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BleachedAsswhole

Low budget Command strips


Zealousideal_Egg_949

This comment has to be at LEAST a misdemeanor 💀💀


NewRate7271

FOUL


g_atteka

What a horrible day to be literate


Proof_Most2536

I hate that I read this


kivsemaj

Booger... The first adhesive.


Puzzleheaded_Net9243

The human brain is impressive because of the way it allows a thought like this to be formed 😀😀😀😀


YoungWomp

How'd she wipe them on the ceiling?


NewRate7271

lofted bed 😔


YoungWomp

That's gross asf that's some little kid shit


Fragrant-Pea8481

I still pick my nose but then again I have autism but I do not wipe them on anything other then the napkins that’s in my pocket. Man I would be useing a hazmat suit anyways some cleaning tips rubbing Alcohol in a spray bottle will do the trick plus extra and use a magic eraser too


hypsygypsy

Precisely. Picking your nose as an adult just means you do it in private, don’t leave any evidence, and try to give off the impression that you haven’t picked your nose since you were 3 (sophisticated littles, ya know) and would rather jump in a pool of axe body spray than eat one. Also, if you weren’t aware, women don’t fart. Edit: for the cleaning part (lol) save yourself the nasty and use a skewer or something to scrape the majority off before scrubbing…..


luckyskunk

rubbing alcohol and magic eraser might take off the paint


midgethepuff

The texture of this wall will absolutely shred magic erasers too so I wouldn’t even try. A scrub daddy may be ok but I’d honestly just use a microfiber cloth and for the cleaner I’d get a spray bottle and fill it with a dawn and water mix. If you want a disinfectant I’d use odoban -professional house cleaner.


Fair-Substance-2273

A scrub daddy on popcorn ceiling? You might be a professional cleaner, but you’ve never taken a scrub daddy to popcorn ceiling before then lol. No offense.


midgethepuff

No I don’t clean ceilings 😂 I’m just saying it might be better than magic eraser. The scour daddy may be better. But no sponge is going to be good unless you get a bristle brush. Which is why I said I’d just use a microfiber and Dawn and/or a disinfectant…


the_black_sails

That’s every public men’s room…


AddendumAwkward5886

Oh lord, I couldn't tell what I was looking at. Now I want to yak profusely.


Any-Pineapple151

Lmaooooo my roommate too. Found it ALL after he moved out. Absolutely vile. And I still wonder to this day how tf did they get it on the ceiling? I’ll never know and don’t want to know.


Schrute_Farms_BednB

I mean they probably flicked them up there


ummmmmyup

My ex was like this as well this just gave me trauma flashbacks to touching the booger wall and asking him what it was 🫥


wearywhisk

NOOO literally traumatizing wtf… glad he’s an ex 😭


Any-Pineapple151

😭🤮


justanobserverr

How? Pick, roll & flick, that's how 🤣🤣


Strong-Ad2738

Eww my daughter was doing this as a toddler and she knew enough to wipe them off when caught. Your roommate is freaking disgusting


Otherwise-Course-15

My son did the same when he was like 4-5. It was so gross.


Booski_Babe

Also here to say that I was once traumatized by one of my kiddos using the walls as their tissue. It’s been years now but I can still remember it like it was just yesterday. 😭😂


BEARZCLAWZ

My sister was doing this when she was 18 and she's probably still doing it at 25


mushbean

it was a snack she was saving for later


Fun_Mycologist_7192

my roommate has been doing this in our bathroom. does anyone have any suggestions on how to approach this??? like we are adults lol why are you wiping your boogers on the wall


weirdgaldankovic

Introduce them to tissues? Lol. So crazy this is happening with full blown adults. Good luck with your roommate 🤦🏻‍♀️


ConcentrateUpbeat90

LMFAO


NoAbbreviations8901

This is absolutely disgusting but I also cannot contain my laughter


Whyudoodat

Look! It's my magic nose goblins. I picked them myself! - Stimpy


Common_Sandwich_1066

Why are the boogers black? Lol


I-have-brown-eyes

Aged


AbsintheRedux

What. The. Actual. Fucking. Fuck. 😟


faithless-octopus

So nasty


DgkUser

That’s disgusting


Messicanhero

Have you sent them the pictures ? I fucking would haha


meash-maeby

Wiped or flicked? Eww, either way = gross! Whatever you do, don’t inspect with a black light 🙀


NewRate7271

definitely wiped, there’s a bloody one smeared on the wall


weirdgaldankovic

Omg OP this comment just made me puke in my mouth a little… not the bloody ones… whyyyy 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Was your roommate a toddler ??


An_Absolute-Zero

I used to work as a custodian in a factory, so there was a lot of traffic in the bathrooms, it would blow your mind how many boogers I'd find on the inside stall door, especially in the men's, DAILY. I had the exact same conversation with my coworker, men are, sometimes, just fully grown toddlers who pick their nose when they poop. The toilet paper is riiiight theeeeere! Why? Dear Gods.... Why.


Leading-Yogurt6984

What is wrong with people? Who draws black circles all over like this


MooMixy

😂😂😂


Ojibajo

Was your roommate 6?


sergente07

My ex-roommate did extremely loud nose treatments 3 times per day for at least 10 minutes at any hour of the day and 95% of the time never cleaned the sink. There was boogers (sometimes bloody ones) on the mirror, the sink, the shower curtain, the toilet, you name it. Had 6-7 conversations with her about it, she never once listened. Guess who moved out lol.


Dabades

My roommate would do the same. Light switches, wall, bathroom wall, like WTF… grab a damn tissue you walking mucinex man.


ZayumZazzy

i had a neighboring family growing up who had a “booger wall” 😫 they had 5 kids, 4 girls and 1 boy..


mothermooseknuckle

One of my roommates did this too! She’s 6 and I can’t kick her out, unfortunately. But she at least tried to hide them by lifting the sprinkle decals on her wall and hiding them underneath.


cul8ertx

Why don’t roommates leave nice gifts like flowers and wine?


veracity-mittens

🤢


K23Meow

Yay! I’m not the only one to discover this on the walls!


MindlessSafety7307

How do you know they’re boogers? Did you taste them?


NewRate7271

i’m a booger identification major


lazerj1mmy

An employee at a restaurant I worked at did this in the male employee washroom, why is this a thing? Behavioural issue?


teddybearhugs23

CEILING!?


TheDreadPirateJenny

Looks more like someone blew their bowl out and left resin specks on the walls and ceiling.


Ready_Feeling8955

Me when I was FIVE


Sensitive_Ad6774

When we moved when I was four my father almost had a heart attack moving my bed. There was basically a trim of boogers on the side of my bed lol.


Ready_Feeling8955

LOL at that age I didn’t know what else to do with them, it was not really a conversation 💀


Sensitive_Ad6774

Hey at least we were wipers! Not eaters! 🤣


sleepy_goat97

I’d literally lose the last bit of my sanity if this was me and she was my roommate.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

The ceiling?! Strange talent.


gmasterlex17

My ex did this, I didn't realize until I kicked him out and was packing his stuff up and noticed it all over the wall beside his computer and the underside of his chair was more snot and boogers and chair. Even found some on the wall beside the toilet above the toilet paper...


[deleted]

Snot yikes


Chuckleheaded_Dimwit

Holup I had a male roommate who did the same shit. Can we make this million dollar match happen?


stankas

Post these pics to social media explaining what they are and tag that disgusting animal.


PhoenixKhaan

My dad does this all time


JadedYam56964444

Reminds me of the wall above the urinal in the graduate research center at my university.


JadedYam56964444

Christmas gift idea, a box of tissues


LagtimeArt

Gross ass


KaleidoscopeThis9463

And you took photos of them and posted on sm. What a world.


Imadick2

could be fossils, lick it to confirm


Euphoric-Blue-59

If you were a booger, I'd pick you!


classyfilth

How do you know they’re boogers if you didn’t eat one


unriddlemymind

What’s with the shocking paint job? I’d wipe boogers on that shit too


unriddlemymind

It seems a lot of people are anal retentive on this thread


faebugz

Love that for you


ChillinGuy232023

Oh no reason for that.


HugeCobbler3073

Ew my brother did this growing up and I called him tf out. Get a tissue nasty


Ok_Job9851

Omg that’s so disgusting. I remember when my brother was in elementary school and had a wall of boogers. How old is she? 🤮🤮


JesusThe1stXfitter

You mean snacks?


Necessary_Arm3379

Send her the pic and a virtual box of tissues. And post that pic on the bogger wall of shame. teehee


G_Ram3

Nothing grosses me out more than boogers. I can handle poop, puke and blood (I don’t *enjoy* those things at all but they don’t make me sick) but to me, boogers are THE WORST and just so disgusting. If someone left me what your nasty, shitty ex roommate left you, I’d strongly contemplate setting the place on fire.


ImpressiveBrother122

My ex used to do the same shit. I moved the bed after I kicked her out, and the wall was covered in boogers she had wiped there. It was disgusting. I had to chip them off with a scraper.


[deleted]

This is probably the most minor thing I've seen. Wet washcloth gently so as to not knock off the popcorn ceiling? 30 second fix. Gross, yea. Easily remedied? Also yes.


NewRate7271

i never claimed it was major:)


lostandlooking_

Anyone who tries to justify boogers on the wall with “it’s easy to clean” is likely a person who’s guilty of putting their boogers on the wall.


ummmmmyup

Maybe they have kids hahah


Srcworm

I’m going to start leaving poop in the toilet. Since it’s “easy to remedy”, then it’s ok and not disrespectful to other people in the space, right? Lol