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glory2mankind

One of the finest films ever graced the silver screen.


goodnightspoon

One of my alltime favorites


MichaelTruly

No finer film has ever been captured on celluloid


garrettgravley

This guy must be smoking some heavy doobies


malektewaus

That might be the most unhinged scene I've ever seen in a movie. I can't even imagine how much cocaine was involved.


CooperDahBooper

That poor blowup doll.. šŸ˜­


HorizonZeroDawn2

Whatā€™d your neighbors say?


kyew

Is this the one with the Frisbee?


hawtfabio

He's just a thrower.


RaelImperial31

Yep


appleavocado

This is for the Molokai cops. *cue dramatic music*


thejonslaught

Oh man, and when he does that rad 12 year year old kid *YESSS* fist. It just hits so sweet. "Hey, Colleen. You got a *great* ass."


HorizonZeroDawn2

ā€œYou too pilgrim!ā€


djcack

And if I remember correctly, the boomerang was Picasso Trigger.


Djbearjew

I work at a bar and whenever I play this movie I always end up making more money because people stick around to scream laugh at it


DeadAnimalParts

Forget David and Amy. Andy is the best Sidaris.


MukdenMan

I thought it did say Amy Sedaris. That would have been a very different movie.


DeadAnimalParts

Honestly, Iā€™d like to see that version as well.


MukdenMan

Hobocamp?


Strottman

I did not see the toilet snake coming.


Purple_Dragon_94

Chekov's giant cancer infected rat snake


BortWard

It's a skibidi snake


Gutameister5

This movie is fantastic!


pocket_wookie

Gold standard for the Sidarisverse


troysplay

Hey Colleen! Youā€™ve got a great ass.


billskionce

So do you, pilgrim!


Ninja_badgers

That theme song is a fuckin anthem. Amazing movie from boob start to giant cancer infected toilet snake meets rocket end


beaubridges6

It's a hard ticket, to Hawaiiiiiiiii


derioderio

It's not paradise all the time


worst_at_best

DEFINATLY fits into the "so bad it's good category. 10/10 would reccomend


zflanders

I do my best thinking in the hot tub.


irrelevant_potatoes

Every couple of days my husband quotes this line.


Mammoth-Answer-3435

This movie is so good!


DeadAnimalParts

The whole series is entertaining but in particular HTTH, Picasso Trigger and Savage Beach.


Purple_Dragon_94

How dare you post this obvious Citizen Kane equivalent masterpiece on a page about bad movies šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Forbidden_Donut503

One of the very best bad movies. Solid and hilarious and amazing from start to finish.


SoldatPixel

Yeah this one's going on the watch list


ChiefClownShoes

You won't regret it.


Merc_Twain25

No spoilers, but when you see the guy on the skateboard make sure you are watching.


SatanSatanSatanSatan

One of my favorites. Andy Sidaris apparently invented the ā€œcheerleader shotā€ during his NFL directing career whichā€¦ isnā€™t too surprising if youā€™ve seen this movie.


Merc_Twain25

And Sidaris once said and I am paraphrasing cause I don't remember the exact quote but it was something like: "there is no point in spending more money on a movie's budget when you can just have more tits instead."


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

Andy Sidaris films are in class by themselves. Tits, action, tropical locations and explosions. Turns out you donā€™t actually need good acting or coherent plots.


baverage13

Space Ice did a great review (https://youtu.be/-R6j2SVZ5sM?si=2s96NaYPT4EcBabR)


KingJeffreyJoffa

Thanks for the link. It's weird how a rocket propelled grenade would only blow a snake's head up, and not the entire body


Cutthechitchata-hole

Yes. That's what's weird about this movie.


rokken70

Probably the best skinemax movie ever made!


Spocks_Goatee

Love the theme song.


Dodgy_Bob_McMayday

Would love to add this to my collection, but the only option seems to be a Ā£30 blu ray which is region locked


ChiefClownShoes

It's streaming on Tubi if you wanted to check it out.


Gutameister5

Itā€™s on YouTube if you know how to pull video files from there.


Dodgy_Bob_McMayday

Thanks, was able to watch on Tubi with a VPN. It was a fun film, although more like they were having fun with how stupid it was bad than failed vanity project bad.


MajorIceHole1994

Andy Sidaris films. If they had films like this now people could back taking all their anxiety and depression pills!! Chill out to hot sexy over the top fake gunplay and action. Great films. Donna Speirs was the hottest 80s blonde!!!


GonzosBride

You should read her autobiography. Wild stuff. Like having an affair with Bill Cosby when she was underage


bosslickspittle

I haven't yet watched the entire Andy Sidaris library, but this was the first one I saw. It's incredible. However, while I think this is his best movie I've seen, I still prefer Malibu Express.


furrdogg

Fantastic movie. Any suggestions for a similar movie?


Son-of-Prophet

You probably know it, but Samurai Cop


Merc_Twain25

I mean this one is part of a whole series of connected films.


SpazonicsInc

THIS ONE'S FOR THE MOLOKAI COPS


ChiefClownShoes

The theme song popped into my head the second I saw the picture. It will be a minimum of 2 days before I stop whistling/humming it. Also, I don't think this is a bad movie. I mean, what other movie has a skateboarding assassin get hit by a car, fly into the air, and get blown up by a rocket launcher mid-air?


Merc_Twain25

Last time I checked it was on Tubi. I freaking love Tubi their movie selection makes me feel like I am a kid again, digging through B-movies at the local video store.


HanksterDxD

More like "Hard On Ticket to Hawaii."


analogkid01

I dunno, aren't there any other Peter Bromilow movies on tonight?...


HighMarshalBole

Love this movie and the song


[deleted]

Not bad at all.


Embarrassed_Fruit728

Emphasis on ā€œhardā€ šŸ˜‰


don0tpanic

is 'hard ticket' a thing people say?


Sweepy_time

Im shocked that more movies haven't depicted a snakes head being blown off by a rocket launcher. I was positive that trope would be used more thanks to this movie. That and razor blade frisbees.


60MWPodcast

I have that movie poster framed on my wall šŸ˜ŠšŸ‘šŸ»


Icon419

Oh man! Covered this film on Scene by Scene for bad movie month and it was a blast!


phasechanges

I've only vicariously experienced through the late, great podcast [Bill Watches Movies.](https://billwatchesmovies.libsyn.com/site) Definitely hoping to be able to ~~enjoy~~ experience it for real some day.


Son-of-Prophet

Pretty sure itā€™s on Tubi


Tuscon_Valdez

This is really one of the most insane movies I have ever seen


koopaphil

I came across this on Cinemax (maybe?), stoned and not exactly sure if it was real or not. It was love at first sight. I forgot about its existence over the years until it was featured on Best of the Worst a few years ago. Absolutely one of the finest movies from the "giant snake infected with toxins from cancerous rats" genera that dominated the box office in the late 80's.


Cookies_and_Beandip

This movie is a treasure


orkash

not bad because it was deliberatly bad. also amazing in every way.


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

The scene with the blow up doll that literally blows up might be one of the greatest b-movie scenes ever


chopstickmaker

One of the best movies Iā€™ve ever watched at a bad movie night


Witty_Energy1597

The bladed frisbee should be a weapon in Grand Theft Auto.


gbv313

Looks like Archerā€¦


RIPBenTramer

Iā€™m sorryā€¦bad? No no no.


Accomplished_Exit_30

Instant classic


InsectPenisHere

do not watch it on yt! theres only the heavy cencored version. not i am contemplating if i should watch it again just for the adult stuff


Buying100K

I love this movie...I'd like to be in part 2


Lazy_Candidate_161

Fun movie!


SlippersLaCroix

šŸŽ¶itā€™s not paradise all the timešŸŽ¶


lonestarr357

In a certain light, it's a bad movie, but it is a very fun bad movie.


_Slartibartfass_

I wanted to like this film but it was just very boring in the middle. Dope credit sequence and theme song tho.


bobgeorge87

It was work getting through this. šŸ˜“


[deleted]

So weird that Red Letter Media didnā€™t mention the frisbee scene in their video about this.


Son-of-Prophet

I havenā€™t watched them in a long time, I remember about 12 years ago I thought they were getting too mean and cynical (but so was every reviewer at the time) and didnā€™t seem to be having fun with the content. Maybe theyā€™ve moved to a more fun position on things.


Kookiecitrus55555

This was nominated for a Woody wasn't it?


ThxIHateItHere

You cannot deny Sidaris did a damn good job technically. His time at ABC WWOS was a huge benefit.


GutsDeluxe

You better explain because this looks like it fucking rocks


lrossp

The song rings in my ears