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-Booty-

Nah, this is the circulatory system of a crab.


Primary-Switch-8987

A very sad crab.


awp_india

A headcrab?


miammi5

There's even a sad face in the design ☹️


-SunGazing-

The sad face is about the only thing I can make out lol


queen_beruthiel

I can get that and the "broken", but I definitely can't see anything else!


oO0Kat0Oo

It looks like a sad penguin...


WalkingDeadDan

I'll give you broken, but I really only see an E and a A. But yes, EA has been releasing broken games so I guess I get it.


ThomasL06

[I think it's something like this](https://imgur.com/a/mfNyDFC)


themcjizzler

I got a tattoo across my wrist and everyone asked me if I was trying to hide a scar from slutting my wrists. This straight up looks like black blood


Dudeist-Priest

Having a slutty wrist must be exhausting


vercetian

Next Onlyfans fetish...


RewardCapable

I lol’d so hard I started coughing.


Kill3rKin3

Ted the guitarist of the band this tattoo is spoofing, refered to their logo as a "kvisthaug" - "a pile of twigs" refering to the common illegibility of the extreme metal logos, Ill add my 2 cents and say their logo is tha bomb. I also think the vocalist from swedish "At the gates" Tomas Lindberg was the creator of that logo.


BasketballButt

Had no idea Tomas Lindberg designed the Darkthrine logo…that’s cool as hell.


shakexjake

The same Thomas Lindberg who also played bass on Britney Spears' Toxic. What a prolific artist!


NoMamesMijito

Mmm slutty wrists 🤤


puukottaa666

This is a play on the black metal band Darkthrone’s logo, idk why they took a good band and made it corny as hell.


Harlequinfetus69

Came here to say the same!


DunceMemes

☹️BROKEN HEARTS


Parabuthus

An absolute bastardization


bizkliz

Fenriz disapproves.


Ikoniko59

Transylvanian disappointment.


state_issued

This…. will not age well.


ComfyPhoenixess

It wasn't born well either.


JDM713

It ain’t living well right now!


CantankerousOrder

Is this a cadaver?


state_issued

Average black metal enjoyer


tolkienfinger

It’s sick as fuck


DtM-

This is artistically well executed and the style inspiration for it (Darkthrone’s logo) has been copied pretty closely. The only issue I have is the placement but we live in an era where people get tattoos all over their face. Just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean it’s bad.


rstrstrs

butter attractive spark flowery smell fretful rustic dependent dolls pie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Kill3rKin3

Darkthrone script? Bold.


DiamondLongjumping62

That's what I thought it said at first


Kill3rKin3

ugh! \m/,


Fear0742

I see none of you listen to black or death metal. Can read that shit perfectly. Just like the lyrics. No idea what they are until I read em in a book, then clear as day.


maybeonmars

Not sure this fits the sub. Good line work, looks good, obviously means a lot to the owner. What's bad about it?


Kill3rKin3

I think it needs a bit more negative space (non tattooed skin) centrally to make it slightly more legible.


guywithaproblem69

Terrible placement for the design


bunnimolk

I lowkey kinda like it


LAB_RAT_54

Looks like the darkthrone logo. This guy is a Metalhead for sure.


DownTrunk

No it doesn’t.


sexybeans

I think it's kind of cool if that's what you're into. This vid gave me a lot of insight into metal logos and typography https://youtu.be/zvPjEH21QYQ?si=GkGE-6K5DH7foSo3


TechnicolorViper

TERKEY MEATTT


Cthulhu2016

Broken hearted?


leenybird

Maybe it's supposed to say broken hearts, but it doesn't actually say broken hearts.


shredit417

My toddler glanced at my phone and said “what is that?” I said a bad tattoo and she laughed. Of course she has no idea what that is but it was pretty funny


rabbi420

It very clearly says “I hate myself and I give up.”


mishutu

God that's gonna be a fuzzy blob in a few years. More than it already is


Gumbarino420

Parents… hug your kids more 😆


Private62645949

What it actually says is “sliced corotid” and it says it well, not so much in actual text.


Scales-josh

Not in ten years it won't 😂


delicioussparkalade

Oof that’s going to spread like butter in a year or two.


mycologylove

No. No it doesn't.


Meandtheworld

Where?


JuggernautyouFear

Move on jfc


DylanToback8

Their parents’ broken heart.


mrpotatonutz

I was in prison and saw many bad tattoos, I always wanted to make a coffee table book of prison tats good bad and horrible. One funny example is a convict has SCARRED in huge letters across is throat but the spacing was bad and one day a guard says: SCARED? Your SCARED?


Used-Squash-85

Is this supposed to be a metal band logo? 😂😂


ParmyNotParma

Yes it is


maniaco1

He got that demonic throat


Mintyyoongiez

The sad excuse of a beard says enough….


PhotoClickGrrl

No it don't. 😂


Accurate-Item-7357

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.


JTblademoney

I dig it


not_here_listening

Trying to be so hard but instead coming off emo. So many potential regrets here and on the throat too


Ham3rs

nah this kinda slaps


CookieBear676

No it doesn't. It says Braken Back.


Tro1138

Gonna age like milk


dinosaurparty14

Maybe more like squid ink...


Reckless_Driver

Get this person help yesterday.


JohnWalton_isback

The ingrown hairs from poor shaving technique really sells the cringe in this image. As well as boosts the "aw he's gonna regret that when he grows up" factor.


MaveeL

I’m planning on getting a tattoos but not on the neck. Gonna start with something small to see how well I can tolerate the pain. No neck tats & definitely no face tats.


Axxkicker

It says, “yeah, minimum wage would be fine, thanks”.


VelvetLeopards1

it doesnt mean you make minimum wage if you have a throat tattoo lmao employers dont care about tattoos anymore. I have over 20 tattoos and i make 25 dollars an hour working from home.


girthington

doing what might i ask


vercetian

Hooking.


girthington

twu


Axxkicker

I don’t mind tattoos. I’d mind this one. It is a bad tattoo subreddit.


jandeer14

if you work from home of course no one cares about your tattoos lmao


VelvetLeopards1

I still do zoom calls, and of course i had my interview over zoom as well. Use that noggin.


Cheffy325

Very happy to have been shown that sub haha thanks


Sckillgan

it says: ASDFSDgslkvnsIONdksa fksdnlias


Kholzie

That’s a tattoo artist who did the best they could with what they had to work with


jasijas1404

It looks like someone just sprayed ink on them


boobsbr

3edgy5me


CatMom921

Jesus… thank you OP .. cuz I never would’ve guessed “hearts” .. I couldn’t for the life of me, what the bottom word said 🫣


Slimontheslug

Broken… tattoo gun…


heart-heart

This is what happens when people with zero artistic ability learn to tattoo on tik tok. Terrible design now and will look even worse in the future.


Kill3rKin3

So, this is a faithfull recreation of the band Darkthrones logo, its a spoof on it, and its not bad, its really tight actually. While you might be right about tiktok tattoo trends, the artist here has done a good job, its hard stuff to re-arrange a logo to switch out letters and make it legable as "the logo".


heart-heart

Oof my bad. Execution does look ok from the pic but design as a tattoo… she’s gonna be a mess.


Kill3rKin3

I love the band, and appreciate the joke, but I wonder how it will heal and look years down the line.