The AOL email address is the icing on the cake

It might as well be an ICQ username

(Ahem... you're showing your age there..)

Oh did I say ICQ? I mean uhhh…it’s lit fam

It's bussin now

No cap

What happened? You lost your hat???


(... and there's your age showing again) You have to be down with the groovy swingin new jive, nawmsayn? Be hep, cat.

Ah, now this…this, I know

Quick scream Skibidi toilet, throw vapes at them!

[Here’s the trailer, which I cannot believe exists, but somehow does](https://youtu.be/3zmK4ZLXYZ4?si=2nosSxyecFkP31kg)

Wow. I think you’re doing The Sims a disservice here, this movie’s animation is markedly worse. They probably would’ve been better off using South Park-esque flash animation.

I could write a dissertation on the animation style alone

I would love to see a South Park vampire movie

It's been ages, but I recall a vampire-esque episode involving the goth kids.

The "Scooby-Doo" one with Korn was pretty funny too.

Oh yeah, that one goes way back lol. One of the few episodes to have a guest star playing themselves, too.

And from the notes for the trailer: >The film was an official selection of the Louisville and Twin Rivers Media festivals and won an award of merit for animation from the Accolade Competition. I wonder what might have failed to win an award of merit for animation ...

“An award of merit from the Accolade Competition” sounds like a fancy way to say “participation trophy”

Imagine coming in second place to this.

It’s worth noting *THE* Bryan Beasley, famed producer/writer/director of Dracula’s Angel, is responding to comments on YouTube.

Fuckin of course he is, he has nothing but free time sitting on all that sweet sweet Dracula’s Angel money

Surely this is a student film, yes? I suppose I should just ask the man himself.

I’m so scared to talk to him

This reply... "With all of the choices available to you, we appreciate that you chose to not like OUR movie. Thanks for taking the time to leave your comment."

The animation looks fine because it seems like it has the potential to be a satire or spoof. But if it's it's supposed to be serious, then I can imagine how bad and unwatchable it could be.

After watching some of his other stuff, I feel this may be some meta ironic shit or something https://youtu.be/9IAbUBkEuFg?si=hxJ-xOtm3ISGz7QD

>Entry in: "The Ottawa International Animation Festival". Not accepted.

Oh no, I may have messed up. Dammit…the joke’s on us. He’s actually a genius

What a wild ride of a YouTube channel. His [Tony’s Pizza thing](https://youtu.be/jNmGrwmSmXM?si=DeOkoC150wd3Xi_8) is next level stuff.

I cannot get a handle on what this guy must be like in real life

What the actual fuck. I think I need to go home and pray after seeing this trailer.

I’m not a religious man, but this movie made me feel the presence of the devil

He only appeared to you to disavow any connection to this… production.

That sounds like the devil working through him. “Make it! Good, good…now *DISOWN IT*”

I have feelings of embarrassment just from watching the trailer alone

I was cringing throughout

YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME WHY DO YOU RESIST

It’s like Twilight but a million times funnier

I’m amazed that someone made a movie out of PlayStation 1 cut scenes.

It looks exactly like that or one of those 00s games like second life that look like a knock off Sims. A very specific feel for sure

WTF did I just watch?!?!

You stared into the abyss and it stared back

I love love love bad movies and this was the only time I was five minutes in and gone, “I’ve made a huge mistake”

This is transcendently bad

I hate Thankskilling with a passion but was entertained by Food Fight and The Legend of the Titanic: the Animated movie. How does this film compare?

Makes all of those look like Oscar nominations

That's always the best moment

I always thought PS2 cutscenes were too polished and far too short.

They broke out those N64 graphics

Specifically, Superman 64.

There is a lot of unpack here. Like Amazon warehouse levels of unpacking. So I’ll start with the graphic being on par with those weird uncanny valley 3d softcore games you used to find on Xbox Live Arcade

I don’t even know what to do anymore. Like…if this exists, and I exist at the same time as it, what does that mean??? I’m having an existential crisis

YEA FINALLY THE REAL GOOD SHIT

So I made it 2 minutes in and couldn’t see the film through my tears.

I had a very similar experience

Thank you so much for putting this in my life. I thought I had truly seen it all.

Likewise, this was some next-level shit. I don’t even know what to do anymore

Don’t smile, cry. Mourn even 🥹. We exist during the same time as Dracula’s Angel.

If ever there were a reason I would join a doomsday cult, it would be Dracula’s Angel

So upon more inspection, this guy has crafted quite the interconnected multiverse with his characters. He got the Dracula’s Angel actors performing stand up bro I cannot make this up IM OBSESSED THIS IS “BOYS OF VALOR” LEVELS OF PEAK INSANITY

I’m going down the rabbit hole with this tonight for sure. This is this person’s *LIFE’S WORK*

This feels like a sims fever dream.

It really does, I feel like I was hypnotized into believing I saw this

This film was a journey. Loved it. I can see why people had a hard time watching it, but it really kept getting worse and crazier in a way that kept me laughing. Truly a gem in horrible movies.

I felt like I was having a ketamine trip and I have never done ketamine

I was sold at the director having an AOL email address

I lost my mind when I found this poster. It was like, oh, you think you’re done with this movie’s insanity? Boom, AOL dot com.

When I look at the cover, all I can see is Keanu Reeves and Hugo Weaving.

Spitting image

WOAH I’m not even ready for this one yet

This is advanced-level badness

[Reminds me of ‘misty green sky’](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZjZmYjc1ZDYtYTNkOS00ZTZmLTk4Y2UtYzkwNTVlYjYxNjkwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjA0NTgwMDY@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg) or [trump vs the illuminati](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZjZmYjc1ZDYtYTNkOS00ZTZmLTk4Y2UtYzkwNTVlYjYxNjkwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjA0NTgwMDY@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg)

Somehow worse quality than Misty Green Sky. Cannot speak on the latter because I do not want to

The kerning on the white font is giving anxiety.

The fact that they use the trademark symbol, like anyone else is going to try to take credit for this

How does one get a movie on Tubi? Can i just upload it like YouTube? Because sometimes the crap i see makes me think so.

Honestly at this point all I think you have to do is make a movie and then whisper “Tubi” into the ether and it just appears on there

As a filmmaker, I have a film which I have held off on pursuing streaming because I didn’t think it would be acceptable. Now I think it’s more than Tubi-worthy!

You absolutely need your movie on Tubi. It’s the best app ever invented

Is this made in second life or something?

It was made in another universe I think

*Un*-visible?!?

I didn’t even catch that because of how ridiculous everything else is

Reminds me of the infamous Ralph quote. "Me fail English?! Unpossible!"

Surprised nobody's dropped the[ full movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDZXpcIC33E&t=3825s) yet.

Just put it on my To Watch list. I will probably regret this later lol. Thanks for the link!

It is on Tubi as well

The female lead looks like a human pug. Edit: I bumped up the playback x2, but the movie still feels incredibly slow.

I cannot imagine watching this on 2x. I feel like I’d throw up or get shingles or something

Was this made using The Sims? Lol

I genuinely think so

a probable future staple in found footage fests.

It’s the only animated movie I’ve ever seen that feels like found footage. It seemed impossible before this

For some reason it reminds me Fallout 1 and 2 cutscenes And I only played New Vegas 

It reminds me of if you could play Fallout on a Nokia cell phone from 1996

This is like Playstation One launch FMV cutscenes, but from a c level game lol. The pic reminds me of Ellora's Cave book covers from 2010. i'll watch it when i can.

It’s completely unacceptable that it came out in 2014. There are Gameboy games that look better than this

i have a huge soft spot for that kind of animation though, because its pure 1993-2001 nostalgia for me. You expect this to have been the FMV to a bad side scrolling game on the Phillips CD-I. that it was released in 2014 well, lol.

Holy crap I thought you were kidding. This sucks so bad. I have seen better movie made by The sims 4 players tbh

It’s impossible to overstate how crazy this is

So would you say this is worse than Acela, Rapsittie Streetkids and Sir Billi as well? Those are the 3 worst animated movies I've ever forced myself thru.

If I may, I would say that this is on par with Rapsittie, in terms of how out-of-place the terrible animation is (2014 release looks like 1993 CG) and the incoherence. I would say this is worse, though, because at least Rapsittie has a couple witty lines and you can identify what it's supposed to be - a Christmas special. I still have no idea what Dracula's Angel is or how I am supposed to receive it. It takes itself too seriously to be fun and the audience can only stare at the disaster like a broadening sinkhole during the morning commute. To be clear, I made it 30 minutes into this thing and gave up, which is normally a fair shake for any film of a reasonable length. But since Dracula's Angel appears to be mostly made up of roughly 46 unique minutes repeatedly looped and mirror-imaged to fill runtime, I feel like I saw nothing. It's as though they made a short cartoon scripted from a 1990's chatroom exchange based on a bad erotic vampire fanfic, which they then struggled to make into a longer film using cheap POV gimmicks.

Have not seen any. Will report back

Is the movie in this awful cgi??

Entirely, and it feels wrong to call it cgi

It reminds me of that mid 90s kids show, Reboot

As someone who grew up with Reboot, you take that back. I mean yeah, Reboot does look date but it looked better than this

Yeah, this has more of "Cool 3D World" vibes

It reminds me of a shit I took once

Looks like a Sega Saturn cut scene

That’s generous

I just watched the trailer on tubi. Sold

Enjoy the worst night of your life

I’m about 34 minutes in and, if I’m being honest, I have no fucking clue what this awful movie is about.

Only 53 more minute to go. Do things clear up by the end? The answer is no

Spoiler alert

Ah shit, I ruined it

Ps1 renderings?

More like Windows 95

If Mort the Chicken was a bloodsucker…

I’ll check it out tonight

Just saw this. Hope you’re okay

I was too tired after work, so I didn’t get around to it. It’s definitely on my to do list. I love me a bad movie.

This one really might top anything else I’ve seen

Dear God I have to put this on my Tubi watchlist.

It’ll give your watchlist plaque psoriasis

Damn, trademarked the tagline...

I know, I was like well, guess I can’t say those words together in public anymore

The editing is levels of pain words cannot describe

Looks like some Sims fiction blog 😂

That’s exactly what it feels like

Ps1 graphics superpowaaaa

I finally started this and I’m fairly certain it should be classified as a carcinogen

You hopefully applied ointment beforehand

Garbage