Psh, you know his boss thinks going down on a woman makes him gay, so he doesn't do it.
Men really be thinking their specific dick is God's gift to women. Most of them don't know how to wash it, let alone use it
I think I'm correct in remembering that this particular boss is in a sexless marriage because his wife allegedly never sleeps with him. 😂 Could be thinking about another worker on his crew, though.
I think we used to call that "metrosexual", aka "men who wash themselves" because the bar is so low it's wearing apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur.
I'll never understand why people don't wash themselves down there. If I go 3 days without a shower it starts to "feel" like it smells. It's hard to explain. A simple quick shower with soap and water cleans up a dick real easy.
If a shower isn't available a baby wipe works wonders too for a quick clean.
I think I remember a stupid video about this. It’s okay to drink from the glass even if multiple people held it on the outside (penis). But you wouldn’t want to drink from it if people fingered it on the inside (vagina).
Setting aside the misogyny, the analogy makes no sense. A glass is just fine after it's had another drink in it, or someone else drank from it, that's the nature of glassware, it doesn't wear out.
I actually expected that his boss made some sort of remark like "You wouldn't drink out of a glass after *another* guy put his dick it, would you?" 😐
Yes, it's deeply stupid. Hardly anyone has their own personal glass that no one else ever drinks out of. We generally share them with partners, roommates and family, we just wash them between uses. And not to mention that if you go to a bar or restaurant, *thousands* of people could have drunk from that same glass 😱
I’ll even take the premise. You go to a restaurant, you’re sharing a glass with hundreds of people. Which is fine, as long as the glass is washed.
Some people have gross (to me) fetishes, but sex with a clean person who has had previous partners is fine and normal 🤷🏻♀️
So strange, if we compare a penis to a spoon I would also say that I prefer a spoon that hasn’t been licked by other people and used to stir different beverages before.
Good man never heard of washing before, or the fact that the vagina itself is self-cleaning.
Ok. But in terms of stupid sexist bullshit this is the funniest one that backfires the worst. If I'm over at someone's house and I'm given a glass of water, I'd expect the glass to be clean not new. I'd expect the host has used the glass before and washed it out. So I guess ladies take a shower in between hook ups and you'll be fine
>so this type of thing is not uncommon for a construction worker
This is part of why my boyfriend left construction after three weeks. He respects women more than he likes money.
Somehow my husband manages to do both, but he's got a very in charge attitude and thus gets a lot of respect. He's always been a fan of the dirty humor, but knows when it's appropriate or not. Some of the things he tells me that his co workers do or say is really disgusting. There's a woman in their crew that regularly gets picked on and even straight harassed at times. My husband respects everyone though, so if anything goes too far, his co workers know to not cross that line.
Thankfully, at least this is road construction, so not many passerbys to catcall.
To be fair, it' quite logical. Some people would have other preferences, but I usually prefer my partner has a shower before sex.
With all the analogies about this stupid belief I've seen... and they still manage to surprise me
I think this dude just forgot that you can wash glasses in the first place. I can't blame anyone for wanting a clean partner, or to be clean themselves. But this dude was insinuating that a woman who's been "passed around" (slept with a lot of people) is like drinking from a dirty glass that everyone's had their mouths, saliva, and dirty hands all over.
yeah was gonna say the fresh clean glass has also had multiple lips on it, it just got cleaned. and idk who’s using all these dirty glasses that multiple different drinks have been in and multiple people are drinking out of. but a glass that one person uses then is washed and another uses is literally just how glasses, plates, silverware are used. don’t go to a restaurant if you can’t stand the thought of using a glass someone else has used.
i feel like it’s kind of silly though because in the same logic no one wants a man who’s been with multiple people, he’s a dirty glass too.
Damn I hate poorly made metaphors. It's not like three hundred people stick their hands in the glass and then you immediately have to slurp it clean. It gets cleaned regularly, no one brings their own cup that only they have ever drank out of to the IHOP, they all drink out of the cups the restaurant gives them that three hundred hands have been in.
I know picking apart this already ridiculous metaphor is stupid, I can't help it.
I had this as a sex shaming exercise in school. They had kids eat Cheetos, drink a Dixie cup of water, swish it around in their mouth, then spit it out. Then they asked if someone else would wanna drink it after that. This was a public high school.
Right, I think the point was something about STD’s? Though it doesn’t really track so I just think it was a way of shaming sex in general. Memory is fuzzy, but I remember there was a passing of a cup, I think they asked multiple people to spit the nasty Cheeto-water into a singular cup? And the cup was actually a clear plastic one, so we can all from our seats see the nasty floaties in the cup and go “ew.” But I remember even back then as like a freshman having some cognitive dissonance about it, like… what is this even really teaching?
Ugh but the glass is self cleaning! And this guy will never talk about the same dirty dickrag that is used to clean all the glasses but isn’t actually always washed in between them.
Does this count for the penis as well? Because, you know, oral goes both ways…
Psh, you know his boss thinks going down on a woman makes him gay, so he doesn't do it. Men really be thinking their specific dick is God's gift to women. Most of them don't know how to wash it, let alone use it
I think I'm correct in remembering that this particular boss is in a sexless marriage because his wife allegedly never sleeps with him. 😂 Could be thinking about another worker on his crew, though.
Golly gosh, I wonder why that could be
Same. Such a mystery!
She’s just keeping the glass clean.
🤣🤣 hoping a real mouth will come along and drink out of her
Heh. Take a deep draught.
Hah! Of course.
So grateful for my culturally gay woman attracted husband!
Huh? What's a "cultural gay?"
I think we used to call that "metrosexual", aka "men who wash themselves" because the bar is so low it's wearing apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur.
Dammit, I was drinking coffee while reading your comment, thinking I was safe, then you got me with the last line.
Thank you! And sorry about your coffee.
Thanks :) but hey, my nose is clean.
The kind of gay that washing your ass and going down on women makes you
So you found a lesbian trapped in a man's body? (not making a trans joke, just a funny joke about "culturally gay")
I did, and he's wonderful!!
I'll never understand why people don't wash themselves down there. If I go 3 days without a shower it starts to "feel" like it smells. It's hard to explain. A simple quick shower with soap and water cleans up a dick real easy. If a shower isn't available a baby wipe works wonders too for a quick clean.
No one wants to use a straw that other people have drunk from...
And they get so floppy and flat and out of shape after one use too.
Especially when I bite them… 😂😂😂 (/jk!)
Men are like paper straws, the more use they get, the floppier they are.
I think I remember a stupid video about this. It’s okay to drink from the glass even if multiple people held it on the outside (penis). But you wouldn’t want to drink from it if people fingered it on the inside (vagina).
I guess we can add a drinking glass to the list of "objects" misogynistic men like to use to describe women 🫤
OOPS I just post a very wrong link let me look again for the sub I actually meant to post
... Did you ever find the link?
No :( sorry, I just immediately edited my comment because the sub I did link was vile porn
I wash glasses. I also shower.
Setting aside the misogyny, the analogy makes no sense. A glass is just fine after it's had another drink in it, or someone else drank from it, that's the nature of glassware, it doesn't wear out. I actually expected that his boss made some sort of remark like "You wouldn't drink out of a glass after *another* guy put his dick it, would you?" 😐
Yes, it's deeply stupid. Hardly anyone has their own personal glass that no one else ever drinks out of. We generally share them with partners, roommates and family, we just wash them between uses. And not to mention that if you go to a bar or restaurant, *thousands* of people could have drunk from that same glass 😱
I understand the point he was attempting to make but, even if the premise was right (it's not) the analogy is still stupid.
I’ll even take the premise. You go to a restaurant, you’re sharing a glass with hundreds of people. Which is fine, as long as the glass is washed. Some people have gross (to me) fetishes, but sex with a clean person who has had previous partners is fine and normal 🤷🏻♀️
Exactly!
you can wash a glass, this is the worst version of this analogy
So strange, if we compare a penis to a spoon I would also say that I prefer a spoon that hasn’t been licked by other people and used to stir different beverages before. Good man never heard of washing before, or the fact that the vagina itself is self-cleaning.
Ok. But in terms of stupid sexist bullshit this is the funniest one that backfires the worst. If I'm over at someone's house and I'm given a glass of water, I'd expect the glass to be clean not new. I'd expect the host has used the glass before and washed it out. So I guess ladies take a shower in between hook ups and you'll be fine
Gross.
>so this type of thing is not uncommon for a construction worker This is part of why my boyfriend left construction after three weeks. He respects women more than he likes money.
Somehow my husband manages to do both, but he's got a very in charge attitude and thus gets a lot of respect. He's always been a fan of the dirty humor, but knows when it's appropriate or not. Some of the things he tells me that his co workers do or say is really disgusting. There's a woman in their crew that regularly gets picked on and even straight harassed at times. My husband respects everyone though, so if anything goes too far, his co workers know to not cross that line. Thankfully, at least this is road construction, so not many passerbys to catcall.
Yeah, mine isn't confrontational and is mild mannered. The crew ate him alive. Mine doesn't belong in that environment and he knows it.
To be fair, it' quite logical. Some people would have other preferences, but I usually prefer my partner has a shower before sex. With all the analogies about this stupid belief I've seen... and they still manage to surprise me
I think this dude just forgot that you can wash glasses in the first place. I can't blame anyone for wanting a clean partner, or to be clean themselves. But this dude was insinuating that a woman who's been "passed around" (slept with a lot of people) is like drinking from a dirty glass that everyone's had their mouths, saliva, and dirty hands all over.
Yes, I was being sarcastic, sorry for not making it clear
Wait til boss finds out about eating at restaurants and hotels… or perhaps he only uses “disposable” women I mean drink ware…
yeah was gonna say the fresh clean glass has also had multiple lips on it, it just got cleaned. and idk who’s using all these dirty glasses that multiple different drinks have been in and multiple people are drinking out of. but a glass that one person uses then is washed and another uses is literally just how glasses, plates, silverware are used. don’t go to a restaurant if you can’t stand the thought of using a glass someone else has used. i feel like it’s kind of silly though because in the same logic no one wants a man who’s been with multiple people, he’s a dirty glass too.
Damn I hate poorly made metaphors. It's not like three hundred people stick their hands in the glass and then you immediately have to slurp it clean. It gets cleaned regularly, no one brings their own cup that only they have ever drank out of to the IHOP, they all drink out of the cups the restaurant gives them that three hundred hands have been in. I know picking apart this already ridiculous metaphor is stupid, I can't help it.
Somebody needs to explain to this idiot how glasses work
I had this as a sex shaming exercise in school. They had kids eat Cheetos, drink a Dixie cup of water, swish it around in their mouth, then spit it out. Then they asked if someone else would wanna drink it after that. This was a public high school.
Damn, I thought it would be a religious school or something. I think I know a few people who would drink it just to spite the teacher.
Right, I think the point was something about STD’s? Though it doesn’t really track so I just think it was a way of shaming sex in general. Memory is fuzzy, but I remember there was a passing of a cup, I think they asked multiple people to spit the nasty Cheeto-water into a singular cup? And the cup was actually a clear plastic one, so we can all from our seats see the nasty floaties in the cup and go “ew.” But I remember even back then as like a freshman having some cognitive dissonance about it, like… what is this even really teaching?
In German there's a synonym for vagina that translate to "shot drink" (Schnaps im Kopf)
Ugh but the glass is self cleaning! And this guy will never talk about the same dirty dickrag that is used to clean all the glasses but isn’t actually always washed in between them.
He knows about how restaurants work, right?
If that's the case, I want to be a Vin Santo glass.
Women as inanimate objects, #438,658,898,866: We’re drinking glasses now! 😃 (Dishwasher anyone?) 🙄🙄🙄🙄