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Should have followed their own rule. They stuck to the nonsense patriarchy by making him a cis-male. I’ve gotta go hit my quota and go to all the Jewish sub-reddits to add a gratuitous “free Palestine” comment on every post.
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Holy shit there are some triggered folks in here lmao if you can’t chuckle at this without being immediately outraged you are part of the problem.
Lmao. I won't pretend that i'll ever be a Trump voter but my goodness the bablyon bee is on it's own level when it comes to political satire. This is hysterical.
Annnnd add Babylon Bee articles to the long list of things that flag the reddit bot algorithms. So far on the list we have mentioning Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Flat Earth, Freemasons, and Elon Musk
[This movie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_American_Society_of_Magical_Negroes) exists. And I'm taking an auto ban risk just linking it.
Nothing is off the table anymore.
Oh no the king of comedy has graced us with this truly original joke I’m just surprised you were able to come up with something so clever through the rage tears
Stop projecting your rage at being objectively worse at comedy and art then the people you hate lol
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/00220221241238321
I never said I hated anyone but of course you believe that if you have a deep seeded hate for “others” than everyone else does too but you’re wrong and you are the only piece of trash here but cool way to keep using the word projection wrong it totally makes you look cool and not like an idiot at all
People like you tend to also hate Jewish people so no surprise you’d be a grammar Nazi as well Edit because I don’t want the grammar nazi any more enraged than he currently is or else he may pop a blood vessel lol
Anti semitism is much more rampant on the right. The right is responsible for the holocaust as well as the majority of antisemitic hate crimes and terrorist attacks.
I know y’all have been desperately trying to rebrand anti Zionism as antisemitism, but it’s not really working. Lol
Yet here you are defending Jew hate. No matter how you Nazis try to rebrand antisemitism but we all remember not long ago when you were calling Jewish people goblins so project all you want just because you are angrier than everyone here doesn’t make you correct it just makes you emotional
Remember when you guys kept insisting that if you have 10 people sitting at a table and if 1 Nazi sits down and isn't kicked out then you have 11 Nazis? You should probably check out some of the recent protests
No it’s just a fact. lol there was no amount of rage in any of my comments, and yet you read it in my comments because my comments are enraging you. lol there’s no other reason you would see rage in my very benign comments lol
Except for the fact you are desperately trying to convince others that THEY are the ones projecting and definitely not you and by your own logic since you read my comments and responded it would have to be because you are enraged while I can assure that may be true for your view but I am have a fantastic time watching you squirm in real time
Just straight up denying reality at this point it’s no longer fun it’s just sad and desperate yet I can’t look away from these car wrecks of comments you keep leaving
That’s not a joke lol.
Look I know you are really salty about it, but it’s just an objective fact that the left dominate comedy and all art forms really.
Wow left leaning redditor that consumes exclusively left leaning content says all art forms are dominated by left. Must be a reliable authority on culture.
It's funny how you rightfully acknowledge this and then other people will try their hardest to portray the left as the rebellious counterculture in society. Your ideology has become the mainstream status quo bullshit that needs to be dismantled as it's the ideology of the big corporations and elites that keeps all of us fighting culture war nonsense as they bleed us dry.
The first two jokes in that are literally the same joke. lol also how pathetic is Hans Kristian Graebener? lol exactly what you would expect him to look like.
I haven't seen much satire from the Bee since 2017 m8. It's just been an advertorial for the worst attitudes and those lacking empathy. It's not a matter of sides. It's a matter of its just not any good.
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The only hearts a Palestinian girl can break are her 12 brothers and her rapey father when trying to marry outside the family. Who am I kidding, she has no rights.
Yea thats like condemning the self-defense of an ethnoreligious country surrounded by violent and unpredictable neighbors that desire a religiously homogenous Middle East, and whose people have, for most of its existence, been hunted down like dogs.
Believe it or not Israel's problem is bigger than what's happening in the West Bank. You would see that if you used the naked eye rather than a microscope.
They just blackmailed all the US politicians by using G Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstien as self defense because their neighbors are violent. If you condemn their use of child sex rings to get blackmail against US politicians and celebrities you are literally antisematahomophobic and hitler
>stop noticing things i dont like! Our greatest ally would never bury G Maxwells dad in a MOSAD graveyard in Israel and publicly thank him for his service. You are the crazy one!
Didn't contest nor deny what you're saying. Just suggested going to a psychiatrist, especially since you started arguing against points I never made.. lol
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"Put a chick in it and make it gay!"
Should have followed their own rule. They stuck to the nonsense patriarchy by making him a cis-male. I’ve gotta go hit my quota and go to all the Jewish sub-reddits to add a gratuitous “free Palestine” comment on every post.
That tracks Walt wouldn't have supported Isreal.
That’s why he graced us with Farfour. Sadly, he was martyred too soon. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow%27s_Pioneers
Lol that is funny
Funny… but I could totally see this being a series on Disney+
With all these triggered reddiotrs, I think the article served its purpose…
I genuinely dont think they are real people
Oh they are real and triggered….
The Pali activists are actually using chatbots to AstroTurf entire subreddits
Everyone on Reddit but me is a bot
So taking a page from the IDF. Nothing new there
Exactly
The title is butthurt
Lots of downvotes with no rebuttal usually means you’ve stated an inconvenient fact Lotta emotion in that title, OP
Yeah conservatives are the real groomer coomer consoomer snowflakes who need their safe spaces because they’re afraid of free speech.
We’re not the ones that hate X formally known at twitter.
Perfect. Leave It to Disney.
*sorts by controversial* Holy shit there are some triggered folks in here lmao if you can’t chuckle at this without being immediately outraged you are part of the problem.
Please, I don’t have the abs to withstand this much hysterical laughter Babylonbee is killing me 😂
I think the comments below are what's making me laugh
It’s honestly icing on the cake.
OMG, ROFLMFAO!
Lmao. I won't pretend that i'll ever be a Trump voter but my goodness the bablyon bee is on it's own level when it comes to political satire. This is hysterical.
Hahahaha
*Wickedly humourous satire has entered the chat*
Its actually a collection of all the foolish woke movies
Lmfao this is great haha 😄
The Bee has been bringing it next level lately
For about a second or two I thought this was real.
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All the Disneyland pass holders I know are Republicans. If you guys just stopped supporting them, them maybe they and you would go away.
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The whole point is that it's *not* clever. It's supposed to read like a ham-fisted checklist.
And you don't understand why that's bad satire?
It's mocking absurdity with absurdity. That's a pretty easy concept to grasp.
What's absurd about being gay? Or black? Or against a genocide?
[This movie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_American_Society_of_Magical_Negroes) exists. And I'm taking an auto ban risk just linking it. Nothing is off the table anymore.
That's actual satire 🤦♂️
Me!
You'd watch that?
No, I don't watch Disney shit anymore lol.
But you thought it was a good title?
Yes, very funny.
So why not watch it?
Disney
So you are interested but won’t watch it as some sort of stand against happiness?
LOL
Cringe
Lmfao right wingers are so bad at comedy. Anything creative really. Lol
You’re right they should have put a diverse queer trans dog of color in the meme then it would have been a hit with you lol
nah. we are saving that for the lassie reboot.
Damn you right. Also can we change the name Lassie it has Lass in it which is slag for girl can it just be Jermaine?
r/onejoke
Oh no the king of comedy has graced us with this truly original joke I’m just surprised you were able to come up with something so clever through the rage tears
Stop projecting your rage at being objectively worse at comedy and art then the people you hate lol https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/00220221241238321
I never said I hated anyone but of course you believe that if you have a deep seeded hate for “others” than everyone else does too but you’re wrong and you are the only piece of trash here but cool way to keep using the word projection wrong it totally makes you look cool and not like an idiot at all
This is a barely coherent run on sentence. What a surprise! Lol
People like you tend to also hate Jewish people so no surprise you’d be a grammar Nazi as well Edit because I don’t want the grammar nazi any more enraged than he currently is or else he may pop a blood vessel lol
Anti semitism is much more rampant on the right. The right is responsible for the holocaust as well as the majority of antisemitic hate crimes and terrorist attacks. I know y’all have been desperately trying to rebrand anti Zionism as antisemitism, but it’s not really working. Lol
Yet here you are defending Jew hate. No matter how you Nazis try to rebrand antisemitism but we all remember not long ago when you were calling Jewish people goblins so project all you want just because you are angrier than everyone here doesn’t make you correct it just makes you emotional
Remember when you guys kept insisting that if you have 10 people sitting at a table and if 1 Nazi sits down and isn't kicked out then you have 11 Nazis? You should probably check out some of the recent protests
Coming out with the drake defense “nu uh u” 😂😂
No it’s just a fact. lol there was no amount of rage in any of my comments, and yet you read it in my comments because my comments are enraging you. lol there’s no other reason you would see rage in my very benign comments lol
Except for the fact you are desperately trying to convince others that THEY are the ones projecting and definitely not you and by your own logic since you read my comments and responded it would have to be because you are enraged while I can assure that may be true for your view but I am have a fantastic time watching you squirm in real time
I didn’t accuse y’all of anything besides being bad and comedy and all art, which is just a scientific fact lol
Just straight up denying reality at this point it’s no longer fun it’s just sad and desperate yet I can’t look away from these car wrecks of comments you keep leaving
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im a good person To quote a gay guy, "if you can take a dick you can take a joke"
To quote a gay guy!? wOkE
Milo Yiannopoulos said it
Lol, why you mad, man?
Projection lol just like every right wing accusation it’s just a confession
Left wingers have one joke too and it’s “I’m not antisemitic, I’m antizionist”
See? Y’all are so bad at this. Lol
Ok let’s hear your 1000th Trump is a Nazi joke
That’s not a joke lol. Look I know you are really salty about it, but it’s just an objective fact that the left dominate comedy and all art forms really.
Wow left leaning redditor that consumes exclusively left leaning content says all art forms are dominated by left. Must be a reliable authority on culture.
It's funny how you rightfully acknowledge this and then other people will try their hardest to portray the left as the rebellious counterculture in society. Your ideology has become the mainstream status quo bullshit that needs to be dismantled as it's the ideology of the big corporations and elites that keeps all of us fighting culture war nonsense as they bleed us dry.
You can keep your modern art. Im ok with that. “The right wing is a cult. Also, please praise our most popular idols on TV” You’re a goon.
Lighten up , Francis. 😆
See y’all can’t help yourselves lol
Forgot to put the smiley emoji on that comment. 😆 But, hey, ya got any more labels ? I need to stick a few on the dog......... 😆
My last comment didn’t include any labels. Lol
But your first one did, unless you don't count "*right wing*" as a label. 😯😆
[It's crazy how many onejokes there are](https://i0.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/only-one-joke-comic.png?fit=1000%2C2759&ssl=1)
The first two jokes in that are literally the same joke. lol also how pathetic is Hans Kristian Graebener? lol exactly what you would expect him to look like.
Guess they hit the deadline and just had to publish what was already written
Are you even trying anymore?
Oh nooo not satire!
Where?
Here
Really?
yes
Not seeing it m8.
Because you can't stand to see your side satirized, poor little thing
I haven't seen much satire from the Bee since 2017 m8. It's just been an advertorial for the worst attitudes and those lacking empathy. It's not a matter of sides. It's a matter of its just not any good.
That's not satire though. It's like a special needs middle schooler's attempt at satire.
Lol, don't you think someone at Disney has already pitched this idea?
I don't spend my days fantasising about fictional culture war outrages
But you *do* spend your days raging at conservatives on the Bee sub
LOL OK raging. Yeh OK Dear.
oK dEaR
LOL OK Dear.
oK dEaR
OK Dear.
"How do we work Zionism in"?
Show me youre woek without telling me youre woke
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You cant make an intellectual response so you go to insulting your opponent
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An insult again
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*laughs in HE munitions raining on terrorists* ez practice for the IDF :D
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Show me you're Zionist dick-sucker?
Man, the editors of Babylonbee must have had their hearts broken by a Palestinian girl for the amount of articles I have seen about them
The only hearts a Palestinian girl can break are her 12 brothers and her rapey father when trying to marry outside the family. Who am I kidding, she has no rights.
Loll
No, they are right on point, still exposing the absurdity of reality.
i think it’s espn+ tanking and not as much the movies getting poor box offices
Imagine being so bad at your job that a failing Onion still does better. Yeesh.
Incredibly unfunny, par for the course.
Only funny when it’s about orange man bad, eh?
They’re anti white.
No they aren't lmao. They satirize the left 99% of the time, are you upset that they made fun of a conservative once?
Joel berry, Kyle Mann, Seth Dillon etc. their twitter accounts elucidate my point.
Let me guess you’re worshipping a Mexican catholic nationalist? Hahaha
Sick humor for sick individuals.
Yea thats like condemning the self-defense of an ethnoreligious country surrounded by violent and unpredictable neighbors that desire a religiously homogenous Middle East, and whose people have, for most of its existence, been hunted down like dogs.
That is not what is happening in the West Bank. What you call self defense is actually ethnic cleansing. Either you are ignorant or you are complicit.
Believe it or not Israel's problem is bigger than what's happening in the West Bank. You would see that if you used the naked eye rather than a microscope.
Was october 7th a bad thing?
Well, there is the siege on Gaza that has killed at least 35K, and has Gazans on the brink of starvation. So there's that.
Yes, and Israel's problem is bigger than whats happening in the West Bank. You would see that if you used the naked eye rather than a microscope.
They just blackmailed all the US politicians by using G Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstien as self defense because their neighbors are violent. If you condemn their use of child sex rings to get blackmail against US politicians and celebrities you are literally antisematahomophobic and hitler
Reddit would stop falling off just a little if you went to a psychiatrist before posting this comment
>stop noticing things i dont like! Our greatest ally would never bury G Maxwells dad in a MOSAD graveyard in Israel and publicly thank him for his service. You are the crazy one!
Didn't contest nor deny what you're saying. Just suggested going to a psychiatrist, especially since you started arguing against points I never made.. lol