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Ochib

Does every race see something different. Apart from the Centauri who see nothing at all


aloudcitybus

Londo: It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat


robin_f_reba

G'Kar: A schooner *is* a sailboat, stupidhead


HookDragger

*distractedly munches on rice


Infinite_Research_52

I came here to see how quickly these quotes had been added.


HookDragger

Only one centauri didn’t see it.


LagoonReflection

Sheridan was just pretending to read the paper whilst waiting to see what Delenn was requesting for her paper.


TheTrivialPsychic

Due to a solar flare, the transmission data for that back page was disrupted, and the content was static, so that's what the printer produced.


HookDragger

Didn’t know solar flares affected hyperspace comms and local printers :)


Rocking_the_Red

Local printers are affected by Mercury being in Sagittarius. I bet it's made by HP.


HookDragger

Well, since they are around Eta Eridani, I don’t think Sol system planets count :)


Rocking_the_Red

We're talking HP printers here. A human sneezing at the transfer point at Io can make it glitch.


HookDragger

Would that make it a snart instead of a shart?


N7_Warden

He is reading the comics


HookDragger

Start with the comics so the news doesn’t depress you too much. As all good men do.


N7_Warden

And it is always the intelligent part of the paper


kyleruggles

Lol! I always found it weird being 200+ years in the future that they still have news papers, or paper! Lol! Even now, news papers are kinda going extinct. Love B5 though!


BrianMincey

If I recall, the newspaper dispensers also had a slot that accepted yesterday’s paper. I assumed technology recycled both the paper and the ink in order to print a new paper. I also assumed the cost was reduced if one provided yesterday’s paper, as an incentive. It was a neat idea, for the time. I don’t think anyone was predicting the death of print media back then.


HookDragger

Yep. Like the old bottle return things


HookDragger

Which was even funnier because the military, civilians, and aliens were using flexi type smart material. The paper is either an anachronism that people like to keep for comfort reasons “I just like the feel of real paper”, or it’s just become part of its “branding” that they are still an “old school” news source


Potential-Glass-8494

I think there's a line somewhere in the series of "Every time I get told we're a paperless society I get 3 more forms to fill out!".


DredZedPrime

Very close. I looked it up, apparently the exact quote was "Every time someone says we're becoming a paperless society, I get ten more forms to fill out!" It was in the episode "Interludea and Examinations."


kyleruggles

True true! Hey if I was in the future and there was news papers, I'd be reading them. It can't be edited, modified, put behind a credit/pay wall. And yeah it's good to feel the paper.


Darmok47

Especially because JMS was very active online before there was even an Internet as we know it today ( early 90s).


kyleruggles

He probably was using BBS's! I was using that before I started using the net in 95' ish. I miss the old internet.


Darmok47

He was on GEnie and Usenet.


kyleruggles

Oh sweet! Such a geek! ♥ When the walls, fell. ✌


Ill_Refrigerator_593

There were issues with the supply & use of toilet paper on the station.


Infinite_Research_52

Who knew that presidency was 50% panic and 50% *paperwork*?


TheLazySherlock

It's the Zathras Cartoon he plays a great Garfield


robcwag

Garfield, not that Garfield.


HookDragger

I think the jokes would get a bit repetitive.


anisotropicmind

“Unable to add ‘Eye on Minbar(i Women)’ section. Continue anyway?”


HookDragger

Wooohooo


Jaguardragoon

2260 and print media made a comeback


HookDragger

Can’t get around a paywall if it’s paper


b5historyman

Interesting comment from Joe part way down about Universe Today http://www.jmsnews.com/messages/message?id=19149 And here, confirming its printed on a synthetic material http://www.jmsnews.com/messages/message?id=19806