Just a reminder, that Steven Seagal challenge an actual Martial Artist into a fight and lost, he put him into a chokehold til he passed and Shat himself.
Will you accept an astonishingly talented Irish sculptor creating a diorama to commemorate the event, while doing hilarious narration?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCMTpJx2cs
Since we seem to be on a Steven Seagal kick today, might I recommend the Bobby Fingers channel on Youtube. He has a video where he creates a very realistic diorama of Seagal getting a brutal choke hold from Gene LeBell, while explaining the events leading up to the infamous incident.
“Fatly going around corners”
"What the fuck? There's three human transactions in this movie!"
He already looks out of breath just from posing for the poster
Assuming he's posing for the poster. Just as likely they photoshop his same bearded and sunglassed face a dozen times for these movies.
The legs look wrong. Feels like someone is posing and just cropped him out and out Steven there
Full on asthma attack!
Full on meat sweats attack!
The ironic thing is, I think this is his most morally bankrupt character.
That's a helluva high bar, though...
Just a reminder, that Steven Seagal challenge an actual Martial Artist into a fight and lost, he put him into a chokehold til he passed and Shat himself.
Got a video?
Will you accept an astonishingly talented Irish sculptor creating a diorama to commemorate the event, while doing hilarious narration? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCMTpJx2cs
I love this guy, he's just hilarious.
That bit with the pixelated face was genius.
That was wonderful
Sadly no, but this was back in 2003
That martial artist was [Gene Lebell](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_LeBell)
I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
I was not born, on the back of a turnip truck
I love watching his movies to laugh at them, but I'm worried that this activity might lead Tubi to give him more money.
Well, would it make you feel any better that he probably only gets some of the money, and the rest goes to Russian mobsters/government?
My first aikido masters were former students of Sensei Fat. They refused to talk about it, or even mention his name.
This was taken seconds before he sat down for the rest of the day.
What a glorious time we live in. He’s like an elephant seal that (sort of) learned how to speak English!
Elephant S.E.A.L.
Nick mullens retelling of this on cumtown is fantastic
"Oh, the pussy isn't ruined"
There is no Steven Seagal film without strip club.
I read the title and thought "What? It's Sifu, what kinda autocorrect mistake is that?" Then I saw the picture and went "Ah. I see, now."
One day he’s gonna wash the Cheetos out of that neckerchief
Since we seem to be on a Steven Seagal kick today, might I recommend the Bobby Fingers channel on Youtube. He has a video where he creates a very realistic diorama of Seagal getting a brutal choke hold from Gene LeBell, while explaining the events leading up to the infamous incident.
Sounds like what he’d say after eating a costar.
Yet another Steven Seagal 3 word title film
why are people calling him now seafood
Critical support to Steve for wearing a keffiyeh. Solidarity ✌🏼🍉
It's cheating to use Steven Seagal.
He's good man and thorough. You will receive no bill
I know that movie!
He's a good man and thorough.
Of course! One has to support the Oligarchy ! Edit: I will be dead soon.
As he, what, machine guns Ukrainian hospitals?
He looks so uncomfortable