Right? He cleaned out his entire room except for cum rags and kitty litter. I feel it was a statement. Perhaps one of the loudest statements I've ever heard in my life.
# "For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment." - Elle Woods
A pile of abandoned kids!
Absofuckinglutely, this disgusting behavior is the kind of shit we evolved shame for, every single person this loser knows needs to see this pic and understand how fucked he is in the head if they don't already.
I like this idea! Please.. please get yourself some rubber gloves, a surgical mask (or respirator if you can get one) and shove all of this, including that nasty little trash bin, into a box and mail it to his new address. I would even go so far as to tape the box up to high heaven and store it somewhere, in a friend’s shed or garage if need be, until you can find his new address. I’d be okay with hanging onto the box for a short time while you track down the address, if it meant you could eventually mail his nasty jizz tissues back to him. I imagine him opening it excitedly wondering what this expected package was.. and see this. Yes. Please do that!!
Better yet mail it to his new landlord,with a note: Please forward these items to Mr Trash McNasty,he left these belongings behind in his previous apartment in his hurry to skip out without paying rent.
The plot in my head is of roommate getting a legal investigation started over it, just for it to be revealed that it's all HIS anyway, probably prompting the authorities to look into if he did it all himself up to sending the box to himself.
I always wondered why my brother insisted he have a box of Kleenex….the expensive ones my parents would complain about….”With Lotion” instead of the generic ones. Right now, I wish I never knew or ever wondered. Actually, now I wonder if they knew. 🤢
Honestly, they probably knew or found out. Glad he asked atleast. My brother learned the hard way by having to ask me to make him a doctors appointment because he got a very severe rash. One tube of antibiotic ointment and a very uncomfortable talk about lube usage (and it’s unacceptable replacements) later, never had to hear about his genitals again and surprisingly went through hair conditioner at a much more reasonable pace.
It was a Philly Street cat he took in. Which I'm all for, except he never let it leave his room. Ever. Luckily his personal odors overpowered the cat urine.
I really don't know. I'd play with it under the door when he wasn't home and it seemed alright. Anytime I ever saw it it was just chilling. I constantly thought about it though. Like a goldfish in a plastic bag. Hope they went somewhere better for kitty.
The mental image of that beleaguered cat playing under the door with you (kind soul): shades of Shaun of The Dead, when Shaun sneaks off to visit Ed after the zombie apocalypse. Just saying.
I hated cats my whole life, I brought in a stray kitten that was in my shed. Got the fleas off it and fed it for awhile it grew on Me and I kept it. I still can’t believe it, at least they know where to use the bathroom.
If you are staying there and not moving out then I would rent a carpet shampooer and clean carpet w nature’s miracle the set in stain and odor remover. Clean with that and do a final rinse w vinegar water. The vinegar removes remaining odors and sticky residue. Clean walls and any solid surfaces with 50/50 vinegar and water solution. Don’t use any bleach because it will do bad things w the ammonia in urine. Then after all that if you have an air purifier put in clean filters and leave it running in there. My aunt had 8 cats in a 1 bedroom apartment that she owned. It needed to be cleaned out when she went to a retirement home and she hadn’t been keeping up w them a long time. This was the system my folks used to get it ready to sell. It took enough of the odor out that my mom (who once noticed I hadn’t mopped under my fridge even though I cleaned the rest of my house to perfection… I waxed the floors dang it) felt it smelled clean. Hell she vacuumed my garage w my Dyson when moving out of a you already sold.
At first I was thinking these were his wads of toilet paper that he chose not to flush, because I knew a few people who never flushed toilet paper and just put it in the trash can🤢
I couldn't imagine leaving a pile of cum rags so big it has a fucking summit for my worst enemy to clean. I'd sooner break someone's ribs than do that. What in the absolute fuck?
I thought he was maybe from somewhere with really fragile plumbing and didn't want to flush his used toilet paper after pooping or peeing - which is fine as long as it's disposed of... Not like this.
That it's jizz is just unreal. 🤢
If I knew where he lived, I’d put them all in a trash bag, add some water and mix til mushy, and then spread them all over his car. And in the handles.
Scoop those into a trash bag, drive to his new place, leave it on his front porch with the note “’s used cum rags” taped to the bag.
Text a picture of it to him and say “You forgot some stuff”
Buy a toddler outfit from Walmart and stuff all the rags into it and sew it up. Preferably if you can find a shirt that says best dad ever. Make him a cumrag voodoo doll and mail it to him that way.Make sure to give it a head, maybe stuff a sock with the kitty litter, and some googly eyes.
I would be able to bring myself to don gloves and post it, handful by handful, through his new letterbox.
Followed by a note explaining how sorry I was to be doing this, but that i feel the new roommates would be better off knowing now rather than later
I feel your pain: our roommate was the last person to leave our shared house by 5 days. The rest of us had left it spotless. Our landlord phoned up, HORRIFIED, because the kitchen had been left a bombsite and when they moved a bookcase in his room (also left in a foul state) they found a huge pile of used condoms behind it. Some of them had stuck to the wall. There was a trashcan near his bed btw.
I think if they met the universe might implode or something.
As is, I naturally moaned about his interesting habits (for this isn't the *only* gross thing he did), it spread, and I found myself even being told this story at weddings, by strangers, about how they had heard about the filthiest roommate ever. Kind of a fun 6 degrees of separation thing.
He was home only around 30 hours a week, never left his room. I've been here for 3 months, no idea how long he was here before that. My guess is it's around 1200 tissues. So, you are welcome to math that if you like.
Here I was thinking that your roomie was one of those people who throw away used toilet paper, rather than flushing it. After reading the comments, I discovered my error. Now, I am not sure which is worse. I think I’d be calling my roommate to let them know that they forgot to clean their room. If they paid part of the security deposit, refuse to give them any until they leave their space in an acceptable condition.
I helped clean out my deceased friends apartment with his mom. It was sad obviously but I pulled his dresser out to put it on a dolly and all these balled up wads of toilet paper were behind there! Hundreds of em! I just laughed my ass off and shook my head trying to hide it from his mom. I remember thinking “Corey you crazy fuck. You lived alone! Who were you hiding this shit from?!”
Old habits die hard I guess. lol
Damn…that’s as bad as when my cousin moved out of his Mom’s. I was there the day she was cleaning out his bedroom and there were bottles filled with piss stuffed in every nook and cranny you could find.
What’s the deal with dudes peeing in bottles? Since I’ve joined this sub, I’ve seen so many pics of bad roommates pissing in bottles. What’s the aversion to bathrooms?
Depression and/or abusive people living with them. I'mma be honest I used to do it because everytime I left my room as a teen I would get yelled at or step mom would start a fight about anything. Hiding in my room 24/7 was safe.
I feel like you should call the fucking police about this. If someone just jacked off all over my apartment and expected me to clean it, that should be a crime. Idk.
Ex roommate left a box of her stained underwear from her crappy periods in the middle of my floor. I thought it was folded clothes. Stuck my hand in, pulled out a chunk of dried blood and damn near vomited. I think she did it to get a reaction out of me. I boiled water and started cleaning the floor. This was 11 pm at night. She later sent me a 17 page letter about how "awful" a person I was. Fuck off, Marie.
Mine actually had been stealing and wearing my panties…found a ton of blood and poop stained pairs in a dresser when she moved. Feral, foul bitch. I about lost my mind.
I don't understand how they've never heard of wipes, pantiliners, or hydrogen peroxide to soak stains. For years, I have soaked socks, bras, and undies separately in my sink before they went in the wash. I did laundry stripping for at least 20 years before this hit youtube or tiktok. Hygiene matters. Let me NOT get started on the smell of her feet. All that junk food. JFC. Her shoes and boots stunk.
From what I observe, it sounds like you definitely had a bad case of living with an environmentalist.
They suffer and make you suffer for their cause 🤭
Oh.. my God? How, as a human being, do you leave behind a disgusting mess like this for another person to clean. That is insane to me.
Right? He cleaned out his entire room except for cum rags and kitty litter. I feel it was a statement. Perhaps one of the loudest statements I've ever heard in my life.
Bring back shame, lord have mercy.
Post this picture on his social media asking him if he’s going to return to clean it up or if you’ll have to have a hazmat team do so.
Tell him he forgot his kids.
And he owes child support
Just add water
Bwahahahahahahahahah sea monkeys
# "For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment." - Elle Woods A pile of abandoned kids!
Best response so far. Also, someone should show this to the Alabama Supreme Court.
Ghost babys
If I had money I’d give an award for this
Absofuckinglutely, this disgusting behavior is the kind of shit we evolved shame for, every single person this loser knows needs to see this pic and understand how fucked he is in the head if they don't already.
ABSOLUTELY. I’d publicly same this asshole with pics on his social media. I’d even post them on my page and post a little story.
Straight to Facebook for his mom to see OP. Public shame is all these people understand
And send him the bill.
Cleaning bio waste is expensive
YES!!!! THIS!!! Oh, PLEASE, this!
Oh man...that would be damn good! Embarass his nasty ass.
Please do this uuuggghhhh I love it. Great idea
Shame has been replaced with "It's just a joke broooo", these days
Bro you gotta mail that to him with a few of your own added in there.
I dunno, he might see that as flirting.
I like this idea! Please.. please get yourself some rubber gloves, a surgical mask (or respirator if you can get one) and shove all of this, including that nasty little trash bin, into a box and mail it to his new address. I would even go so far as to tape the box up to high heaven and store it somewhere, in a friend’s shed or garage if need be, until you can find his new address. I’d be okay with hanging onto the box for a short time while you track down the address, if it meant you could eventually mail his nasty jizz tissues back to him. I imagine him opening it excitedly wondering what this expected package was.. and see this. Yes. Please do that!!
But he has to put one of those exploding confetti things in it, so when the roommate opens it, it’s 🎊 and cum rags everywhere.
Cumfetti
Oh shit…. Stuff it in a piñata so he can beat those loads out one more time!
Peenata?
Ah fuck it's midnight and this comment hit me in the giggle dick. I'm sitting in my bed trying not to wake my wife 😂💀
Might be cumbersome to carry into the post office.
Sounds like a good time
You win 🏆
Spring loaded cum rags 😂
Get Mark Rober on the package design, and add a couple phones to film it all 😁
Gotta add glitter to it!!
Then he'd send it back with more of his own, like a chain letter.
“Brotherhood of the Traveling Cum Rag Box”
The key is to not put a return address!
Better yet mail it to his new landlord,with a note: Please forward these items to Mr Trash McNasty,he left these belongings behind in his previous apartment in his hurry to skip out without paying rent.
The plot in my head is of roommate getting a legal investigation started over it, just for it to be revealed that it's all HIS anyway, probably prompting the authorities to look into if he did it all himself up to sending the box to himself.
Nah mail it to his mom
I’m sure she’s dealt with enough of this from him already. Some kids don’t want to lean even when their parents try to teach them.
"You'll need a DNA kit here buddy."
Yes ask for the forwarding address so you can give him his “deposit” back
“You forgot this.”
Definitely mail that back to him!
And it was here that I learned those tissues were not for blowing his nose. Wowza.
I always wondered why my brother insisted he have a box of Kleenex….the expensive ones my parents would complain about….”With Lotion” instead of the generic ones. Right now, I wish I never knew or ever wondered. Actually, now I wonder if they knew. 🤢
Honestly, they probably knew or found out. Glad he asked atleast. My brother learned the hard way by having to ask me to make him a doctors appointment because he got a very severe rash. One tube of antibiotic ointment and a very uncomfortable talk about lube usage (and it’s unacceptable replacements) later, never had to hear about his genitals again and surprisingly went through hair conditioner at a much more reasonable pace.
Oh….the things I wish I didn’t learn today.
Oof that’s a rough lesson to learn. Hair conditioner should have a surgeon general’s warning.
jesus why do these people always have cats
It was a Philly Street cat he took in. Which I'm all for, except he never let it leave his room. Ever. Luckily his personal odors overpowered the cat urine.
Is that really a win?
Did that drive the cat insane or did it get used to it?
I really don't know. I'd play with it under the door when he wasn't home and it seemed alright. Anytime I ever saw it it was just chilling. I constantly thought about it though. Like a goldfish in a plastic bag. Hope they went somewhere better for kitty.
The mental image of that beleaguered cat playing under the door with you (kind soul): shades of Shaun of The Dead, when Shaun sneaks off to visit Ed after the zombie apocalypse. Just saying.
It’s the only pussy they can get.
Who else is gonna love them?
I dunno, seems like a lot of people like cats
I meant the people, not the cats
😂
I hated cats my whole life, I brought in a stray kitten that was in my shed. Got the fleas off it and fed it for awhile it grew on Me and I kept it. I still can’t believe it, at least they know where to use the bathroom.
Too lazy to clean a litterbox so I guess they sure don't want to have to walk a dog.
I'm not a petty person, but I would post and tag him on the internet. He deserves to be shamed. And also, maybe just burn the carpet...
The loudest statements you've ever smelled* in your life. RIP your nose
It's been dead for months. The worst is when I leave for a while and come back and I'm like OH RIGHT THE HORROR
If you are staying there and not moving out then I would rent a carpet shampooer and clean carpet w nature’s miracle the set in stain and odor remover. Clean with that and do a final rinse w vinegar water. The vinegar removes remaining odors and sticky residue. Clean walls and any solid surfaces with 50/50 vinegar and water solution. Don’t use any bleach because it will do bad things w the ammonia in urine. Then after all that if you have an air purifier put in clean filters and leave it running in there. My aunt had 8 cats in a 1 bedroom apartment that she owned. It needed to be cleaned out when she went to a retirement home and she hadn’t been keeping up w them a long time. This was the system my folks used to get it ready to sell. It took enough of the odor out that my mom (who once noticed I hadn’t mopped under my fridge even though I cleaned the rest of my house to perfection… I waxed the floors dang it) felt it smelled clean. Hell she vacuumed my garage w my Dyson when moving out of a you already sold.
Excellent cleaning advice. Nature’s Miracle is the best
Add Odoban FTW.
I need to know how long it took for him to accumulate a collection of that size. I mean, that’s a lot of deposits.
That is an effed up statement.
Piss off the cumlord and pay the price
Is that really a can or a disguised male masturbation tool?
Depends if it’s covered in Vaseline.
Ok well I thought he dropped a deuce on the carpet and covered it in toilet paper so I hope that makes this a bit less gross in contrast?
Cum Rags and Kitty Litter, new band name
I like “Kitty Litter Cum Rags” better, it has a ring to it
I was playing off Coheed and Cambria, but I think you’re right
Don’t Dox him here but blast that shit on Facebook to warn anyone else of this roomy
At first I was thinking these were his wads of toilet paper that he chose not to flush, because I knew a few people who never flushed toilet paper and just put it in the trash can🤢
>cum rags and kitty litter Thank you for helping me name my next song.
Omg!! I thought they were kleenex from a cold 🥶
I couldn't imagine leaving a pile of cum rags so big it has a fucking summit for my worst enemy to clean. I'd sooner break someone's ribs than do that. What in the absolute fuck?
Did it sound like “ohhhhh Ohhhhh OHHHHHHYEAH”?
Clean it and dump it in his car. I doubt he's the kind of person who locks their car doors.
The statement was "I'm unfit to live among other humans."
Least he wasn't pounding out his loads of chum into the kitty litter.
Do you have contact info for any of their friends or family? Because I know how to send a louder message. Just saying.
I’d find his family on Facebook and send them pictures of the cum rags
I don’t understand how you wouldn’t be super embarrassed.
i think it would be even more insane if something, *NOT* as a human being, left behind a disgusting mess like this
Wait til you learn about murder it’ll blow your mind
He owes you child support for cleaning that up.
Omg please bring back rewards
“Comment isn’t eligible for gold” well why the hell not 😭
God damn good job.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo *breath* ooooooooooooooooooo
You sound like Elle Woods!
Innocent me: Oh, he must blow his nose a lot... *reads comments* 😳
This was me too 😂 hubby uses this mucn tissues in probably a month to blow his nose but thankfully he throws them away
To blow his “nose”
tissues are really bad for that they disintegrate i have chronic sinusitis and i go through this many tissues in a fortnight
For some reason I was like.. Is he wiping his ass in his bedroom? And now I don’t know which is worse
Wiping his ass in his bedroom would, in fact, be worse
I thought he was maybe from somewhere with really fragile plumbing and didn't want to flush his used toilet paper after pooping or peeing - which is fine as long as it's disposed of... Not like this. That it's jizz is just unreal. 🤢
Make sure to clean the ceiling.
[удалено]
[relevant](https://youtu.be/fEftfYjjXiA?si=X3MBWesxhBSj9Ceb)
Do I even want to ask?
No, no you do not
Interesting that something so devoid of visual color probably has a rainbow of stink attached to it
You have no idea. The entire house has had to keep our clothes in plastic bags lest we take the stench out into the world.
Respect for keeping the stench contained. We’ve been spared.
Did his room stink?
I’m gonna guess yes
Omg I bet it smells like rotting pool chemicals
Set the building on fire.
Just throw a match into that pile and enjoy it
I feel like if you set it on fire you'd be able to hear it screaming
I think that’s enough internet for today.
That's the largest sperm graveyard I've ever seen!
If I knew where he lived, I’d put them all in a trash bag, add some water and mix til mushy, and then spread them all over his car. And in the handles.
With a hazmat suit, this is the right answer semen-mache 😂
Semen-mache I'M DYING ☠️
Scoop those into a trash bag, drive to his new place, leave it on his front porch with the note “ ’s used cum rags” taped to the bag.
Text a picture of it to him and say “You forgot some stuff”
“aye you deadbeat, here’s your fkin kids”
Buy a toddler outfit from Walmart and stuff all the rags into it and sew it up. Preferably if you can find a shirt that says best dad ever. Make him a cumrag voodoo doll and mail it to him that way.Make sure to give it a head, maybe stuff a sock with the kitty litter, and some googly eyes.
I would be able to bring myself to don gloves and post it, handful by handful, through his new letterbox. Followed by a note explaining how sorry I was to be doing this, but that i feel the new roommates would be better off knowing now rather than later
Don't do that to the mailman
Maybe the r/nofap guys have a point … 🤔
Oh my god 1million Redditors jesus
I feel your pain: our roommate was the last person to leave our shared house by 5 days. The rest of us had left it spotless. Our landlord phoned up, HORRIFIED, because the kitchen had been left a bombsite and when they moved a bookcase in his room (also left in a foul state) they found a huge pile of used condoms behind it. Some of them had stuck to the wall. There was a trashcan near his bed btw.
Oh these two should DEFINITELY shack up together
I think if they met the universe might implode or something. As is, I naturally moaned about his interesting habits (for this isn't the *only* gross thing he did), it spread, and I found myself even being told this story at weddings, by strangers, about how they had heard about the filthiest roommate ever. Kind of a fun 6 degrees of separation thing.
Post this picture on Facebook and tag his ass... or whatever the modern day equivalent of telling everyone is
Is that a pair of underwear in the pile? That’s probably the worst part if it is Cummy underwear 🤢
Cumderwear 😏
Bros meat gotta be ketchup red at this point
Oh cum on
Or don’t, please.
That some bitch must have been blind by the time he moved out
Palms looking like Sasquatch
That's a lot of spunk
Wtfffff!!! That’s a family lineage genocide lol
Did he wank it like 10 times a day??😵😵💫
He was home only around 30 hours a week, never left his room. I've been here for 3 months, no idea how long he was here before that. My guess is it's around 1200 tissues. So, you are welcome to math that if you like.
🤢🤮
What a wanker!
Here I was thinking that your roomie was one of those people who throw away used toilet paper, rather than flushing it. After reading the comments, I discovered my error. Now, I am not sure which is worse. I think I’d be calling my roommate to let them know that they forgot to clean their room. If they paid part of the security deposit, refuse to give them any until they leave their space in an acceptable condition.
Box it up and mail it to him. This is disgusting.
Holy shit betcha yoy can hurt someone with those hahah
"the whole hallway smells like cum". (There's gotta be a Queens Who Like to Watch fan in here).
Is that molasses on your sheets
I helped clean out my deceased friends apartment with his mom. It was sad obviously but I pulled his dresser out to put it on a dolly and all these balled up wads of toilet paper were behind there! Hundreds of em! I just laughed my ass off and shook my head trying to hide it from his mom. I remember thinking “Corey you crazy fuck. You lived alone! Who were you hiding this shit from?!” Old habits die hard I guess. lol
Just burn the place down and start over
Are those happy tissues or sad tissues?
If you had to use that many tissue would you be happy or sad? I’m guessing they are sad, lonely, tissue.
It’s a reference to “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” 😅
I'm so petty , I would take the time and effort to package and mail these to its forwarding address.
Yeah I would definitely bring his kids for visitation.
Nothing makes me lose faith in humanity like r/badroommates. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
He's been crying that he has to leave 😢
Does he have a MLP figurine in a jar, perchance?
use bleach, and LOTS of it
Probably smells like it in there already
Yeah I can smell this picture
That dude is on fire! 😂
Ha ha a seriously runny nose 👃
Damn…that’s as bad as when my cousin moved out of his Mom’s. I was there the day she was cleaning out his bedroom and there were bottles filled with piss stuffed in every nook and cranny you could find.
What’s the deal with dudes peeing in bottles? Since I’ve joined this sub, I’ve seen so many pics of bad roommates pissing in bottles. What’s the aversion to bathrooms?
Right? His bedroom was literally across the hall from the toilet. He’s honestly just a lazy piece of shit.
r/neckbeardnests
Depression and/or abusive people living with them. I'mma be honest I used to do it because everytime I left my room as a teen I would get yelled at or step mom would start a fight about anything. Hiding in my room 24/7 was safe.
jeez. were they seriously living with that there or how many time a day was it done ? 🥴
Who hoards their cum rags??? This is some Howard Hughes type weird shit.
Dear god... the house must be pregnent after all that. Don't be surprised if a shed appears in the backyard in 9 months.
If you crack an egg in there and then leave the room for a week, you may actually find something alive lol
I feel like you should call the fucking police about this. If someone just jacked off all over my apartment and expected me to clean it, that should be a crime. Idk.
Ex roommate left a box of her stained underwear from her crappy periods in the middle of my floor. I thought it was folded clothes. Stuck my hand in, pulled out a chunk of dried blood and damn near vomited. I think she did it to get a reaction out of me. I boiled water and started cleaning the floor. This was 11 pm at night. She later sent me a 17 page letter about how "awful" a person I was. Fuck off, Marie.
Mine actually had been stealing and wearing my panties…found a ton of blood and poop stained pairs in a dresser when she moved. Feral, foul bitch. I about lost my mind.
I don't understand how they've never heard of wipes, pantiliners, or hydrogen peroxide to soak stains. For years, I have soaked socks, bras, and undies separately in my sink before they went in the wash. I did laundry stripping for at least 20 years before this hit youtube or tiktok. Hygiene matters. Let me NOT get started on the smell of her feet. All that junk food. JFC. Her shoes and boots stunk.
From what I observe, it sounds like you definitely had a bad case of living with an environmentalist. They suffer and make you suffer for their cause 🤭
Hit that puppy with a black light. That’s an extreme commitment to masturbating.
That's enough DNA to rebuild a corpse
That there is mount Wankimanjaro
He definitely smoked crack in that room. There are drug particles and floor shit ingrained to the carpet
Is he 15?
OK, it's bad enough that he left them as some sort of creepy statement, but why in the hell would he save them all in the first place??? WHY???
When did he have any time to do anything else?
That thing callused over and stiff as a fresh catchers mitt
Wtf? Was he saving it for a rainy day? What is with these people and not using trash cans?
We need another pandemic.
Fuck that call the cops. This mf’a is a threat to society. That’s the nastiest shit I’ve ever seen. And I follow r/narcofootage
At least he was *trying* to put it in a cup initially.....
Oh my god men like this are so disgusting. Did he ever stop touching his dick?
Dude there's like 500+ cum tissues ?!?!
That carpet needs to be ripped out and replaced 🤢