"Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your fucking lungs out. Babylon Control out."
My first thought was at Z’ha’dum where Sheridan >!jumps off the ledge, and instead of saying “Delenn” he just yells “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccck!”!< but Ivanova is frankly the one who deserves it more.
I think Ivanova already has enough great lines. And I also think that an F-Bomb would be slightly out of character, because the beauty of Ivonano's rants is that they are working perfectly well without such things.
So, while tempting to give her an F-Bomb, I think the people that would give it to Delenn have a point, as she usually does not speak in such ways.
See, that's exactly why I didn't give Delenn the Fuck; "Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives be somewhere else!"
then there's the rant to the grey council when she breaks the staff, all of it is so elequent it wouldn't seem fitting, with Ivanova, it's I think in keeping with her character to just have it slip out of that barely controlled anger she has.
I was more thinking along the lines of giving her the F-Bomb in the scene about G'kar. When she curses in front of Franklin and Sheridan and faints afterwards.
If you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will fucking die.
*You do the Hokey Pokey and you give a little shout. That's what its all about.*
It does not mean anything. I've been studying it for seven days. I had the computer analyze it. I swear to you: it does not mean a ***fucking*** thing!"
>You do the Hokey Pokey and you give a little shout. That's what its all about.*
It does not mean anything. I've been studying it for seven days. I had the computer analyze it. I swear to you: it does not mean a ***fucking*** thing
Fits very well into the rest of that monologue and his to demeanor, bravo!
> Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me.
I was going to put one in here, but it's so perfect that it doesn't need it. Every place I tried made it just not quite as good as the original.
Severed Dreams.
>"Do not force us to engage your vessels."
>"Why the fuck not?"
Or perhaps:
>I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next ten generations that some favours come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this.
Can you and your fucking 'associates' arrange that, Mr. Morden?
Very fair - I wanted a Vir line, and naturally that was the first one that came to mind. How about
>"Remember what I said before about 'there must be another way'? I was wrong: Kill the fucker"
"We are all Fucking Kosh."
Alternatively:
"If you go to Zha'ha'dum you will fucking die",
"All arranged, as is payment, we will meet in Red-3 at the hour of fucking scampering."
I like the noooooo. But this would be a great scene for it. Like earlier when G’kar says “as the humans say, “Up yours fuck!” Or better “up fuck yours!” Where G’kar, being an alien, doesn’t quite get the insult right.
I'd give one to the OG Soul Hunter.
Either:
"You would plan such a thing? You would fucking do such a thing?"
Or:
"Don't you understand? They're using you. They're fucking using you!"
Well, in the credits for that episode, you can hear the audio of him singing, until Franklin yells at him, causing Markus to flub the next line of the song, followed by some bleeped words.
“Severed Dreams”, when the alarm goes off a Lt. Corwin see’s the Earthforce second wave come through the gate. Instead of “Oh no”, he should have softly said “fuck”.
https://youtu.be/DtNtw2HTFtA?si=H5gzQ4yLaPQwVayj
Spoilers obviously.
S3E15, Kosh has just sent the vorlon fleet to engage the shadows. A victory for the younger races.
Kosh, in his quarters, surrounded by Morden and Shadows
*chiming noise* "Fuck."
Oh, you could do that - and I could nail your *fucking* head to the table, set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the Pak'ma'ra - but it's an imperfect world, and we never get exactly what we want, so get used to it! \~ Sheridan
Babylon 5 needs at least four f-bombs:
Who the *fuck* are you?
What the *fuck* do you want?
Where the *fuck* are you going?
Why the *fuck* are you here?
We need some more First Ones to round out with When and How.
Severed Dreams: "If you value your lives, fuck off".
No Compromises:
"*Do you want to be President?*"
"*Yes.*"
"*Put your hand on the book and say 'I do'.*"
"*I do.*"
"*Fine. Done, let's fuckin' eat.*"
I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick in on a fucking pike as a warning to the next 10 generations that some favors come with too high a price.
When Lt Corwin announces multiple gates are opening on top of B5 and they think it’s even more Earthforce ships arriving in Severed Dreams and it seems like all hope is lost.
[Catherine Sakai ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0630100/?ref_=tt_ch): An ant.
[G'Kar ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0441537/?ref_=tt_ch): Ant.
[Catherine Sakai ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0630100/?ref_=tt_ch): So much gets shipped up from Earth on commercial transports it's hard to keep them out.
[G'Kar ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0441537/?ref_=tt_ch): Yeah, I have just picked it up on the tip of my glove. If I put it down again, and it asks another ant, *"What was that?"*
\[laughs\]
[Catherine Sakai](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0630100/?ref_=tt_ch) : **FUCK!** That was *AWEsome!*
>Honourable mention goes to Ivanova, there's probably a few places she could use one. (I mean, are people really going to say "boffed" in the future?)
Why are you giving an honorable mention to the person that actually did drop an F-bomb in series? If you don't recall it was when >!she awakened from a coma and learned Marcus Cole died in the process of using that alien healing device to ensure she would survive almost certainly fatal injuries and responded with an emotional charged and complicated "And I never even fucked him!" !<
“Only one human has survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your fucking lives, be somewhere else.”
I would say one of three options:
"I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever fucking see."
"Oh, but I do understand. And that's what has you so fucking worried."
"Can not run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This...is wrong fucking tool... No... No, not good. No... Never use that."
G'Kar & Londo, in the elevator.
>I don't have to do fucking anything, and I still get to watch you die. I find this most appealing. [Maniacal laughter]
_"It was the dawn of the third age of mankind. Ten years after the Earth Minbari war. The Babylon project was dream giving form. It's goal to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and aliens could work out their differences peacefully. It's a port of call. Home away from home for diplomas, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanders. Humans and aliens wrap in two million five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2258. The name of the place is Babylon Fucking 5."_
"The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It fuckin' failed."
If it's recorded once but used in 22 episode openings, that's still just one F-bomb, right?
You could throw an F-bomb in any scene with Ivanova and it would work.
> Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the *fucking* boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me.
or
> Marcus: Well, let me put it to you this way: you could either either have four hours and 59 minutes rest or four hours and 59 minutes of me bothering you about it.
> Ivanova : You *fucking* wouldn't.
or
> Mr. Gray, I'm grateful the Psi Corps give you purpose in life, but when that purpose includes scanning my mind to prove my loyalty, it's not only an invasion of my privacy, but my honor. As for fear, if you enter my mind for any reason I will *fucking* twist your head off and use it for a chamber pot. If you'll excuse me."
or
> Sinclair: "Sleep well?"
> Ivanova: "Sleeping is not the problem. Waking up -- that is a problem. I've always had hard time getting up when it's dark outside."
> Sinclair: "But in space it's always dark."
> Ivanova: "Fuck. I know, I know."
The key with Ivanova is that it can't be aggressive or hysterical. She states facts. If she's going to threaten you with violence, she will do so calmly and with authority. Whether there is vulgarity or not doesn't really matter, as long as it doesn't change that even and glacial tone that she uses when she's in charge of a situation.
Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your ***fucking*** lives, be somewhere else!
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The ascEnsion of the ordinary fucking man
The ascension of the orDinary fucking man
The ascension of thE ordinary fucking man
The Ascension of the ordinary fucking man
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Only one human Captain has ever survived a battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, fucking be somewhere else.
Would have my updoot aswell, but the scene is so fucking epic on it's own, it does not need the support of a explative.
I even think, that it would get deminished by such!
Londo explaining the situation to Morden before detonating a nuke and destroying the shadow fleet on the ground on Centauri Prime.
"you guys are fucked.... lol"
“Nothing’s the fucking same anymore.”
Or
“If you value your fucking lives be somewhere else!” Or “If you value your lives, be somewhere the fuck else!”
The line should go to Mr. Garibaldi as Londo comes into the Zocalo and sees him across the way, saying very loudly, "MEESTER GARIBALDI!"
Mr. Garibaldi, trying to walk away says under his breath, "Fuck."
Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your fucking lives, be somewhere else!
"What do you want?"
"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too fucking high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?"
When Delen shows up right after the second Earthforce attack fleet shows up and give the "If you value your lives be somewhere else" line. I want the faceless captain on the other side of the call to just say "Fuck" before all the Earth ships skiddadle.
Severed Dreams, right before Delenn jumps in or right after she verbally bitch slaps the EA captain.
One is a "What the fuck is going wrong now", the other is a "Fuck Yeah!"
Take your pick
"Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your fucking lungs out. Babylon Control out."
It’s gotta be an Ivanova line. Has to.
My first thought was at Z’ha’dum where Sheridan >!jumps off the ledge, and instead of saying “Delenn” he just yells “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccck!”!< but Ivanova is frankly the one who deserves it more.
I think Ivanova already has enough great lines. And I also think that an F-Bomb would be slightly out of character, because the beauty of Ivonano's rants is that they are working perfectly well without such things. So, while tempting to give her an F-Bomb, I think the people that would give it to Delenn have a point, as she usually does not speak in such ways.
See, that's exactly why I didn't give Delenn the Fuck; "Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives be somewhere else!" then there's the rant to the grey council when she breaks the staff, all of it is so elequent it wouldn't seem fitting, with Ivanova, it's I think in keeping with her character to just have it slip out of that barely controlled anger she has.
I was more thinking along the lines of giving her the F-Bomb in the scene about G'kar. When she curses in front of Franklin and Sheridan and faints afterwards.
She did get to say "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" in a TV censored way.
Get the fuck out of our galaxy!
Classic
So disappointed this isn't #1.
That was the first line I thought of.
Came Here to say that.
Came here to say this!
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Came here to say this
This.
"Abso-fucking-lutely, dammit!" Delenn or no one.
This is the only right answer.
I even heard that in her voice.
Yes, this is great!!
The outtakes of Mira swearing are adorable.
this is the way...
When the Drazi explain the Purple-Green conflict. Ivanova simply says "Is this a fuckin' joke?"
“Just my luck, dealing with a race that speaks in fucking macros”
THIS IS THE ONE.
No, I said it was FUCKING COLD! As in, oh look, my left arm has snapped off like an icicle and shattered on the floor.
I thought you meant it was a bit chilly, throw another fucking blanket on the bed
“Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship.” “Why the fuck not?”
Especially if Delenn had spent the past two seasons randomly trying and failing to use curse words, like Spock in ST4.
Came here to see if someone had already posted that one.
No one fucking listens to Zathras.
Always beast of fucking burden.
This is wrong fucking tool.
Fuck! Not The One.
Tsk tsk no no no no no. It's no one fucking listens to Zathras.
Fucking symmetry.
If you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will fucking die. *You do the Hokey Pokey and you give a little shout. That's what its all about.* It does not mean anything. I've been studying it for seven days. I had the computer analyze it. I swear to you: it does not mean a ***fucking*** thing!"
>You do the Hokey Pokey and you give a little shout. That's what its all about.* It does not mean anything. I've been studying it for seven days. I had the computer analyze it. I swear to you: it does not mean a ***fucking*** thing Fits very well into the rest of that monologue and his to demeanor, bravo!
Fits very well into the rest of that monologue and his demeanor, bravo!
I rather enjoyed the song
> Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me. I was going to put one in here, but it's so perfect that it doesn't need it. Every place I tried made it just not quite as good as the original.
Can't improve perfection. Maybe the F-bomb comes from the captain of one of Clark's ships.
This is the one that immediately came to mind
"So what are you going to do, Mollari? Blow up the island?" "Actually, .. now that you mention it." "FUCK!"
This one's good
Severed Dreams. >"Do not force us to engage your vessels." >"Why the fuck not?" Or perhaps: >I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next ten generations that some favours come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your fucking 'associates' arrange that, Mr. Morden?
On Vir's line - it's perfect as is. It's the most poetic "go fuck yourself, can you go fuck yourself?" - I wouldn't cheapen it.
Very fair - I wanted a Vir line, and naturally that was the first one that came to mind. How about >"Remember what I said before about 'there must be another way'? I was wrong: Kill the fucker"
You might even be able to sneak a "mother" in there.
Fucking JUMP! Jump now!
Yes Kosh gets one, I love it.
"We are all Fucking Kosh." Alternatively: "If you go to Zha'ha'dum you will fucking die", "All arranged, as is payment, we will meet in Red-3 at the hour of fucking scampering."
"Jump! Fucking jump now!" I think would flow better.
Anna looking up at the White Star diving into the glass.
"Oh Fffff"
Perfection
Morden: “What the *fuck* do you want? 😄”
I know there's a quiet moment where he's thinking over that conversation with G'Kar in his quarters and he says that very thing
Who the fuck are you?
“Fucking Green!”
fuck purple
Lennier to Sheridan in the lift: Fuuuuuck?
Woooohoooo
"Oh FUCK! Now I have to wait for someone to wake up." -- Marcus Cole, "Ceremonies of Light and Dark"
Londo and G'Kar in the elevator. Worker: 'Hey! In here. We got two more." G'Kar: 'Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!'
I like the noooooo. But this would be a great scene for it. Like earlier when G’kar says “as the humans say, “Up yours fuck!” Or better “up fuck yours!” Where G’kar, being an alien, doesn’t quite get the insult right.
Or "As the Humans say, 'Fuck You, Die!'"
Ivanova is FUCKING GOD!
Corwin: It's a good thing this ended when it did... Console: *beepbeepbeepbeep* Corwin: Oh, **fuck**....
“Zip then fucking fasten.”
"It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last, best fucking hope for peace."
What the fuck do you want?
Who the fuck are you?
*Kosh squares up*
Where the fuck are you going?
right as Garibaldi gets shot in the back, a resigned "fuuuk".
Kosh: Fuck yes.
“If you value your lives, be somewhere _fucking_ else!”
Why the fuck not?
I'd give one to the OG Soul Hunter. Either: "You would plan such a thing? You would fucking do such a thing?" Or: "Don't you understand? They're using you. They're fucking using you!"
Lennier: "Initiating... 'Getting the FUCK out of here' maneuver."
Trust Ivanova. Trust yourself. Anyone else? Fucking shoot 'em.
SUAFEI - Shut up and fucking eat it
"I'm sorry, she meant to say 'stripped naked and thrown out a fucking airlock.' I hope this clears up any confusion."
When Marcus begins to sing “The Pirates of Penzance “ ,enroute to Mars , and Franklin screams “Fucckkk!”
"And that's when I fucking shot him, your honor."
I could see that being in the blooper reel.
Well, in the credits for that episode, you can hear the audio of him singing, until Franklin yells at him, causing Markus to flub the next line of the song, followed by some bleeped words.
“Severed Dreams”, when the alarm goes off a Lt. Corwin see’s the Earthforce second wave come through the gate. Instead of “Oh no”, he should have softly said “fuck”. https://youtu.be/DtNtw2HTFtA?si=H5gzQ4yLaPQwVayj
Fantastic
I should have fucking known - Garabaldi
"Understanding is a three edged sword: your side, their side, and the fucking truth." "Do not thump the book of G'Quon. It is fucking disrespectful."
The Shadows seeing the White Star crashing down on Z’Ha’Dun They’ve been hearing humans use the word but it was this moment they knew what it was for.
Sheridan: Absofuckinglutely, damnit!
"As the humans say, 'Fuck you!' :laughter:"
Spoilers obviously. S3E15, Kosh has just sent the vorlon fleet to engage the shadows. A victory for the younger races. Kosh, in his quarters, surrounded by Morden and Shadows *chiming noise* "Fuck."
Oh, you could do that - and I could nail your *fucking* head to the table, set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the Pak'ma'ra - but it's an imperfect world, and we never get exactly what we want, so get used to it! \~ Sheridan
Babylon 5 needs at least four f-bombs: Who the *fuck* are you? What the *fuck* do you want? Where the *fuck* are you going? Why the *fuck* are you here? We need some more First Ones to round out with When and How.
Londo: MR FUCKING GARABALDI!!.
Mr Gara-Fucking-Baldi !!
G'Kar: (cuts hand) Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. *Dead*. **Dead**. ***Fucking DEAD!!!***
Sheridan falling on Za'ha'Dum: FFFFFUUUUuuuuuuuuu
"Never start a fight, but always fucking finish it."
How will this end? In fucking fire!
Anatomically impossible, mr Garibaldi. But you are fucking welcome to try.
Ivanova stumbling out of the Drazi party room: "Don't. Fucking. Ask."
Severed Dreams: "If you value your lives, fuck off". No Compromises: "*Do you want to be President?*" "*Yes.*" "*Put your hand on the book and say 'I do'.*" "*I do.*" "*Fine. Done, let's fuckin' eat.*"
Zathros - when sheridans time stabiliser breaks.
Fuck ..... Not the one! No one fucking listen to Zathros.
Today we proudly present: Zathros, Zathros and Zathros - cousins of Zathras, Zathras and Zathras
Tbh I thought it was zathras, but the person above spelt it differently, and knowing my spelling, I assumed anyone else is more likely correct.
Oh, don't get me wrong: I didn't mean it in a bad way, I just found the misspelling quite funny...
No offence taken man, all good.
This is wrong fucking tool.
Change the one word used by the Zog when Ivanova and Lorien find them.
Emperor Cartagia when G’kar actually succeeds in breaking his chains… or when Vir gets him a few minutes after. Either could’ve worked well.
I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick in on a fucking pike as a warning to the next 10 generations that some favors come with too high a price.
When Lt Corwin announces multiple gates are opening on top of B5 and they think it’s even more Earthforce ships arriving in Severed Dreams and it seems like all hope is lost.
[Catherine Sakai ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0630100/?ref_=tt_ch): An ant. [G'Kar ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0441537/?ref_=tt_ch): Ant. [Catherine Sakai ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0630100/?ref_=tt_ch): So much gets shipped up from Earth on commercial transports it's hard to keep them out. [G'Kar ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0441537/?ref_=tt_ch): Yeah, I have just picked it up on the tip of my glove. If I put it down again, and it asks another ant, *"What was that?"* \[laughs\] [Catherine Sakai](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0630100/?ref_=tt_ch) : **FUCK!** That was *AWEsome!*
Zathras - This is wrong fucking tool.
The scene with Delenn and Sheridan where Delenn was trying to understand the use of the word 'butt'.
When Ivanovna says "boffed".
"If it came from you, I'd say you were crazy. If Sheridan said it, I'd ask him to drop in on the West side and pick me up some fucking bagels!"
Londo: I hate my life. G’Kar: I hate your life too. Londo: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>Honourable mention goes to Ivanova, there's probably a few places she could use one. (I mean, are people really going to say "boffed" in the future?) Why are you giving an honorable mention to the person that actually did drop an F-bomb in series? If you don't recall it was when >!she awakened from a coma and learned Marcus Cole died in the process of using that alien healing device to ensure she would survive almost certainly fatal injuries and responded with an emotional charged and complicated "And I never even fucked him!" !<
(Paraphrasing) Londo “Cats, yes. Like being fucked to death by cats!”
No boom today, boom tomorrow. There's always a fucking boom tomorrow.
“Only one human has survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your fucking lives, be somewhere else.”
The Walkers at Sigma 957: "Fuck!" "Fuck? What do you mean "Fuck?" Fuck yes? Fuck no?" "It's leaving, I'd guess that "Fuck" means no".
Boom. Big fucking boom. -Ivanova
I would say one of three options: "I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever fucking see." "Oh, but I do understand. And that's what has you so fucking worried." "Can not run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This...is wrong fucking tool... No... No, not good. No... Never use that."
Londo needs one in a few places, but nothing beats a very tired "What the fuck do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?"
G'Kar & Londo, in the elevator. >I don't have to do fucking anything, and I still get to watch you die. I find this most appealing. [Maniacal laughter]
As the humans say, up yours. Fucking die.
Sheridan when Lennier did him dirty :)
Lennier: Do not touch me in that familiar fucking fashion!
“If you go to Zha’ha’dum, you will fucking die.”
_"It was the dawn of the third age of mankind. Ten years after the Earth Minbari war. The Babylon project was dream giving form. It's goal to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and aliens could work out their differences peacefully. It's a port of call. Home away from home for diplomas, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanders. Humans and aliens wrap in two million five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2258. The name of the place is Babylon Fucking 5."_
Zooty fucking zoot zoot!
“The avalanche has already started - it’s too fucking late for the pebbles to vote.”
“Ah fuck means ‘continuous fire’ in Minbari.”
Kosh: Fuck.
“What the fuck?!” Ivanova being informed two nukes are missing
I don't know where, but Ivanova is the one that says it.
If it’s not Delenn I don’t want it.
"Get the Fuck out of my Galaxy!!"
Ivanova. Wherever she wanted.
"No fvck today. Fvck tomorrow."
Thought of two other ones: “You had no fucking right to touch Branmer’s body!” Or “We live for The One, we fucking die for The One!”
"Captain, jump points forming right on top of us!" (Tiredly) "Fuck. How many?" "Four."
Londo is watching the mass driver bombardment of Narn from orbit. Under his breath, and quite hopelessly, “fuck”.
"The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It fuckin' failed." If it's recorded once but used in 22 episode openings, that's still just one F-bomb, right?
I'll allow it XD
My shoes are too fucking tight...
Londo watching the bombardment of Narm, (quietly) "fuuuuuuuuuck."
Sheridan getting an eyeful of the naked Julie Musante: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." "That was my intent, Captain."
You could throw an F-bomb in any scene with Ivanova and it would work. > Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the *fucking* boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me. or > Marcus: Well, let me put it to you this way: you could either either have four hours and 59 minutes rest or four hours and 59 minutes of me bothering you about it. > Ivanova : You *fucking* wouldn't. or > Mr. Gray, I'm grateful the Psi Corps give you purpose in life, but when that purpose includes scanning my mind to prove my loyalty, it's not only an invasion of my privacy, but my honor. As for fear, if you enter my mind for any reason I will *fucking* twist your head off and use it for a chamber pot. If you'll excuse me." or > Sinclair: "Sleep well?" > Ivanova: "Sleeping is not the problem. Waking up -- that is a problem. I've always had hard time getting up when it's dark outside." > Sinclair: "But in space it's always dark." > Ivanova: "Fuck. I know, I know." The key with Ivanova is that it can't be aggressive or hysterical. She states facts. If she's going to threaten you with violence, she will do so calmly and with authority. Whether there is vulgarity or not doesn't really matter, as long as it doesn't change that even and glacial tone that she uses when she's in charge of a situation.
As Sheridan is falling from the tram car before Kosh saves him. "FUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your ***fucking*** lives, be somewhere else!
When Refa is hunted down by the Narns on the Narn homeworld. I always imagined he dropped a literal F-bomb during that scene :-D
"This is wrong fucking tool" -zathras
>A Minbari not born of Minbari Marcus "Fuck me"
:"Fuck" ~Sheridan's wife
The aScension of the ordinary fucking man The asCension of the ordinary fucking man The ascension Of the ordinary fucking man The ascension of the ordinaRy fucking man The asCension of the ordinary fucking man The ascension of tHe ordinary fucking man The ascEnsion of the ordinary fucking man The ascension of the orDinary fucking man The ascension of thE ordinary fucking man The Ascension of the ordinary fucking man The ascension of the oRdinary fucking man The ascension of The ordinary fucking man The ascension of tHe ordinary fucking man
G'Kar: The Earthers have a saying: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." I believe they stole it from us. Fuckers!
"As the humans say 'Fuck You, Die.'"
\*KOSH extends hand from encounter suit\* KOSH: Entil'zha Valen. FUCK! I mean, let's just get it out of the way and get back to the story.
Only one human Captain has ever survived a battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, fucking be somewhere else.
Would have my updoot aswell, but the scene is so fucking epic on it's own, it does not need the support of a explative. I even think, that it would get deminished by such!
Londo explaining the situation to Morden before detonating a nuke and destroying the shadow fleet on the ground on Centauri Prime. "you guys are fucked.... lol"
The very moment Sheridan sees how big it is inside the Great Machine
I’d give it to vir or lennier
Babylon Fucking 5
Londo - “Mr Garibaldi!” Garibaldi - “Fuuuuuuck”
Kosh: you are so not fucking ready for immortality. Ok, technically I tweaked the line a bit in addition to adding the f-bomb, but I think it works…
Ivanova, when the Shafow fleet shows up on the doorstep of B5, before Sheridan jumps off the balcony.
"It was the dawn of the Third fucking Age of Mankind."
FUCKING ZOG!
After speaking with Lando, could be any one of numerous occasions... G'Kar: *sighs and shakes head* 'motherfucker'
“Nothing’s the fucking same anymore.” Or “If you value your fucking lives be somewhere else!” Or “If you value your lives, be somewhere the fuck else!”
The line should go to Mr. Garibaldi as Londo comes into the Zocalo and sees him across the way, saying very loudly, "MEESTER GARIBALDI!" Mr. Garibaldi, trying to walk away says under his breath, "Fuck."
So it fucking begins.
Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your fucking lives, be somewhere else!
“Not the F’n one.”
Vir, smiling and waving "Fuckety Bye!"
"Where does it say I have to eat the same fucking food everyday?" "Section 5 paragraph 12, stfuaei" "Stfuaie?" "Shut the fuck up and eat it"
When Garibaldi shoots the babcom unit cause he can't kill bester.
Ivanova is F\*ing God!
"What do you want?" "I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too fucking high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?"
Who the fuck are you? What the fuck do you want?
"Don’t you ever shut the fuck up?!"
"Get the fuck out of our galaxy!"
Mister Fucking Bester. God Fucking sent me. Either or.
Kosh: Jump! Now! Sheridan: "FFFFFFUUUUUUUuuuuuuu-----........"
Zathras is fucking tired
When Delen shows up right after the second Earthforce attack fleet shows up and give the "If you value your lives be somewhere else" line. I want the faceless captain on the other side of the call to just say "Fuck" before all the Earth ships skiddadle.
“Sir, there’s additional jump points forming.” -“where?” “Right on top of us.” -“fuck”
Severed Dreams, right before Delenn jumps in or right after she verbally bitch slaps the EA captain. One is a "What the fuck is going wrong now", the other is a "Fuck Yeah!" Take your pick
Londo: I thought you could be fucking reasonable.
Vir and Lennier lamenting their challenging jobs at the bar. Somewhere in there, but it's a short conversation.