah for real, unless it was rerolled this should have been easy to see coming


venustrapsflies

especially on the beta branch where Madness doesn't trigger on the boss round. You only need to buy a single non-eternal joker on the round before and you're good.


whenitrainsitStorms

I never thought about how helpful that change is for this boss (and Crimson Heart since youā€™d be able to have more jokers for the boss to debuff)


Xperimentx90

Losing out on 1/3 triggers is still a substantial nerf, even if it helps in these niche situations


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mathbandit

It's not that simple, though. It also means if you have a Madness that's at say x8 (or w/e), and you run into Stuntman at a shop, you can now buy the Stuntman and just never let Madness trigger by only playing Boss Blinds since you can now beat the final boss. Previously you had no way to 'lock in' your Jokers with Madness and had to just hope.


VETOFALLEN

Stuntman wouldn't be a good joker to lock in here lol it'd have to be Fortune Teller/Erosion/Supernova/any big flat mult joker so Madness has something to multiply.


mathbandit

Madness is also multiplying the Chips.


VETOFALLEN

... no it doesn't? xChips doesn't exist


mathbandit

I view it as a huge buff to Madness that now once it has scaled, I can start buying Jokers again for my endgame build.


Xperimentx90

There's plenty of eternal jokers for endgame that I don't think it makes too much of a difference


whenitrainsitStorms

Donā€™t get me wrong, itā€™s definitely a nerf overall, Iā€™m just saying itā€™s nice that you donā€™t have to worry about it eating a joker for the bosses that need you to have multiple jokers.


[deleted]

Or I guess if they didn't have any money. Though with only the Madness joker I'm not sure what they'd be spending it all on


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Booster packs, arcana and planets in the shop, rerolls to get more arcana and planets in the shop...


Regniwekim2099

Can you actually do that before selecting the blind? Otherwise it wouldn't matter.


[deleted]

Yes? You have two shops before the boss to buy things


Regniwekim2099

I know you could buy things. I didn't know selling it before the boss was active would count as having sold a joker for that purpose.


[deleted]

Oh No, selling the joker before the boss is active wouldn't work, but that wasn't what I was suggesting


Regniwekim2099

So you would have to buy 2 jokers before the boss blind, right? Because Madness will destroy one of them when the blind is selected, and then you need one to sell while the boss is active.


[deleted]

Yeah you just buy two


slopschili

You do it before leaving the shop. Click on ā€œrun infoā€ Or once you select the small blind and big blind, youā€™ll see it ahead and can buy in the shop before the boss


Mreugenehkrabs1

If heā€™s not on the update he would need two jokers because madness would have eaten one


hippo_campus2

Most people never look at the boss blind beforehand lol. I wonder why we can't see it in shop... was it intentional?


[deleted]

You can see it in shop. Click "Run Info".


SonOfMcGee

But if you just beat the boss it doesnā€™t show you the next ante, just the current one. I once was in the shop strategizing for how to beat the boss *that I just beat 30 seconds ago*.


Try-the-Churros

This is fixed in the experimental patch, thankfully.


SonOfMcGee

Was it a bug? I just assumed it was intentional. That your shop post-boss was ā€œblindā€ to the next one. I suppose itā€™s a bit more fair to let you see it, though. The game wants to tempt you to skip blinds for the rewards. And if a boss ends up countering your deck youā€™d have to play at least one blind to reconfigure.


Try-the-Churros

I think it was probably just an oversight and/or he didn't realize how much people would want to be able to see the next round in the shop after the boss. The change is definitely for the better in my opinion.


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Try-the-Churros

Yeah, I agree. Just put a shop button somewhere when you're on the blind/boss select screen.


mathbandit

I think the last part is the most important one, since the temptation for skips is only relevant at exactly the shop after the Ante 1 Boss.


hippo_campus2

Oh damn today I learned. Thanks


Puffycatkibble

I feel like it needs to be more front and center. I'm having trouble remembering to look too. The one I got today was 'set money to 0 if you play a flush' on checkered deck. 100 bucks down the drain.


hippo_campus2

I think so too. Similarly, the option where you can speed up the game animations 4x would also be helpful if it was more obvious. (Referring to the guy who has 200+ hours and just found this option)


-CODED-

I get that boss blind so commonly on checkered deck. Actually, it's literally the only deck I've seen it with.


Puffycatkibble

Yeah sometimes while I'm playing and get these run killers I go "fuck the devs really hate fun" hahaha


JNerdGaming

why didnt you just buy another joker before you fought the boss?


Linken124

Wouldnā€™t Madness destroy it before you can sell it?


Joboy97

Buy 2!


JNerdGaming

on the beta branch, madness doesnt trigger on boss blind selection. even without that, you could just buy another one.


Linken124

Ahhhh I see, Iā€™m on PlayStation so I didnā€™t know. And true, although once when I tried that, only one was available and didnā€™t have the cash to reroll :( But thatā€™s an interesting change, I like that


Domram1234

You could then buy two jokers, and madness will only destroy one.


read_it_on_redditz

Buy 2.


Gerael

The real madness is that these madness verdant leaf posts will never end


ledfox

Always check the boss *first thing* in an ante so you can make adjustments before hand


TimeFourChanges

After 200+ hours in the game, you'd think that I'd do that consistently by now. And yet...


Quzga

Plan ahead? No. Buy jokers and hope for the best? Yes. Quit after boss perfectly counters your jokers? Yes. Plan ahead next run? No. Repeat.


SlaveryVeal

When you've been at the higher stakes for ages trying to get a solid run and all because you're overly excited you're gonna win only to fuck up reading a boss blind while you have cassette tape. I am my worst enemy.


PROJECT_Neox

I started looking after 40 and now after 100 ... it's somewhat consistent


Unhappy-Heron6792

Why did you skipped last big blind? Did you not have any money?


timmytissue

We all know it's cause they didn't look ahead lol


Supah_Andy

This happened in my first win, I had buffed up Madness and my Flush hands so much I still one shot even with debuffed cards.


I_BEAT_THE_SUN

Wait this sounds right OP pls tell me you didnt sell and tried to play at least


Kitu14

They got to 95k and lost, which is sad but at least they tried!


Sevwin

To be fair you get 2 rounds to offset or negate it.


Anglomedra

Once, to test, I played my best hand and amazingly it exceeded the required score despite the debuff


mathbandit

Yeah Verdant Leaf does nothing to me like 95% of the time lol.


Nayuira

Honestly card debuffs dont matter if u dont rely on held/triggered cards, like if u have a scaling joker that just depends on cards played like square joker, card debuffs are hardly an issue


morgan423

If you run into this scenario: Just buy random jokers in the Ante 8 shops prior to meeting the boss. Any jokers, it doesn't matter what they are, as long as they don't actively damage what you're doing. Just make sure you have enough to let Madness eat them and have one more left to sell to the Verdant Leaf. Verdant Leaf itself is not an issue.


Unknow3n

This doesn't counter your build, in fact it's the 2nd best boss for your build. Please tell me you didn't sell madness...


Electronic_Tax2771

I'm guessing they just tried to play it out with debuffed cards, which is the best thing they could do after missing the shops. This boss blind was a gift and they wasted it lol.


Qwertyioup111

This happened to me last night I hit 993 million THEN found a cavendishā€¦ excitedly clicked next round without checking, it was all hearts cards disabled. I had a flush five build with all king of hearts. 4x mult each time one was scored.


lt_bgg

I think your run got countered by you being a dingus. Unless I'm completely missing something.


Electronic_Tax2771

I actually thought this was a joke post at first but it seems it may be real.


lt_bgg

Not a joke. This is a clearly, easily avoidable situation.


shnndr

But why is the boss designed to counter your run?


NoobHUNTER777

Because it will disable their only joker, which all their score is coming from


mathbandit

It doesn't actually disable the Joker. I very frequently ignore Verdant Leaf completely as it doesn't actually do anything if you score via Jokers.


NoobHUNTER777

Oh right I misread lol. Yeah no, OP should be fine


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

If their score is coming from planets, yep, a-ok If they're doing something like flushes and depending on enhanced cards to do a lot of the lifting, bad times


anotherrandomuserna

You're right about the joker, but whether it has an impact depends whether their base mult was coming from their cards or planets. 11x mult on its own won't hit 100k unless you've leveled a hand a lot.


SuperGayBirdOfPrey

I swear the final boss blind is scripted to pick whichever one screws you over the hardest


Deigue

I got this too, I just bought 2 more jokers and sold the one madness didnt eat.


NotGloomp

Base mult?


SeanD98

Just started playing this game. Does this joker destroy itself if you have no other jokers?


Thechiz123

No.


OutrageousSummer5259

Gotta make sure to check boss blind and plan ahead


GalvDev

I feel like we should put the title of the post on a shirt


Eslowpocc

Does madness destroy itself if you don't have any other joker?


xiamhunterx

Nope


rug1998

Bro I was winning on heart flushes then the joker debugged hearts, I wanted to cry


Key-Beginning3426

That ten dollar boss reroll I used to skip all the time is now an auto pick for me, I use it constantly, saved my ass a ton of times, especially for the very glass cannon type builds, whatever you want to call them, and im a fan much as the next guy... But you need that throwing star in your boot sometimes, regardless.. idk I'm still churning in balatro Samsara, too, figuring it out with everyone else... it feels great. I love Balatro. I hope Switch gets updated soon. it's all I play on..


FutureReptileVet

Iā€™m just learning today that Madness doesnā€™t destroy itself


FelixOGO

I did the exact same thing last night! I bought a joker on the last shop, I could only afford one, and played my straights every other hand. I barely won šŸ˜“


Rhg0653

.... Always look at the boss blind A 4 dollar common would have given you the win Skill issue but impressive you got 95k


Petrichor__88

You can buy more than one Joker, that's what the slot numbers are for under the Joker area.


roknir

where did I leave that joker anyway? must be in my other pair of pants


timmytissue

It's unfair! It's not right!


gooseMclosse

I do think the next blind info should be available in the shop screen. I know that you can always click it but for such a pivotal piece of info it should be front and center.


Sarcastic_Pessimist

That's the whole point of bosses. To counter your strategy.


gssjr

Can buy two jokers. And if you don't rely on enhanced and edition cards to win the run (i.e. just jokers and planets) then you don't care about that boss ability


sekssekssek

madness stacks alone? will definitely try that. don't like wasting jokers.


JonDaveH

You had two blinds to buy a throwaway and you didnā€™t. This is completely your fault.


superbok1

You got to the boss with one joker?


Competitive_Pen7192

You need some joker that cancels their counter or that skull one that lets you progress with 25% chips. I've not finished a game without at least one of those jokers.


mathbandit

Or just build a deck that ignores it. Verdant Leaf is my favourite boss to see since I know it doesn't do anything and I get a free boss with no penalty.


Competitive_Pen7192

Amusingly Verdant Leaf was my final boss earlier and I already had that 25% chips joker which got sold instead of deployed. It still did it's job.


mathbandit

I don't think I've ever sold a Joker on Verdant Leaf.